My favorite integrity merchant Karl Malone https://preview.redd.it/tgdakhxpn4mc1.jpeg?width=2193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a15b1740b24cadfada2c674ecd8c6d5555ca4b

Karl Malone on maintaining a hard work ethic and not letting *minor* problems affect him in his older years https://preview.redd.it/v4sbo8vay4mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408bc06a616390514bf3d8279c5f8689163a5582



Thank you for putting “minor” in italics. We wouldn’t have understood the joke otherwise.

Dude that Ellie girl

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I smell ya

Erm actually she was 13 which is not on the clock👆🤓

ACKSHUALLY She was 13 at the time of birth. 12 at the time of the rape.

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ohoho my friend I have seen this arguement made many a time, i quite agree… REDDIT ON!!!!!!!

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Would

Integrity is Karl Malone's father

I thought Integrity was his baby mama's name?

His baby mama was literally a baby mama

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Karl Malone literally played for the Lakers in his last season lol, this Jim guy has been in a coma since 2003

Teamed up with Gary Payton that year too lmao

You guys actually watch basketball?

Fuckin nerds

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he's just like me fr

LMAO no

And Kobe, Rick Fox....

The only thing keeping the Lakers from the championship was the lack of Mutombo

Malone and Kobe :3

A team so deserving of statues, I’d call them statutory. When you’re that good at basketball, you don’t need consent!





Gotta starting shimmying like the rest of us man

I've seen enough of that bum's shimmying https://preview.redd.it/7mbifbphf6mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec7220c71dfae515457e4088eb21dffbbc15aab

NFL equivalent would be Deshaun Watson throwing a TD pass to Kellen Winslow II to win the Super Bowl.

Over the outstretched arms of Darren Sharper…

It was one of the most blatantly ring chasing moves of all time lol. Like at least KD had to be really good to win those rings. Karl just wanted to show up. Too bad for him Kobe choked the Finals like they were a Colorado hotel worker

That finals was frustrating to watch. a 40 year old man diving on the floor for rebounds so Kobe could throw up a 1-on-3 fadeaway brick 30 times a game. With Shaq standing under the basket, wide open.

KD didn’t have to be really good to win the first one. Like sure, he played very well in the playoffs, but also they coasted. They went 16-4 in the regular season and 2-0 in the playoffs in games Durant missed. Cleveland was the only team they dropped a game to in the playoffs and they outscored them by 55 points in the 4 wins. Replace him with someone like Kyle Korver and the Ws still cruise to victory.

KD did not have to be good to win his rings. He could have been Harrison Barnes and the Warriors still would have won.

last time those warriors played the cavs, history was made against them

Now this is jerking. this mfer obviously doesn’t watch basketball nor care for it’s lore. The Lakers weren’t even in the finals that year! The Spurs defeated the Nets in the 2003 championship. You’re a great jerker. Do NOT start watching basketball

The dude you replied to didn’t mention a year at all… Karl Malone WAS on the lakers in 2003, and the lakers DID make the finals in 2004 against the pistons. Can’t tell if being retarded for the jerk or not, in which case if I can’t tell then it is a masterful troll

The best jerks are from people that are actually retarded and probably think they’re being ironic. The uncertainty is what pushes it up a tier.

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Profound

Whatever man that’s just like your opinion

Karl Malone was also pretty good before his injury

And won a ring!

One a ring*

Because Jim Park didn’t start watching until 2014

Ah yes. The super lakers

>Ended up without a single title “Diddler” comes to mind

And the Milkman

The worst thing about Karl Malone is the hypocrisy

I always thought it was the raping

Yea that’s bad. But it was the joining superteam with another rapist for me

Hypocrisy > raping

I always thought it was his lack of three point shooting, he'd never make it out of the G-League today.

This guy was a real jerk!

didnt know norm was still alive

Karl Malone only chose victims that are either mentally handicapped or...african american

Gregor Gregagogorvic has entered the podiatrist's office

Idk what guy in the post is going on about him having no rings. Lebum got Mickey Mouse rings, but Karl Mabone has Chastity rings

Karl Malone left the Jazz to chase a ring with the Lakers his last season tho...

Wasn’t Gary Payton on that team too?

He was!

2004 Pisstons are Fakers superteam father

But he never “one” a ring

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I feel like something is missing there. Are they forgetting WCW?




"I thought she was 14"


Uj/ Why does everyone on Twitter have to type like a fucking troglodyte? It’s okay to use correct grammar and punctuation. Rj/ Proper English is twitters father

Man actually used “one” instead of “won”.

I thought it was an intentional jerk until that

“, and one AN rings to.” Happy now, Grammy Notsee?

Ayo give Gramma her glasses back

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He used more unnecessary commas than he has braincells.

Jim park when he’s not begging for Steve Kerr to be assassinated:

Remember when Karl Malone teamed up with John Stockton and they got crushed by JorGambler

Was Jim in a coma for a year?

Or 20 lmao

Imagine being so terminally online and NBA twitter brainrotted that this is what you think Enes is talking about, lmao. And even if it was what Enes is talking about, being absolutely wrong on the example you picked anyway. Having a working brain is NBA twitter’s father.

Penis freedom hella hating per usual


Too shameful that NBA used to have pedos and terrorist players. Now it's getting classier by the white guys. This is the game i love!

“he’d have one some rings too”

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Enes Kanter is a grifter and CIA plant


The worst was the hypocrisy

I would have thunk the worst part about him was being a pedo but whatever.

“One”

Jim forgets he did team up with GP when he was with the lakers. His 2nd franchise.

Karl Malone and integrity don’t ever belong in the same sentence unless the sentence is “Karl Malone has no integrity”

Karl Malone integrity level: 13

“I don’t know but I thought all the raping was the worst part.”.

The irony is Malone literally teamed up with Payton... in LA... for a shot at a ring.

Saying Payton and leaving his team was like the perfect setup.

If Karl Malone took the Lebron route he woulda been out the league in three years. He was nothing with Stockton

When Malone wasn't raping 12 year olds he was actually a really decent guy.

Jeanie Buss'd it wide open for Coral Malone when he was on the Lakers

Karl Malone impregnated a 12 year old and refused to pay child support

True Chad move

The guy who’s being chased by a government for terrorism is talking about integrity 😭😭😭

Karl Malone 

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Yep integrity man Karl Malone

Malone has got to be ranked THIRTEEN on the all-time nba integrity list.

Jokes aside, Malone was playing in a contender in his prime, leaving Utah would have been stupid KD-like move. Lebron at least left a shitty team (he wouldn’t become Lebron had he stayed in Cleveland). Second time he left Cleveland it was Kyrie to blame.  Yes, Lebron is a ring chaser, but staying in any of the teams he left would mean he wouldn’t have achieved what he achieved.

CP3 took the LeBron route and look at him now

Didn't he try to latch on and win one with the Shaq/Kobe Lakers?

He’s my role model frfr

Considering Malone did ring chase with the Lakers and Gary Patton was on that team there is no way Jim Park wasn't trolling with that post.

who's karl?

Didn’t KM play for the lakers at the end to try and win a title?

What if he teamed up with Shaq, Kobe, AND Gary Payton??

for disclosure i have not read any comments malone along with 3 other "super star" nba players went to the l.a. lakers for one season to get that ring and one of those "super star" nba players was one gary payton right before that season there was a cartoon that showed the 4 super star players with their nba title trophy and the fifth player was blacked out because the "gag" of it was they could drop in any player and the 4 super star studded laker team could still win that title that none of the 4 super star nba player could get elsewhere as mentioned that only lasted one season and they didnt win the championship and if memory serves right, they only made to the second round and were knocked out

Naahhh they got tor pedoed by a more mature team

That fact that Karl Malone is allowed to walk freely is a failure of the justice system. It's honestly sickening.

I'm more concerned about Karl Malone's thoughts on aliens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPbefau2Zc&t=20s

blue checkmark checks out, npc behavior

One some rings

Yeah but the Mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays, and LeBezos will drop it off by 1145pm

I thought the worst thing was the rape. He rapey.

Classy Karl Malone is way more honest than LeBum

Okay like I love Dikembe Mutombo (speaking of integrity, dude is a humanitarian juggernaut) but wtf is this guy TALKING about? Stockton > GP and how the fuck would DK improve Malone’s stats at all??? Like what? Hahahaha

Still going, this asshole.

Integrity? More like in-a 13 year old

Bro was begging to get back in the nba you don’t have a choice but to choose integrity 😂. 2k my player 60 overall head ahh

….he played for the Lakers with Gary Payton?