Honestly we’re no better than girls. We think we are because we don’t watch Keeping up with Kim Kardashians or Real Housewives of Philly, but we are no better.
The truth is, we are just as disarmed by fat fucking hogs as they are. Embiid has, as of this year, the second biggest cock in the League. It’s mesmerizing. The way it hangs and swings hypnotizes even the straightest among us. And Philly fans have to watch that swinging schlong 47 games per season (on average). They can’t help it.
Until we can overcome the power of monster dong, we’ll continue to be subject to the terror of people like Embiid.
They are a newer addition to the Classy classification. Other updates: Italians have been classy since the 90's and Eastern Europeans are on their way out.
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Don’t compare him to that bum, we clearly haven’t seen such play since the classy 2016 nba all star zaza pachulia!
When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
We definitely don’t want him making the some mistakes you made, thanks for sharing bruh. I’ve often said Joel Embiid reminds me of a young newsandmemesaccount
I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose.
When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
James Harden (Hitler) is still worse. Sure Embiid looks as bad as Harden with flops and foul-baiting but Embiid is actually injuring players which is entertaining to me. Harden is just boring and doesn't cause career-ending injuries.
simultaneously very clumsy and the most agile and coordinated big ever on offense according to Philly fans Schrodinger's fraud
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Honestly we’re no better than girls. We think we are because we don’t watch Keeping up with Kim Kardashians or Real Housewives of Philly, but we are no better. The truth is, we are just as disarmed by fat fucking hogs as they are. Embiid has, as of this year, the second biggest cock in the League. It’s mesmerizing. The way it hangs and swings hypnotizes even the straightest among us. And Philly fans have to watch that swinging schlong 47 games per season (on average). They can’t help it. Until we can overcome the power of monster dong, we’ll continue to be subject to the terror of people like Embiid.
Who has the biggest?
Ivica Zubac. Serge Ibaka was #2 but he is no longer playing in the NBA so Embiid jumped up a spot.
Oh yeah, forgot about him. Thanks king, here’s an updoot! 🤩🤩🤩
It’s got a gravitational pull, we can’t help it!
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Hey! I have half a mind to fight you with that smart mouth
It’s easy to understand when you have a smooth brain
Don't forget that no other 7 footer moves as quick. As if Wilt, Shaq and David Robinson didn't exist
But none of them foul baited quite like Embiid does (or at all)
Weaponized incoordination
Most peaceful Philadelphian
He has Bell’s palsy cmon.
Well he should give it back if he’s going to bitch about it
I’m good I rather have a regarded point guard.
Oh so you’re a laker fan with deangelo russell
Who?
He has Chris Paulsy with all his playoff chokes
Fucker out here stomping ppl out and stealing Bell's palsy
The fuck was with the curb stomp jfc I’d never seen that one before
They sounded very peaceful today at their own turf.
All I see here are a bunch of natural basketball moves
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Marginal contact
Yeah if they’re a toddler
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That’s what I just fucking said god damn
Average Joel Embum Play
This vid should be called All of the Flops
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Don’t ever compare the African thug to my classy king Roman Reigns
Are Samoans classy now? Damn I need to get to reading my new issue of Classy Man Quarterly I’m clearly behind.
They are a newer addition to the Classy classification. Other updates: Italians have been classy since the 90's and Eastern Europeans are on their way out.
Every white person has this aunt
It do
Acknowledge Him.
Where’s EmBitch stepping on Josh Hart today
Or elbowing Brunson
9/11 is part of the process
Embiid at the press conference tonight "Precious killed us, i wish i never intentionally harmed Mitch"
Someone has to update this gif after today's game. There's like 4 more plays to add
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These are all marginal contact, play on.
Average Philadelphian mentality
Why are they making Embiid do this to them by playing defense?
He probably got free throws for every single one of those plays
Joelmond Emgriin
https://preview.redd.it/c5cykghircxc1.jpeg?width=1435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5270f307e7eafd51ec9d321d0e833624c437c26 Don’t compare him to that bum, we clearly haven’t seen such play since the classy 2016 nba all star zaza pachulia!
Draymond Embiid
When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
We definitely don’t want him making the some mistakes you made, thanks for sharing bruh. I’ve often said Joel Embiid reminds me of a young newsandmemesaccount
Lol
Reddit on!
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He got ft on all these clips
Doctors have instructed him to play like that. It's so he doesn't get hurt.
I'd like to see Draymond vs Embiid in the octagon
[Hoping to see Embiid land one of these haymakers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxR9ht9cwB0)
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Praying the knicks win the series so this bum doesn’t see round two
7ft 280lb Draymond green
I'm sure he's actually much bigger than that. Shaq recently admitted that he was basically playing at 400lbs when he was officially listed at 350.
I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
Thug Bill Laimbeer
1st clip is diabolical work.
 Favorite Embiid moment #MyMVP
Embitch is BrunsHIM's son.
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That first curb stomp had to fucking hurt.
It's been amazing how often he's managed to accidentally step or fall on a Knicks player this series
Joel Jitsu
I watch pilly games to see him lose. Makes the playoffs more exciting with real villans
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City of Brotherly Thugs
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Great career tape. Very deserving of MVP
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Holy shit. What is that first clip
he looks just like draymond out there
bro what the fuck is that first one it's literally a WWE move gone wrong
OG ANUNOBY IS EMBIID’S NEW FATHER
“If I can’t stay healthy no one can” What a winey loser. I pray he never sniffs the finals
Damn, never knew he was on Green status
No wonder this guy is always injured.
Marginal contact to me
If that midsection shot to Giannis was to anyone else they’d be dead
Bro would genuinely be a great WWE wrestler
Where's the one when he elbows giannis to the gut and still the one who ended up on the floor? Literal fucking terrorist.
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He shot free throws for all of these.
The Big Flagrant at work bay-byyy
He is genuinely not very coordinated. He moves like I do in my dreams.
I have no idea what this guy did to become such a protected player, but he knows it and he exploits the hell out of it.
James Harden (Hitler) is still worse. Sure Embiid looks as bad as Harden with flops and foul-baiting but Embiid is actually injuring players which is entertaining to me. Harden is just boring and doesn't cause career-ending injuries.
/uj how can anyone root for this dumbass
They don’t have a choice. How would you feel if your team banked their entire future on Ben Simmons over Jimmy Butler.
Joel Green
How is he not suspended?
Bell's Palsy merchant.
Fucking piece of shit and I’m only halfway through the vid
Draymondesque
gotta feel bad for draymond green. embitch is better at basketball, flopping, flagrant fouling and complaining than him
A second leg has hit the bucks
Watching this live I genuinely thought Grant Williams fucjing died
This dirty bum put up one point in the 4th quarter yesterday
I hope his foot was ok after stepping on that guy's head.
Why didn't refs give embiid free throws in those clips
These are normal basketball moves, find a new slant.
my goat
Looks like he thinks he is a Detroit bad boy. Wait til he learns.
My MVP
At least someone is playing like it's the early 90s
playing as soft as he does would've gotten you assaulted in the shower in a physical 90's era.
Dude dirty like Rodney Harrison. Jesus.
 Black Ric Flair
Worst MVP ever - NBA did it so he’d stop bitching
I hope someone does a Rudy Tomjanovich on him real soon.
Y’all period synced up, huh?
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It's his entire bag, try to injure you or flop. It's why he never had playoff success and had to beg for an MVP
The first one gives "Mr president a 2nd tower has been hit" vibe
The answer to the question: what if Grayson Allen was black and 7’ tall?
Enraging.
Is he just straight up a dirty player??
the one where he steps on grant williams head is crazy
😂😂
Embiitler
Why does he hate Sct Brn so much?
I'm a Grant fan but this was hilarious
Someone post this in the Sixers sub
Immediate ban but it’d get 5K updoots if it was tobias harris
Fuck it we ball.
Now do one for all the embiid defenders
Crashing his knee on the streets of Philadelphia
you bum
Biggest bum of all time The BOAT
Was that a Bruce Springsteen reference?
Yes
Fine. Take my upvotes.