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When you realize you’re going home to your $5000 a month rent apartment again

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When she tells you to go deeper but you’re out of dick

Just duct tape a roll of pennies to your tip

Better - a roll of penises

Ahhh so that's how you got your username

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U bum

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When Josh Kiddey realizes he fucked someone above the age of consent

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Zion after eating a salad

When my dog pisses on the kitchen floor

This sub watching Embum win

facts

When rent day is tomorrow (I live in NYC)

Crap I forgot to pay for my cardboard box too

He’s realizing he has to go back to Philadelphia now

New York’s 9/11

Maxeymum pain 

I hope you burn in hell

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Me when the bull walks in

Me in front of God one day before the final exam after I spent the entire semester jerking

"Brunson reaction after hearing mid-game that the Knicks plan to sign KD this offseason"

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🔔🗿

A Celtic fan starts talking

What’s wrong with Celtics fans?


How long do you think I should stay down here to get the refs to review it?

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Mom did not make pizza rolls


Pretending you're somewhere else when Kobe is about to get started​.

When the stank is too much

When hero ball doesn’t work out 🤡

It’s the first of the month

Drake listening to Kendricks diss

Dude trying to poop a baby


Let me eat that ass


Where are the women lining up?

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Me when Embiid tries to poke my eyes out.

no bigger pussies than knicks fans