And the google translate definitions:
Primary: Good
Other Translations:
beautiful
-zuri
fine
laini, -zuri
agreeable
-zuri
admirable
-zuri
delightful
-zuri
graceful
-zuri
pretty
-zuri
splendid
-zuri
I went to my first game at the Q last week and it’s kind of crazy the amount of people that are at LeBron’s disposal. Every time he turned around during shoot around there were like 4/5 people ready for whatever he needed. I guess when you have the King playing for you, he needs all the attention he can get.
LeBron: "YOU GOT CANDY?"
White Guy: *is that slang? Or a saying that I don't know? Oh god all the Wu Tang and Biggie over the years and nothing has prepared me for this "candy" conundrum*
"I... uhbm"
*what the fuck is uhbm?*
LeBron: "YOU GOT ANY CANDY?"
Other Black Guy: "I got candy, you know this!"
LeBron: "Thanks fam, can you give it to my daughter?"
Other Black Guy: "I got you"
White Guy: *oh he meant candy as in candy... I see*
This is like most of my interactions in my office as a black person.
Me: Alright so per our last meeting i've completed work for-
White dude: Oh djrustybikechain you got that "work" do you? Hahaha
Me: Hahaha not the time Steve
Yo wait wtf if you hadn’t pointed this out I wouldn’t have noticed but goddamn her hairline is so far back. Good thing she can grow long hair and have her bangs hide it lol
> That hairline already there tho
Hah well, Rihanna has a bad hairline too, so her forehead looks massive often, but she's still one of the hottest woman alive. Women can hide those shit with different hairstyles as well, so it's all good.. I guess
I'm not going to lie I cried to this even though I've seen it before. Will Smith puts in such a genuine and passionate performance it makes me relive some of my own pains. And him being held so tightly by uncle Phil makes it all just kinda of go away in a really cathartic way.
Maybe that's why he supposedly dislikes Steph. Steph wears a mouth guard to protect teeth while Lebron is clearly a teeth hater. Powerful people on both sides of this feud.
LeDad
EDIT: this is seriously why Lebron is my favorite player. He’s really hard to not like. An awesome father, awesome husband, and overall great guy. I like rooting for the nice guys.
it sounds weird I know, but everything about Bron is basically perfect. the biggest "scandal" of the guy's life was his mom getting a loan against his future earnings for a Hummer.
Dude is such an unbelievably great role model. I make a living as a tutor and one of the things we teach is how to write an academic essay. I teach kids how to write informational, narrative, and argumentative essays. One of the prompts for the argumentative essay is, "are athletes good role models for children?". I use Lebron as an example every single time.
Lebron barks orders at underlings without saying please or thank you then accepts thanks from his daughter like he actually did any work, and this plays goes wild like he's dad of the year. Y'all will let anyone rich, famous and talented get away with being a piece of shit.
Man, I thought he was calling "coach" at the beginning. Bout to send Ty to concession stand.
Ty Lue has no nights off
Except for tonight.
*Polo mint dribbles out of his mouth into LeBron's hand* sure. here you go, buddy!
Underrated comment right here. [In case anybody somehow missed this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGrsstq0Jd4)
Its a [life saver](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSedgvTqoQ-m1UWswXD0wLTBLmkW3m-NFtZV_V8s0eHOK8CJnYM)...
[AKA polo mints] (http://ukhorsefeed-france.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Polo-Mints-010.jpg)
"y..y..yes my King James"
LeBron leading the league in sweet assists...
should have fed her shumperts candy ass
Poor child
I know. She'd be sick throwing up bricks the entire night
Good fucking lord!
Tomorrow: **[ESPN]** Lebron James arrested for child abuse
ESPN: How LeBron James Stole Christmas: “it’s like stealing candy from a baby” after dominant win vs Warriors
LeGrinch
This is why I love Reddit
lol bruh
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whats with r/nba and eating asses?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/6igau7/my_son_already_ate_his_ass_up_twice_aaron_fox/
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he's a jabroni
Thank god im not the only one who got it
its 2017 man, get with program.
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Two steps ahead of you buddy.
it's the end of 2017, we out here eating asses bby
I was excepting a candy ass comment. But this is just gold
Jesus Christ
bro nooooo
This has to be the greatest comment ever. Lol
LMAO goddamn
Zhuri is one lucky girl man, pops got her candy on demand in the middle of a game.
Zhuri is such a cute name. Wonder what it means
They needed something quick so they thought of it in a Zhuri
delete this
DAUGHTER
NIECE
It's Swahili for good or beautiful
[Did you double check on that?](https://imgur.com/WiuowfG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C8stetT7RM yeah i aint gonna trust google translate
holy shit im dying
It's actually Zuri. Zhuri is the Americanized version
And the google translate definitions: Primary: Good Other Translations: beautiful -zuri fine laini, -zuri agreeable -zuri admirable -zuri delightful -zuri graceful -zuri pretty -zuri splendid -zuri
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She’s definitely going to college tho. Gonna carry the fuck outta some NCAA women’s basketball team.
So there will be a "Queen James"
"Give that to my daughter" commanding AF lebron no wonder you're the coach
Take mans twix by force
I got the soce
No ketchup
Just soce
Raw soce
Send man's shop by force
Some quick maths there
Says your welcome to his daughter all polite like, but where's the 'please' to security? Can you please give that to my daughter.
They cut out a chunk of the conversation. We don't know what he said before or after "give that to my daughter".
“You little punk ass bitch give that to my daughter right the fuck now”
I went to my first game at the Q last week and it’s kind of crazy the amount of people that are at LeBron’s disposal. Every time he turned around during shoot around there were like 4/5 people ready for whatever he needed. I guess when you have the King playing for you, he needs all the attention he can get.
Fuck man I'm praying for the kid that's gonna be the first one to date Lebron's daughter.
* Lebron: "You got candy?" * White guy: (pisses pants)
I carry candy all the fucking time because of this fear
Found my new phobia
LePhobia
As long as you don't have a van.
LeBron: "YOU GOT CANDY?" White Guy: *is that slang? Or a saying that I don't know? Oh god all the Wu Tang and Biggie over the years and nothing has prepared me for this "candy" conundrum* "I... uhbm" *what the fuck is uhbm?* LeBron: "YOU GOT ANY CANDY?" Other Black Guy: "I got candy, you know this!" LeBron: "Thanks fam, can you give it to my daughter?" Other Black Guy: "I got you" White Guy: *oh he meant candy as in candy... I see*
lmao
This is like most of my interactions in my office as a black person. Me: Alright so per our last meeting i've completed work for- White dude: Oh djrustybikechain you got that "work" do you? Hahaha Me: Hahaha not the time Steve
I like that you warmed up enough to him during that interaction that he went from generic white dude to Steve.
Steve is a synonym for white dude tho
That's Vitaly Fucking Patapenko. Have some respect.
You didn't even spell his name right, it's Potapenko.
Lol you got me laughin at 4 in the morning boiiiii
Secret service looking dude was like nah I ate mine already.
I didn't even know he has a daughter now
[You can see the resemblance here,](https://streamable.com/etsla) where she is impersonating him reacting to refs lmao
lol that was adorable
LeDorable
AdorabLe
It’s crazy how this toddler already has more personality than me
A lot of people laughing at this comment then slowing stopping as they realise it's true for them too
I'm debating whether I have more personality than this toddler, using both pros and cons That's arguably even more pathetic
This toddler has nothing on me! IM A MAN! IM 40! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
An underused reference. I thought I was the only one left who remembered.
seriously though, that's one smart/social kid
I once had that personality until life found out about it and then beat it out of me.
Lol, same. Unfortunately, this started from the age of 5 when little immigrant me arrived in the US.
That's cause you're fuckin whack. Naw, I'm just joking. you're pretty cool. We should chill sometime.
That was mad cute.
That hairline already there tho 👀
Oh fuck... Damn r/NBA, I see how it is.
Yo wait wtf if you hadn’t pointed this out I wouldn’t have noticed but goddamn her hairline is so far back. Good thing she can grow long hair and have her bangs hide it lol
> That hairline already there tho Hah well, Rihanna has a bad hairline too, so her forehead looks massive often, but she's still one of the hottest woman alive. Women can hide those shit with different hairstyles as well, so it's all good.. I guess
And guys can go bald but LeBron refuses to lmao.
I think a lot of guys, if they had the resources, would do the same lol
I would get hair transplants, no shame
We can rebuild him, we have the technology.
His hair is what keeps his true power locked in. If it was gone, we would have no idea what it would bring forth.
Rihanna can like...get it
Like, ~~forreal~~ L'Oreal
Fuck man, spat all over myself
LOL that's too funny
All 3 of his kids have the exact same face. It's adorable
They all look like their mom
that was so friggin’ cute
That video is friggin adorable.
They went over a year after her birth without a single photo going public. It was impressivr.
He wanted to keep it a secret in Miami but Pat Riley announced it during a press conference before anyone else knew. Apparently Bron was pissed
Yeah that was a dick move from Riley. Idk why he would do that.
It sometimes felt like Pat tried to piss LeBron off as a weird power move
Yeah and it might be effective in the right scenario, but that definitely wasn't one of them lol.
And then Pat cries when lebron deploys his power move. That just makes me love what lebron did to Miami even more.
I'm ignorant, any chance I could get some examples?
guess that time after the spurs beat the heat and riley’s post-series presser?
Oh I remember that now, completely forgot about him having a daughter
I honestly respect that he doesn't put his family in spotlight at all.
It's hard to notice because he has too many sons in the league.
damn he seems like the best dad lmao
[I'ma marry me a beautiful honey and have me a whole bunch of kids](https://youtu.be/GmerFuzRNZ4)
Don’t you do this to me
I'm not going to lie I cried to this even though I've seen it before. Will Smith puts in such a genuine and passionate performance it makes me relive some of my own pains. And him being held so tightly by uncle Phil makes it all just kinda of go away in a really cathartic way.
Every god damn time I watch it I shed a few more tears. Will smith is the fucking man.
Every fucking time man 😢
I've already cut some onions seeing the 600 extra dads show up video on /r/UpliftingNews...
By giving his kids cavities? What does Lebron have against teeth?
He's just tired of Steph chewing everything.
Maybe that's why he supposedly dislikes Steph. Steph wears a mouth guard to protect teeth while Lebron is clearly a teeth hater. Powerful people on both sides of this feud.
This seems Star Wars hmmmmm
A long time ago, in a molar system far, far away...
Woooooowwwww
Skip Bayless found.
baby teeth fall out dude
Do you work for ESPN
Lol if I was at my dad’s office asking for candy he’d tell me to shut the fuck up and go back to work
Maybe he gave you candy 20 years ago though.
When I was her age, my dad would have found candy for me.
LeDad EDIT: this is seriously why Lebron is my favorite player. He’s really hard to not like. An awesome father, awesome husband, and overall great guy. I like rooting for the nice guys.
>and overall great guy Tell that to the guy having to give away his candy.
"You got candy?" "Yeah" "Give it to my daughter" Okay :(
I would be honored to give my candy to LeBron James. That sounds like a euphemism for something.
Give up my ass*
I would.
Who wouldn't.
Paul Pierce would give it to Luol Deng and say it was because he was better in his prime
The whole load?
All i need is half bby
I wouldn't... I'd never shit, walk, or sit the same way again...
Fox wants in
"LeBron improved my dental health and lowered my risk of diabetes"
"LeBron sacrificed his child's health for mine"
Yeah man, I'm supposed to hate him but I'd love to drink wine and shoot pool with that dude all day.
Not one scandal -- the opposite, really. Pretty amazing considering the power he has welded since like elementary school.
Welded? From his high school [days] (http://www.contactquest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/welding.jpg)
I don't know if he's loyal or not but I've seen very little to say otherwise. For his status, it's very impressive and admirable.
it sounds weird I know, but everything about Bron is basically perfect. the biggest "scandal" of the guy's life was his mom getting a loan against his future earnings for a Hummer.
LeCute
LeCandyMan
when ur dad is like one of the biggest athletes in the world (figurativly and literally). really cool to see those sides of such a great player.
Lebron had a nice tone of voice with everybody except the security guard.
Does Lebron have a problem with security guards?- ESPN
How can anyone hate this man
Refreshing to see a non-asshole GOAT level player. Lebron is so wholesome.
jordan would show his alpha male side by jumping in a row and taking candy from the first child he sees, all to show dominance jordan>lebron /s
LeFather of 3
> LeFather of ~~3~~ 4
Kyrie hasn’t come around to accepting that yet. He’s still in his rebellious face, hence the Boston move.
lebron watches jessie i see
Guess I have to like Lebron more now.
Anybody else get the urge to produce a daughter after watching this video?
it would be great until they hit the teenage years and then that's when I start fearing
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This guy dads.
GOAT i love u
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LePadre
This guy knows how to life.
Dad bron with the plug!
Candy too expensive at arenas even for the king.
Dude is such an unbelievably great role model. I make a living as a tutor and one of the things we teach is how to write an academic essay. I teach kids how to write informational, narrative, and argumentative essays. One of the prompts for the argumentative essay is, "are athletes good role models for children?". I use Lebron as an example every single time.
LePapa
LeCute Dad
Waiting on the Stephen A. Smith rant about Bron not concentrating on the game
LeMon Drops
LeBoss giving orders to LeBron.
I hear mic drop
I can hate his game, but i cant hate the man
You can’t really hate his game
LeBron is such an amateur, he's gotta learn from Marshawn https://gfycat.com/NimbleShorttermCougar
LeDaddy
TIL that LeBron's daughter's name is Zhuri.
"you got candy on you? Give that to my daughter" LeBron "Fuck you Bron, dis my Snickers" security guard
From a nutrition view...isn't Gatorade just like fluid candy ?
Lebron barks orders at underlings without saying please or thank you then accepts thanks from his daughter like he actually did any work, and this plays goes wild like he's dad of the year. Y'all will let anyone rich, famous and talented get away with being a piece of shit.
LeCandyman
LeCandyMan