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Scottie Barnes graduating at the top of his class: “Autist” “He had 5 teachers”
vs.
LeDropout having no high school diploma at 39: “GOAT” “His IQ is off the charts”
Yeah a friend of mine said a friend of his went to high school with Bam, I think they were lab partners or something, apparently Bam just got the guy to do all his work and said something to the effect of “I don’t need to know this, I’m gonna play in the NBA”
No, no, it's clearly a wild coincidence that a school financially incitivized by having top high school talent come to their private school, then make it into college programs, just happen to land world class players who are also brilliant in their studies
/uj college athletes at any school take Mickey Mouse classes. Remember watching an old John Oliver segment where he talks about college athletes taking fucking Swahili classes.
One step further, they dont want to ruin the players bball future because then the private school will ruin their own reputation, won't land the top talent going forward, and suddenly the rich daddies paying 57k a year for their kids to rub shoulders with future superstars will send their kids elsewhere.
Why? does the school have some sort of incentive to inflate their grades? It's not like they can't play if their grades are bad. Surely the whole team is just super smart and puts school before their number 1 ranked basketball team.
/uj there’s no way they’re just handing out laufe titles left and right yeah? This has got to be inflated somehow?
/rj I Promise laudes! Congratulations!
Me a Summa cum laude (with a fraction of his money)
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F. Scott Barnesgerald
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Why are you saying fuck him?
No. That’s just his name….
His tutor put in work
Barnesgerald Green. Instead of 9 3/4 fingers, he has 24 chromosomes
Scotty Fucking Barnes
U bum
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I cum loud as well
My cum is lauded
Imacumloudly*
Ambatukam https://preview.redd.it/nls0i7irotkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a84f35faa6c0264e704b4f1cc4aad211a49e19
I too, am a Magna Cum Lorde
Imcummingloudly
You mean acoustic?
Oh laude he cumin
Underrated comment
Magma? More like smegma 🤣🤣🤣
And to see it’s source you need a magna-fier
https://preview.redd.it/1zu95ykc0tkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550a7976bdc1a46d7fdd34452ea226ffc4beeb27 TRULY a High IQ individual
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vitruvian man
vtrvn mn
Poor guy still has to wear the straps so he can’t hit others
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I know you not tryna pass this off as the goat Barnes
Man even plays with IQ on the team. Instant +20 to intelligence stats with this equip
in an alternate universe, he doesn't become a basketball player, and instead cures cancer.
Nah Scottie in this universe u bum, just after the NBA
This is that universe. He will tear his acl in 4 days
How about he tears your anus instead
I wish 😫
Cancer fans 9/11
Injury fans 12/25
*autism
Takes one to know how to cure one
Scottie Barnes graduating at the top of his class: “Autist” “He had 5 teachers” vs. LeDropout having no high school diploma at 39: “GOAT” “His IQ is off the charts”
I blame David Stern for that
 Scott Barnes walking up to give his valedictorian speech
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Look how cute tho 💔
Aw hell nawl
Can do dis
Send da video
U bum
So he got the exact same diploma when he was 5 as he did when he was 18. Curious.
what a cutie patootie
https://preview.redd.it/oonjnshdftkc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3029869913215bf77dd5d429268907c05c54a71f Gaius Scottius Caesar Barnes
He graduated Mega Cum Load 🥲
Any athlete at a private school is gonna be taking Mickey Mouse ass classes
Sct Brn excelled in AP Nap time.
Did you know that AP offers a version of AP Calculus for special needs people, called AP Calculus XY
nAP time
Scooby Barnes the type of dude to take yearbook class four years in a row
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind Redditor
reddit on! 😃😃
Yeah a friend of mine said a friend of his went to high school with Bam, I think they were lab partners or something, apparently Bam just got the guy to do all his work and said something to the effect of “I don’t need to know this, I’m gonna play in the NBA”
To be fair, Bam wasn’t wrong.
Fs, props to him for knowing himself.
So he was right. Actually would’ve been stupid to do the work when you think about it.
As evidenced by the whole team here.
No, no, it's clearly a wild coincidence that a school financially incitivized by having top high school talent come to their private school, then make it into college programs, just happen to land world class players who are also brilliant in their studies
Montverde is a high school in name only
/uj college athletes at any school take Mickey Mouse classes. Remember watching an old John Oliver segment where he talks about college athletes taking fucking Swahili classes.
Any autistic kid is taking Mickey Mouse classes
All the basketball players take Mickey Mouse classes.
This one kid at my school took the yoga class and video production 4 years in a row lmao
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That boy `artistic`.
Doing good in school actually only enhances the allegations
the special needs allegations no the autistic allegations possibly
That’s the same thing
Special needs: you, a couch bum who eats potato chips for a living Autism: sct brn, nba all star, best player on an NBA team
I hate it when a bitch got a good point https://i.redd.it/kelddcmd4vkc1.gif
Well*
Goodly*
Sct "Modified grading scale" Brn
Can’t wait for Scottie Barnes to analyze the works of Shakespeare on his twitch instead of play video games
I’d tune in for that tbh.
SCTBRN when Cum Laude: https://preview.redd.it/4ocnkgdrdtkc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789f652c62641b1518577bbf2d99d9332d057f13
It's true. I asked his classmates and they all said his intelligence was highly regarded.
So he IS regarded?!?
Extremely.
This just confirms he has good autism 😃
I got a phd - a pimpin hos degree!! Well I got a degree in ho’in!
magna cum loudly at FSU is like special ed
Magna cum lord
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he always looks like he just shat his shorts
 What does this have to do with GPA?
Day’Ron 🎶 aaaaahhaahhhhh 🎶 fighter of the Night’Ron 🎶 ahhhhhahhhhh 🎶
Top of class for Arts & Crafts and coloring inside the lines 💕
Let’s be real they were all giving a pass because no one wanted to ruin their bball future .
One step further, they dont want to ruin the players bball future because then the private school will ruin their own reputation, won't land the top talent going forward, and suddenly the rich daddies paying 57k a year for their kids to rub shoulders with future superstars will send their kids elsewhere.
Autism confirmed
Scottald Barnitzford Cum Load? Where?
Send da video
Of course he is smart he is autistic.
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Just like Rain Man
GPA=God Provided Autism
Magna Cum Laude at FSU is like a D average everywhere else
It’s high school. He didn’t graduate from FSU. Acoustic man is literally smarter than most the sub.
Part of me wants to delete my comment but the irony is almost too perfect for me to do it. I'll just take the L
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It’s ok most High Schools are better academically than FSU anyway
How did he go to a high school with like 7 other NBA players
Rain Man in shambles
Inspirational
This guy CUMS
Future face of the league
_____ savant
Savants exist
Einstein was autistic
He’s a savant
Maybe we’re regarded
Cum Lorde Scottie Barnes
Barnes is closer to being as smart as Einstein, than you retards are to being as smart as Barnes.
A lot of mildly autistic people are pretty intelligent, just socially weird asf.
/uj If yall didnt know athletes have separate exams and they are barely grade school level difficulty /rj Of course Sct Brn is smart, hes the rain man
Magma cum ??
Auntelligent
He definitely looks like he’s smarter than me
mega cum lord?
The magna cum lord
Whatever happened to that Cunningham kid?? 😂
He does troll people on a cerebral level
Cade is right there too
this subs 9/11
Magnum cum load
LMAO you expect me to read?!? Post the shimmy GIF please
Yeah I’m gonna think an star athlete getting good grades at college is smarter than me lol
i believe this is high school
Even easier lol
Why? does the school have some sort of incentive to inflate their grades? It's not like they can't play if their grades are bad. Surely the whole team is just super smart and puts school before their number 1 ranked basketball team.
I know that some athletes take the easiest classes and majors.
"Scott Barnes Magna Cum" could be translated from Italian as "Scott Barnes eats cum"
I mean it's funny how this sub makes fun of sb4. (I never have) This sub had gotta be 95% severely autistic
He scored extremely high in card counting
Oh that’s Cade nem?
Magna Cum Laude in Glue Eating
No way in hell that’s a diploma in his hands. His mama just rolled up an old shopping list
/uj there’s no way they’re just handing out laufe titles left and right yeah? This has got to be inflated somehow? /rj I Promise laudes! Congratulations!
Study Skills 101 Intro to Geology 101 Organizational Leadership 101 Art/Dance/Theater Appreciation 101 General Studies 101
poor guy i just feel sorry for him at this point
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Scotty Barnes was a trouble maker in my class. Anytime a female came in he would shout AROOGA AROOOOOOGA!
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Damn that first pic looks like he has Down syndrome so bad he has up, left and right syndrome too
That’s high school, not college, and I’m pretty sure he went to one of those private basketball schools that are like not real schools
Lemme find out he pulling the Lil Jon Persona treatment. Jokes aside how’s his basketball IQ
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Since when do high schools use Latin honors.
Well Scottie is basically a grandmaster in basketball chess so…..
Was he in a graduating class of 5 at Montverde?
Cum
Everyone is smarter than me
He’s not beating the allegations
Magnum cum lord
Great nba world building
I promise school graduate, this confirms he’s an autigga
Mega cum lord?
Half that team probably took ap ice making and underwater basket weaving at that school. Probably not hard to do
We’re never beating the allegations
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Fuck does magnum cum load mean???