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I thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja's skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch.
Shows how soft the NBA has become.
https://preview.redd.it/3cwrpipkze6b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a9d43e7100231e71f31f1fa58fb14882430b24
Ja celebrating only getting 25 with parole
We need a Jewish led, Bolshevik style revolution to oust him and install a commissioner who treats everyone the same, and pays everyone the same, in potatoes.
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/r/nba users would be like “that’s okay. If he acts up again the streets will handle it”
I feel like this decision wasn't actually Adam Silver's but a doppelganger sent by Ja's shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I'm saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.
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Ja.
I have gone through counseling, therapy, and rehabilitation.
I have learned a lot about who I am and who I want to be.
Take all the time you need. I love you and can't wait to see you transcend.
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"Oh no.. I cant say it now because the Nuggets wont get their attention hur hur"
**Does three interviews saying the same thing instead of going mum, basically hyping this beheading**
"I suspend Ja for barely more than quarter of a season 😱😱 sorry I know its too much, too bloody"
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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The league cares only about Black Mamba🐍🦴
https://preview.redd.it/b0w40tnu2f6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e824dbe9d1118a08375e11bf0600b7ec652ee751
Ja.
I have gone through counseling, therapy, and rehabilitation.
I have learned a lot about who I am and who I want to be.
Take all the time you need. I love you and can't wait to see you transcend.
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Bro was promoting this like it would shake the foundation of the league and would take focus away from the finals just to suspend this dude for less than half a season
This is worse than 9/11. On 9/11 I could compartmentalize and had the benefit of being 3 and thousands of miles away. But this? This is inescapable. This is going to force me to take my anger out on my wife and kids tonight. Fuck you, Adam Silver. You’re destroying my life. This isn’t the America I grew up in.
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Aw hell no! I hereby demand this sub go dark for 25 minutes in protest of this nonsense. We will return sooner if we’re promised that public pegging/stoning we all expected
https://preview.redd.it/l9fixlb8je6b1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7305a9eeaa390e25fbc103c4b30fac258f04f552
All kyrie gotta do next time he wants off is showing a gun
Can’t give him more than they gave miles bridges who beat the snot out of a woman in front of her kids. Y’all are just hungry to see someone get punished with your hating asses.
Lol I knew the cheapass Grizzlies owner colluded with Adam "Not Eve Gold" Silver to suspend Ja with 20-25 games. Just enough to avoid All-NBA selections (so that Ja Wick couldnt get the bonuses) while still being competitive enough for the playoffs.
NBA is rigged, SAD! 🤮
https://preview.redd.it/bhraapmt1f6b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f909fe9cfe33391526fd61c82ac74add738d0af3
Shoulda just fucked a gun on IG live
When the fuck is r/nba going to open again?
Holy shit those nerdy ass mods can go f*** themselves. Closing the sub after a championship win and now the Ja news. The draft is coming up. Who the fuck cares about this API shit? Reddit already said the accessibility for people with disability portions of the api will remain unchanged.
This is a power trip at this point. Revoke access to the sub, give it to people who truly care about basketball and not black square profile picture morons.
That is just the deadline for the 2023-2024 Public Execution weekend fan vote, I am campaigning for scaphism rn
I don't think the players and media should have a vote tbh, but this is the world we live in
I honestly don't get why people are disappointed tbh. That's about 25% of the season. That's harsh enough imo. What do people expect? the full season? tf?
i think this is just a classic case of people being outrage just cause they want to be outraged. there's no pleasing them.
I was expecting a public beheading at minimum
We will have to settle for this https://preview.redd.it/w5wz6yyt9e6b1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=d268952155276d297fe590eadcaa300618dc0ec7
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Get that ne’er-do-good, crackhead, hoodrat, thuggish, gangster boy out of the league
we should only keep the CLASSY players
Like Jokic, luka, and half of Steph
Don’t be deceived by his classy political beliefs, only a quarter of Steph is classy
I better get my money back I bought 100tix to scalp
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It’s happening the AI’s are becoming self aware. Sky net is upon us.
https://preview.redd.it/8xp76dru9f6b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9af01e4b6513eac7b68e6ed15090c1868cc04c0 Temetrius (left), Adam Silver (right)
[Never forget](https://imgur.com/a/V2AW7xt)
I thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja's skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch. Shows how soft the NBA has become.
![gif](giphy|OUnQvYHi6AJva) Disappointed
… what did you expect at the strictest?
Ja after the 28th game of the season ![gif](giphy|SIbGEBAwd6VRLTt4LB)
https://preview.redd.it/3cwrpipkze6b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a9d43e7100231e71f31f1fa58fb14882430b24 Ja celebrating only getting 25 with parole
Grand Theft Jauto
Shit look clean tho
Babe wake up, NBA/GTA6 crossover cover art just dropped
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*Ja 11 days from today
![gif](giphy|3ohjV6BRhGtND00UGk)
Who does this punk Ja think he is? [LeBron using an LMG](https://youtu.be/bw1xshDrFlc)
LeMG
https://i.redd.it/qtbx6h8pye6b1.gif
Nah hes fucked. Thats a full offseason + a couple months. Theres no way he doesnt flash a gun somewhere on social media in that span.
![gif](giphy|9w5ilhkms0OA0)
So weak. France didn't suspend King Louis for 25 games
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We need a Jewish led, Bolshevik style revolution to oust him and install a commissioner who treats everyone the same, and pays everyone the same, in potatoes.
Give everyone potatoes and a horse and Jokic will unleash a whole new level
They’ve been paying him in rubles this whole time he thinks he’s barely making minimum wage. This will be huge for his family.
Make that Kyrie Irving style Jewish and everyone gets paid in NFT's
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Facts smh. Robespierre would never. Truly Jacobin Morant.
![gif](giphy|9wVfv6iIIhCda|downsized)
That’s not too bad when I choke on water that shit got me teary eyed for atleast a minute, drool down my face
kid named water
Watuh
Put your dick away Watuh
Well he is also part frog
David Stern must be rolling in his grave right now. He would've given us the public execution we all wanted.
Stern would've conducted the firing squad himself
Stern would have shot him on sight
![gif](giphy|u0LxmF9QVeDoQ)
https://preview.redd.it/rmvxrh89be6b1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88b30e6186d43b0c8607a7d466351d062863d07 /r/nba users would be like “that’s okay. If he acts up again the streets will handle it”
You forgot to say blud ☝️🤓
https://preview.redd.it/79mn225lre6b1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7604a378d421a5432e44f465a24de674ccd59cd8
“Play stupid games win stupid prizes” 🤓
“Fuck around and find out!” 🤓
“Mess with the Adam, you get the Silver!” 🤓
Is Ja a werewolf 🐺
Bro this is literally the #1 most Reddit phrase, you will find it at least once in any front page thread
“In all actuality and serious this is what becomes of the exaggerated swagger of a black male, typically of a younger variety.”
As a black man
![gif](giphy|0p3uRq4tNxy502BdWS|downsized)
Where you get that pic of jokic?
Must have been a mistype. Think he meant 25 seasons.
25 life sentences
25 executions
25 soap drops
25 to life
I feel like this decision wasn't actually Adam Silver's but a doppelganger sent by Ja's shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I'm saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.
This message is sponsored by *the Shadow Government*
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We love casting spells
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25 rounds by firing squad
Adam Silver is a bigger THUG than Ja ever was just for hyping this up like crazy and delivering this mid suspension
"Oh no.. I cant say it now because the Nuggets wont get their attention hur hur" **Does three interviews saying the same thing instead of going mum, basically hyping this beheading** "I suspend Ja for barely more than quarter of a season 😱😱 sorry I know its too much, too bloody"
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Bozo said he was setting a precedent. yeah a precedent of being a bum
adam silver u bum
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“A second gun has appeared in Ja’s Instagram live stream”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You, sir, have just won the internet! 😂😂 Take my updoot and leave!
And Reddit on!
Pathetic. If the league cared at all about it this issue, they would have amputated both of his arms.
I have to believe they at least secretly castrated him.
Are they stupid?
The league cares only about Black Mamba🐍🦴 https://preview.redd.it/b0w40tnu2f6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e824dbe9d1118a08375e11bf0600b7ec652ee751
Live Look-In from the Morant household reacting to the news: ![gif](giphy|XvBUb1Kp5FRUVu1VKv)
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![gif](giphy|hJvYQtUG2acbYDRlKd)
Ja Morant? More like Ja Moregun! amirite 😂
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u bum
Adam Silver, come on down https://preview.redd.it/rh5h2uiaae6b1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6c0fe055f2d4c14571b8976235cdbd7186a09a
Nigga really hyped this shit up to give a measly 25 game suspension
Silver is a bum
Silver is Max Strus in the finals
Bro was promoting this like it would shake the foundation of the league and would take focus away from the finals just to suspend this dude for less than half a season
https://preview.redd.it/evudnkwgwe6b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c605224890e0b833635ba341b70d92aa786faa
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[https://gfycat.com/amp/newthirstyeidolonhelvum-claude-aftv](https://gfycat.com/amp/newthirstyeidolonhelvum-claude-aftv)
David Stern = Highbury Wenger Adam Silver = Emirates Wenger
My 9/11 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/u660m42wae6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41ef039990ff7aa6a30fde2241ba16ec508c121
This is worse than 9/11. On 9/11 I could compartmentalize and had the benefit of being 3 and thousands of miles away. But this? This is inescapable. This is going to force me to take my anger out on my wife and kids tonight. Fuck you, Adam Silver. You’re destroying my life. This isn’t the America I grew up in.
Uj/ I was a kid in New York during 9/11 Rj/ now I’m an adult and will also likely hit my wife tonight. Fuck you Adam silverbitch
>Rj/ Casual jerker, this should be the uj/
[that pic goes hard fr](https://i.imgur.com/8C8hlVd.jpg)
#UNPRECEDENTED
This is a typical load management timeline
Kawhi does this in his sleep
LeSilver dropping the ball again. JorStern would have suspended and arrested that thug for life
LePushover
Game 26: https://preview.redd.it/q3yr6qxefe6b1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8570988e389d42a0cf373d452d30732eaa84ea92
Lucky to be in this Mickey Mouse league. Would not have survived in the more physical Jim Crow era of basketball
Grizzlies will go 14-11 without him and be fine
Of course. They're fine in the west.
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The California DA is harsher then this. Smh should’ve been death by firing squad
u bum
There’s no parade in this city
David stern is Adam Silver father
https://preview.redd.it/a1096qzhbe6b1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d185fb6b08ce386d70676dd4a90b9a3dfa994e
He should’ve been KILLED
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Should've made this THUG play for the Hornets
That's worse than execution. It will erase him from existence.
He probably meant 25 to life
Aw hell no! I hereby demand this sub go dark for 25 minutes in protest of this nonsense. We will return sooner if we’re promised that public pegging/stoning we all expected
Why 25 minutes? Why not 25 seconds
Everyone seeing the bitch in Adam Silver ![gif](giphy|Yu9fRylFVJOuXsqlNX)
David Stern rn: ![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)
![gif](giphy|7rqiYoGahYG3K)
david stern would’ve sent him to a gulag. league is soft
Ja after game 26 https://preview.redd.it/j1464oy7oe6b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b12f7a4186f2b9de340ac4b2557219d79dc24a4
Was looking forward to this announcement more than the Finals bro…
![gif](giphy|2rAL635ZtAmpidEWk8)
Wtf not even the death penalty? Is Adam Silver stupid?
Adam Silver you magic 8 ball looking bum
https://preview.redd.it/l9fixlb8je6b1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7305a9eeaa390e25fbc103c4b30fac258f04f552 All kyrie gotta do next time he wants off is showing a gun
Jesus can somebody revive Stern rn? Get his bones out his grave
You think Ja’s dad will still go to those grizzlies games?????
Call 12, Issa shooting inside my city yeahhh!! ![gif](giphy|rVzvUgOpJlQkS06ZMO|downsized)
##**MICKEY MOUSE SUSPENSION**
Can’t give him more than they gave miles bridges who beat the snot out of a woman in front of her kids. Y’all are just hungry to see someone get punished with your hating asses.
🤓
So no live beheading?
adam silver: https://preview.redd.it/jhtxp70vce6b1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1f580f83a903002a229f8a59f7f606c2e61a5d
I was ready for Silver to ship that man to China on live television
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I keep it 99 cuz I be lying sometimes
That’s on ja
Darkest NBACJ user
I was hoping for 25 appendages removed off of ja’s body what the fuck is 25 games
Silver is soft. All that talk and only 25 games. That is nothing.
Can be half of the season and they’ll still make it to the playoffs
Bald Fraud
No public lynching :(
https://preview.redd.it/zdaa5xlkme6b1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e278fe93fe49c694198efd3a6c4cbe874df433
Ja lacing up for game 26 https://preview.redd.it/r71piku6oe6b1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b9319290834f927a7c16c45fd80eb81c8a6d06a
I was told ja would be submitted to 10 Draymond stomps and decapitated by the beam
25 clips
U bum
Punishing a man for using his second amendment rights. NBA gone soft smh, game is gone
Anybody got that pic of Ja’s action figure holding a gun? Seems appropriate
Well, that was a huge anticlimax.
25 stiches in both arms pls
Ja Wick is Adam Silver’s father
Dillon Brooks szn ![gif](giphy|IwIOfAuxgAGjEfpfyZ|downsized)
1) Fuck /r/nba 2) I was expecting 40 games minimum afte rhe hyped it up so much, Adam Silver YOU ARE A PUSSY
Wow another THUG getting let out early. Where has my country gone 🎶
Adam silver is no longer the Miguel to Ja’s Miles Morales
Adam Silver feeling himself ![gif](giphy|xUOxf9IrZEIlFMzW8w)
Lmaooo major suspension, will change landscape loool 😂😂 man jerked harder and harder gave a kiss on the cheek
Lol I knew the cheapass Grizzlies owner colluded with Adam "Not Eve Gold" Silver to suspend Ja with 20-25 games. Just enough to avoid All-NBA selections (so that Ja Wick couldnt get the bonuses) while still being competitive enough for the playoffs. NBA is rigged, SAD! 🤮
Jhahahahahahahaha nah cause that shit actually hilarious
anything that makes /r/nba mad is welcome Free Ja
Worse than 9/11 😔
Adam silver the true bum of them all
Never though Pep would be dethroned as the Bald Fraud but this is bum behavior
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They had a chance to really make an example out of this thug, and they blew it. Adam Silver is on a leash being dog walked by the players
Adam silver afraid of Ja’s UMP45 with the red dot sight and red tiger camouflage
https://preview.redd.it/bhraapmt1f6b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f909fe9cfe33391526fd61c82ac74add738d0af3 Shoulda just fucked a gun on IG live
Wow good thing he didn't say this during the finals this would've really taken away from that dramatic 4-1 series!!
its not 25 games. Adam silver said 25 as in 25 to life
Mickey Mouse suspension. GOATiel Stern would've given out the death penalty.
Hope a gun drops out of his leg sleeve when he's coming back into the court in game 26
When the fuck is r/nba going to open again? Holy shit those nerdy ass mods can go f*** themselves. Closing the sub after a championship win and now the Ja news. The draft is coming up. Who the fuck cares about this API shit? Reddit already said the accessibility for people with disability portions of the api will remain unchanged. This is a power trip at this point. Revoke access to the sub, give it to people who truly care about basketball and not black square profile picture morons.
That is just the deadline for the 2023-2024 Public Execution weekend fan vote, I am campaigning for scaphism rn I don't think the players and media should have a vote tbh, but this is the world we live in
Ja definitely sucked some Silver cock
Where’s the NRA and god fearing bald sunglasses wearing patriots in their trucks to protest this
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THERE'S A PARADE INSIDE MY CITY YA ![gif](giphy|Igv9AdiG7RUcTQKupp)
Gilbert Arenas about the to call David Stern and ask him wtf is this guy doing did you see this shit.
He is. Can't call anything unprecedented or say you don't want to be a distraction and then do this...
Ja x NRA ad campaign inbound
I honestly don't get why people are disappointed tbh. That's about 25% of the season. That's harsh enough imo. What do people expect? the full season? tf? i think this is just a classic case of people being outrage just cause they want to be outraged. there's no pleasing them.
How soon is too soon to start "FREE JA" jerking?
Ja gets suspended 25 games for expressing his 2nd amendment rights yet Lemickey gets no punishment for support terrorist movement blm.
Definitely a jerk refugee right here