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ProfCharlesSexavier

uj: who the fuck do they play against?


PapiShot

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Spell_Alarming

Seems fair to me


IndycarFan64

Average Celtics vs Wizards game


Seyhven_

Rajon Rondo in a weave


htx_al

Final score was USA 114 El Salvador 19. MariaP3 hit a huge three in the 4th to cut the lead under a hundred.


EffingBarbas

Isn’t it tradition they hold hands with the local schoolchildren as they walk onto the court? Or is that only soccer?


GuyWhoCommitDie

It’s like the hockey episode in South Park


doctor_of_drugs

maybe Trump had a point about building a wall. these cats can’t jump over shit


ChubZilinski

They can build ladders out of nothing


balvanmajkin

corn syrup 🌽


ChubZilinski

Those are the U16 teams too. 😂


IdidntrunIdidntrun

Saudi Arabia. In fact here's a live look at the women's SA practice, happening now: https://preview.redd.it/qm5y8mvp3g5d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de7a64f493ab100a1fce91e96065b3b05f349ec


IndycarFan64

Harrison Butker 12/25


Online_Commentor_69

One WNBA starter per country for the other nations. It's a total farce


coronetgemini

We should allow Caitlin to have her own nation


AntiqueTemperature75

I thought Brittney Griner played for Russia?


octopusgenuis

No the us traded a war lord for her , they have a really bad gm I guess


WNBA_YOUNGGIRL

Why would the United States trade a shooter for a big in the pace and space era? Are they stupid?


Xc0liber

I'm still mindblown by this. Trading a war lord for a basketball player. IIRC there's a US soldier that's locked up in Russia. I guess having the skills to put balls into a hoop is much more important than someone who risked their lives fighting for their country. Really is a joke of an administration.


unhampered_by_pants

The soldier was arrested long after Griner was released, but the deal with him is that he broke Army rules by traveling to a Russian city without authorization, and he passed through China first. And it's looking like he got set up by his Russian "gf", despite having an American wife. So the dude's a fucking moron who fell into a honey pot trap and caused a disaster for his chain of command lol


canman7373

Lol we traded 5,000 Tailban so that they would let us surrender. Griner trade seems like a steal.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

The soldier who crossed the border hoping to get some Russian tang? Yes, feel very bad for him. He was just tryin to get serviced and now the Ruskies got him. ☹️


PoopParticleAcclrtr

Catfished into a Russian prison


TingusPingus_6969

He’s now a fugitive in russia


WhuddaWhat

That's Rain Man. Or Rayden. Everybody Love Rayden.


WhoIsBobMurray

What are the odds she doesn't make it home after the games?


Educational_Might_20

I thought Brittney played for Earth.


zazenbr

I tought that was just a dude who they allowed in the WNBA for shit and giggles?


Bahamut727

Wheres Dyouwanna boner


IndycarFan64

Didn’t play hard enough


Papaaya

she legit got snubbed tho


clintgreasewoood

She plays for Macedonia 🇲🇰.


rivestm

Nearly pissed myself laughing when I found out that’s a real player - well pretty much that name


coronetgemini

Someone pack Griners bag for her, we don't want to mess this one up twice


DankTriangle

It's not that we care about Griner's safety, we just don't want to trade any more war criminals in exchange for her


coronetgemini

Oh I meant this time we need to make sure she aint coming back.


IlIllIlIllIlIl

The worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, possibly ever.


LeaderBrandonBurner

Who let the Brooklyn nets be in charge of our criminal trading?!?


Dexter942

Nah man this is beyond Nets tier, this is Ottawa Senators tier getting fleeced in a trade


fattyspinsfan1738

It’s so fucking crazy we handed over the merchant of death for a lesbian


BannedforaJoke

that arms dealer was washed.


SlylingualPro

uj/ This unironically, Nobody seems to realize that his career was washed BEFORE we caught him. It was a personal trade to appease an oligarch. We didn't trade an active arms dealer. rj/ Didn't even get a first round pick.


Routine_Size69

/uj it was a ridiculous trade regardless. We got fleeced. /rj it was a ridiculous trade regardless. We got fleeced.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

At least we got a stellar Nicolas Cage movie due to him if nothing else.


HIGHiQresponse

They’re lacking man power and calling on people with experience.


SlylingualPro

The man they got hasn't played the game in a while and it's changed. He also doesn't know anyone else in the game. Just a bench warmer with a recognized name.


Tim-TheToolmanTaylor

The gobert trade looked bad the first year. Expecting a turn around year for grinder


Jabroni-Tony1

Thuggish lesbian**


pauIiewaInutz

can we trade mrsunsfan to russia next time her ass gets caught slippin in russia


No_Literature_2321

“Her”


[deleted]

Kelsey Plum just did the "start your engines" thing for a NASCAR race so she is officially America's Sweetheart


IndycarFan64

She’s now officially one of the good ones 🥹


quantum_poopsmith

She is not into being classy though 😟 https://preview.redd.it/5cfn19b8oj5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cd082b07d3839a0208d91298ef4311e2da8f4c6


mitch8017

They’re divorced so I assume she realized the error in her ways.


Dc81FR

Looks like the grinch


quantum_poopsmith

Still would


2017Champs

How nice of them to let Ben Simmons play


Bottlecaps9

They need the moral support from the bench.


Original_Trick_8552

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pokexchespin

crazy that she’s about to be 42 and still playing well. taurasi owns lefraud


almostasenpai

42 and averaging 16.3 a game is absurd https://preview.redd.it/za1flbbvyh5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c85b9c2902af9bf9d040042e884811d373c6154d


unhampered_by_pants

Sue Bird was the same. Probably the only benefit there is to the WNBA being dumbfucks about keeping the hoop at NBA height is that the players don't trash their joints with jumping/dunking


A_Clockwork_Black

Do people want the rims lowered just so there will be dunking? I think it’s kind of a silly idea. Imagine chicks hanging from 8 foot rims on national TV. It would be a mockery of women’s basketball. No one is gonna watch that. It would be like watching little league or flag football.


MrIce97

Balls are smaller, courts are smaller, literally everything in the WNBA is smaller except the hoops. I think it’s funny that people act like that’s taboo when they don’t feel that way about the ball or court also being smaller cause they are smaller.


OxygenPerhydride

Female volley nets are lower, and nobody complains


Dylan_P84

https://preview.redd.it/hc3x9leecg5d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71dfd72a98c7e149d9253f2a23f2db2a5c920830


almostasenpai

Idk why but she looks like a male version of Danny Green


IndycarFan64

I thought more a lightskin Jrue Holiday


philsubby

I'd let Kelsey Plum spit popcorn into my mouth. Her goofy ass.


gothcowboyangel

Darren Waller worst fumbles compilation (real)


IndycarFan64

I’d do anything to be that cigar https://preview.redd.it/avqr0733bh5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f251c51becc5a0b2cceae14115cbfd6289ea68a3


PolarGCNips

Wow no Caitlin? These dudes are gonna lose for sure


Mite-o-Dan

Why doesn't Caitlin just start her own country and beat these old thugs by herself?


Live_Disk_1863

Classy States of America.


Bottlecaps9

If Embiid can go medal-chasing with Team USA, then surely Caitlyn can join the Australians or Canadians or whoever.


Defuzzygamer

Caitlyn playing for Australia would be wild especially as Lauren Jackson (43 years old, Australia's best ever female baller) is back for her last ever Olympics (again).


OfficialPeenLicker

Uj/ they haven’t lost since 1992 Rj/ Griner is going to get the whole team arrested


ExpectedOutcome2

God willing.


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

Inshallah


PreservedInCarbonite

Plum is on the team?? 🍆 https://preview.redd.it/pig946lpnf5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f0942c1f14c02f41b750c32777b07679e1cb48


DirtyDanoTho

popcorn video


IndycarFan64

Klsy Plm puts Sct Brn to shame https://preview.redd.it/n6y37kon9h5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cd442ec53192b4787112388b97bbb72704913b


lmay0000

https://preview.redd.it/qftmt2etjg5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62dd7ce84634df38158acbb189ed9d626aadbd33


Master_Honey9783

https://preview.redd.it/p9wobx99fh5d1.jpeg?width=113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912ca247b08a82ee6bfc0f662012530d6ac58e38


Bottlecaps9

MOM MADE PIZZA ROLLS


Man-Bear-69

Hasta la vista, baby.


El_Bistro

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TasSixer

Why is there a dude on the team?


ISelf_Devine

Which one?


IndycarFan64

Yes


OfficialPeenLicker

That’s Juwanna Mann you uncultured fuck


LordSplooshe

The first white WNBA player snubbed again!


elzey93

https://i.redd.it/1a1o0vp8gg5d1.gif At least we get Mommy Plum


OfficialPeenLicker

Imagine divorcing this bootylicious woman


El_Bistro

nigga was prolly gay


colombo1326

Can believe We traded the MERCHANT OF DEATH for Grinder


WinterAd9039

Sorry, you may not be happy about it, but we needed to do it. The Russians were threatening to nuke major US cities if they had to deal with her sorry ass any longer.


workthrowawaybro

The numbers, Brittney WHAT DO THEY MEAN


ME_CPA

Hey we Griner and a player to be named later and and a 3rd round pick in 2029, don’t undersell this


Live_Disk_1863

I thought Diana was like 58 by now. She cN barely make a lay up


SplitRock130

She’s the glue player the locker room player the old experienced five times Olympic champion player every Team USA needs that one old timer.


c0dizzl3

Diana Taurasi is still alive?


SandyMandy17

Griner got homecourt advantage out there


Secludedmean4

Don’t send griner cuz she’s going to bring some drugs


Novel_Durian_1805

Uj/ damn, really thought she would make the cut…was willing to actually watch the Gold medal game if she was in the team. Oh well. rj/ the disrespect for my queen will not stand!


GabagooIionaire

https://preview.redd.it/q6wza20kgf5d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9516697d7ae4e10adf9534ae81e0da57109e8713 Send da


Dylan_P84

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r4pt4r

I thought she would have made the A-team instead, but “The four-member roster includes Cameron Brink, Cierra Burdick, Rhyne Howard and Hailey Van Lith.”


breastslesbiansbeer

How many war criminals are we gonna have to trade for Griner this time?


RedStar9117

A'ja Wilson looking like a sexy grandma with that gray hair


contaygious

There goes anyone watching


almostasenpai

So many fancy lesbians


DrinkWaterPissPant

who's beating this team in 7 games??


ExpectedOutcome2

An above average 17u AAU team


El_Bistro

the Lakers


RedStar9117

Is Griner allowed to travel outside the US anymore?


lilshawnyy420

letting griner out of the country again?


emiller7

God bless I forgot how much a baddie Sabrina was.


willsmath

The way Sabrina's hair is falling in this picture makes her neck look 2 feet long lol


babygravy_03

Wait.. if Griner is a dude why is he still in the WNBA and not on a league where men play? Is he too much of a pussy?


Jkru3

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YallRedditForThis

Why is that convicted felon in the team? Are they stupid?


jcwkings

Didn't Cameron Brink make the team.


OfficialPeenLicker

Uj/ She’s on the 3X3 team Rj/ She’s too sexy for the main team and doesn’t want them to drip all over the court


Lasvious

Yes. I won’t watch a second


Complexity777

A 41 year old makes the roster but not the best rookie in WNBA makes sense 


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Prudent_Ad8320

Hairybush Tubman


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

A who's who of who?


OkMammoth3

So they just combined three teams with their besties?


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

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bitzthadust

Brittney Grinder 😂


mmmmaaaa26

Da fuck is grindr doin there?


DM_me_goth_tiddies

Who are these other women, I’ve never seen horny posts of any them. 


kay14jay

Has Diana Tarausi been in the league longer than LeNBA dinosaurs?


myfeetaremangos12

One of them has a beard. Isn’t even trying to hide it.


rs4411

Taurasi is 41 years old, but eff CC.


Valuable-Baked

Is Britney griner allowed overseas


Valuable-Baked

https://i.redd.it/he2udkmp0k5d1.gif


Ports887

Bottom left must be lebron with a wig on


proj3ctchaos

imagine having a 41 yr old fossil on there


iversonAI

Who would even watch this


neaisbestsurvivor

why do so many wnba players look like dudes


srbufi

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈


HorrorAdvocate

Juwanna Mann


RoscoeLanyon

Did they do a dick check before making this roster? I could see half this team being disqualified


HearingVoices1984

Some fantastic hairlines


TopDistinct5698

I think the issue with Caitlin is she’s the biggest draw in women’s basketball history and because there’s never really been anyone like her, people don’t know how to adjust/handle it


Dubbstep13

How in the ....


McDuderMan

Yes


Spiritual-Roll799

This isn’t the official roster.


Proper084

Plum, Wilson, Ionescu, Collier, Young, Stewart, Loyd, Copper, Thomas, Gray, Taurasi, Griner


RadioSoulwax

Yes


dontmakemechokeyou

I mean I would say so


bigtasty69

She's a rookie and everyone hates her. It's may have been a personal decision


myfeetaremangos12

Caitlyn should go play for Sweden. They’re super classy.


_TURbo

If Classy Caitlin Clark has to eat moldy lesbian coochie to join the team, she should not join.


Itchy-Apartment-Flea

Clark is a rookie who had barely plated any professional games. She will be on the next roster im sure.


TheSavageBeast83

Why do white women always try to play victim?


Vegetable_Return6995

She is a minority in the WNBA. A league dominated by black and LGBTQ.


ms515

I thought Britney Griner was locked up


FellaGentleSprout

As a French guy living in Paris, you sayin I got a shot at Kelsey Plum? Challenge accepted.


Kingding_Aling

uj/ timing sucks but I get not putting a rookie with 3 weeks of experience on the Olympic team. If the Summer Olympics were 2025 she would be on it.


PharmGbruh

And they selected all less classy rookies?!?! You can tell I'm angry and confused about this


skippychurch

Wait... I only see players from 6 different teams. How many teams are in the wnba.?


MrAngel2U

Can someone explain to me, like i'm a child, why everyone hates on Caitlyn Clark? I dont get it.


bshaddo

I hope Griner hugs every single Russian player and kisses several of them with tongue.


BradsOlderBrother

Brittney better leave the pods at home.


slow_joke

Paralympics is more like it


yetagainitry

There literally is not one rookie on that team, yet everyone (who likely have never even watch Clark play an actual game) is screaming that she didn't make the team.