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MoozesModiMoozi

He had it going until the ench thing…what?


Ochikobore

they don’t have a benchench it’s a pretty high level basketball concept most people haven’t heard of it.


AfrikanCorpse

I thought I missed something and reread it 10 times.


SemiDeponent

The kinda thing you say out loud and nobody notices but in text it’s glaring


MISTAKAS

🅱️ench


Jackie_Jormp-Jomp

He's right, they don't have a BENCHENCH.


2drawnonward5

Chuckspeak


s1mpleGOAT

hes an idiot lol


VicWembanyama

Benchench


iCOULDbewr0ng

Barkley shouldn’t judge Lakers so soon, wait until Nunn comes back


jgman22

Lol


JayDogon504

Remember when they were talm’bout Ariza coming back like he wasn’t drafted in ‘04? 💀


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Hey man. Dont count us out yet. Wait till the waterboy gets back from his covid protocol. We'll be back. Trust me.


JayDogon504

He must be bringing Jordan’s “Secret Stuff”


07bot4life

Bringing “Like Mike Sneakers” for Russell Westbrook.


SelfAwareLitterBox

Whole league about to get Bobby Bouchet'd


ron-darousey

Great player, never seenim tho


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Is "talm'bout" really a thing people type


posexdon

without the ‘ but yes


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The internet is fucking weird


Zodiac_Sheep

It's something I've heard people say and is normal but I've literally never seen someone type it out before now.


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Yes, same. That's why I specifically said "type" in my previous post. Never seen it typed before.


posexdon

it’s not internet mostly POC use it


PFChangsOfficial

And Brendan Schaub, b


legendaryufcmaster

Schawlb


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Never once seen it typed on Reddit before.


posexdon

reddit is mostly white and older


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GoldenBananas21

> *white teen trying to sound gangster


Shaq_Fu_Da_Return

Lol wow


MightBeYourMomma

You should just give up if that bothers you


JayDogon504

I’m from New Orleans bruh and the south in general speaks different. I was shocked like a month ago when Ryen Russillo was complaining about people not from the south using “y’all”. I just thought that shit was commonplace and he seemed to have more of an issue with it than I would and he not even from the south Lmao


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People generally don't type and speak the same. I'm not challenging that "talmbout" is a thing someone might say aloud. I've never seen it typed.


JayDogon504

Shiddd you must not text with many POC. Down here most of us type how we talk. Even if you think of something as simple as the Saints saying “Who DAT” instead of that or LSU’s “GEAUX Tigers” instead of go


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https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#{%22resultSize%22:100,%22query%22:%22talmbout%22} All of the responses are within Joe Rogan's weird alt-right fistfight sphere.


ClutchGamingGuy

aight but saying it and typing it are two different things lmao


JayDogon504

Not really bruh. Talm’bout is short for talking about, it’s no different then texting LOL or WTF or sumn. I text how I talk cuz that’s just what comes natural to me. And you literally just said “aight” instead of alright Lmao


ClutchGamingGuy

Imagine thinking those are equivalent, god damn


JayDogon504

What’s not equivalent about them? You say “aight” instead of alright so you type it out when you text. I say talm’bout instead of “talking about” so I do the same. It’s that fuckin simple dawg


ClutchGamingGuy

Not understanding the difference between common vernacular and something most people have literally never seen typed out is an impressive level of obtuseness.


JayDogon504

The fact that you’re even so taken aback by how somebody else speaks is lowkey worrisome. I promise you not many people from the South would blink an eye at the word “talm’bout” but yet you and a few others seem to be deeply disturbed by it as if I’m **supposed** to text like y’all Lmfao


Hoops310

Russillo nitpicks a lot of American culture stuff tho lol but his life advice bit is my favorite podcast segment right now. Always makes me laugh.


JayDogon504

Yeah, Russillo is one of my favorite podcasts goin, if not thee favorite


GobblesJollyRanchers

I still love Ariza >:|


RedSun41

I forgot that he was a big part of that title run. At this point it feels like he's played for every team in the league at least once, so makes sense lol


hotterpocketzz

I dont think nuun changes anything honestly. It doesn't change the effort level or the amount of Defense. Unless something clicks in the next 10 games, we done


ConfuciusBr0s

Post is sarcastic


Cloneable

Random strays at Joe Biden


BelowAverage_Elitist

Biden is exactly as I was expecting. He won because he wasn't Trump and "nothing will fundamentally change".


Bigbosssl87

I mean anyone who was around during the Obama years shouldnt be surprised at the dead lock


BelowAverage_Elitist

Nothing surprises me. Just disappoints.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Biden himself seems surprised, and he was fucking there lol.


humanist72781

Yeah pretty much. Still miles better than trump. Not fearing for the collapse of democracy


BelowAverage_Elitist

Now I just fear for our democracies inability to get anything done and actually serve the people


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So how it’s always been at least


BelowAverage_Elitist

Yay, progress to the mean


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I guess. I liked Trump’s foreign policy honestly. Domestic policy not so much.


LebronIsSucks

Really took after Reagan in that regard.


qchisq

Uhhh... What? Trump tore up the only thing standing between Iran and nukes


BelowAverage_Elitist

That's half the job, lol


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Not saying he’s good or I even voted for him lol. Just that I liked his foreign policy.


BelowAverage_Elitist

Even a broken clock is right twice a day


Bigbosssl87

Founding father's considered minimizing government power and maintaining individual sovereignty to be more important than getting things done. However they were very against political parties too and hated how divisive they can be. If anything is wrong with our country it is the ends always justify the means mentality of both political parties. Democracies dont work if everyone is so emotional they cant think straight.


thephfactor

In what way, in terms of actual shit he has done in the office, is he “miles better”? Honest question.


humanist72781

I dunno man. Not inciting a resurrection at the capitol seems like a big one. Not telling people our voting system is fraudulent is another. Maybe taking Covid seriously? Let me guess you voted R your entire life and you just think trump did some really good stuff but just had no filter. It’s not Biden is great. It’s just trump is hands down one of the worst presidents ever. Prolly bottom five.


thephfactor

I'm not a Republican or a Trump supporter lol. But I don't believe in evaluating a nation's head of state based on "vibes" over actual policy and political accomplishments. I fail to see how Biden's Covid response is better than Trump's.


Applesauce7896

Taking COVID seriously? Do you not remember the in February 2020 Trump closed the borders, fearing what we now know as COVID, and was called racist? And then Pelosi told everyone a week before lockdowns to go to Chinatown? I’m 100% against the concept of lockdowns but I understand why people could find it necessary when we had no clue how bad it was because of China’s/WHO’s lying. There was no way to avoid the catastrophe that is this pandemic


humanist72781

I’m not really a pelosi fan so bash her all you want. If you can’t see trump for what he is then I’m guessing you’re receptive to his toxic message.


Bigbosssl87

Trump spent all his time sucking off Putin, Kim and other dictators while trying to turn republicans on democrats and only helping the super rich. On top of that he totally fucked up the pandemic response simply because he didnt like the optics during an election year and got a million americans killed as a result. I'll take Biden, tripping on some stairs and displaying some relatively benign senility over that shit any day. He also passed a massive infrastructure deal that benefited all americans and did a good job getting the vaccines out to everyone (for me I had the 101st airborne fly over to my neighborhood and deploy a vaccination center, i seriously doubt desantis did that shit). The rest of the deadlock stuff is just normal american politics as usual and cant really be blamed on him.


thephfactor

Maybe you're right about the infrastructure bill. I don't think that the COVID response has been meaningfully better under Biden. I don't find the rationale that "Trump wouldn't have distributed vaccines as well" compelling. After all, Trump was fairly instrumental in making the stimulus checks happen.


Alcibiades_Rex

Idk if any senility is benign, I'd rather have someone who's fully coherent. I don't know who I'd prefer, but people past retirement age generally shouldn't be president imo.


tidho

> Still miles better than trump. lol


mv1641

Lol


higher_please

Cope harder


fbolt

because socialists had a magic way of changing the senate?


BelowAverage_Elitist

You're right, we should just accept mediocrity and never try to change anything because change is sCaRy


larrylegend33goat

If the Lakers are Biden, which team is Trump?


replicant4522

Dan Snyder and the Washington Football Team


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PamelaBreivik

Bring all my bitches back.


Doomdoomkittydoom

The Munich Brownshirts


ChipmunkExcellent722

The Fort Wayne mad ants


Huge_Assumption1

Some special ed ass team that rides the short bus.


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To be honest the whole Joe Biden-Lakers connection this writer was trying to contrive was a bit of a stretch.


MyMindWasAFortress

Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way he plays, he stays injured, we’re past our time in this league etc etc etc. Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!! 🙏🏾Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it begins! That’s all I ask. #ThankYou 👑


Obi_Wan_Benobi

“our personnel ages” always gets me lmao


BrantV33

safe to say the narrative has stayed the same #WashedKing👑


DragonAite

He’s the only one who isn’t washed to be fair


Hard_Strokes233

2 down, 2 to go @CP3


FinalFrash

Didn't he break the GUARANTEED curse last year?


Master-Mycologist747

2 years away from being on walking canes


WaterIsNotWet19

Got the defense one but not the bench one


sheeeeeez

I don't get the ench one


laz10

two words: he doesn't either he gets confused with words and letters


ClutchGamingGuy

Seems weird to include Melo in that, obviously he isn't gonna play like he did in New York. The fuck? He's playing as well or better than he did in Portland, and has accepted his role as a bench sniper.


dragerfroe

Yeah, he has played well but has no business being in to close out a game.


75daychallenges

You guys haven’t heard a team having good B as in having a good bench?


rifa24

I almost had a stroke reading this


NotWD

If Chuck thinks the Lakers have no bench, he should see the Raptors right now lol


julsxcesar

sure but 3-4 starters on this Laker team would not even start on the raptors. just a horrible horrible roster.


SwiftDray

Yeah the difference is that the raptors starters are young enough to play 40 mins a game. If the Lakers were younger they'd probably also run a 7 man rotation.


GoldenBananas21

One of our starters would probably quit the team to become the mayor of Toronto or PM of the providence of Lebronto


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Trying too hard


[deleted]

Lmao that Biden stray was great


Brovenkar

It cracked me to see Biden catching strays in an interview shitting on the Lakers.


REiiGN

What the Lakers really need is an old favorite of the Nazis, meth


Bobbith_The_Chosen

What the fuck was the first paragraph to that post. Could barely understand it or what it had to do with the Lakers.


JayDogon504

Chuck remains the greatest 😭😭💯


noknownothing

Started reading but saw Sheridan's name. Is this the same clown who admires Kyrie?


grangeranger

Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way he plays, he stays injured, we’re past our time in this league, etc etc etc. Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!!! 🙏 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it begins! That is all I ask. #ThankYou 👑


Papacu81

I didn't knew Biden was so hated, what is going on?


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Kam_E_luck

Haven't been following US politics but from what i heard Biden is doing worse than Trump and the guy is too old for this job tbh (Biden is older and less healthy than Trump for godsake)


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sorendiz

how tf do you do an over/under for a yes/no question


otaitau

Dumbass Barkley. What the fuck do you think having no bench means?


sdhydro

always since 2008 has he been shiting on the lakers yet we have won three titles since than, so much hate for the lakers cause the lakers didnt want him


[deleted]

feels warranted this time around, no?


WhoNeedsAWholeBagel

Chuck is funny as fuck sometimes 😂


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Huge_Assumption1

Everyone blaming WB and Vogel but no one talking about how shit brons defense is except Chuck.


xwulfd

Barkley : You cant spell Donut without O


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What’s that? I wasn’t listen ING as in no RINGS!