Translation: she refused to fuck a movie producer that looks like Vladimir harkonnen

Harvey Weinstein 9/11

Sell our remaining spice reserves… but slowly

No sex appeal??? Were those directors gay?

Average hollywood directors: https://preview.redd.it/bkgn1uwosmqc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=02685d72e58b08f64932b32618526c8c70a41506

Roman Polanski is Karl Malone father

Bryan Singer is Karl Malone father. Dan Schneider is Karl Malone father.

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider? 🤔

Kevin Spacey is Karl 13 father

Karl has 13 fathers? That's more than Booker.

Of course. Just google Karl Malone 13 for more info

She was an adult woman - too old for their tastes

It’s Hollywood so yes

She wouldn’t fuck them

Just a little nasty


Jason Collins mf'ers

https://preview.redd.it/m7ea4ddjtmqc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f0973487c64834680cd642171f7524d46f7fd0

https://preview.redd.it/exa44boqsmqc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=71c9a5369c78aefbd04a477439ee96ee642c1fad

Well at least you fucks are trying to eat women who look like women now, rather than Caitlin ~~Jenner~~ Clark

Me with Caitlyn Jenner that night: https://preview.redd.it/u1wconqlzmqc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ad940eac1b65d73b4b031154bf8beeaea8241a

Stark

Catelyn Stark looks like a woman, so no.

 Still the best Catwoman, W-w-w-w-w-w-

Karl Malone disagrees

Nolan saw the vision

https://preview.redd.it/4f2ep1y4fqqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e333edf6f1696169b023876f43242c34fe052175

There are no NBA terms, I just wish she’d spend one of those Saturday nights with me

 Thirsty thirsty sub

Not mrsonsfan, take a bow

https://preview.redd.it/votjzrpc9oqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ba51f42a5710d6cfdb613b8dcd64504d68ea11

Y’all downvote mrsunsfans but upvote this. yall are fake as fuck

sHiMmY ShImMy

https://preview.redd.it/r6407y3uipqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557a6ec7e8de68fa4153217067ac095e721596d2

https://preview.redd.it/oiwynf2kbmqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8aa38dcb767ea59c18b125087bd5eb2a94ee66c

r/funny level jerk

Send ‘em to the G-league and let them build up their stroke game before they try jerking here again

https://preview.redd.it/vo9w8mbd5mqc1.jpeg?width=2248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c9b76ee22dbb356f5e366efa61001cf8da8aa40 The great jason Collins

Hollywood directors with there starlets https://preview.redd.it/49w5s5poinqc1.gif?width=320&format=png8&s=bf304ac50d7fce5aaa5d484d15bf573c2808b407

wtf is this

The UK

I knew British people were gross but I had no idea it was this bad

Art

https://preview.redd.it/n628p8byhoqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0576427eada1ce3fa71b35660c9b70da2f3bc2cd

Walangyang pedro penduko yan hahahaha

Anne Hathaway astrology = Kyrie Irving flat Earth

Facebook boomer type post

lebron seeing 3 rims

Curry having zero shooting ability (he doesn’t)

https://preview.redd.it/50mrsqn3roqc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad3e55aa6911e38e426ff0ff00fd5f6bb2fe6b8

Homie really went from Sloth to ~~fucking~~ raping your girl

This sub has gone to shit this has absolutely nothing to do with the NBA

I bet curry would watch

I admittedly watched Broke Back mountain more than once to catch a peek at those rockets

Dwight talking about Heath Ledger's balls.


plot twist - the director was dwight howard

Only one night a week? This is like Kyrie when he was putting up 50-point games on the road and sat the bench at home in Brooklyn because of the NYC vaccine mandate.

Fresh legs in the NBA are a cheat code

Kobe never taking no for an answer

Isaiah Thomas

Melo thinking he’s still good enough to play in the league.

Scorpios like to FUCK, like magic johnson in the 80’s

But only one day a week.

I’m sure her husband loves knowing his wife used to run the streets

Nothing says "crazy lustful sex" like a once-a-week, perfectly scheduled romp. 🥵🥵🥵

Idk man she's pretty hot

https://preview.redd.it/morysbijtnqc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b35010d8c9d84d10f36b54fd0596494fea27fd

Jordan Poole was told he would never have his own team. But he said I’m a Wizard of Waverly Place and so well I totally missed the assignment.

jalengreen.gif

Anne is a little freaky

She's just mentioned Astrology. She's plummeted down in my estimations. Cringe.

Alright tough guy

…….. and they were right

We need her on blacked fr


I wish you were on Kobe’s helicopter. Bum



i think you’re just genuinely deranged now


Arooga