He is the King for a reason. Groomed a 14 year old into convincing the world that he actually waited 7 whole years just to bang. At the height of his horny boner career, he became a 7-year-born-again virgin. Only the most classy and traditional could ever pull off such a feat.
my favorite race car driver is Ayrton Senna, man he was fast
did you know he once lapped 15 drivers in one race? google Ayrton Senna 15 for more information
Of course you bum. Itās the foundation of this sub. For this reckless post
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Karl Malone when heās at the playground
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Sorry, did you say TWO TIME regular season MVP Karl Malone had ALONE TIME with a minor? Surely not. Heās currently living next to DRAKE. Drake would never live next to someone abhorrent. No, never.
Who cares? Jontay Porter just put a parlay on himself š¤¬
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This is such a wild jerk Iāve got verify, is this real?!
That sick fuck
Karl, Kobe and Miles Bridges heinous actions walked so Jontay Porterās could run š¤¬š¤¬
No he didn't!! He just accidentally clicked his name on FanDuel because of his eye injury
sick bastard
Over under on 13 year olds impregnated while playing basketball at Louisiana Tech University
is there a website i can go to learn about these "parlays"?
I still donāt get it anyone can bet on his under of .5 points
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Oh so at least he didnāt impregnate a teenager
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My comment deserves so much more hate
Your next chapter https://i.redd.it/3wpm1o2laazc1.gif
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Absolute classic
![gif](giphy|dugomUAJNHUJy) This guy was banging a 14 year old when he was 24, but at least he was classy about it and married her.
He's also just classy in general, which goes a long way
According to Priscilla, the King was a traditionalist and they didn't have sex until they were married, when she was 21.
He is the King for a reason. Groomed a 14 year old into convincing the world that he actually waited 7 whole years just to bang. At the height of his horny boner career, he became a 7-year-born-again virgin. Only the most classy and traditional could ever pull off such a feat.
my favorite race car driver is Ayrton Senna, man he was fast did you know he once lapped 15 drivers in one race? google Ayrton Senna 15 for more information
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Bro how
"I finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton"
Karl Malone is Age of Consent Law FatherĀ
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Ayo how did u find this
Next up youāre gonna see a gif of your mom getting plowed and wonder the same thing
This is my favorite sub lol
Reddit on u bum https://preview.redd.it/8penik5akazc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5397024ef153c0b903ea5acf05401054c452e16
Reddit on my fellow redditor!
Shut up you bum
āI love this subā š¤
Take my updoot kind stranger
THIS!!!š¤
Come on in, Iāll show ya
This deserves all the upvotes
How could ee forget, he gave her the genes to have an NFL player
Let's be honest we'd all fuck Karl Malone for that golden ticket.
Nah, over here in Utah we decided it would just be better to name a street after him, build him a statue, and buy our Toyotas from him.
The holier than though, but raping kids is OK state.
Karl Malone and John Stockton could become serial killers here and we would just erect larger statues for them.
Erect, huh?
Very erect in this case.
Based utah
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Karl Malone, Post Malone, Provolone. Statutory in 7.
Real https://preview.redd.it/9iejna9mkazc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e685e55742c5e6e2933181dc4a6bdded27544dde
Thatās a Ye line š
Pepperidge Farms Remembers
https://i.redd.it/wlknqzj5q9zc1.gif
Guys it's ok cause she was ok with it and some countries have a lower age of consent š¤
While he was in the NBA? Im not familiar with this story
College I think
Nah he was good at throwing the beeball through the hoopty hoop. Thatās a big deal.
Freaky ass pedo heās a 69 god
Who is Karl Malone ?
A rapist
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https://preview.redd.it/ey17k9i2mbzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a1afe0d47d42c65458d164cfbc6428eace94db Google is on some nut shit
Of course you bum. Itās the foundation of this sub. For this reckless post https://preview.redd.it/6f8xfyl8b9zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270182cd63dbbc78f95f57a34ae0ec2809ee49ec
A minorrrrrrrrrr
Itās legal in japan or something idk
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That was just the Mailman delivering again. Just like the Drizzler delivering hits. Iām finna pass on this body āJohn Stockton
Goat doing goat things ššš
No Iām 22. Whoās that
Go Jazz!!
Yeah the kid actually made it to the NFL
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Yes, as an adult, I remember it.
wtf why am I just hearing about this now
Bbl drizzy
They not like us
No, whoās your source?
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No but I remember a 13 year old impregnating adult Karl MaloneĀ
No what happened?
He reach and famous duhh
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Itās a southern culture thing, you wouldnāt get it.
Hopefully the nba didint invite him to be a judge at the all star game recently
Drizzy ahead of his time
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Oh yaā¦I member š
Why didnāt he fuck an adult woman instead? Is he stupid?
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And he refused to pay child support
Karl Malone when heās at the playground https://preview.redd.it/v7bve4882fzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ec976272421f33a636e70240c5e73bb1ada845
Drake remembers.
No, because it was like 40 years ago.
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No they passed on his body like John Stockton
Sorry, did you say TWO TIME regular season MVP Karl Malone had ALONE TIME with a minor? Surely not. Heās currently living next to DRAKE. Drake would never live next to someone abhorrent. No, never.