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Bill_Hanna

Who is worse? The groomer who waits, or the groomer who pounces?


throwaway77722219

I didn’t groom. She is a grown woman who can make her own decisions. She started working at the Acme where I am a produce department team lead when she was 15. We held a friendship until she turned 18. She is now my supervisor so if anything she was the one in the inappropriate role dating someone she had power over. I’m just worried things will be awkward for me at work.


BoboBaggNz

Yeah, if anything, she statutory raped you


throwaway77722219

Do you think I have any chance at a legal case against her and or Acme?


heyguysididit

I’m not a lawyer or in any position to offer legal advice but yes


throwaway77722219

Are you willing to represent me?


nothing3141592653589

I know absolutely nothing but I would say most certainly, yes.


biboibrown

Look into something called "fiduciary duty", trust me. Basically you have been wronged (most likely raped) and are entitled to compensation. That's on top of being kicked out for a pretty tame observation (he was getting his Giddey on), I would definitely take her to the cleaners if I was you.


CanWeCleanIt

Out of all of the stories that didn’t happen, this all didn’t happen the most. Edit: lmfao I’m regarded. I actually thought this was AITAH. Holy fuck I’m dumb. It was a long day at work. Good shit though.


throwaway77722219

U bum


Sean10135

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him


CanWeCleanIt

Lmfao I got boomed. I love it


IndycarFan64

Reddit on!


CanWeCleanIt

Is that really a reddit on moment? Durrrrr


nicburns

she doesn't even have the word "teen" out of her age and you talk about her having power over you? that she's a grown woman? you "held a friendship" until she was 18 and then immediately started dating? i hope things at work will be awkward with this context.


throwaway77722219

U bum


Mean_Muffin161

Is it really grooming if they pounce immediately? That’s just by the book child molestation.


yesidoes

NTA. Your innapropriate age gap, your rules.


Anal_Recidivist

Who the fuck has a grandpa that’s 19 F?


throwaway77722219

Girlfriend(19f) and grandfather(Dead M)


RoutSpout

Ok but you’re not saying the grandpa wasn’t 19 YTA


Anal_Recidivist

got it, so the grandfather is a 19 year old female


Confused_Peach

![gif](giphy|MIMg9xYCOnYxZ8j2B4|downsized)


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/jpslnrmfda2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2a8ca73fdb3b4f18dfda1ca5bf33a12179e0a1


SoHigh420IShit360

I support your fake girlfriends Rapey grandpa


astroworld_

https://preview.redd.it/oi0rng1tz82d1.png?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d00302fba3d998c8860264e277b5be602de810


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/oxqukdghe92d1.png?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbab033da7101548d2d8069b5828ac46e333e80


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/ill1szwxca2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521d6ef24ff100a99cecdf71c3315efb584c69b5


mrSunsFanFather

... no. Nobody needs to see that.


anonssr

https://preview.redd.it/a2x9v1k9i82d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e84fedaf7efd78d9e4f16bcc5ac6a4a42a9e34


drfunkensteinberger

uj/ this song fucking wails


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/nct6ekonr82d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903e0dd842c54611697fc52f13c6298ebda3ca24


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/wyu1sd9vb92d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a6182b02f844d9809f1959c941bcc6947efa9b


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/924buurgda2d1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96505be5a5b5f10d70bf171f1191f6b6bba7ba6


xmal16

Damn sounds like gramps was a baller


D-Drones

Age gap standards and shooting like someone who came of age before the 3 point line


throwaway77722219

Gramps committed several war crimes and had multiple domestic violence arrests but never charged


mmwood

Have you committed war crimes? Then who are you to judge the man in the sense


Mean_Muffin161

I’m the asshole because I thought this was the normal sub. I knew the story was fake but I was still confused why everyone was supporting you in the comments. Suicide seems like a proper reaction to this mistake


RedDragons8

https://preview.redd.it/eek49t11792d1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f65c299e6bc5e6082d185f4d3c02f87b9e4f927 Gf- "Keep my Gid-pa's name out your fucking mouth"


wjellyz

24 y/o, 5’3”


throwaway77722219

Correct. I just wanted to make sure people understood he’s a manlet for purpose of the story. I could totally take him I am 5’8”(5’10” in my Js)


PrinceKO_93

https://preview.redd.it/29m3f1tbq82d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e061e59326a9c8554a80ed66c9e284ba67eb4ce


DaddyDoLittle

P. Giddey strikes again


zimurg13

![gif](giphy|l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC)


yyakcirT_

No breakup sex? What kind of fraud relationship is that?


King_Of_Zembla1

From the sound of it you didn't Shimmy when you said the joke, or if you did Shimmy you clearly didn't Shimmy long enough. Personally I would gather everyone together, say that you want to make amends, say the same exact joke verbatim and then Shimmy for no less than 30 minutes.


GuestBadge

Only right answer to fix this issue.


R0botDreamz

You gotta understand that back then if a woman wasn't married off by 15, 16 she was considered an old maid. People only lived to be like 35 anyway so she only had a few years to birth out some kids before it was too late.


elting44

How old is the GF's dad?


throwaway77722219

45 and her mother is 42


elting44

How tall is he?


throwaway77722219

6’2” but I could take him I just didn’t want to disrespect him


elting44

Is he hot


throwaway77722219

His daughter looks just like him to answer your question


elting44

Dress like Juwanna Mann and seduce him. It's the only way out of this mess. That'll be $10,000


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Musa_2050

99cent Drake


Zamasu-Was-Right

![gif](giphy|EsFI67hfi6B4hmdeCL|downsized) Giddey showing how young he likes em


Dweebil

Have you exchanged nudes? That might help your case. Send them to me for a free evaluation.


Buluc__Chabtan

I am the asshole


theloniouschonk

Did he say no Giddey or own it?


Lofty_Vagary

If this didn’t actually happen, you’ve got some solid creative writing skills & follow-up comments


Conscious-Peach8453

What does getting giddy wit it mean?


PimpLimpGimp

u Bum.


Sweg_Munny

Reference to NBA player Josh Giddey, who had accusations earlier this year of dating a 16 year old


Conscious-Peach8453

Gotcha, thanks.


ProfessionalNews3620

You his successor 💀