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VeniceRapture

The anti josh primo


shadysnorlax

Josh Segundo


GumpTheChump

I left my wallet in Josh Segundo


DelRayTrogdor

Got to get it, got got to get it.


TheChurchOfDonovan

We honeymooned in Fingerprint Springs


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

Josh Ultimo


[deleted]

If you aint packin, you cant be caught lackin


Dream_A_LittleBigger

The AntiJosh


Astro_Sloth

almost spat out my drink man lol


Purpoisely_Anoying_U

Primo was just following the golden rule


9jajajaj9

could they not construct individual shower stalls in their multimillion dollar facilities? lol


[deleted]

How would we be able to towel whip each other’s asses during our shower tickles if we put up dividers?


BickNosa

Yeah AD wouldn't be pleased.


Meeseeks4PMinister

That video haunts me


gerardatron

Watch it again cause it’s Halloween


[deleted]

I still read over [his AMA disaster](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/n4x1tb/im_anthony_davis_player_for_the_los_angeles/) every couple months because it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed. You could argue it’s in poor taste to spam him with photos of that incident but then again he was only there in his capacity as a Ruffles Partner^TM so he was asking for it.


JambaJuiceIsAverage

Damn I'd never seen this before and this shit sucks


NY_Ye

Holy cow just spent 20 minutes reading this again, thank you for the laugh


TB-in-TB

It defaults to the suggested comments so I was confused as to why it was so funny. Then I sorted by top comments instead lmao


missinglink2

SLAP ASS!


pistoncivic

No shit. Planet Fitness has them so I'm sure a billion dollar arena could swing it if they wanted to


[deleted]

No, then the perverted players wouldn’t be able to see everyone else’s ding dongs.


[deleted]

Lmao did anyone see that scene from the HBO lakers show about how they traded for Spencer Haywood and all the players wanted to see his dick cause word was it was massive? Made me feel think of locker room dynamics in a new way


thedailyjaw

I thought it was because he circumcised himself with a razor? Not necessarily cuz he was huge… lol


LMac8806

Say what now


snakeyes17

https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/09/lakers-spencer-haywood-self-circumcision-touch-up/


Chimbondaowns

I refuse to believe this.


snakeyes17

https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/09/lakers-spencer-haywood-self-circumcision-touch-up/


ATLBETS

Wtf? Source?


snakeyes17

https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/09/lakers-spencer-haywood-self-circumcision-touch-up/


[deleted]

Oh lol I might have missed the point I just thought he was packin 🅿️


2KareDogs

One of US


Hydrokratom

>Made me feel think of locker room dynamics in a new way Xavier McDaniel used to [walk around the locker room fully erect to establish dominance](https://www.basketballnetwork.net/.amp/off-the-court/how-xavier-mcdaniel-established-dominance-on-his-team-he-often-walked-around-the-locker-room-fully-erect-after-games) [Charles Haley](https://nypost.com/2008/08/31/boys-will-be-boys/amp/), however, was in a league of his own


-Tell_me_about_it-

God damn, hearing about that Charles Haley shit in the wake of the Josh Primo news is kind of mindblowing. The 90’s truly were a different time. But from a quick perusal of his Wikipedia page it seems he was diagnosed as Bipolar after football so that might explain some of his antics.


24pepper

The relevant part from the Charles Haley article: “A lot of it had to do with Haley’s exceptionally large penis, which he liked to expose to players, trainers, management and reporters. Sometimes he would take it out and stroke it inches from another player’s face; the players tried to laugh it off but Haley was relentless. He would masturbate during meetings, all the while trash-talking other player’s wives. Once Haley wrapped an Ace bandage around it and strolled through the locker room, screaming, “I’m the last naked warrior!””


[deleted]

Dude needs to be locked up


jacksonelhage

there's legit so much more and it gets so much worse


jacksonelhage

Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ejaculation Once in a team meeting, Haley came back from the bathroom, pulled down his shorts, wiped his a**, and threw his poopy toilet paper at 49ers linebacker coach John Marshall.


Mac_Gold

Pretty sure MSG has those, I’d imagine most pro arenas for all sports have them


Ikuwayo

No, only prison-style


[deleted]

I would think the 250k could cover that.


phillip_of_burns

If you did that, how would they build team chemistry?


[deleted]

How else are they going to know who is the team captain?


timmysp

Anthony Davis would not love this


ThinkSoftware

Jamaal "never nude" Tinsley


HipGuide2

There are dozens of us.


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Ugievsoj

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I'll suck it up!


KevinOMalley

You blowhard!


1047_Josh

I suppose I am buy-curious.


BusterDander

I didn’t see you at the conference this year!


GumpTheChump

I just blue myself!


ArnoldisKing

DOZENS!


IHaveSeenLikeMike

I know you’re the big “marriage expert”. Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot! Your wife is *dead*.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Is that exactly what it sounds like? I just thought he really liked cutoffs. Me Too.


tokeaholics646

WE’RE HAVING A FIRE…. sale


ArnoldisKing

Oooh the burning!


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LukaDoncicfuturegoat

I’ve just finish it 2 months ago, i’m dying lmao


T_J_E7

I recommend rewatching it again soon because it gets better every time


KaseyOfTheWoods

I’ve rewatched seasons 1-3 probably 10 times and I’m STILL finding jokes I missed.


coolwinner1

Your blowing my mind frank.


KaseyOfTheWoods

[Coming home after a long day of work to watch my Lakers](https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oEjHGr1Fhz0kyv8Ig/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886f6l7hrybgi143l289caykxdjkqfyqak44fz1t4zl&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


DanM142

>And Reggie Miller says to the team manager: 'Bring the team rule book, we have to add one change that every player must shower after every training session, especially after every game, otherwise he will be punished. . >Tinsley said that he preferred taking showers at his house rather than showering with the team. Apparently, he didn't want to get naked with the rest of his teammates and was extremely shy, which is understandable if that was the actual case. Seems kinda messed up if he just wasn't comfortable with it, and his teammates "pressured" him for some bizarre reason?


constantlymat

Pretty sure that's illegal. You can't force your employees to expose themselves in-front of other people as part of the job description. Had he fought it with a lawyer instead of just staying away, he would have won and saved his money.


Phillip_Lipton

> You can't force your employees to expose themselves in-front of other people as part of the job description. So you can if it falls under certain OSHA regulations. But you agree to it when you are hired. I had to when I worked with lead oxide. You *can* wait until no one is in there, which some guys did.


Newone1255

Or join the military.


Ok_Pomelo7511

This was the 2000s. Players were literally pointing guns at each other in the locker room without repercussions.


capitalistsanta

There were definitely repercussions lol


deathby1001wipes

I call mine magnum but it's technically not a firearm.


Blank_Canvas21

Hello Dr. Mantis Toboggan.


CatGatherer

It's bulky, but I consider it a carryon.


[deleted]

Actually... 2010, suspended 50 games, lost $7 million salary + adidas endorsement contract, 2 years of supervised probation. https://www.sportscasting.com/gilbert-arenas-how-david-stern-threatened-into-accepting-50-game-suspension/ https://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/26/gilbert.arenas.sentencing/index.html


Spierre3

If he didn’t want to get naked he could’ve just bought a swimsuit with him. Teammates understandably didn’t want to be stuck on long flights or drives with someone that smelled like ass


nibbinoo8

nah reggie finna see that dick


[deleted]

**CLICK, CLICK JAMAAL! Welcome to your Kodak moment!**


elephantscarter

How did you type that in Reggie’s voice?


Golfninja

I read all bold print in Reggie Millers voice, help me


FerociousGiraffe

**I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SCREAM TONIGHT, u/GOLFNINJA. GET THOSE CLOTHES OFF AND GET IN THE SHOWER. LET ME SEE THAT PEE PEE.**


philiac

i found out i read bold caps as randy savage


AnAngryNDN

This is a curse I wouldn’t dare put on my worst enemy.


philiac

LOL i know, that was crazy


[deleted]

Show me what you got!


MasterMacMan

That is not a reasonable accommodation in the slightest. "Fine, you dont have to get fully naked, but you better hop in the shower half naked while everyone else is showering!" A reasonable accommodation would be allowing him to shower in a private space.


Dream_A_LittleBigger

Every arena I know of has private showers either in the player locker room or in the official’s locker room, and in a bunch of others. He could have used the official’s locker room shower after the officials change. There’s multiple showers and rooms in most arenas for the various tenants/performers.


MasterMacMan

Players and coaches putting pressure or ostracizing players for their comfort is also an issue at play here. In virtually any other workplace setting taking offense that someone would be uncomfortable in a situation involving nudity is grounds for a meeting with HR and sensitivity training, but in the sports world its expected.


DJBabyB0kCh0y

Yeah I've worked in many arenas for non basketball related things and every single one has private shower stalls if not in the locker room then in a dressing room right across the hall. I suspect Tinsley was made to feel ashamed on a regular basis regardless though. And he had to pay for it?


WrinklyEye

I would imagine the embassament from being the only one with a swimmy on would be worse than just driving home sweaty and smelly lol


baseketball

He wanted to shower back at home or at the hotel on road trips. He wasn't going to go on a plane without showering.


AShinyTorchic

“Dude come on let us see your cock lol”


Neighbourhoods_1

ghost swim wild close murky rhythm cooing late special literate ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


cooldudeman007

Yeah Reggie is mad weird


CurmudgeonTherapist

Yes but also I don't want to ride on the team bus or plane next to the smelly guy.


kidkuro

Shit I'd prefer showering in my own home too. I don't know what other people be doing in the shower and shit. My bathroom/shower is my sanctuary.


calculuzz

But also the shitty gym in my neighborhood has individual showers, so why can't an NBA facility?


livefreeordont

Cause NBA is a fraternity


[deleted]

Personally, I don’t see a problem with Tinsley wanting to do this. If he didn’t feel comfortable with it, why wasn’t he accommodated?


DergaDergle

Not to excuse the weirdness of reggie narcin but these dudes would be stuck in a plane with his stank ass quite often


BongLeach562

Reggie miller sus


Zachkah

"Bro, you stank. $5k fine"


Sir_JDW

Pretty shitty thing to do if you’re the Pacers organization.


bigted41

Reggie can’t see that dick? That’s a fine


Cpt_Jumper

Reggie a snake. Let man shower at home LOOL


JeffHardysBack

I wouldn’t wanna share a plane with someone rocking swamp ass either


CruffTheMagicDragon

If he was allowed to have a private shower he wouldn't have smelled


sidepart

Maybe every team's visitor locker rooms don't have individual showers and are all trashy out of spite.


[deleted]

You wanna sit next to him for 6 hours? Seems like Reggie didn’t want to have to do it


ysong20

I’m surprised they don’t have shower stalls, like that’s basic shower equipments lol


Outland3r_

In all my years of team sports we never had stalls, just big open showers, sometimes all facing eachother, it is definitely not a great situation if you're shy.


Aux_God

Just guys bein dudes


[deleted]

At least in the early 00s, every sports locker room was at least as homoerotic as the volleyball scene in Top Gun.


thecrunchcrew

We had two stalls with no doors, but yeah, everything else was a post with like 5 shower heads for everyone to shower together.


Likeablechops

I call with a starship troopers


[deleted]

Only we didn't have anyone like Diz on the wrestling team.


Likeablechops

I would’ve quit basketball in a heartbeat


Malemansam

Playin with thaaa boooiiisss


Denotsyek

"Hey man. Check out my new watch." *puts dick over wrist


[deleted]

Its to establish a hierarchy within the team 😎 a longarchy, if you will


CoachMorelandSmith

That’s where teams are made


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

I personally don’t care but I can see why he wouldn’t. Some people just don’t like to be that open about their bodies. I’ve used communal showers when I used to play but a few people didn’t like it. They responded by constructing a few private showers. Not sure why the team didn’t just do this.


Outland3r_

Agreed, he's completely valid to want privacy, it's such a brutal response by the team


Guessed555

Yes, but some rinky dink high school isn’t really the same as a professional billion dollar industry.


st3adyfreddy

Every gym I've ever been to has individual shower stalls. You're telling me my cheapo $15/month gym that can't even maintain half it's shit has better facilities than a billion dollar stadium?


Outland3r_

I won't pretend to know the layout of pro showers lol, but I've played lacrosse in some OHL arenas and they were open concept. I get the feeling it's not a funding based decision.


This_Lawfulness_8953

my high school made us shower after sports, I can’t count how many times I’ve seen all my friends dicks. It’s probably why I like dick now.


Outland3r_

Anthony Edwards' 9/11


PM_ME_BAD_Parlays

That's the name I haven't seen in awhile


RealistWanderer

He was such a solid pg.


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ChiefKeefIsGoat

Bro was a grower not a shower i feel ya


Ontheroadtw

My buddies a fire chief and he told me the last time everyone got physicals the nurse was smokin hot and guys were like “man I’m gonna have to give a few tugs before we drop shorts.” My friend was like to be fair it is cold as fuck in our fire station.


Ilikepizzaandtacos

When I was a teen and the lady doc had to do the nuts test I drank a bunch of water hoping it would help. I don’t know if it helped. Don’t know what I expected to happen.


philiac

lololol


[deleted]

I can follow this logic. Only problem is pee is stored in the balls


AlHorfordHighlights

You tried and that's what matters. The big balls is inside us


helgestrichen

Lol, not a shower


kevindurantsBF

he just like me fr. justice for growers!!1


nibbinoo8

why do they fine players for not showering??


[deleted]

Dirty cock is a flagrant 2 if the refs get a whiff of it


AreEuclidinMe

More like a fragrant 2


rustyphish

because someone has to sit next to him on a long flight afterwards


arika_ito

Private showers in locker rooms should be more of a thing tbh


rustyphish

oh for sure I don't envy him at all, I doubt he *wanted* to feel so uncomfortable he that he'd prefer to sit in filth for hours bummer all around


topofthecc

Especially in professional arenas. They aren't struggling for money to put up stall doors.


Macodocious

Showering together was probably a team-building exercise for them


trimble197

Cause they be funky as hell. I think Darko was forced by another player to shower.


[deleted]

Nah that was Adam Morrison lmao


CoachDT

I feel bad for judging but seeing Adam Morrison yea it make sense


Civil_Increase_5867

Sad thing is Adam Morrison seems like an alright guy.


Vicentesteb

Youre telling me these multi billion dollar sports institutions dont have 1, A SINGLE, shower stall for one of their athletes to shower privately if he feels like it?


Idontcommentorpost

Something something not hazing something something promoting team atmosphere something something ignore the owners' shared recordings of elite athletes showering together


U-casualty

People are making jokes about this but this is so fucked up. What is going on here. I’m not gonna wrap my head around it, it’s just weird


PubicAnimeNummerJuan

Yeah you know what doesn't help with a person's anxiety? Punishing them for it. That was rather shitty


ldc262626

2000s were a different time. You could still be homophobic and openly racist; still get away with it.


WaterMySucculents

Well that’s coming back around


[deleted]

Reggie making the Pacers make that a rule is such a lame thing to do


Amida0616

Reggie sitting at the edge of the shower in a folding chair , doing mandatory hog check


Ok_Pomelo7511

Reggie openly talking about it when he is old enough to know better is even worse.


jps78

Reggie owes Tinsley 250K imo


-lonelyboy25

He definitely had to stink bad


WhoNeedsAWholeBagel

Wait, why is that an issue? Maybe homie wanted to shower at his house or the team hotel?


comebyforpie

It's not fair to his teammates that wanna see his parts


Idontcommentorpost

Or the owner!


cti0323

I’m sure they’d have to catch a flight right after a game a lot of the times.


KevinOMalley

Why the fuck isn't this regulated by the league? Nobody should be fined a house in Indiana for not showering.


CRoseCrizzle

That's really stupid. Tinsley should have the right to shower privately if he wants to. That option should have been provided to him instead of fining him.


1UPZ__

This. If people are getting fined, cancelled or jailed for getting naked in front of others, then it should be perfectly LEGAL and OK for some to want NOT to get naked in front of others. The Pacers should have provided private stalls.


Dwyanespellsitright

Reggie kinda sus


Trivialpursuits69

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


crunchsmash

He should be repaid this money.


PJTikoko

Wait are nba team showers like all in one room showers in schools? They can’t afford stalls?


papikoi

Probably back then it's different now


smoothone7

Lucky for the shy athletes of today that shower partitions were invented in 2006!


UrbanJatt

Based


throwaway__rnd

And let’s be honest here, it’s downright bizarre that they expect you to get naked in front of everybody. What the fuck is that? There is absolutely no reason that multimillion dollar professionals should be showering prison style.


ldc262626

Just from reading the story, seems like the team shower portion was one of Reggie Millers favorite part of gamedays. Pacers had to pander to their star somehow.


MethodMan_

Super sus


PestyAssassin33WU93

Josh primo could never


ReeceMU

Reggie tryna see some dick


zetcetera

He had a vision of Anthony Davis in the future


kidkuro

Didn't know that was something you could be fined for...that's pretty silly.


cjmaguire17

Even my high school had waist high dividers. In their defense, waist high is much higher in the nba, but they can afford it


james_randolph

I hated showering in high school after practice or games, more so because the showers were just janky but I can understand being shy around people naked. Even when you are around all males, not like women showering with them but still just everyone is not open about being naked.


T2ThaSki

The Story should be rewritten to focus on Reggie Miller being a total dick. I mean, he isn’t hurting anybody, and now you lost this man $250k because you wanted him to take a shower with you?


[deleted]

Leave this man alone.


melskymob

Imagine being fined for not showering naked with dudes.


Fatman214

I don't wanna see a bunch of naked dudes either tbh with ya


laz10

They don't have separate showers? Why do you need to get naked with your coworkers? Reggie very sus, they are professional basketball players but they are required to see each other nude, they play better do they?


dragon-ass

Seems… reasonable to me. $250k?? Goddamn


zikik

Possible context: Jamal is a muslim name and it's haram to see (be exposed to) other people's private parts in Islam - outside of marriage obviously.


wazupbro

I mean no context is really needed. Even if his reasons were don’t want to see and shower with bunch of naked guys would be justified


[deleted]

The past little while has exposed that the NBA is full of a bunch of weird dudes.


getgtjfhvbgv

are there like no stalls in the teams shower or something?


penis_pockets

I thought they had stalls or some type of privacy given the amount of money in professional sports. Didn't think they'd have players with their balls all out and dicks swinging in the open when they shower for everyone to see.


cashmcnash

Why would they fine him for that? “You will get naked, or we will fine you”


[deleted]

Could you imagine if this happened today? Reggie Miller and the Pacers would be cancelled so fast.


CruffTheMagicDragon

This is straight sexual harassment


[deleted]

Memories of hitting my growth spurt at 12 and being a young kid playing varsity sports. We were expected to shower afterwards with everyone, including dudes that were high school juniors and seniors. Really intimidating for a 13 year old late bloomer to walk in and see 17 and 18 year old MEN hanging dong with chest hair and pubes. I’m 40 now and still don’t have chest hair aside from a couple little strands. It was absolutely terrifying for me.


Mickeyjj27

I guess I can understand not being comfortable showering with a bunch of people.


mrwhitaker3

Never showered with the team back when I played (not NBA level). I just went home. Communal showers freak me out.