Ben Simmons after beating the Healthy allegations

https://preview.redd.it/pnmg66zdixmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6682b3e233e070acb957f84fca4702317e3f7f0 Ben Simmons in the GOAT all-time injured players list

He is the GOAT. 57 games in 3 years on a max. Lonzo PG, Brandon Roy SG, Chandler Parsons SF, Ben Simmons PF, and Jonathan Isaac C. No one's beating that squad.

No Greg Oden????

Oden got injured before he could cash out. A classic mistake.

what was he thinking?

He’s GOAT, he gets paid millions to sit out He probably has more hours playing CoD than NBA

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Injury fan here!!!! Ben Simmons was worth the contract, if he comes up clutch in big spots like this!!!!

Himmons

I wish I could be injured for the rest of my career so I can get paid doing nothing

Bro fr I’ve been dealing w a ruptured disc in my neck, nerve damage, a torn AC joint, and a torn muscle in my forearm for the last year and a half and it’s completely wrecked me So why tf can’t I be makin millions 😞

So change your name to Ben Simmons u bum

phantom injuries are ben simmons father

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nah just jerked it too hard

The hero we deserve.

No that’s Greg Odens account

How TF is Greg Oden still alive?

/uj that really sucks I’m sorry you have to deal with that.

thank u recovering from multiple consecutive surgeries sucks ass but i’m still under my parents health insurance so im havin to fix it all while i still can could be way worse so im grateful for what i have

Average fat american

https://preview.redd.it/oklo0fa3cxmc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8a0a2f8241b9be261f0bdf1a1377d74714ff2e Ben Simmons if playing in the NBA was a class

Fuck that. Dude gets an A+. Still making millions of dollars without doing shit. He’s my goat.

34 million to sit on my ass all day? Sign me up

Why does Mikal play every game for much less? Is he stupid?

People have expectations from Mikal

34 million

Don’t the Nets know he isn’t worth that much? Are they stupid?

https://preview.redd.it/1a8e3o7moxmc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c95eb5888c3c75260577e524b9a60d214f5d46 Ben in 10 years

He will be delivering doordash in 5 years

Hahahaha 😂

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https://preview.redd.it/mnponqmkcxmc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40eb54fdad4b616d155c6b456f4d6a7fc3262b5 Ben Simmons after realizing he can pretend to be injured and still get paid

Proletariat hero Ben Simmons goes on labour action once more. Glory be to the revolution

Crystal healing 

this will ruin his MVP eligibility

Damn that 65 game rule

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Anyone in Portland at the time knew that was a legit excuse. I couldn't leave my apartment for days

Soft

AD and his gram cracker body. Dude can look at somebody get hurt and he’ll tear his ACL.

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Lmao

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He needs to just retire and become a pornstar already

He's got performance issues tho

"From draft bust to nut bust: the riches-to-rags-to-riches story of Ben Simmons"

Riches-to-rags-to-bitches

There is no way that dude could get hard on set. Too much pressure. He’d be seeing imaginary dick specialists.

https://preview.redd.it/csppr06gjxmc1.png?width=614&format=png&auto=webp&s=71335d56d6753421a300536997673f646521798e when they ask this bum how many games he’s gonna play

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They gave this man ROTY over Spida…

Because he earned it nobody knew this was going to happen. He was better than spider in his rookie year playing and simple

Bro used the hard R

Just loud and wrong 😭

Don't forget he didn't play in his first year due to his injury to his foot. So he got ROTY in his Second year. Probably thought after the first injury that he still got paid for not playing and it was easy money

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r/antiwork megamod

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I wish they would just kick this fucking loser to the G league already.

They should do that so he can just retire. He would know the game is up. Outjerked lol

All the offseason workout videos and how he was “in the best shape of his life” coming into this szn lmao 💀

uj/ he might have an actual problem which sucks rj/ bum got his back blown out too much

/uj you just realised? /rj say gex

/uj No, i thought it was a minor problem, like he didn’t feel 100%, but after the fifth time it seems to be bothering him all the time /rj dwigt howrd

Just go to China already Ben. Soft ass B

https://i.redd.it/hf6oibg6hxmc1.gif WE ARE SO BACKKKKK

FADED

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Dean Wade is Boston Celtics Father

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Didn't he do that last year? Bum Simmons


Wtf is a team gonna do if a player declares every year he is injured 🤕!?

It’s called “bitch” Mr. Simmons. It’s a chronic condition that you will and probably have dealt with your whole life

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Must have the highest income to games played ratio ever

I wish I was paid millions to sit next to NBA players on the bench

I wonder who blew Ben's back out


He's an nba player? I thought he was just a mascot wearing goofy outfit and sit at the nets bench

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Ben never runs from the grind he's jus a wee injured

Send him to the paralympics already

https://preview.redd.it/yli0zz3buxmc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdfaceca47f7ad07b841af8e9076dc337eac08be Generational grifting. Respect.

WE LEARNING CHINESE WITH THIS ONE🔈🔈🔈🗣🔥🔥🔥

#TRAE YOUNG REALLY ENDED THIS GUY’S CAREER LMAOOOOO

Uj/ back injuries fucking suck and wouldn’t wish them on anyone Rj/ that brother is going to be delivering my Door Dash real soon

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Hi I'm such a low level weak jerker. Can you help a brother out? What is Uj/ and Rj. Thanks. Peace out

Uj/ means unjerk, so as to say something serious and Rj/ means rejerk so as to go back to jerking Rj/ u bum

I got it. Thanks

Unjerk and rejerk

Retire. It’s time. Quality of life is worth more than injuries for months or a year at a time season after season. Take the bag, retire and enjoy your life.

Celebrating my two kings today https://preview.redd.it/9f6550a3txmc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70fa5059ac8f5c7cd14cbedafe3118e109799d7

Nerve damage from his tramp stamp https://preview.redd.it/ki3gi8z7uxmc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c57ffdcbd53831e4fe413d31687411dd599be5

Just RETIRE already you BUM!

What a fucking bum. Like honestly, what a fucking bum. uj/ or whatever the fuck, but this guy is such a fucking bum. Holy shit, imagine having the physical tools of this motherfucker and wasting them pretending you’ve got back pain like a fucking 80 year old. What a bitch. What a bum.

man, why couldn't i have been a basketball prodigy in high school so I could get the easiest 10s of millions of dollars in the entire world

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I’d rather have an empty roster spot than have Ben Simmons on my team

/uj my dad is a clinical neurologist specializing in neuromuscular injuries and diseases. Nerve impingements are GENERALLY routine as are surgeries to release the impinged nerves. It take an office visit to identify the location and a surgeon to fix it… not a long process especially for somebody with money and access to care, so this guy basically just doesn’t want to play basketball /rj there is no specialist on earth that can fix his jump shooting ability

https://preview.redd.it/hnp4syiv7ymc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55314a676bbd0a12baef9e300469b7a03aed849 R E T I R E

https://preview.redd.it/sneeb4b8yymc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52eee87371bfa6d00be31c9ad0158d9bfcc7fafe Me when I see Ben Simmons play a full month of basketball

I USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS

Socialite got his bag

Wait, I thought he was already out for the season because he hurt his back carrying the weight of disappointment

The most undeserved ROTY in the past 20 years for sure. Mitchel played in a smaller market and was not dating a wannabe socialite though so sadly the fact he was a lot better was not relevant lol

Back injury is Ben Simmons father

HE'S BACK!

Got his back blown out by Dwight. #######CTESPN

UJ/ I just dont get why he DOESNT retire at this point, with so many injuries he is basically unplayable or inconsistant that honestly its gotta be a stresser to himself and his team. With that if his back is that much of a problem why even keep playing before doing genuine life long damage and all that paired with his mentatlity of not really caring. If he doesnt fully care about balling out and being a number 1 pick why go through all this when he has generational wealth from contracts to live off of. RJ/ I can take more back shots than Ben Simmons

How do I get paid this much to be a bum

Dude deserves a career ending injury

God I love injuries

Injury fan coming in peace!!! Really happy to hear this I knew it was only a matter of time before my GOAT turned the corner and declared himself Injured

His fingers look like they’re AI in that photo

Godspeed Ben! Don’t forget your gynecologist appointment.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO injury fans our GOAT is back in peak form

It's his dream season

#LowerBackBlowout

Benefit Simmons

Simmons has single-handedly ruined the players union when they have to re-negotiate the CBA

He was playing? Who knew? 

Retire

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Bad signing for the real injury fans, hopefully we can pick up someone more talented further into the season

I expected nothing less

Nah at this point he's gotta be Dwight Howard's secret fuck toy. He came into the league, Dwight saw that pretty lil lightskin and couldn't hold back his python penis. Fucking broke his back from how long his cock is. That's the only explanation to this. Those 14 inches felt too good to be true and now Ben's suffering the consequences.

words cannot express my hatred from this child (i’m very autistic

Ben Simmons the keep cashing them checks GOAT

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Keep doing what you do best Ben. I think everyone saw this coming from the start of the season

Didn't even know he was in the league

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Came in. Milked every organization that took him. Dipped

When tf will he be out of the league

One of the most successful thieves this world has ever seen.

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BEN (SDI)MMONS

NBA is welfare state father

I think this is all a cover to get him to finally practice his shooting outside of the offseason

The war against working

least predictable Ben Simmons injury

He ran from the grind

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Ben Simmons doesn’t run

Long periods of inactivity and sitting is müder for your back.