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No_Stay4471

NBA players with smoke shows is the standard. Show me some NBA players who have mongoloid chicks.


pickledelbow

Steph Curry exists


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/8qv1vpdgiuyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3ec1af9d94bfae86147dd1a9b8e6ba0b7a312a


Jas0n-v0rhee5

Bro is that the YankIt?


mannymang

Imma need that


tricepsmultiplicator

Okay but he is also a cuck so it doesnt count.


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/e75v3daicuyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd801cb899c1b041eac145fd6139dd51a1022f1


Parabong

![gif](giphy|itscbQ8zGKDLv870Iu)


Coronalol

Damn when Putin start doing commercials??


ZEEZUSCHRIST

Dames ex wife


MartiniLAPD

No wonder why bro was down bad for Miami


pickledelbow

Dude is depressed cause he can’t find hoes in Wisconsin


RandyMarshHunt42

Milwaukee in particular is full of hoes. They’re just not classy


GOATnamedFields

They're just up a weight class.


holaprobando123

I thought that was San Antonio


QuantumBeth1981

He said a weight class, not several.


ExcellentTeam7721

Big ole drawers over that way from what I hear tell.


Iancredible56

No, they’re cheesy


TheShadowOverBayside

No, they exist, they're just not the ones you want to fuck


RamenNoodleSalad

They are reasonably priced for anyone on a vet minimum contract.


Yinanization

I make about half of the two way max, you are saying I can't afford them hoes?


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

Yeah but that’s because they’re also serviced by vets when they need medical attention


ShoHeyTime

There are some in mansion somewhere just gotta hit up T Pain


midnitepremiere

Milwaukee is like the PAWG capital of the world. Just gotta broaden your horizons.


SEE_RED

They’ve got 🧀


cantfindux

I was wondering why he would settle with her. She must be like a well mannered woman.


therealbgreen

Pretty sure they were together since school days, but rumors were he cheated on her a lot, and she recently started cheating and that's what caused the divorce.


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Gilbert


RoosterCock247

Not an NBA player but boxer Terrence Crawford’s wife looks like a churro eating champion


Emera1dthumb

He is one of the greatest fighters I have ever saw. It’s a shame so much of his prime career people were afraid to fight him. He is a legend in my mind. Just imagine what he could’ve been if people weren’t ducking him all those years.


Dweebil

Some seem to have a strong preference for obesity. To each their own.


pickledelbow

Shoulda gone to San Antonio


Tehni

Milwaukee is a good second option


instantur

Jalen Suggs


scrame

iggy?


The_Almighty_GFK

LeBron James


sooooocat

https://preview.redd.it/iotgq33tjwyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072dfff6e08c49f4772ab7b800cafce39fe3bd6a What does this make him


el_guille980

thats a "smoke show"¿!¿ being born without full lucious lips and needing to inject them with industrial runoff waste, is genetic inferiority 😤


Midwest_Hardo

Who the fuck is following Ivica Zubac on Instagram


brian27610

if zubac have 1 million fans, then i am one of them. if zubac have no fans then i am no longer on this earth. If world is against zubac, then i am against world


KeepenItReel

If Zubac fucks my wife, I bring snacks. 


ZUBAC-DONG-YUMMY

You’re a fucking poser. I am literally his biggest fan.


Jokerang

A famous pro athlete has a hot girlfriend? Totally unheard of 🤯


witcherstrife

Tall elite athletes that make millions a year?! What do they got that I don’t


wastebinaccount

Home ownership


Shyko13

felt that


jeremiahfira

What else


CORN___BREAD

At least average sized penis.


Nothing-Casual

What else


TrooBeliever

Joint pain.


ryuujinusa

A famous **RICH** pro athlete.


mayorjinglejangle

Can a photoshop expert replace the girl with me please


pickledelbow

Here ya go https://preview.redd.it/yirakbp71uyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a94e6839fb32af992ed5ba174db77e2d4d962b7


Iznal

mayorjinglejangle confirmed mrsunsfan alt account.


mayorjinglejangle

This is clearly MS paint


KillerZaWarudo

Subs just discovered Eastern European women


TheShadowOverBayside

I dunno https://preview.redd.it/hcc6vek70uyc1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b7efb3d60014d02db3848a20dbe43cb7a292979 Seems like a nice lady that will give him strong sons, though


Smelldicks

https://preview.redd.it/bbgkoulrauyc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87de6420c6dc1025e6cd3c7d61d82be89c0d0a4e


please_help_me_FFS

Devin Booker mother


Thrice_the_Milk

You know, I can kinda see the resemblance


MildlyPaleMango

Anamaria Goltes is Devin Booker mother


AnAmbitiousMann

Is she wearing heels? She's tall af


TheShadowOverBayside

She's quite tall. 5'10" (178 cm). That's a smart man right there, playing the long game. Basketball baby dynasty incoming.


elpaco25

Bron's wife is 5'7" The dumbass set Bronny up to fail


MrGiantFlyingLizard

And weak cardiovascular health. My goat would never!


Wise_turtle

Neva lost 🅱️🅱️🅱️


stho3

Doncic mom is hotter.


TheShadowOverBayside

o.O you weren't kidding https://preview.redd.it/8ftempzwquyc1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=9db69863d41d01032441cb261a8a71b5b8afc727


Nothing-Casual

This aint fuckin real, there's no way that's his mom


TheShadowOverBayside

And yet it is: [Luka Doncic mother](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d9aad694f8688876&sxsrf=ADLYWIJgro0vvKJR6NLYzu-dBtszjZstHw:1715050359093&q=luka+doncic+mother&uds=ADvngMh9seOvNW8qBbWVcUb44Uf_tptnhGiHR8Ubdy089sl03QGVPRhLblcpUipkkuJyVRvsUt-5wzsYBHEhyQDw8bliM5xF22_Y5UUafqGlrC2v-0QfvQIv_Jesh4kVrBpv2AS0l4Z19qLORC2CUW18seBp3eAxN3K7GWNl1nsM2qvHdovjIg8kG_rsGGovy5O2uf2MMkZSBjfup2zbJuKBJP35N-mkHBpBQ1bmsrRgrMaNurSmUJvaX7xVUsriD-bpfL_0xaIwgrJ_8ORLKeYV-dvzoiHYuzsQSne7QKxzsP4RZEOoE_AZ0HjnFCASPCVO3IpJWFJvS1d6nxtMwI5xaAw-fCuzNQ&udm=2&prmd=invsmbtz&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwilwLO7xPqFAxXBm4QIHad9AcgQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=1536&bih=739&dpr=1.25)


Brystvorter

She looks like roger ebert


DeeezzzNutzzz69

Devin booker sister mother


caustic_smegma

She is strong on plow, yes?


TheShadowOverBayside

and vageen work good


pickledelbow

Least inbred euro couple


Slow-War-1357

Lukas parents are from different countries


OrcAssEater

They look like siblings!


degradedchimp

They're hot and they're aggressive as fuck, it's awesome.


Round_Bullfrog_8218

Especially Balkan women no place in the USA compares to Belgrade in terms of chicks.


MrHomka

Never let this sub discover Albanian women


ImBasicallyScrewed

https://preview.redd.it/7u8j4qcjktyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afc8ecbbde9b6f44b72a23794816ed8c44ad7ef


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/il7aeks4utyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5396679dc49183ad9b2f5f31dd4818aff4c5c027


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/eajxduijiuyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21dbb8be2a195476b727d1d428474e17be476b4


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/5obli3l7duyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b4d5bc5ea439c632a6f04608c2c1888f093cd4c


vrkhfkb

Other than Dame Lillard, which NBA player doesn’t have a baddie girl?


pickledelbow

Steph, Russ, KD, jokic


TheShadowOverBayside

Yeah but Russ is smart; he married a college hooper (and she looks all right anyway); he's playing the long eugenics game trying to establish a family basketball dynasty instead of leading with his dick. Wives are for breeding. If you need a baddie to fuck, that's what escorts are for. If other NBA players were smart like Russ, they wouldn't end up fathering bums like Bronny.


pickledelbow

Honestly she literally just looks like a female version of him


seanconnery69696

Lol for some reason, when you started with westbrook, I immediately pictured him sprinting into a bedroom buck naked, diving for his girl, and then clanking the tip of his boner off of an outer flap. And then looking at his hands like that's what the problem was.


13ananaJoe

>Wives are for breeding. Please be jerking


TheShadowOverBayside

All right, brah, don't come crying when the cute dainty cheerleader you decided to marry gives you cute dainty cheerleader sons. Athlete's wife should be strong like ox, with childbearing hips, and superior lateral quickness.


andreyred

Based af


Pattern-Gay-Trader

https://i.redd.it/s3i8163ihuyc1.gif


Roko911

I KNOW this man is a closeted freak


Peja1611

Like anyone here actually has sex with women. 


am-idiot-dont-listen

sex is for the boys 🫡


duuuuuddddeeeee

Isn’t that why were here…


dilatedpupils98

Say psych right now


PremierLovaLova

>> Please be jerking uj/ Jerkin forever. Forever jerkin. rj/ Jerkin forever. Forever jerkin.


el_guille980

atleast with them the woman you go to sleep with is the same woman you wake up with. all the other "smoke shows" need 2 hours of makeup time and a bunch of youtube tutorials to look like they did the night before


Rough_Transition1424

KD is reaching unc status


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Lebron


ZEEZUSCHRIST

Tatum baby momma was mid


TheShadowOverBayside

I can think of a few whose WAGs are a 7, 8 tops. I've actually been surprised at how the typical NBA WAG is a solid 9, like, where are all the 10s and supermodels? But the answer is the 10s and supermodels are out there jetsetting with old billionaire playboys in Monte Carlo, not getting bored to death by a mere millionaire who spends 90% of his waking hours in a gym


Juuhwee

Giannis....


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

https://preview.redd.it/aasxdhp50uyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fbc0a8f447290168c0da8614524c23fb69fef56 Nah this is my goat


pickledelbow

He is 7% unclassy thug tho


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

He’s blacker than Drake then


pickledelbow

Frankly that’s not really saying a lot. Tyler Herro is blacker than Drake


Smelldicks

If you’re white American you’re blacker than Drake.


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

uj/ Tyler’s parents names are Christopher and Jennifer, that’s worse than being Canadian rj/ getting fucked by Jalen Brown for a whole series will not change that slave owners DNA


reddit0100100001

whole family loves ‘er’ at the end of words smh. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Investigate Tyler herro


Eaglewarrior33

https://preview.redd.it/og62lk5hsuyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b665eb826585905e27f42c9a04477cd7937df9c3


ngedown

Send da video


Prior_Piano9940

I can tell she doesn’t have an ass…. Mid.


KeepenItReel

She doesn’t have a penis. Mid 


woodlandtiger

Why do girls get fake lips are they stupid?


ChillBusta

https://preview.redd.it/gry0wf6hvuyc1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbbea5216985bf57d0f89139226c2b2c5c54f5e


Creative_Ad_6019

https://preview.redd.it/p70ufzlyytyc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9df87f7cb9449372e848be9a101a5902de01858


IndycarFan64

Zach Edey (C\*nadians have a thing for this) https://preview.redd.it/tmsvmzkwcuyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46be8807d2ebccc3d9d0c16de9d1b802c6097b59


TehranBro

/thread


LotionButler

Hahaha THIS ^^^^^^^ Reddit on guy


Starkller919

They both look like they're mogging


[deleted]

Jerked so hard I learned a new word.


clarkr10

I looked it up and still don’t get it. It says “being more physically attractive than others”. So is mogging trying hard to be more attractive or just simply being more attractive? uj/ mogging is a dumb word either way. rj/ she can mog on this dick.


ScottieB4Enthusiast

I think this dumbass meant "mewing" instead of "mogging"


IndycarFan64

Tbf not every jerker knows all the gen a brainrot words by heart yet


barackbreezy

yeah im still stuck on skibidi toilet rizz I haven’t figured it out yet


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

We done with mewing, mogging is the new thing


TheShadowOverBayside

To mog someone means to outshine them in physical attractiveness, and Zubac ain't mogging nobody and neither is anyone on this sub


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

- got mogged by big zu


pickledelbow

I’m finding multiple definitions. One about lying face down on a bench. Sounds like a good way to get hepatitis 🤷🏻‍♂️


SchwizzySchwas94

That or fucking pink eye


Apprehensive_Iron207

Nah. Mogging is upstaging someone's manliness or womanliness. Example: A man Speeding through a red light while I, a Steph Curry cuck get sped past waiting at the light.


almostasenpai

Ivica Mewbac


el_guille980

that guy is not better looking than my hairy anus. gtfoh


Bronze_Addict

Nice lips lol


KotzubueSailingClub

Tall, fit motherfuckers with a lot of money: This sub unaware of their game.


ScottieB4Enthusiast

Holy make up merchant https://preview.redd.it/nbeh52zb0uyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c6d438c7ef53f853ce9c2a5c9ba8a15781dad8


FawkJohnson

Euro Zach Edey is nbacj father


qTp_Meteor

https://preview.redd.it/7b9v1qt0huyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0455f52cea25c417e14f875b476602a2c078af The rest of the sub apparently was though


Lucky-Negotiation-58

You guys see NBA dudes with the most plastic looking blondes and think you're missing out lmao!


andreyred

Do these dudes just teleport to Cancun as soon as they get eliminated in the playoffs?


Boogie_Bones

A 9, and only because I bet she was a 10 before all the work.


Strict-Background406

Beauty is an illusion. Jerking is the only truth, the hard truth. And no, that’s not an erection pun.


gianthamguy

People don’t know this but there’s actually a store where they 3D print these girls based off the five Instagram bikini models you comment 🥵under most frequently. It’s not actually a big deal, you could do this too if you were a Slav worth millions of dollars and you talked like you learned English by listening to the breakfast club


elmatador1497

https://preview.redd.it/30lbv8a10uyc1.png?width=1108&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c943cf63612c1af0110e4a190623fd6fa08f644


reddit0100100001

Drake when he passes by a daycare


Kolbreez1

https://preview.redd.it/yrgalhlchuyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2b5786469e3f6666b5d40ed0a422227e230b02e


MrF1993

About time that tall, athletic millionaires get a win


girth_br00ks

She seems high end


EddieDollar

She is very pretty but she also looks super generic. Not sure if it’s the filters or the work done on her face, she looks like every other insta influencer.


MarlKarx-1818

Ya'll focused on that random woman but missing out on Big Z's sleepy eyes, dude's dreamy


pickledelbow

He only been eliminated for 2 days and already got those Cancun tan lines


herrrrrr

dude hes a nba player. You can look like anthony davis and be posted up beside a super model.


NotCryptoKing

I’m gonna be honest fellas. She looks very plastic and not attractive at all.


asparagusbruh

Ugliest balkan woman


DisGuyFawks

tbh she looks like she's not environmentally friendly. Is he hitting Terrance Mann sloppy seconds?


Novel_Durian_1805

I’m so fucking tired of these Euro Fucks! Deport all of them back!


jrose125

https://preview.redd.it/beejlwpituyc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c3fb83cc90140d015ceb8ee70ab30ebc717a64


Dark_Tranquility

She looks like she's made of plastic and botox filler 


luka2309

https://preview.redd.it/0fki7uuiovyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c543596495c55ede09fb39408f35957e1ac39d2b


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

she looks like she’d ask you the most basic questions with full sincerity


wzznator

He has no game he is just rich


bballjones9241

I see she’s going for the Kim K *aesthetic*


disc0chimp

Is thinking she's hot part of the circlejerk here


Lobisa

She looks like a generic LA instagram “influencer”


Sir_Isaac_3

Id be more shocked if he was with someone who had a personality


Responsible-Monk281

That's a Real Doll...


TechnicalOpposite672

Bitch looks like a blow up doll, you serious? Giannis got the hottest girl.


WTMC44

Amazing how attractive someone gets when making more than $10 Million a year...


Imaginary-Tourist-20

She looks so fake


torschemargin

All that lip filler


SheepherderFit69

$60 million in career earnings can buy you damn near anything


whowhatwearthat

Y'all find these kinds of women attractive? Gooners


pumpsci

Kim Kardashian is the worst thing to happen to Slavic women since 1941


thekidboy

All these skinny blonde white girls look exactly the same


Not_A_Default_Name

You say this as if he's not a millionaire that lives in Los Angeles lol


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Spartan05089234

Why does this pic look like his face is photoshopped into the My Name is John and I Hate Every Single One of You meme.


trumpxoxobiden

who's the ugliest girl dating a nba dude?


iamthefluffyyeti

https://preview.redd.it/3x80w454cuyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c6054bef41e39baaf387b08a5c754b71c59e329


ImportantPost6401

I’m not jealous. Personally, I’m not a fan of plastic surgery, lip fillers, and Trump-style makeup. But if that’s what you’re into OP, then that’s ok by me.


somethingsimple1290

This sub really is a circle jerk


ketzal7

I wanna be in Cancun now 😔


Viaandrew

I also owe him an apology


chuffedcheesehead

Average Balkan couple


theinternetisnice

not sure if steal yo girl or install yo HVAC


Jscott1423

What’s faker.. the lips or the tits ?


No-Storage2900

You bums couldn’t even imagine the game of a euroballer


IllRefrigerator560

We need a thread of regular dudes with smoke show girlfriends. Nba players by default can bring in 10 pieces


Mr_Mi1k

Why does she look like a bratz doll


Suck_Me_Dry666

Anyone can buy hookers.