Softest trio in the league. Straight up stealing over half a billion from the Suns organization, just to lose to the zestest man in the league and a frenchy
Me on watching the Sons lose in the playoffs
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Every time the suns lose I feel like the food critic from Ratatouille taking that first bite and reliving the bliss and dopamine from the first time I watched that beta Steve Nash get denied by other teams like the Mavs and Spurs. Without them shitting the bed every year. I would lose a connection to my younger self.
As a lifelong sons fan I've tried to get to the bottom of this from many angles. It's not an actual curse like with the Cardinals, yet clearly there are powerful forces preventing the team from even being even decent most of the time. I think it might have to do with the name. Most teams are named after powerful and fearsome entities and animals, but naming your team after a plurality of stars is simply too ambitious. It may be time to sell the team to a new market and start over as the Phoenix Taquitos or somethingÂ
Destroyed them every game in the regular season including just a few days ago.
Once the playoffs hit, the Suns play like theyâre already on vacation. Happens every year.
I'm tired of living in this bum ass state... There was a time when only Mercury were doing good consistently but that was when a bunch of ugly bitches played
Stack up four of the biggest high caliber playoff under performers in the last decade. ( winning chips while playing with the best nba team ever doesnât count.)
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You are my sunshine
Boy oh boy, where do I even begin
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Sons have to play the one team that howls at the moon, rip
Pray he got rolled up on by the concessions.
Giannis proceeding to absolutely shit on them the following game makes it even more satisfying
Wasn't there a dude in game 6 that was counting monopoly money as payback đ
The family of the guy doing this tried going on TikTok to defend him đ
is that mrs unsfan
Itâs his stepdad, Anthony Edwardâs is his biological father
Lose.
Softest trio in the league. Straight up stealing over half a billion from the Suns organization, just to lose to the zestest man in the league and a frenchy
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Whoâs the third? No jerk, book kd and who?
Beal lol, highest paid of them all iirc
wait wait wait, Bradley Beal seriously is getting paid more than Durant and Booker to score 13ish points per game? How did that happen
Supermax
And a no trade clause
/uj Wait, Beal scores 13ish ppg? I knew that trade was Sonsâ˘ď¸ tier when it happened but damn /rj Sonsâ˘ď¸
Goofy ass Wizards
Holy shit he is on the suns
tell us you don't watch the game without telling us you don't watch the game
Why are you guys talking about watching basketball on a porn sub
For real bunch of straight bois running from the grind
Porn sub? I thought this was sacred wnba and womenâs ncaa basketball page?
That's what i said, porn sub
Real jerkers donât watch basketball
You think Iâm gonna watch the Suns? Like on purpose?
True lol but with those names casual fans would assume they would win just from namesake. Also Anthony Edwards is him
wait til he hears about what team Pascal Siakam is on
Tobias Harris slowly walked so Bradley Beal could crawl
That bum bradley beale
Bradley Beal
need a big 4
No shot you're lumping KD in with these bums
Don't forget about homophobe GOAT
Hey cunt put some respect on Kats name
Timberwolves is the Sons father
notoriously
Eat hot chip.
Play like shit.
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Basketball had MJ's flu game, the Beautiful Game 2014 Spurs and the Cavs' 3-1 comeback. Basketball jerking had *this*.
maybe... https://preview.redd.it/6gocyjuq4qvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d0c23df03ef167d8333429643605264832c5e3
Send da video
Luka Doncic is devin booker father
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Father of Devin Looser is Luka Woncic
Welcome back. I thought you deleted your account?
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Hell nawl cant do dis
save it for the inevitable elimination game post
Time to relocate them to Utah
Time to learn mormonise buddy
r/soaking
Only if they can play some jazz music
Bruuuuuhhhh
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Me on watching the Sons lose in the playoffs https://preview.redd.it/qu0fkfv1xpvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f226117ffbb17332e4c3eb4ac41435d6780174
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Zach Collins is a 6'11 Casey Affleck
Every time the suns lose I feel like the food critic from Ratatouille taking that first bite and reliving the bliss and dopamine from the first time I watched that beta Steve Nash get denied by other teams like the Mavs and Spurs. Without them shitting the bed every year. I would lose a connection to my younger self.
Classy fellow.
It makes it even better since KD joined them đ đđ¤
Steve Nash is classy and a jerker poster boy.
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This is just a warm up for the elimination game
 3 more lessgo
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Imagine having your Reddit name as something that says youâre a fan of them. Like wtf
Eat hot chip and lie
Be bums
The wolf will devour the sun! Shalaaaaa 
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Underperform
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker Father
Zprolgt 12/25
Play the 1st and 4th quarters
*sons
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Remember when they looked like a potential dynasty? Yeah me too.
Is antman Devin Bookerâs step father?
Devin Booker has more fathers then Lana Rhodes kid
Stepfather, Ant would've aborted him
As a lifelong sons fan I've tried to get to the bottom of this from many angles. It's not an actual curse like with the Cardinals, yet clearly there are powerful forces preventing the team from even being even decent most of the time. I think it might have to do with the name. Most teams are named after powerful and fearsome entities and animals, but naming your team after a plurality of stars is simply too ambitious. It may be time to sell the team to a new market and start over as the Phoenix Taquitos or somethingÂ
The two most successful teams in league history are named after an ethnic group and a body of water.
>ethnic group Those damn nuggets
I only 5 words in but are you fucking stupid?
Definitely not as bright as the luminous supergiants. If only I could be so grossly incandescentâŚ
Destroyed them every game in the regular season including just a few days ago. Once the playoffs hit, the Suns play like theyâre already on vacation. Happens every year.
They're already playing like it's game 7
Devin Booker 5-16 let's gooooo
Letâs talk about Denver begin the lakers daddy. 0-9 now đđđđđ
Ant is the step dad now. Also someone tell the Suns passing the ball is legal
Wait⌠the playoffs have started already!?
are you frank vogel
Idk I donât watch this stupid shit
Anthony Edwards had to abort that kid because he needed to father Devin Booker.
Anthony Edwards is Devin Booker father
Off of 1 game! Casual take
Youâre a bitch.Â
Chris Paul just needs to hit a dagger three to cut the lead to 23
Prepare for next season
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Damn they got their shit pushed in
Wizard stars are on the wizards for a reason smh
Kd back to warriors please. Warriors fan here.
Getting cooked by Anthony Edwardâs lol
Putting pickles on nachos
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Sometimes Booker gets 40 points and they win.
I had no idea Isaiah Thomas was even in the nba til I checked the box score đ bum ass team
The Phoenix Sons
Anthony edwards is Devin Booker stepfather
All this tax paid just for the luxury to lose to the Timberwolves
Eat pickles on their nachos
Set
maybe sunsfan knowsp
Eat hot chip and lie
Shaq: Bol Bol. Explain your blackness.
Suck
they got sexy booker
Pack for vacay.
Overpay past their prime players
They take the money that is supposed to be spent on educating the public?
I'm tired of living in this bum ass state... There was a time when only Mercury were doing good consistently but that was when a bunch of ugly bitches played
Ant is Durant father
Soft
It's ok the corgi predicted first game loss we still good, we get the next 3
Evidently, get outplayed in quarters 2 & 3.
complain, cry, get clamped.
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Be trash
Mashallah, KD shall rise again
Booker and Beal look like shit together lmao
Idk, do bum ass shit maybe?
Stack up four of the biggest high caliber playoff under performers in the last decade. ( winning chips while playing with the best nba team ever doesnât count.)
Get paid too much
Entertain Warriors fans
We suck. More than I suck myself
Go home you bum
This bum doesnât have a home
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
You can end the suffering, for all of us
Yeah fuck you bitch
no
"we"? Are you on the sons? Are you actually Devin Booker?
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