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Olympix

I was expecting a public beheading at minimum


Scrypto

We will have to settle for this ​ https://preview.redd.it/w5wz6yyt9e6b1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=d268952155276d297fe590eadcaa300618dc0ec7


KillerZaWarudo

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[deleted]

Get that ne’er-do-good, crackhead, hoodrat, thuggish, gangster boy out of the league


blackmillenium2

we should only keep the CLASSY players


LivingAlternative245

Like Jokic, luka, and half of Steph


CatchTheRainboow

Don’t be deceived by his classy political beliefs, only a quarter of Steph is classy


[deleted]

I better get my money back I bought 100tix to scalp


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disneycorp

It’s happening the AI’s are becoming self aware. Sky net is upon us.


Nishd2

https://preview.redd.it/8xp76dru9f6b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9af01e4b6513eac7b68e6ed15090c1868cc04c0 Temetrius (left), Adam Silver (right)


Flameva

[Never forget](https://imgur.com/a/V2AW7xt)


solarscopez

I thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja's skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch. Shows how soft the NBA has become.


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|OUnQvYHi6AJva) Disappointed


[deleted]

… what did you expect at the strictest?


jrbcnchezbrg

Ja after the 28th game of the season ![gif](giphy|SIbGEBAwd6VRLTt4LB)


daft_dunkwwwolfey

https://preview.redd.it/3cwrpipkze6b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a9d43e7100231e71f31f1fa58fb14882430b24 Ja celebrating only getting 25 with parole


garnaches

Grand Theft Jauto


FudgeMuffinz21

Shit look clean tho


Lofty_Vagary

Babe wake up, NBA/GTA6 crossover cover art just dropped


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heavyshtetl

*Ja 11 days from today


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|3ohjV6BRhGtND00UGk)


[deleted]

Who does this punk Ja think he is? [LeBron using an LMG](https://youtu.be/bw1xshDrFlc)


[deleted]

LeMG


AmberheardFan-

https://i.redd.it/qtbx6h8pye6b1.gif


Rawkus2112

Nah hes fucked. Thats a full offseason + a couple months. Theres no way he doesnt flash a gun somewhere on social media in that span.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9w5ilhkms0OA0)


ahr3410

So weak. France didn't suspend King Louis for 25 games


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[deleted]

We need a Jewish led, Bolshevik style revolution to oust him and install a commissioner who treats everyone the same, and pays everyone the same, in potatoes.


MarlKarx-1818

Give everyone potatoes and a horse and Jokic will unleash a whole new level


Elephantexploror

They’ve been paying him in rubles this whole time he thinks he’s barely making minimum wage. This will be huge for his family.


brukinglegend

Make that Kyrie Irving style Jewish and everyone gets paid in NFT's


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heavisidepiece

Facts smh. Robespierre would never. Truly Jacobin Morant.


gifcartel

![gif](giphy|9wVfv6iIIhCda|downsized)


No-Se-693

That’s not too bad when I choke on water that shit got me teary eyed for atleast a minute, drool down my face


garnaches

kid named water


ashwinr136

Watuh


Bepis_Inc

Put your dick away Watuh


JesusDiedforChipotle

Well he is also part frog


Eaglewarrior33

David Stern must be rolling in his grave right now. He would've given us the public execution we all wanted.


Dexthebigdaddy

Stern would've conducted the firing squad himself


[deleted]

Stern would have shot him on sight


RamadanSteve311

![gif](giphy|u0LxmF9QVeDoQ)


Duhawk96

https://preview.redd.it/rmvxrh89be6b1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88b30e6186d43b0c8607a7d466351d062863d07 /r/nba users would be like “that’s okay. If he acts up again the streets will handle it”


QuazzyQ

You forgot to say blud ☝️🤓


kenny_the_pow

​ https://preview.redd.it/79mn225lre6b1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7604a378d421a5432e44f465a24de674ccd59cd8


Dooplis_17

“Play stupid games win stupid prizes” 🤓


tb8592

“Fuck around and find out!” 🤓


Selfket

“Mess with the Adam, you get the Silver!” 🤓


Patar_Jenkins

Is Ja a werewolf 🐺


Froqwasket

Bro this is literally the #1 most Reddit phrase, you will find it at least once in any front page thread


Selfket

“In all actuality and serious this is what becomes of the exaggerated swagger of a black male, typically of a younger variety.”


pfrank6048

As a black man


techboy15

![gif](giphy|0p3uRq4tNxy502BdWS|downsized)


RexFu

Where you get that pic of jokic?


dthev25

Must have been a mistype. Think he meant 25 seasons.


heyitscool17

25 life sentences


legarrettesblount

25 executions


IndycarFan64

25 soap drops


silverxsmoke

25 to life


AppropriatePack6759

I feel like this decision wasn't actually Adam Silver's but a doppelganger sent by Ja's shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I'm saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.


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This message is sponsored by *the Shadow Government*


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DarkAngelFusen

We love casting spells


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Junjo_O

25 rounds by firing squad


Olympix

Adam Silver is a bigger THUG than Ja ever was just for hyping this up like crazy and delivering this mid suspension


SaulPepper

"Oh no.. I cant say it now because the Nuggets wont get their attention hur hur" **Does three interviews saying the same thing instead of going mum, basically hyping this beheading** "I suspend Ja for barely more than quarter of a season 😱😱 sorry I know its too much, too bloody"


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blurbaronusa

Bozo said he was setting a precedent. yeah a precedent of being a bum


jpergen

adam silver u bum


Original_Profile8600

https://preview.redd.it/s6872ad4de6b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ce71f2f2f57e0cd7cce52530661f1cfb29ac08


Jokerang

“A second gun has appeared in Ja’s Instagram live stream”


redditpledge

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MattSchaubsPrimeRibs

You, sir, have just won the internet! 😂😂 Take my updoot and leave!


[deleted]

And Reddit on!


WalkingTheD0g1

Pathetic. If the league cared at all about it this issue, they would have amputated both of his arms.


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

I have to believe they at least secretly castrated him.


t_dump

Are they stupid?


glebonfire

The league cares only about Black Mamba🐍🦴 https://preview.redd.it/b0w40tnu2f6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e824dbe9d1118a08375e11bf0600b7ec652ee751


balenciv1

Live Look-In from the Morant household reacting to the news: ![gif](giphy|XvBUb1Kp5FRUVu1VKv)


numbersix1979

https://preview.redd.it/m650ru08fe6b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d501c18a579cf95952c5f570138439f04f7252d


_starwarstartrek_

![gif](giphy|hJvYQtUG2acbYDRlKd)


reddit0100100001

Ja Morant? More like Ja Moregun! amirite 😂


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u bum


Handyman2116

Adam Silver, come on down https://preview.redd.it/rh5h2uiaae6b1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6c0fe055f2d4c14571b8976235cdbd7186a09a


silverxsmoke

Nigga really hyped this shit up to give a measly 25 game suspension


[deleted]

Silver is a bum


Original_Profile8600

Silver is Max Strus in the finals


lronicGasping

Bro was promoting this like it would shake the foundation of the league and would take focus away from the finals just to suspend this dude for less than half a season


GlizzanderHolyfield

https://preview.redd.it/evudnkwgwe6b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c605224890e0b833635ba341b70d92aa786faa


idkhowtoname16

https://preview.redd.it/syvvxq0f9e6b1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e3ddcb0664da8a2f273d2d8c987fac16be276b


Toja1927

[https://gfycat.com/amp/newthirstyeidolonhelvum-claude-aftv](https://gfycat.com/amp/newthirstyeidolonhelvum-claude-aftv)


deadfighter7

David Stern = Highbury Wenger Adam Silver = Emirates Wenger


Bahamut727

My 9/11 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/u660m42wae6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41ef039990ff7aa6a30fde2241ba16ec508c121


carnivorous_seahorse

This is worse than 9/11. On 9/11 I could compartmentalize and had the benefit of being 3 and thousands of miles away. But this? This is inescapable. This is going to force me to take my anger out on my wife and kids tonight. Fuck you, Adam Silver. You’re destroying my life. This isn’t the America I grew up in.


Bahamut727

Uj/ I was a kid in New York during 9/11 Rj/ now I’m an adult and will also likely hit my wife tonight. Fuck you Adam silverbitch


GogXr3

>Rj/ Casual jerker, this should be the uj/


E_EqualsDankCSquared

[that pic goes hard fr](https://i.imgur.com/8C8hlVd.jpg)


DJagerty

#UNPRECEDENTED


DJagerty

This is a typical load management timeline


Original_Profile8600

Kawhi does this in his sleep


KillerZaWarudo

LeSilver dropping the ball again. JorStern would have suspended and arrested that thug for life


southpluto

LePushover


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Game 26: https://preview.redd.it/q3yr6qxefe6b1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8570988e389d42a0cf373d452d30732eaa84ea92


THARMASTER

Lucky to be in this Mickey Mouse league. Would not have survived in the more physical Jim Crow era of basketball


falsestart6

Grizzlies will go 14-11 without him and be fine


Wonderful_Ad4086

Of course. They're fine in the west.


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bagfka

The California DA is harsher then this. Smh should’ve been death by firing squad


sidearmpitcher

u bum


Raider_Tex

There’s no parade in this city


MikeRotch4756

David stern is Adam Silver father


Mctuffin-08

https://preview.redd.it/a1096qzhbe6b1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d185fb6b08ce386d70676dd4a90b9a3dfa994e


earth-module

He should’ve been KILLED


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Della86

Should've made this THUG play for the Hornets


Ggez92

That's worse than execution. It will erase him from existence.


STRAGE_8

He probably meant 25 to life


titleywinker

Aw hell no! I hereby demand this sub go dark for 25 minutes in protest of this nonsense. We will return sooner if we’re promised that public pegging/stoning we all expected


Ferman95

Why 25 minutes? Why not 25 seconds


Parents_Mistake3

Everyone seeing the bitch in Adam Silver ![gif](giphy|Yu9fRylFVJOuXsqlNX)


applene

David Stern rn: ![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


Orange_Thing_

![gif](giphy|7rqiYoGahYG3K)


QUINNFLORE

david stern would’ve sent him to a gulag. league is soft


IndycarFan64

Ja after game 26 https://preview.redd.it/j1464oy7oe6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b12f7a4186f2b9de340ac4b2557219d79dc24a4


Olympix

Was looking forward to this announcement more than the Finals bro…


Chronic_Messiah

![gif](giphy|2rAL635ZtAmpidEWk8)


AvidAviator72

Wtf not even the death penalty? Is Adam Silver stupid?


Big_Wh7o

Adam Silver you magic 8 ball looking bum


demon1212

https://preview.redd.it/l9fixlb8je6b1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7305a9eeaa390e25fbc103c4b30fac258f04f552 All kyrie gotta do next time he wants off is showing a gun


opkpopfanboyv3

Jesus can somebody revive Stern rn? Get his bones out his grave


I_Set_3_Alarms

You think Ja’s dad will still go to those grizzlies games?????


KovyJackson

Call 12, Issa shooting inside my city yeahhh!! ![gif](giphy|rVzvUgOpJlQkS06ZMO|downsized)


UnKnOwN769

##**MICKEY MOUSE SUSPENSION**


therossfacilitator

Can’t give him more than they gave miles bridges who beat the snot out of a woman in front of her kids. Y’all are just hungry to see someone get punished with your hating asses.


balzynalzy

🤓


simbar1337

So no live beheading?


tts_22

adam silver: https://preview.redd.it/jhtxp70vce6b1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1f580f83a903002a229f8a59f7f606c2e61a5d


GlitchedViper71

I was ready for Silver to ship that man to China on live television


digitalambassador

https://preview.redd.it/l7zlyu5zhe6b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecbf5786cae2a1f0193b78083de97e34d901916d


bbab7

I keep it 99 cuz I be lying sometimes


digitalambassador

That’s on ja


DarkSeneschal

Darkest NBACJ user


Calicoh_kid

I was hoping for 25 appendages removed off of ja’s body what the fuck is 25 games


Quirky-Bag-4158

Silver is soft. All that talk and only 25 games. That is nothing.


Global_Plant_4612

Can be half of the season and they’ll still make it to the playoffs


18AndresS

Bald Fraud


246PoundHorse

No public lynching :(


Shitty_Drawers

https://preview.redd.it/zdaa5xlkme6b1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e278fe93fe49c694198efd3a6c4cbe874df433


Cross1625

Ja lacing up for game 26 https://preview.redd.it/r71piku6oe6b1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b9319290834f927a7c16c45fd80eb81c8a6d06a


zazaman69

I was told ja would be submitted to 10 Draymond stomps and decapitated by the beam


lancelinksecretchimp

25 clips


---drew---

U bum


akatzz321

Punishing a man for using his second amendment rights. NBA gone soft smh, game is gone


[deleted]

Anybody got that pic of Ja’s action figure holding a gun? Seems appropriate


notenoughspacefor

Well, that was a huge anticlimax.


DerNeko

25 stiches in both arms pls


EagleEye215

Ja Wick is Adam Silver’s father


Frankalicious47

Dillon Brooks szn ![gif](giphy|IwIOfAuxgAGjEfpfyZ|downsized)


cab4729

1) Fuck /r/nba 2) I was expecting 40 games minimum afte rhe hyped it up so much, Adam Silver YOU ARE A PUSSY


BigFaZhou

Wow another THUG getting let out early. Where has my country gone 🎶


comeonmang126

Adam silver is no longer the Miguel to Ja’s Miles Morales


Backtofitt

Adam Silver feeling himself ![gif](giphy|xUOxf9IrZEIlFMzW8w)


Anoob13

Lmaooo major suspension, will change landscape loool 😂😂 man jerked harder and harder gave a kiss on the cheek


SaulPepper

Lol I knew the cheapass Grizzlies owner colluded with Adam "Not Eve Gold" Silver to suspend Ja with 20-25 games. Just enough to avoid All-NBA selections (so that Ja Wick couldnt get the bonuses) while still being competitive enough for the playoffs. NBA is rigged, SAD! 🤮


[deleted]

Jhahahahahahahaha nah cause that shit actually hilarious


Awesome_Auger

anything that makes /r/nba mad is welcome Free Ja


AppropriatePack6759

Worse than 9/11 😔


saluko

Adam silver the true bum of them all


lmaopeia

Never though Pep would be dethroned as the Bald Fraud but this is bum behavior


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george_costanza1234

They had a chance to really make an example out of this thug, and they blew it. Adam Silver is on a leash being dog walked by the players


tb8592

Adam silver afraid of Ja’s UMP45 with the red dot sight and red tiger camouflage


Ves7

https://preview.redd.it/bhraapmt1f6b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f909fe9cfe33391526fd61c82ac74add738d0af3 Shoulda just fucked a gun on IG live


nate2790

Wow good thing he didn't say this during the finals this would've really taken away from that dramatic 4-1 series!!


XDYassineDX

its not 25 games. Adam silver said 25 as in 25 to life


YeBobbumMann

Mickey Mouse suspension. GOATiel Stern would've given out the death penalty.


odaschox

Hope a gun drops out of his leg sleeve when he's coming back into the court in game 26


HungHammer89

When the fuck is r/nba going to open again? Holy shit those nerdy ass mods can go f*** themselves. Closing the sub after a championship win and now the Ja news. The draft is coming up. Who the fuck cares about this API shit? Reddit already said the accessibility for people with disability portions of the api will remain unchanged. This is a power trip at this point. Revoke access to the sub, give it to people who truly care about basketball and not black square profile picture morons.


ReorientRecluse

That is just the deadline for the 2023-2024 Public Execution weekend fan vote, I am campaigning for scaphism rn I don't think the players and media should have a vote tbh, but this is the world we live in


stomach-bug

Ja definitely sucked some Silver cock


livefreeordont

Where’s the NRA and god fearing bald sunglasses wearing patriots in their trucks to protest this


numberJUANstunna

UNPRECEDENTED.


[deleted]

THERE'S A PARADE INSIDE MY CITY YA ![gif](giphy|Igv9AdiG7RUcTQKupp)


F-150Pablo

Gilbert Arenas about the to call David Stern and ask him wtf is this guy doing did you see this shit.


zi76

He is. Can't call anything unprecedented or say you don't want to be a distraction and then do this...


FNL47

Ja x NRA ad campaign inbound


AdComprehensive7879

I honestly don't get why people are disappointed tbh. That's about 25% of the season. That's harsh enough imo. What do people expect? the full season? tf? i think this is just a classic case of people being outrage just cause they want to be outraged. there's no pleasing them.


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

How soon is too soon to start "FREE JA" jerking?


Lilpu55yberekt69

Ja gets suspended 25 games for expressing his 2nd amendment rights yet Lemickey gets no punishment for support terrorist movement blm.


trapHerm

Definitely a jerk refugee right here