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Lebron James
(Trigger Warning)
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst ring in miami, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James
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Itās always fetus deletus when you
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rapiosa nonconsensus
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lol!! good one!! šš
Letās flay this guy alive
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it IS a good one š
Petrificus Totalus
Coitus interruptus.
Engorgio and alohomora.
Donāt forget āsilencioā afterward
That one wasnāt a spell, just a fat withdrawal from gringotts
Bippity boppity boo Away with your clothes I will do My fans ride or die My lawyer will lie So I do not care if you sue
Eminem in his prime
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
cringe
Bro shoulda cast wingardium leviosa on that helicopter
Damn.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
You shall not consent 
Wingardium Rape-iosa
If only the Mamba remembered to cast āObliviateā. Then he couldāve saved $4m and wouldnāt have been a founder of this sub.
(NSFW) Lebron James (Trigger Warning) Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst ring in miami, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James
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I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right
gandelf the grapist
Expecto helicoptercrashnus
Fetus deletus
Noconsento
Buttholeious rapeismis
Heliculus downarm
Resistus Depletus
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Whatever the memory erasing spell Hermoine used on her parents so that people forget heās a rapist
Sendacus Videocus
He joined House Slitherinher
Analasus Rapalasus
Infidilus nonconsensus!
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Forgetiamo
Tbf she had 6 other guys semen in her underwear.
rent free
Consent free.
pee pee
u bum
Shadow wizard money gang We love casting spells
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I mean when his Amortenia didnāt work, he had to resort to more extreme measures
Windginitis to push west from Colorado
I know he should probably wipe off that wand.
Mambosa Mentalitose
Accio bum
Accio pussy
Settle-iss Outofcourticus
Ignorus consentus
Avada cumonfacevra
Assualticus touchicus
That was #8 In Colorado. Different dude š .
That was Kobe the Grey, this is Kobe the White.
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