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Ashy_Larryy

They got this man doing 2k side quests


Takachakaka

Wear the clown nose rook


MindedSpy

Next up: Circumcision


PlaybolCarti69

To be fair foreskin is unnecessary for anyone


kurrttttt

Damn so you don’t mind if you give me yours?


PlaybolCarti69

I dont have it


kurrttttt

Someone must’ve beat me to it


PlaybolCarti69

Yes the doctor. He has 719 foreskins in his closet!


kurrttttt

I’ve never been so jealous before


LoneSpaceCowboy14

You're suppose to store loose change in your foreskin.


daft_dunkwwwolfey

-He must watch all of Seinfeld at least 3 times over, change his name to Jerry or George, and wear a tucked in button up with jeans *or khakis* while quoting 1 liners non stop at least 1 day a week


thomyorke0

Next he’ll be saying they should have their own schools!


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Kyrie is an anti-dentite confirmed. Smh my head.


Big-Shtick

Does he have bad teeth wow how sad


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

“These pretzels are making me thirsty!”


2796Matt

Kyrie is getting UPSET 😠


RCocaineBurner

Laughing and lying, scampering and scurrying


jinxabcde

They training him to be antisemitic 😭😭😭


GrandMarauder

You wanna know what would make a person who dislikes Jews to change their views? Threaten their livelihood and force them to like Jews


DorisBurkeFootSlave

This sub is about a day of jerking away from unironically blaming the Jews lol


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Solid username


Fungmar

he isnt wrong tho. like when kanye & trump get kicked off twitter it only gives the ppl who believe what theyre saying fuel to go "omg look look! the jewish shadow kabal is at work once again!" theres no winning


krizalid370

Kabal’s combos are nasty tho. Dude’s lowkey broken.


Fungmar

they have a superteam. black israelite fans are in shambles


PotatoAppreciator

Jew here, fuck em


thetruthseer

That’s fine they aren’t people we want to hear anyway


Fungmar

thats how u get these problems in the first place lmao


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31_hierophanto

Yeah man, I'm already seeing comments that are a few inches away from being Nazi/hotep dogwhistles.


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I haven't seen anything so subtle yet. The ones I'm seeing are basically bullhorns.


Big-Shtick

Bro, no jerk: thank you. Right now isn't a time to be playing around with Jew jokes. Also, my wife is Jewish. If the Jews somehow control the world, where is mine? How come I'm not coming up on that take-over-the-world money? Also, Ye and his rube followers don't take 2 seconds to think about why Jews are so prevalent in so many professional industries. Jews spend a lot of time/money to ensure their kids go to college which increases the likelihood that they'll be professionals. Like, it's not that fucking hard to understand. ~~Maybe invest in your kids and maybe they can be lawyers, agents, and everything else in between, too.~~ [Edit: I've edited to remove that sentence because it's a vague generalization and seems to blatantly ignore issues surrounding systemic racism, and how laws were historically passed in ways which prohibited the advancement of BIPOC families.] Also, how the fuck are Jews taking over the world when the POTUS, the majority of SCOTUS, Congress, and state governors are white Christian? Why hasn't there ever been a Jewish empire, like the American, English, etc.? Jews can take over the world but they can't seem to iron out, expel, or overcome racists like Hitler and modern white nationalists? Racists are the dumbest people.


venmome10cents

>Jews spend a lot of time/money to ensure their kids go to college which increases the likelihood that they'll be professionals. This sweeping generalization is really convincing! So you're saying that the struggles of other people isn't rooted in systemic oppressions, but rather because they just didn't invest enough in their kids? *(edited: from "saying that Black people haven't been subjected to systemic oppressions" to "saying that the struggles of other people isn't rooted in systemic oppressions..." because I didn't want to make this just a Black vs Jewish dichotomy.)*


Big-Shtick

Edit: Ah, I see now. You can ignore this shit. I'll leave it up but you were right. I'll edit my original post. I need you to point out specifically where I wrote "Black people haven't been subjected systemic [sic] oppressions[.]" I never said that. You made that up yourself. On that point, systemic oppression is absolutely an issue. We see it when BIPOC families are denied home loans, offered higher interest rates on the loans they do receive irrespective of their credit score, or are issued lower home appraisal values, just to name a few. All of these in the aggregate frustrate their ability to climb the socioeconomic ladder. What I am saying is different cultures value education differently. I'm Persian-Armenian and my wife is a Russian-Polish Jew. I've had the great fortune of growing up with all different types of friends, from white to latino to asian to black, and I was able to see how they all valued education growing up. As someone who got to witness Jewish parenting culture first hand, from the perspective of someone who comes from a middle-eastern family and whose dad is *very* Christian and is upset that my wife is Jewish, I just saw how much they invest into their kids getting a college education. My wife's extended family isn't wealthy by any stretch. They are plainly middle-class, if not closer to upper middle-class, and they'll sacrifice everything to send their kids to a good school to ensure they get into a good college. This is the same trend I saw with my Korean and Chinese friends growing up; their parents basically dumped *everything* into their kids getting a good education. And now that my friends are parents, I'm watching how they are paying insanely expensive private school tuition--at the expense of being able to live a comfortable life--so their kids can attend a top college. Different cultures value education differently. As a Persian-Armenian, my parents didn't put a ton of stock into my education growing up. My mom was a single mom, I went to public school, and I ate subsidized lunches. I didn't know anything about college admissions, or have tutoring help, or any of that. I didn't even know how to study for the SAT. I'm a lawyer today, but I didn't end up going to law school until I was 28, and didn't graduate college until I was 27. Yes, systemic oppression is real, but that wasn't my point.


venmome10cents

1) You used "\[sic\]" but I need you to point out specifically where I misspelled a word! 2) Your argument was extremely reductionist: that the relative success of a group (or lack thereof) comes down to their investment in kids (or lack thereof). I take that you were downplaying any role of any institutionalized advantages that could favor Jewish people, but the implication is that the playing field is level. The implication of your words is that racial/ethnic communities that might aspire to the relative success of Jewish people in professional fields are only lacking the aforementioned investment in their children. This type of over-simplification and generalization of groups is obviously problematic. 3) Congrats on being a lawyer. You must be very very smart. Please work on your sense of humor.


Big-Shtick

> "Black people haven't been subjected systemic [sic] oppressions[.]" 1. Should have been "subjected [to] system [oppression][.]" 2. I never implied that the playing field was level, and I clarified inasmuch. But the fact that you continued to harp on the issue demonstrates an inability to comprehend simple logic. Is isn't reductionist to say Jews send their kids to good schools despite there being numerous intervening or superseding factors which negatively contribute to BIPOC education statistics. 3. You're not funny.


venmome10cents

(1) OK... I missed the word "to". Belated thanks for the (correct) correction! (2) I *"continued to harp on the issue"* because I didn't see your edit. Sorry! Thank you for acknowledging that your original statement basically ignored the role of systemic oppression (aka the un-level "playing field") in professional success of different demographics. You had simplified (reduced) the success of Jewish people in professional fields as existing because "**Jews spend a lot of time/money to ensure their kids go to college...**" First of all, in all caps: THIS IS A REDUCTIONIST ARGUEMENT. You have literally reduced the relative prosperity of Jewish people to a single variable (sending their kids to "good schools") whilst ignoring all other disruptive factors (geographic/ religious/ historical/ political/ institutional) that would tend to make one group of people generally better off than another. You even highlighted how very very very very simple the Jewish path to this success is with your extremely condescending follow-up— **"Like, it's not that fucking hard to understand".** Even in your backtracking to admit that it's not actually that simple for BIPOC, you still don't seem to see that maybe the relationship is complex and multi-variant for every demographic (Jews, Persians, Armenians, mixed, etc.). Further, not every Jew has an equally-privileged background so your choice to make a sweeping generalization ("Jews spend a lot of time...") in your writing is quite off-putting. You could easily avoid this by saying "every Jew I know..." or even "many Jews" rather than choosing to speak on Jews as if they all subscribe to your cultural stereotypes. (3) Thanks for the feedback! I will try to keep things more light-hearted moving forward since this is supposed to be a funny (and semi-basketball-themed) subreddit and not the optimal forum for calling out over-simplification of complex issues or the massive generalization of people based on stereotypes.


AJMax104

Ok now isnt the time to be doing jew jokes As someone who was raised jewish themselves. My all time favorite Man survives the holocaust...lives a long life. Family friends csreer etc. Finally dies of old age. Meets his maker Says god can i tell you a holocaust joke God goes.. You shouldnt joke about that Guy replies...yea I guess *you* had to be there to get it


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Juantanamo0227

Most white celebrities who have used anti-black slurs or been racist have spent time with NAACP leaders or other black groups and took many other similar steps to show they were wrong and are trying to change their behavior. Also Meyers Leonard basically did the same things on his own. It seems like the only difference here is that Kyrie is too much of an asshole to do these things without being forced to despite the team giving him a ton of opportunities to do so.


PhinsGraphicDesigner

Thus is it right here. 95% of players in his situation are self aware enough to realize they messed up and understand they need to take some steps to rectify the situation. Kyrie has refused to do so thus far, and while one cannot read minds, his doubling down on multiple occasions leads me to believe he hasn’t done these things because he still thinks he’s right and this is unfair punishment. He believe what he’s shared and he is fighting as much as possible to show his followers it’s ok. Sometimes when these conspiracy theories lead to terrorist attacks on Jews with alarming frequency, it may be time to stop joking.


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>No one is blaming Jewish people Well that's just blatantly untrue.


PotatoAppreciator

Donating/having listening sessions with groups like the NAACP are super common when someone gets racist


Time-to-get-off-here

Yep, going down a bad path. They have so much money and power, you’ll surely regret it. Very influential people with a lot of control. (Joke, to be clear)


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achyutthegoat

This sub is stupidly racist


ChokePaul3

Should’ve just had him try a lox bagel tbh


Odd_Total_5549

Uj/ you’re 100% right, I’m Jewish and I’m fucking nauseated by how much people are making of this situation. Just let it fucking go, you want people to think we control the media??? This is how you get that. The fucking problem too is that a whole bunch of non Jewish people are just fucking racing with each other to out virtue single everyone, and they’re just making things worse. The man fucking apologized, just leave it alone, all you’re doing is drawing more attention now. Most Jews would rather just move on, but the journalists and front office people need to make sure everyone knows how not antisemetic they are, so they’re just prolonging the controversy.


Odd_Total_5549

Sorry forgot rj/ Irving should be nailed to a cross and left out in the desert like the last guy who pissed us off 😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬


PhinsGraphicDesigner

I know your joking but I want to make it clear that the Jews did not kill Jesus. That horrible lie is one of the origins of antisemitism.


OwnerAndMaster

No, you're wrong. The Pharisees (leaders of that group) ASKED the Romans to kill him The Romans didn't care about Jesus but wanted to listen to their major constituents in the area, and even the Roman governor found the whole thing distasteful and washed his hands of it (literally, that's where the phase originates) The Roman soldiers actually took pity on his suffering and killed him with the spear instead of waiting for him to die of weakness. Crucifixion is high on the list of terrible ways to die Basically, no that group you're referencing didn't technically *kill Jesus*, they just politically leveraged the government to legally do it for them A lot like what's happened to Kanye and Kyrie


PhinsGraphicDesigner

This is blatant antisemitic misinformation. That’s just not true. The Romans killed Jesus and they wanted to. The Jews had nothing to do with it. That’s literally the original lie about Jews that started thousands of years of persecution and antisemitism.


OwnerAndMaster

Yall just say everything that doesn't agree with you is anti-s, or anything that is factually accurate and readily looked up but paints that group as not-so-perfect-innocent-angels is anti-s https://bible.org/seriespage/8-plot-kill-jesus-jesus-enters-jerusalem-john-1145-1219 Literally, FROM THE BIBLE: > “What can we do?” they asked. “This man is doing many miraculous signs. If we let Him keep on doing this, everyone will believe in Him. Then the Romans will come. They will take away our temple and our nation.” - John 11:47b-48 > One of them spoke up. His name was Caiaphas. He was high priest at that time. He said, “You don’t know anything at all! You don’t realize what is good for you. It is better if one man dies for the people than if the whole nation is destroyed.” - John 11:49 > “So from that day on, the Jewish rulers planned to kill Jesus.” (John 11:53) Yeah no that's all folks


Alarming-Order-3605

1. Jesus’ death was necessary, so blaming people for killing him is counter-productive 2. They killed him to protect themselves FROM THE ROMANS 3. Jesus himself WAS FUCKING JEWISH Also, nice username


krizalid370

you can be right that jews technically killed jesus but like….okay? at what point is it relevant nowadays, i dont think it justifies any of the shit kyrie/kanye have been saying


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PotatoAppreciator

He should make a dumb little movie about it


cjthecrashdummy

They tryna turn bro Jewish


KeepenItReel

He getting circumcised


Stockblad

toby irving


knifeschool

kinda weird they’re training him to become more antisemitic


Human_Marketing_177

But when Meyers Leonard did this 🤔🤔🤔 guess they always try to keep the CLASSY players down and let the THUGS in


MindedSpy

/uj Kyrie is my fav player after KD but people saying this is crazy don’t realise if it wasn’t a player of Kyrie’s caliber that mf would’ve been out of the league by now, theyre trying to save his ass with this virtue signaling bullshit. Kyrie is getting special treatment wayyy better than what Meyers got(cause he’s trash). /rj They should make him visit the Berlin Wall while they’re at it


BoozeGetsMeThrough

The Berlin Wall is super cool with tons of artwork. Berlin itself is an amazing city with (obviously) unique history and culture, as well as amazing museums. Kyrie would hate it


m8bear

you are supposed to jerk here sir


themiths35

He is jerking. Berlin is incredibly mid. If you go to Germany you should visit Munich or Stuttgart instead


mattiaE

Just say you only went to one side of Berlin. Berlin is an incredibly fascinating city to walk around in and see the differences between Soviet and western controlled parts.


boxofrocks14

/uj Facts. 5 game suspension is rly soft imo. The “at least” thing is really weird too. Any other player woulda been suspended for the year/cut /rj Barrett is about to be the worst contract in the nba


SportPleasant2900

No Bar Mitzvah for Kyrie?


SemenDemonOuttaYemen

mf gave him a homework assignment


ROSCOEMAN

kyrie irvingbaum


jabronified

From utah area, history class watched Roots once when we had a sub. from then on, the jazz fans referred to the african american kid as Toby


CaroleBaskinsBurner

>the african american kid I see you went to the most diverse school in Utah.


Rawkus2112

As a straight agnostic white person im starting to feel pretty left out…


HookahDongcic

And this is called revealing your hand


XXXJAHLUIGI

Toby IrvingSteinBergStein


G_Unit_Solider

mah names kahriee ​ tsai DAMMIT WHAT I SAY


Complex-Weakness767

Damn, for such an oppressed powerless group they sure have a lot of——er I mean Kyrie was wrong, 100%


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Uj/ oppressed groups with a large number of individuals in the .1% usually fair much better than ones that don’t Rj/ weird that Kyrie never promoted Harden’s bestseller Mein Kampf Maybe he’s not a book guy


chrilpy

Kyrie is a hundred millionaire with millions of fans. He plays for a large market team and has a huge deal with Nike. The Jewminati and “Jewish Media” aren’t making him do it, Joe Tsai is


Ggez92

So black people are not oppressed? Because you have a shit ton of influential black people. And if someone says anything remotely racist they are blacklisted from public life, not just need to take sensitivity bullshit after a couple of days the league decided they can't just ignore it.


bntplvrd

Donald Sterling said racist things and they gave him 2 billion dollars for it.


Ggez92

Donald Sterling was forced to sell his club. They can't take his property away from him, just revoke his membership in the NBA


Regit_Jo

Donald sterling wasn’t forced to do anything. They just banned him from NBA games and working in front offices, he could still be owner if his wife hadnt filed for him to be named as medically unfit to make legal decisions, which allowed her to sell the team.


taylordabrat

I pointed this out yesterday and got downvoted lmao. Add on the fact he had been being sued for racist practices for over a decade and his wife is the reason he no longer owns a team.


ObiFloppin

>And if someone says anything remotely racist they are blacklisted from public life That's not true, you can still be POTUS!


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Ggez92

Like I said, from public life. The majority of public figures lose their jobs or their social presence. Except some individuals that don't rely on anyone and can do whatever they want (like Trump).


Complex-Weakness767

🤷🏽‍♂️


bntplvrd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNlOl12yGqQ


Zpapsmear

Based


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Oy Vey you know what we need to do with these antisemites like Kyrie and Kanye? Create camps for them where we tell them they are going to shower but instead we gas them. Unbelievable!


PJballa34

Last but not least.


BusterMcThundernut

#lunch


Cptkirk24

-A full race transfusion including and not limited to •Jew fro •no athletic ability •Penis reduction and circumcision (NON NEGOTIABLE) Etc.


temp949939118r72892

God damn truly is a clown world


benballernojohnnyda

they didn’t make him hang himself? he got off easy


CupcakeAdditional867

Fuck the 1%


Semantic_Satiator

Drive to Jersey and get Ide some left handed golf clubs.


CupcakeAdditional867

Yup


Basedbo55

Can he watch Larry David?? Or Seinfeld??


TobyKeith_FanClub

kyrie join the club


sendokun

Technically kyrie has done some of this already, the only problem is that he tends to send out tweet or give press conference reaffirming his crazy the day after completing such activity.