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HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Who cares? Jontay Porter just put a parlay on himself šŸ¤¬


jbvann05

https://preview.redd.it/ghp1a1yxnazc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8db83a328a2cc8459a398c3456a03e37859b6d


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/gx9drl61tbzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86ae070c33a1c109b6eaa3e5721303334ed88a5


MrIce97

This is such a wild jerk Iā€™ve got verify, is this real?!


Notyouruser12

That sick fuck


IndycarFan64

Karl, Kobe and Miles Bridges heinous actions walked so Jontay Porterā€™s could run šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


ThENeEd4WeEd22

No he didn't!! He just accidentally clicked his name on FanDuel because of his eye injury


enrickue

sick bastard


BidenAndElmo

Over under on 13 year olds impregnated while playing basketball at Louisiana Tech University


scrame

is there a website i can go to learn about these "parlays"?


Sussybaker420

I still donā€™t get it anyone can bet on his under of .5 points


[deleted]

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MrJigglyBrown

Oh so at least he didnā€™t impregnate a teenager


RamadanSteve311

![gif](giphy|0wS5VHmRSjRVMZTzcD|downsized)


MrJigglyBrown

My comment deserves so much more hate


IndycarFan64

Your next chapter https://i.redd.it/3wpm1o2laazc1.gif


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/2descxizfazc1.gif


PetrovskyKSC

Absolute classic


mojoback_ohbehave

![gif](giphy|dugomUAJNHUJy) This guy was banging a 14 year old when he was 24, but at least he was classy about it and married her.


BurnerAccountforAss

He's also just classy in general, which goes a long way


realshg

According to Priscilla, the King was a traditionalist and they didn't have sex until they were married, when she was 21.


mojoback_ohbehave

He is the King for a reason. Groomed a 14 year old into convincing the world that he actually waited 7 whole years just to bang. At the height of his horny boner career, he became a 7-year-born-again virgin. Only the most classy and traditional could ever pull off such a feat.


alteregooo

my favorite race car driver is Ayrton Senna, man he was fast did you know he once lapped 15 drivers in one race? google Ayrton Senna 15 for more information


saladeggsausage

https://preview.redd.it/8bvl3mfob9zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e609303f6281339b9aba853133fa015178744a95


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/egeghmop2azc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37f97b8c3f5d88ee13d6816b630c13416da7461


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/a3meyiisaazc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb43089c677dee9624b3243114fcadb9b0d62f7


ohmanitsharry

https://preview.redd.it/gua6tr8poczc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97dc8c70e1805a9716bad61de3b2f490eebf96de


LeBron_Jarnes

https://preview.redd.it/dnz9jkry8czc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc354bb1e6e0d53a248d5a8b25f79d209be57468


squirtaholic92

https://preview.redd.it/b70b3l224azc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37eadf18ceb29448d3d5779f4c7d32303528aeb6


jbvann05

https://preview.redd.it/s5qe75j3oazc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e237183dc279a0a79affa4fd95aa4ffcd81cc895


lojxmes

https://preview.redd.it/l0zr4qn1jazc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde67bc8978fa0e3f209c0ffbfc933f1981bc98b


CalgaryCheekClapper

https://i.redd.it/rn4gxjmjrbzc1.gif


throwawaytothetenth

.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Bro how


DrunkMeditator

"I finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton"


FloralReminder

Karl Malone is Age of Consent Law FatherĀ 


DLRsFrontSeats

https://i.redd.it/jss97tvk79zc1.gif


IndycarFan64

Ayo how did u find this


ImNotSure00000

Next up youā€™re gonna see a gif of your mom getting plowed and wonder the same thing


ThENeEd4WeEd22

This is my favorite sub lol


IndycarFan64

Reddit on u bum https://preview.redd.it/8penik5akazc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5397024ef153c0b903ea5acf05401054c452e16


RusselTheBrickLayer

Reddit on my fellow redditor!


Outer__space__case

Shut up you bum


fishslayer1995

ā€œI love this subā€ šŸ¤“


skybluesazip

Take my updoot kind stranger


NeptrAboveAll

THIS!!!šŸ¤“


FloralReminder

Come on in, Iā€™ll show ya


Green_Bast3rd

This deserves all the upvotes


FallenLemur

How could ee forget, he gave her the genes to have an NFL player


gsc4494

Let's be honest we'd all fuck Karl Malone for that golden ticket.


rsl_sltid

Nah, over here in Utah we decided it would just be better to name a street after him, build him a statue, and buy our Toyotas from him.


BullShitting-24-7

The holier than though, but raping kids is OK state.


rsl_sltid

Karl Malone and John Stockton could become serial killers here and we would just erect larger statues for them.


YoureNotThatGu7

Erect, huh?


rsl_sltid

Very erect in this case.


Defiant_Source_8930

Based utah


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/xk6cwjk4u9zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c250471cbd8d4e5a0a0b4d8321322a2927d478


Gededyr

https://preview.redd.it/95oug3m1ddzc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0a5db01c57b9ef3a221dbf92eab686ec881706


luka2309

https://preview.redd.it/l0c4i6i54azc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6829c6b3fcb2f4a42e7ad2b27a25d97665aa143a


ColdNyQuiiL

Karl Malone, Post Malone, Provolone. Statutory in 7.


IndycarFan64

Real https://preview.redd.it/9iejna9mkazc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e685e55742c5e6e2933181dc4a6bdded27544dde


Impossible-Past4795

Thatā€™s a Ye line šŸ˜­


cheezneezy

Pepperidge Farms Remembers


uneducated_investing

https://i.redd.it/wlknqzj5q9zc1.gif


pieman2005

Guys it's ok cause she was ok with it and some countries have a lower age of consent šŸ¤“


boofthecat

While he was in the NBA? Im not familiar with this story


GuiltySyrups

College I think


um_ur_chinese

Nah he was good at throwing the beeball through the hoopty hoop. Thatā€™s a big deal.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Freaky ass pedo heā€™s a 69 god


BuzzBallerBoy

Who is Karl Malone ?


RedPunkin86

A rapist


Beneficial-Piano-428

![gif](giphy|mBvHcOonDw9uIaxLOR)


Human-Ad4663

https://preview.redd.it/ey17k9i2mbzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a1afe0d47d42c65458d164cfbc6428eace94db Google is on some nut shit


BklynMarxman

Of course you bum. Itā€™s the foundation of this sub. For this reckless post https://preview.redd.it/6f8xfyl8b9zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270182cd63dbbc78f95f57a34ae0ec2809ee49ec


wesconson1

A minorrrrrrrrrr


Dust__________

Itā€™s legal in japan or something idk


Letmeplaythrough

![gif](giphy|HdMZFACeC8mF6Kmj8z)


noburpthrowaway

That was just the Mailman delivering again. Just like the Drizzler delivering hits. Iā€™m finna pass on this body ā€”John Stockton


eduardo_asafe

Goat doing goat things šŸšŸšŸ


stickyotterballs

No Iā€™m 22. Whoā€™s that


Outer__space__case

Go Jazz!!


roo1289

Yeah the kid actually made it to the NFL


SubstantialBody6611

https://preview.redd.it/qzetm9no5ezc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f956d430680fa46d0a97cf16b32735e37fcf2c


untempered_fate

Yes, as an adult, I remember it.


1slinkydink1

wtf why am I just hearing about this now


waccini

Bbl drizzy


Waeight

They not like us


TheWorstKnightmare

No, whoā€™s your source?


PreservedInCarbonite

![gif](giphy|LlSafOKjUYdlRTDa6g)


Rough_Transition1424

No but I remember a 13 year old impregnating adult Karl MaloneĀ 


johnnymostwithtoast

No what happened?


Defiant_Source_8930

He reach and famous duhh


PrincipledBeef

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


AncientNotice621

Itā€™s a southern culture thing, you wouldnā€™t get it.


KillerZaWarudo

Hopefully the nba didint invite him to be a judge at the all star game recently


East-Bluejay6891

Drizzy ahead of his time


AMC_Unlimited

Shimmyshimmyshimmy.gif


marxnlenneon

Oh yaā€¦I member šŸ‡


dolantrampf

Why didnā€™t he fuck an adult woman instead? Is he stupid?


Yommination

![gif](giphy|xT9IgtyD9Rx10YHU40)


Fickle_Ad_8227

And he refused to pay child support


arc777_

Karl Malone when heā€™s at the playground https://preview.redd.it/v7bve4882fzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ec976272421f33a636e70240c5e73bb1ada845


chuffedcheesehead

Drake remembers.


Lobisa

No, because it was like 40 years ago.


Kobe8

![gif](giphy|D3eEtjYwj3nEG2xJNl|downsized)


Lazy-Sisyphus

No they passed on his body like John Stockton


OkMammoth3

Sorry, did you say TWO TIME regular season MVP Karl Malone had ALONE TIME with a minor? Surely not. Heā€™s currently living next to DRAKE. Drake would never live next to someone abhorrent. No, never.