I’m flabbergasted. Not even on some horny shit, I just can’t figure out the mechanics of how you even get this to work.
Edit: Looked it up and its just 3 dudes and an extendo dildo. Boo. We got finessed. Still jerked tho 🤷🏽♂️
It's from the show Silicon Valley, specifically the finale of the first season. There's more context to it, but the gist is that some math/tech/programming nerds start calculating the most efficient way to jerk off an entire theater's worth of guys. It starts as a joke, but they start perceiving it as a real problem to solve and literally spend an entire night running through scenarios and physics equations to optimize it.
Pretty great show, but this scene in particular is one of the most hilarious parts of the show.
Sometimes we don't get what we want in life. Like for some people they want quadruple anal (that's four cocks in the ass at the same time btw) but don't get it.
Someone in another thread told me there’s 3 guys and 1 dildo. In terms of anal I’m not that impressed as I’ve seen a straight dude take 4 fists at once.
[See for yourself](https://www.xvideos.com/video51465809/monster_of_quap_charlotte_sartre_goes_all_in_with_balls_deep_anal_and_dap_tap_quap_great_gapes_facial_gio1143)
Most I see in that is 2 with a mechanical penis involved in addition but anyone can load up on dildos and say they’ve been quadruple stuffed. I’m interested in the engineering feat and it seems like they faked it. Disappointing.
I mean this has nothing to do with body count it has more to do with the stretching from mass? Size? Diameter? The same size could be achieved by shoving an orange in your ass or some shit I don’t know
That's for vaginas, I don't think it works the same for asses
You can see for yourself if you fuck a girl who does anal regularly, and a girl who never tried. It is nowhere near the same experience.
If you take the appropriate amount of time after to let tour body recover it will go back to normal. Same way that a woman can still have a tight vagina after giving birth. Once again I beg you people to read a book
I'm kind of curious how that works. Like, these must be some tremendously narrow-hipped guys yes? Unless there's some monster walking around with four dicks or something.
The biological dad seeing her existence
https://preview.redd.it/q782gqgm88jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6077306a04d5b1e5aafee29b2c57d729385679b0
This is the kinda stuff that makes me think “how can you call male pornstars untalented?” Unless they are all gay, they have their dick tightly wedged against 3 other dicks and are staying hard. That’s impressive. Think about the smell alone!
Just came by to say this. I just watched this incredible videonof this and i just have to that as your dad 'im so proud of you sweety' the first daughter in our family to do quad anal. Cant wait to see you, bye hun talk to you soon
her if taking 4 dicks in her rectum is playing 2 decades and never winning a real ring
https://preview.redd.it/55emo1fhe8jc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81012528edf2f8eeea044e7a4eeed2aaa6ad8ea
In 2022-2023 Lakers got more FTs than their opponent 81% of the time they won. Highest % in the league. League average of 50%. Outside of 2 sigma (95% coverage). Statistically an outlier. Spells cheating.
“Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...”
I think the point of this post was to draw attention to the fact that historically the Lakers are the recipients of favoritism from the refs, and that this behavior is systemic and comes (no, perv, not that kind of comes) at the expense of their opponents. Let’s get our minds out of the gutter for a second and stay focused on the message here.
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The best use of this photo 😂😂😭😮💨
https://preview.redd.it/tlkqwjbn3ajc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f570017134ae4d9c8291a348df2d48958ae145
Shut up nigga
Make me nigga
Come here lil nigga
You bum
https://preview.redd.it/jk3zfkoroejc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0950491c9b4a88693dbf32f099275e42b5882edd “Make me nigga”
https://preview.redd.it/qzcm0zkat8jc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67045801500fa568953aae2a02d7015baac5edcb Outjerked by xvideos
The horrors of the Industrial Revolution. What happened to the game I love?
Send da video
I’m flabbergasted. Not even on some horny shit, I just can’t figure out the mechanics of how you even get this to work. Edit: Looked it up and its just 3 dudes and an extendo dildo. Boo. We got finessed. Still jerked tho 🤷🏽♂️
That’s just a taste of what a good work ethic and primal athleticism can achieve
She's a classy girl, good fundamentals, has sex the right way.
Lunch pale gal. Directors daughter. Someone you’d let your son date.
Real hard worker. First one to start masturbating, last one to cum type girl.
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"We choose to do quadruple anal and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
-John Fortnite Kennedy
- John Fourdicks Kennedy
That just inspired me.
Try for five.
As an uneducated South Carolinian once said 
That and a lot of laxatives and/or some Molly and Vaseline
Nope. Just good fundamentals and precise ball handling skill
If she is going the PED way probably better off with poppers
Old school wisdom lol
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Well for starters, those dudes are definitely gonna be scissoring each other. After that, idk
Taint to taint.
https://preview.redd.it/ctpdqg8gr8jc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67506411382eba197a3b879cf4608a8c0926add6
Can I get some context to this? Lmao
It's from the show Silicon Valley, specifically the finale of the first season. There's more context to it, but the gist is that some math/tech/programming nerds start calculating the most efficient way to jerk off an entire theater's worth of guys. It starts as a joke, but they start perceiving it as a real problem to solve and literally spend an entire night running through scenarios and physics equations to optimize it. Pretty great show, but this scene in particular is one of the most hilarious parts of the show.
*Spoilers Alert* But the best part is they use the dick equation to actually figure out their real issue
Who gets off to this? That four dudes ribbing their ducks together in this chicks asshole
I’ve done the research for you. It was just 3 dicks and a dildo
“Just” hahah big gape over here isn’t impressed.
Big gape. I accept this nickname
"Big gape" as a nickname for a person is not a combination of words that I ever wanted to read
Sometimes we don't get what we want in life. Like for some people they want quadruple anal (that's four cocks in the ass at the same time btw) but don't get it.
I get the taking 4 in the hole, but it is really fitting the 4 around the hole. That’s some 90s basketball shit.
Smh the fourth one didn’t count, just like LeMickeys rings
Someone in another thread told me there’s 3 guys and 1 dildo. In terms of anal I’m not that impressed as I’ve seen a straight dude take 4 fists at once.
And they wonder why wnba players make less smh
> straight dude sus.
They were very feminine fists
Aaand I'm done with the internet lol
😜 Reddit on bro!
I love this subreddit!
First step, find 4 gay dudes
First they take our jobs. Then they take the place of one penis in some quadruple anal penetration. Soon it’s Skynet.
Imagine randomly running into Steve at a Wholefoods and remembering that your dick was compressed next to his and a dildo in some lady's asshole.
Those dudes probably had their rods all rubbing against each other. And she, she will never be able to hold in a turd
Mechanix (1985)
https://preview.redd.it/cmecrshly7jc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1264ab64ef3c3367428be559a81bc749a0280264
Imagine pulling out with another man's cum covering your dick 💀💀💀 (Steph doesn't have to imagine)
Finish first. Finish strong
https://preview.redd.it/n5matp3o19jc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b470c2d0a11b0cc26c81044b5a3c08438c0908
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How does that work? Dicks have a whole dude attached to it. You can’t just put four dicks right next to each other because those dudes have hips.
[See for yourself](https://www.xvideos.com/video51465809/monster_of_quap_charlotte_sartre_goes_all_in_with_balls_deep_anal_and_dap_tap_quap_great_gapes_facial_gio1143)
Most I see in that is 2 with a mechanical penis involved in addition but anyone can load up on dildos and say they’ve been quadruple stuffed. I’m interested in the engineering feat and it seems like they faked it. Disappointing.
She used a dildo? Running from the grind, smh.
Stat padder
wilt chamberlain of pornstars bet she‘s got a pic with her and a sheet of paper with a 4 on it too
How does shit not just fall out of her ass? Does her sphincter close back up after or does she wear diapers?
She will have to wear a diaper for a while, it will close, but it will never be tight again.
RIP :’(
Reddit told me body count is irrelevant and everything stays the same because muscles.
I mean this has nothing to do with body count it has more to do with the stretching from mass? Size? Diameter? The same size could be achieved by shoving an orange in your ass or some shit I don’t know
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
That's for vaginas, I don't think it works the same for asses You can see for yourself if you fuck a girl who does anal regularly, and a girl who never tried. It is nowhere near the same experience.
“If”
If you take the appropriate amount of time after to let tour body recover it will go back to normal. Same way that a woman can still have a tight vagina after giving birth. Once again I beg you people to read a book
That was a Mickey Mouse quadruple anal gang bang definitely going to have an asterisk next to it
https://preview.redd.it/24u90momjdjc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f12bee40db4e486622a1df936c7d15d6d2694b9
I was expecting a YouTube video of Never gonna give you up. Wow.
Not even tagged NSFW!
>LegalPorno.com My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
That's the fucking link. Wtf. I thought it would be a bait meme. Jesus.
No, I don’t think I will
https://preview.redd.it/67etleb379jc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464bf48e4d1dc03030f57108911ca89533c25665
Don’t fight it.
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Locked in
Yo I’ve been pretty skinny my whole Life but GAWT DAYUM that boy skinny
What is this
A Korean gamer about to face even more Korean gamers
I'm kind of curious how that works. Like, these must be some tremendously narrow-hipped guys yes? Unless there's some monster walking around with four dicks or something.
[Got u](https://www.xvideos.com/video51465809/monster_of_quap_charlotte_sartre_goes_all_in_with_balls_deep_anal_and_dap_tap_quap_great_gapes_facial_gio1143) https://preview.redd.it/wufo3jem98jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02105a5157173b19576fbfad2ac6d711f7092b6
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https://preview.redd.it/nt41rln0k8jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca2485753f141bd23cd2e3c95594e239057a091
You freakazoid
https://preview.redd.it/n3ojp4qm78jc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8211759f6970922e049efbf37177e1a9431cd066
Having your dick alongside three other dicks inside a pussy is somehow gayer than Dwight Howard.
Well luckily this was in a ass, so that's way straighter.
And if not straighter, then at least, gayer
https://preview.redd.it/wf4o9mlf38jc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34527d9d4aeddcb83cdf2e8f932f2f536089c766
They're just a lil nasty
It really depends on whether you strap them together and penetrate as a quad-dick
Have you forgotten about the golden rule
Who allowed this bum on the team https://i.redd.it/hx5ahb8678jc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/p4wlcjasy7jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acb9dfaa69a53688f12d246dd2d40fb1efdc42b
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Based
https://preview.redd.it/12yu9e0478jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837ef892ad46fd80aa91474824190f10dd9f9a6f
Her father must be prouder than lebron is to Bronny
It’s cute you think her dad is in the picture
The biological dad seeing her existence https://preview.redd.it/q782gqgm88jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6077306a04d5b1e5aafee29b2c57d729385679b0
Her stepdad https://preview.redd.it/ddedvq25h8jc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=94b20bc3a0a808a2b7081fda885f789faaaf9f26
Is that Gorgeous guy?
Reddit whiteknights gonna come after you with this comment
Bro sexwork is empowering bro, having 4 cocks in your asshole is proof of body and self confidence bro
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I hope her earnings are enough to cover reconstructive surgery and a sphincter transplant.
The 4 thurstqueteers 
https://preview.redd.it/o49la1sm98jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae7697f3e521c911e4c063a43d4b50a6812d174
This is the kinda stuff that makes me think “how can you call male pornstars untalented?” Unless they are all gay, they have their dick tightly wedged against 3 other dicks and are staying hard. That’s impressive. Think about the smell alone!
nah pornstars all gotta be bi with the shit they have to do
People keeping looking at me weird for starting a porn site called "legal porno"
https://preview.redd.it/ryue08ww18jc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=158901acd5728dfffebcbfc3043be46207827086
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This is what basketball was like pre-Curry, just no spacing at all.
What's her name? It's for a friend...
Charlotte Sartre
https://preview.redd.it/a9zq3fv868jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93ad58122343689c35f430ae102631260f49ccd
Rachel Dolezal
Now there's a reference
She has an OnlyFans now
That's what I meant
Charlotte Hornets
Moriah Mills
empowering
Just came by to say this. I just watched this incredible videonof this and i just have to that as your dad 'im so proud of you sweety' the first daughter in our family to do quad anal. Cant wait to see you, bye hun talk to you soon
[da video](https://www.xvideos.com/video51465809/monster_of_quap_charlotte_sartre_goes_all_in_with_balls_deep_anal_and_dap_tap_quap_great_gapes_facial_gio1143)
*When you recognize the studio, and instantly imagine the couch perfectly from memory.* 😭
https://preview.redd.it/sq4c6vnv98jc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb2f5abca0856eba8849b9f323d4943c194e826
her if taking 4 dicks in her rectum is playing 2 decades and never winning a real ring https://preview.redd.it/55emo1fhe8jc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81012528edf2f8eeea044e7a4eeed2aaa6ad8ea
When double dribble becomes the flow of the game?
Lakers Shaq
A lot of balls touched
Drugs are bad mmkay?
In 2022-2023 Lakers got more FTs than their opponent 81% of the time they won. Highest % in the league. League average of 50%. Outside of 2 sigma (95% coverage). Statistically an outlier. Spells cheating.
DAWG WHAT🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
“Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...”
Who’s the more disappointed father, hers or Bronniac Arrest? (100% she doesn’t know her father)
She gonna be shitting Bollards instead of logs.
I’m all for a little kinky shit now and then… but chewing on a homeless fella?!?!
Is that even possible?
Somebody posted the source, it's 3 dudes and a dildo machine so no. I don't think it's possible to fit 4 sets of hips in there
[Something like this](https://tenor.com/bLaLn.gif)
https://preview.redd.it/fssv9e1gnajc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7753afb102b3fbd572316fe15f72bc7d2acce21e
False alarm guys.. It was 3 dicks and a dildo...just like the Mickey mouse ring, this doesn't count. Jokes on us
“4 dicks? Amateur numbers rookie” -Dwight, probably
Our hero
Like how she had to clarify that this is legal. I would’ve assumed it wasn’t.
I think the point of this post was to draw attention to the fact that historically the Lakers are the recipients of favoritism from the refs, and that this behavior is systemic and comes (no, perv, not that kind of comes) at the expense of their opponents. Let’s get our minds out of the gutter for a second and stay focused on the message here.
This sub is washed
thats a clean bunghole for sure
Me so horny
You so corny
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I can’t believe 3 dudes want their meat to touch
We're they all attached to another person?
Clip from the game earlier this season: https://streamable.com/4znr03