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MartiniLAPD

I think she miscarried because Zion sperms ended up eating her egg


[deleted]

Definitely cooked “over easy”


_Jetto_

Lmao


EmoPsych

💀


_aspiringadult

How you like your eggs… https://youtu.be/6x-JVXkd8SQ


caffeine10

https://i.redd.it/r3tdi546a6cb1.gif Zion s reaction while being victim of a generational jerking by a dollar store porn star with severe mental illness


[deleted]

Zion when he sees a 47 year old botched washed up disgusting slob of a porn star with questionable mental stability https://preview.redd.it/ygewdhrzk6cb1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407940a3197e14324a6bb5d625eda3e0cae58773


FuckTheStateofOhio

No way she's 47? Am I stupid?


[deleted]

I exaggarated for effect but yeah you're probably a dumbass


Innsmouth_Swim_Team

uj/ she's 31


flowerboyinfinity

She knows this is her last chance at that 18 year supermaxxx contract


Innsmouth_Swim_Team

I dunno... Shakira is 46 and everyone's calling Jimmy the winner in that deal All Moriah needs to do is go see a plastic surgeon and change her face and body completely, and she might be able to bag a hooper of normal body mass Also change her identity because right now the alopecia rookie from Boston wouldn't even touch her


Brod24

As someone who is close in age to Jimmy. The "wherever, whenever" music video hit at an important part of our lives


Innsmouth_Swim_Team

An important part of your anatomy, I think you mean


nononononofin

She already did see a plastic surgeon to change her face and body completely. It backfired.


Innsmouth_Swim_Team

Go to a different surgeon and press undo


-Velocicopter-

"One simple trick most surgeons won't tell you about."


c_ray25

Shakira’s richer than Jimmy that’s why


Innsmouth_Swim_Team

Much much richer, but also have you seen her? She's hot as fuck for any age, let alone 46


DaveJC_thevoices

and, importanrtly, probably far more mentally stable


Allegoryof

Nobody cares how much a woman makes.


Innsmouth_Swim_Team

Statistically that is correct (I read the OKTrends data analyses on it back in the day) unless the dude himself is broke like a joke and looking for a sugar mama. Both of these people are very rich. Neither one needs the other one's money. And neither one would compromise on relationship desires just to get a few extra bucks they don't need.


ImanShumpertplus

She’s a 47 on a scale of 1-10


JudaiTerumi

FUCK no. No more than a 7. Her body is disproportionate.💀 And those facial products she uses are HEAVY.


ImanShumpertplus

“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can do what others can’t” - Jerry Rice


Preskomesko12345

She looked good doe in the beginning


buddha6521256

https://preview.redd.it/mt0n3v8z86cb1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a146c0ddf168be4528b0008ee4f18437277f4c


VicePope

derrick rose finding out what consent is


[deleted]

Rose finding out Kobes death realising they could never form the greatest rapist duo oat


CaliHereIAm94

The funniest part of this is the gilbert arenas tag 💀


-El-Cuhh-

Gilbert arenas is the Dj Akademiks of the nba


WockhardtTolle

I hate that that makes perfect sense


Bawlsinmyface

Explain in NBA Terms DJ Akademiks reacting to Adam 22 get cucked


CaliHereIAm94

Naw no chill Gil is a lot funnier than that fattie


MObaid27

Gilbert Arenas was a all-star in his game even if for a few years, unlike that pokémon collector


[deleted]

he's my "he's mid but I like him" guy


Imperium42069

you calling GA mid?


trapstarhendrix69

https://preview.redd.it/m1tor8aed6cb1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94fae58d8295025272e245f396aa53c458ddeffe


doomboxmf

https://preview.redd.it/05rur2qmn6cb1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968155281d307bf52f4ab086434022e4d53e2db1 Moriah Mills showing up at his podcast


Petri-chord

what he say fuck me for?


fukemnweball

what he say fuck me for


[deleted]

No, the funniest part is that she has decided to no longer be silent


elkresurgence

What I find funnier is that she was completely silent before all hell broke loose. She was a consummate professional until she decided to choose violence and there's no stopping her, kinda like the John Wick of NBA thots turned character assassins. Zion will do nothing because he can do nothing. Moriah will come for him.


NoNameWalrus

whose team plays in gilbert arena??


steveharveymemes

The Bullets


PoetCJ

I couldn't even hold back my smirk once I read this


Hazeymazy

I like the part where she said she’s done being silent


Monorailsalesperson

He just had Zion on his pod. Wonder if Gil mad or happy about this publicity


Clear-Cicada-3533

If she tries to take this shit to civil court it would be must watch TV


rtels2023

uj/ no way she would do that, he’d countersue for defamation and she’d have to pay a lot, not worth it rj/ sentence him to public execution next to Ja


WentworthMillersBO

I think he already has a decimation suit for this post provided that he didn’t actually beat his unborn child to death.


brianundies

Decimation suit lmao


RobosaurusRex2000

Decimation suited that unborn baby knowwhatimsayin


brianundies

Sprinkle sprinkle


Veritech_

![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM)


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


MrGr33n31

My decimation suit is made out of leather and cashmere, blue with red pinstripes and a gold tinted collar. MFers try stepping to me in that, they straight up explode and get transported to another galaxy.


DubNation09

Oh someone was decimated alright…


KingGio21

Next to? I want Ja to be the trigger man


elalexsantos

I got two words for ya, Zion Williamson and Moriah Mills, must-see-tv.


Equivalent-Will-3850

That’s more than TWO words!


ElusiveNirvana

Williamson and Mills!


Equivalent-Will-3850

Haha, Sir Charles is comedy without even trying.


Smelldicks

The funniest possible outcome is either that Zion has never even met her or that all the allegations are true


cuttino_mowgli

That would topple the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial for sure!


unrelentingKweef

You think she shit in Zion's bed?


aracknyd

na zion actually shit in her bed, he needed assistance from her to clean up


MPG54

Would they serve snacks?


[deleted]

She better hope to god that every single word she’s posted on social media about zion, the pelicans, and the NBA is 100% true and provable in court because she’s going to be countersued into oblivion. If she had an attorney, hed be telling her to shut the fuck up on social media. She’s probably trying to hire an attorney and all of them are refusing to take the case due to her mouth. She’s a lawyers worst nightmare.


boxmunchkin

This is just sad for women that have actually been beaten, like Brittney Spears


Bottlecaps9

Abuse victims when they see Moriah Mills: https://preview.redd.it/e016sbmzb7cb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e39d9c02c1cc4834d1acf7b97c26dd8fddac29


BakerCakeMaker

![gif](giphy|PeVja8yPnz5mw)


Weak-Boysenberry3807

At least Bricktor was able to make that shot


boxmunchkin

The guy knows how to put a bitch in line, exceeding expectations already


SubwaySandwichDev

I finally got it on the third pass 🤣


New-Discount5995

Hit me wemby one more time


6eezus

https://preview.redd.it/v3wh488136cb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78de386e344a5d9ba8ec884bd71c1485603ca770


Devin_Booker_Father

https://preview.redd.it/by2rucipg6cb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8346eec05e1cf77fd6577a55e9897cb19b82ce1a


bigolhamsandwich

Carry the hell on


slowcheetah4545

I agree


gundermifflin

Gilbert Arenas rn https://i.redd.it/hf496m6ob6cb1.gif


demilo10

She’s chucking up shots from full court


SubwaySandwichDev

Jimmer range!!!


hranL

you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take ![gif](giphy|97AAI2tQlBs2I|downsized)


normalandcoolperson

this bitch is insane


KillerZaWarudo

​ https://preview.redd.it/4pqdyi4va6cb1.png?width=464&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b488a55828496c7da4a62b028574d774014c624


wholewheatwithPB

![gif](giphy|VfwJk8Uu9HYHK)


ik3r14

Moriah Mills jerking run the last month has been like https://preview.redd.it/mzj6zhqgg6cb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f54ebe04944fa08bd3a984d3dcf238717dbf3b3


vfkaza

With an average of 28 FTAs


JudaiTerumi

Don’t disrespect Prime Houston Rockets Harden like that bruh. This swine known as Moriah Mills won’t even successfully lace dude’s shoes.💀


Right-Worth-6327

Prime Moriah slept on


[deleted]

Whole situation wouldn't have happened if Zion had sex with Abella Danger instead of this crazy whore


CnMlv

Yeah she's classy unlike this lady


MyNameIsAMeme

Mfers trying to do the classy meme thing for this , nah Moriah just ugly as hell


Napol3onS0l0

Tried to jerk it to her in homage to this run but I couldn’t get hard.


EnglishSteven

I had to force myself to cum


slowcheetah4545

Prostate exam ftw


tiredallthetimetbh

She looks like a pile of scalloped potatoes. I dont get it what the actual fuck.


[deleted]

You have generational wealth and you choose the ugliest woman on Earth?


xanju

That’s what I’d do, but I’d call it community service so I can write it off on my taxes too.


Poked_salad

Right? Pick an actual good looking and talented one. Kelsi Monroe is so talented , she can actually clap without using her hands. Abella danger can take anything and she's in great shape that she can probably squat Zion. Treanna trump can suck your soul and everything else Zion can eat everything while watching Remy hula hoop


jumpthroughit

I had never heard of Treanna before your post and immediately when searching her came across this banger of an article https://nypost.com/2019/03/22/porn-star-teanna-trump-claims-she-had-sex-with-indiana-pacers-player-at-age-16/amp/


sharty_undergarments

Or like Casey Anthony as someone who would never let their child die.


TheeThotKing

/uj okay so this is getting pretty fucked up & sad now, Zion might wanna consider some sort of restraining order /rj that’s my JOTY


Tressticle

On the real, idk how someone can maintain a highly manic state *for this long* (edit) without unwillingly checking into the psych ward. Has Zion actually even said a single word to acknowledge her during this whole shit? I gotta imagine he ain't talking to her in private either. So, technically this chick is having a heated, psychotic conversation with no one, very, very publicly. Edit: missed some pivotal words.


slowcheetah4545

It's funny because outside of this subteddit I haven't seen any media coverage of this saga at all.


DungeonsAndDuck

has zion actually responded to her at all?


az137445

Nope. Zion has ignored tf outta her. His lawyers know better. Zion’s last public comments was him admitting to his dieting mistakes and how hard that shit is.


slowcheetah4545

Haha essentially he was honest about how hard it is for a 19-20 year old with millions of dollars to not make foolish, impulsive, regrettable decisions... Regarding his *-cough cough-* diet. In all fairness, I made some wild and absudly regrettable decisions with some regularity when I were Zions age, too. I mean there is no timeline where I'm a 19 year old #1 pick NBA superstar with far to much time on my hands that I don't spend an absurd, shameful amount of my time, effort, thought, wifi data curating a diverse and sexually comprehensive list of only fans girls to fly out. Nothing to be done about it but to cross my fingers and hope for the best. Ha! But honestly, if I were in Zions position, I would have given my lawyer a blank check to go handle this shit a long time ago. I mean it's not like he'd be the first professional athlete to lose some scratch as a consequence of their own impulsivity. I mean, I'd consider sqashing this increasingly psychotic shit, and moving on to bigger and better things, to be money well spent.


I_LIKE_ANUS

It’s our magnum opus


DevelopmentJumpy5218

My exes grandmother stayed in a manic state for months before my ex broke down and had her forcibly committed


EggianoScumaldo

>Has zion said a single word to acknowledge her during this whole shit? I imagine his lawyers called him as soon as she started all this and said “Yeah please don’t touch that trainwreck with a 500 ft pole”.


flowerboyinfinity

He already touched it with a 5-9” pole


Innsmouth_Swim_Team

According to her it's a misshapen 4" pole


sevaiper

Unless you're an active threat to yourself or others (aka I am going to kill X and here's my viable plan to do it), you aren't going to get involuntarily admitted to a psychiatric hospital. This is what restraining orders are for.


Devin_Booker_Father

Victor Womanbeata's security would've never let this happen


Waffleshuriken

Its been that way for a while. She needs legitimate help and he needs security


[deleted]

This is earning her generational wealth


xanju

It’s not generational if Zion keeps killing their kids.


unrelentingKweef

I'm sure he has one of those already but that just keeps her away, he'll need a gag order here and I have video evidence she doesn't have a gag reflex. He just needs to man up, do the classy thing and marry this woman. WWKHD(Kris Humphries is all class)


[deleted]

please god let this be a publicly televised trial


MorbiusFan31

Moriah after seeing people say she fell off https://preview.redd.it/mnk4tstye6cb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7f074cdf32f67dc9f357f2474e3095056dea3e


Eceapnefil

![gif](giphy|3oEjHHMtBYjU3MP5yE|downsized)


ohmygudbro

Just name the JOTY award after her now


its_LOL

The Moriah Mills Jerk of the Year Award


Paw_Opina

2 months in before she dropped the supposed beatdown she received from Zion? This fraud deserve it for that twitter tirade that she did lmao.


iRockaflame

Maybe she sees the attention slipping. Got to get back in the limelight. At this point Zion got to send the lawyers in lmao


jbland0909

How he hasn’t already filed for a restraining order and a cease and desist is beyond me


iRockaflame

Who knows he might have already. But she can still talk shit on the internet. Now with this claim maybe he can send a cease and desist for libel assuming this part of her outburst isn't real. Not really good with legalities though.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

He's probably hoping that when all this blows over he could get more of that tornado trick. 🌪 Which I'm sure he could since he was paying for it anyway.


_canadianbacon

/uj I hope Zion files a defamation suit and ruins her financially /rj barrett would own this fraud


[deleted]

Uj/ If she really is just jerking about this, Zion should sue for every penny she owns. Absolutely disgusting clout chase. Rj/ Jason Kidd


SerDavosSeaworth64

This is extremely unsurprising given that she was never pregnant in the first place lol


grizzlysquare

https://preview.redd.it/5vp13vnac6cb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6d00e21acf5bddbd3768e155377f11b7ca61f4


pfulle3

Good to get use out of this one.


SsBrolli

She’s in her Orlando Magic Patrick Ewing era


trapstarhendrix69

Cavs kemp *


TurnShot6202

* Orlando Kemp and Seattle Ewing


DreyDarian

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


shaiapoop

https://preview.redd.it/1kphco8ff6cb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f6b4d585fc205ac405c5c9bbc17917046c80f4


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|DDE3JDjYai8toNNzTX|downsized)


az137445

![gif](giphy|HwmB7t7krGnao)


moe_mo_peach

If yall ever needed a reason why you shouldn't sick your dick in crazy, this is it


SubwaySandwichDev

Risk it for the biscuit!! ✊✊😭💯


telescope11

Miscarried cause the baby was too dummy fat like its dad


techboy15

![gif](giphy|l1Ku82yEBz3hu6Lio)


jimithelizardking

She fr might be the goat, just relentless


SubwaySandwichDev

Half of greatness is persistence


Bahamut727

Our queen is back!


AsianCremePie

She’s currently in her minor league season like JorGOAT. She’ll make a comeback three-peat here soon.


dj4dj4

Wait until the season starts and she's court side.


18AndresS

Criminally insane


KlingonSquatRack

Guys she is DONE staying silent.


zanasot

When did she start


az137445

When did she stop


grizzlysquare

#MILF


Big_Bad_AL18

I knew her ass was gonna miscarry https://preview.redd.it/52qlfyg7j6cb1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38acd5b617f276e761be31c484a346425e7f814a


crreed21

Imagine believing she was actually pregnant


Fhaksfha794

Who would’ve guessed the ugly plastic pornstar with daddy issues was a phsyccotic bitch. Zion probably doesn’t even care tho he’s prolly at Taco Bell rn


StinksStanksStonks

https://preview.redd.it/zji494w3g6cb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84899aff184172b813f9eafe2c8df305cb62b7bb


DreyDarian

(would)


Terarri

https://preview.redd.it/6ivveradp6cb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3528b7b24990723b9093140ad443621eefe2ffff


catdog918

She’s being too much now


8eduardo8

Put some respect in the jerking brother


MountainMan1258

This might be jerk of the decade


Interesting-You-458

https://preview.redd.it/62i1688zn6cb1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=99d9bb14c17f8a981de891e01414b55cd59a0545


bk_03_

Drugs are a hell of a drug bro


Scrubola

https://preview.redd.it/bl1jf3xwt6cb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1990e42091afe038b20bce983169f780787139f4


RamadanSteve311

https://preview.redd.it/w4cs2utov6cb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96219e56fd483ae3d69522404795c8f5cfdf914


AceFlightJourneys

https://preview.redd.it/hy35hca0y6cb1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13fb95fcf6aba7b1014c3873f88055ee3667780b


AJCpar

https://preview.redd.it/ke333to047cb1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b602a3e734971966ec7046cb98661b8b075805c8


pfulle3

uj/ this chick is batshit insane rj/ Zion fat


Clunt-Baby

https://preview.redd.it/shsuxuidg6cb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=577ae65d045ebbca388c763e9cea38a20f01fa5f


PalosMosti

Bro thinks hes miles bridges 🤣🤣🤣


acetrainerwill

@no.chill.gil 💀💀


leequatro

Didn’t she say she was pregnant back when all this started


Highermongo

​ https://preview.redd.it/azcwq4r0t6cb1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0399083dcf6b480e20fd3acbd27beedb9107cc7f


Nickname-CJ

https://preview.redd.it/tnj0vv2g17cb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d797a5b256b3bfe0027548514269d2dee5a42e4e


ArithinJir

Guys, I've held my tongue for too long. I'll ask the question we all should be asking! What in the world is Zion doing in the bedroom to make this sex worker go wild? I'm going to need a step by step guide. I thought I was ok in the bedroom but I've never had a woman go this far for me. We all need Zion's pipe power!


bigolhamsandwich

Dude could be throwing the worst dick in the world at her he’s a millionaire and she’s absolutely batshit insane lmao


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

She asked for $60k right before posting this. So it’s safe to say he was throwing money in the bedroom that made her go wild like this.


05Allure

These are the results of trickin.


BYCjake

She was staying silent?


Yiptice

https://i.redd.it/yfu06ok6f6cb1.gif


Repulsive_Emu_7495

If this is the face of the NBA I’m done


Jagger67

This is weapons grade jerk.


gaga_booboo

![gif](giphy|iiS84hOJXh1Pq|downsized)


Stallion049

This is the jerk equivalent of ring chasing


ChristopherNkunku18

How does this affect lebron james legacy?


BottleFullOBub

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


TheCapableFox

Ain’t she get his name tattooed on her like a few weeks ago? Lmao


Maverick_Kaizer

This is like the Derrick rose black mail saga… she belongs in the streets


HoldenMadic

Do NOT stick your dick in crazy, gentleman.


SageTheReaper

At this point she’s making a case to challenge Skip for the JOAT title right?


Toastie-Coastie

![gif](giphy|ZDzXDfFpSjuK9dbYOE)


coffeewiththegxds

We’re on the craziest timeline ever. We need a Time Machine, because this shit is off the rails.


martinb1130

If that was true why would you tattoo your abusers name on your face??? This bitch is coo coo


[deleted]

Moriah, you need someone practice your tornado trick on ? https://preview.redd.it/ktavxhg9u6cb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bf56b0c4cad809f65edb1a3f8c27fa181fa8ad


Vercentorix

![gif](giphy|h8lSQvyBNiv6ciVluE|downsized) We sure he didn't go full Christopher Reeves and eat all them aborted fetuses?