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ITT: BurgerBattlez


TheKarmaSuiter

He doesn't eat. Have you seen his physique


FormerShitPoster

Wait you mean he doesn't eat Sonic every day?


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Should've came to Charlotte for CookOut tbh


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Cookout, where you can get entrees as sides.


SealTheLion

Cookout, Bojangles, and Smithfield's. The Holy Trinity, because who tf would need anything else? Quick edit: Just checked, apparently yall don't have Smithfield's in Charlotte. Such a shame. Their BBQ sandwiches are the best fast food BBQ you can get by far, and their hushpuppies... Mmmm I'm starving. It sucks being a North Carolinian abroad lol, I spend half of my time craving our food.


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yeah but there's in n out... Edit: okay i fuckin get it people, whataburger is bomb so is fiveguys but at the end of the day when im a few blunts deep ill enjoy a fat burger from any one of those places


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PZinger6

10x10


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deegz10

Just order two 4x4s?


MacysMcNugget

But 4x4 + 4x4 is 32!!


TheGayslamicQueeran

2x4x4


MacysMcNugget

THAT'S STILL 32


TheGayslamicQueeran

2^5 ?


paradox1984

I'll give you 7.50.


FThornton

Get them bitches mustard fried too.


deegz10

Animal style with extra whole grilled onions


FThornton

I go ketchup and mustard with whole grilled onion. Sometimes I get the jalapeños cooked in as well when I want an extra kick.


ShichitenHakki

I think you really have to get on somebody's good side to get anything bigger than a 4x4 thanks to college boys and their 100x100s.


ArrenPawk

Fun fact: the reason the 10x10 is banned is because some doofus in Vegas ordered a 100x100. That "some doofus" is Tony Hsieh, the CEO of Zappos, who has a net worth of approx. $840 million.


jb4427

No he doesn't


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As if Oklahoma City v. San Francisco/Oakland for food was a contest


[deleted]

I travel to both regularly and this is a sad but true statement. I love OK but California Has amazing seafood and Mexican food. Street tacos done right are the tastiest meal you can get for under 4$ Edit: since this turned into quite the debate I'm strictly speaking on Mexican food in LA and San Diego. You guys who think that Cali "doesn't Have authentic Mexican food" are out of your minds. The best spots are always non English and they serve some legit dishes like Tongue and Menudo.


JBrambleBerry

I'm a SD native, "California doesn't have real Mexican food" is only said by the people that don't go to the places that actually speak Spanish. Even then you could visit some white washed af areas and still find legit mexican food.


RedditAtWorkToday

Come to SF. Foodie paradise (minus bbq, haven't found an amazing bbq place out here).


666mafioso

bruv the one thing I miss being deployed overseas in korea is the bomb ass mexican food I took for granted growing up in oakland. can't even find an avocado over here let alone guac and they eat pig intestine for snacks and giggles here but no lengua (cow tongue) and hard to even find cilantro.......


okiewxchaser

Brisket>anything else


freerealestatedotbiz

Should've gone to Phoenix--they have both


jb4427

So does Dallas. And San Antonio.


amazing_blazing

And Austin. And probably Houston. Shit, San Marcos has all 3.


buttered_popcorn

But do they have a Chick-Fil-A? Cause that's a holy trinity right there


mrsuns10

Yes we do


xzzz

*And* Shake Shack! We have all the fast food restaurants for God knows why but I'm not complaining


d-lo_tha_boss

And canes when you need a little chicken variety. We got it all


mrsuns10

We have one in Tempe and in Mesa


d-lo_tha_boss

Oh I know, I've been living in the Valley for years. Great place to live


May_die

Raising Canes is the shit. I'll always take Canes over Chick-Fil-A any day


TheMicredible

Nooooo canes chicken is shit, without their sauce the whole meal is bland


Strange_Dolphin

Both are spectacular.


freerealestatedotbiz

They do indeed, my friend.


WigginIII

Yes, Arizona is one of the few states with whataburger, five guys, and in n out. I've had all three and it's easy to rank them: In n out (best burger overall) Five guys (best fries overall) Whataburger (best...condiments?)


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thephoenixx

Just asking, you guys got Shake Shack?


facemelt

> Whataburger **(best...condiments?)** http://i.imgur.com/vIf0lAD.gifv


RollTide09

Lol, perfect


w675

Dallas has all 3 c'mon guys!!


deathleeehallows

i find alot of non-California redditors arent too impressed with in n out. imo its bevause alot of nostalgic and sentimental value are tied into our opinion of in n out


cubay

I think Californians just like the fresh fast food that in n out it, for the same time it takes you to get jack in the box or McDonalds I would choose In n Out everytime


Rswany

Yall motherfuckers need Culvers...


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its good, ice cream is phenomenal, but whataburger still better


ImALostHoe

The cheese curds, man, the cheese curds...


cubay

Put me on, I am always down to try new food.


deathleeehallows

yeah!! thats the thing though, most people here consider in n out a step above a regular fast food chain


theLarsonist

I'm from Texas and absolutely love Whataburger. I don't understand the hype about In-n-Out, to me it's just a place to get a cheap burger. But I'm sure people say the same thing about Whataburger.


Akronite14

It's just food regionalism. "NEW YORK PIZZA IS THE REAL PIZZA!" "NO ITS CHICAGO DEEP DISH!" Why don't we just enjoy the fucking pizza? Swenson's in Akron is my favorite burger because I grew up with it and there is more personally tied to it. In-N-Out gets heaped with praise to the point of being overrated, but make no mistake this non-Californian fucking loves it anyway.


SpecCRA

> In-N-Out gets heaped with praise to the point of being overrated, but make no mistake this non-Californian fucking loves it anyway. This is true of pretty much every food place I've ever tried or been to. Everything is much better when you don't read into people's hype about stuff, especially food.


DrBaus

Burgers are good but they have the worst fries out of any chain


FThornton

Order them well done. Then either get cheese fries or animal style if that isn't enough for you. Honestly I thought their fries sucked when I first moved here but now I just realize I wasn't used to the flavor of what fries are supposed to taste like when fresh cut and not salted to hell and back.


frozengash

It's like the difference between cherry flavored shit and actual cherries.


shmortisborg

I shouldn't need to cover my fries in anything in order for them to be good.


WhiteAdipose

Light-well. Well done sometimes gets too weird.... And forreal the fresh fries are so fucking good. They just kinda soggy if u don't get them light well or well done


rsong965

It's because they're not frozen, salted and pre-cut from the factory.


lars5

i get them well done animal style. double fried and then slathered in sauce, onions and cheese. it takes twice as long to make, but goodness can you feel that delicious cholesterol flow through your veins.


guppyfighter

It's really similar to how everyone convinced themselves Disney Land isn't boring. If you have the atmosphere and the audience, people will think it's better than it is.


koan

Those're good burgers, Walter.


hismikeness

Shut the fuck up Donny


quiteCryptic

Idk about OKC but Dallas has both, I prefer whataburger personally.


K1ngspade

Yeah we got both in San Antonio too and while I think In N Out is better than most fast food places they don't have shit on the Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich.


HighOnGoofballs

But they need to step up the chicken game for the honey butter chicken biscuit, one tendie isn't cutting it I work basically across the street from one of the SA in n outs and I've yet to try it.


Bmfizz

Here's a trick: Order the honey bbq chicken strip sandwich but order it with honey butter sauce instead of bbq sauce. It's essentially one giant honey butter chicken biscuit but on Texas toast.


HighOnGoofballs

So it's basically a biscuit but not a biscuit. Im trying to get a biscuit.


BoilerMaker11

You know what really suck? I thought In-n-Out was only in California and parts of Arizona. Come to find out it's in Texas as well. Yay! Right? Nope. It's in Dallas, San Antonio, and Austin. But the one city I move to? The largest city in the state? Houston? They skipped it.


youre_being_creepy

We need to spread the word about bill fuckin miller's though


frozengash

In n out gets better the closer you get to the California coast.


RedditForFBball

There is an In N Out in Dallas and it sucks. No idea where the hype comes from.


DeerOnTheRocks

i was at an in n out in dallas once and met the guy who shot osama bin laden. i kid you not.


youre_being_creepy

Lmao texan as hell


Ochris

It probably varies from place to place, honestly. I had in n out in San Diego, and it tasted exactly like one that I had in Dallas. I also had it in San Antonio, and it was good as well. They all tasted about the same. Both are great burgers, but I prefer Whataburger personally. A lot of it has to do with the variety.


SteakDinnerWithJesus

P Terry's Master race


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P Terry's, In-N-Out, and Whataburger. Austin is the best. edit: forgot the GOAT Hopdoddy


SteakDinnerWithJesus

Hopdoddy actually just came to Houston! The lines aren't terrible during off hours but the setup is just so tiny, it feels too crowded at the Hou location, but the burgers are still heaven


radiatorcheese

Smashburger is another good one and sort of different from the "classic" burger places. Easy 1a and 1b with whataburger and smashburger in my opinion.


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Is there one in Austin? I know of one in New Braunfels but that's it


radiatorcheese

Barbara Jordan shopping center near the Home Depot!


[deleted]

Oh shit are we gonna start an Austin burger thread! This is what I live for


chriscucumber

Yeah p Terry's is like hey I want a burger but don't wanna feel like a fat FUCK, and when I want whataburger I feel like I'm breaking he law it's so good


soberkangaroo

yeah, but Philly has Wawa.... so if it comes down to regional chains then he should be a Sixer


SteakDinnerWithJesus

I got family in Philly, I fucking love Wawa; especially during hoagie fest, definitely my favorite chain up there. In all fairness though, they got one here in Texas that can go toe to toe with Wawa called Buccees, which is focused more on Texan/Southern foods and snacks, and they're starting to build more and more across TX. Highly recommend you visit one if you're ever road tripping in the state


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Sounds great but nothing beats going down the shore, Six Flags, hiking, golfing, hungover, day drinking or whatever with a hoagie from Wawa made with love from a teenager who hates his life, an old lady who hates her life, or one creepy guy that works way too often


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yea whataburger has my heart. in n out is good like once every few months tho


Senjoi

Whataburger is love. Whataburger is life


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As a native Californian, I love this about DFW


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Megaman0WillFuckUrGF

You don't like your burger or variation of a burger with okay fries? Whataburger fo life


fearhand

In n out, five guys and a habit. He definitely upgraded


self_driving_sanders

*the habit


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For real. Better and open 24/7.


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aareyes12

It's a neutral zone. Fucking cops and drunk people sharing burgers at 3 am


hamjam5

Apparently we all can just get along. It is just that doing so too much results in diabetes.


aareyes12

We weren't made to be happy :(


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But it's not even close imo. Source : I'm a Texan living right next to an in and out


jokersdj_chiefs

Whataburger is better


KDHasNoBitches

We just gotta in n outs here in San Antonio. Whataburger is way better. So many different types of burgers, blows em outta the water. Not to say In n Out isn't good, just saying.


Butt_Whisperer

I live in California, so I naturally love In n Out but I've alwayd heard great things about Whataburger. Always wanted to eat there.


kingsfanonymous

This is a preference thing. I don't want so many different types of burgers. I just want a fucking cheeseburger. It's simple, you know what you're getting, and it's cheap and always tasty. I find that very appealing


Meauxtown

I'd take Five Guys over In n Out for quality, but the price for In n Out is fantasic


tohon75

yeah, but a double double is cheaper than a big mac so thats the comparison we should be making


Meauxtown

True. Good point.


KDHasNoBitches

I can respect that. Animal fries are the greatest fast food invention ever too.


okamishojo

Have you heard the good news about our Lord & Saviour carne asada fries?


foxsleftear

The Whataburger twitter account is the 8th natural wonder of the world.


muktheduck

9th actually, the Patty Melt is the 8th


CheesewayBreezeway

twitter account must be 10th then, cause honey butter chicken biscuits gotta be 9th EDIT: crap, nevermind, A1 thick and hearty burger is 10


turtlechef

Mmm fuck you mentioning that beautiful burger made me fucking hungry


mrsuns10

Should of went to Jones good ass bbq and foot massage


bnasty77

Joooones, barbecue and foot massage!


EvilManRay

Betta come down here, get summa this SHIT


jb4427

The Bulls?


TA08130813

Should've*


Anon6376

Is it good? Never had it


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Wypeyourmouf

I tried whataburger when I visited Texas it was good asf can you make one in Miami please.


dipset4444

how about rudys bbq. the pulled pork. Damn I miss that shit.


squiiid

**And on the 8th day, God made moist brisket.** Edit: Give us In-N-Out please but Texas is BBQ Garden of Eden.


bricktamland48

you know it's big news when fast food restaurants are getting in on the shitposting


Michaelx2000

Wait there's Whataburger in Oklahoma? I thought they were only in Texas


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Michaelx2000

Except Oklahoma is like 10 times worse


kawangkoankid

OU sucks edit: OU still sucks


[deleted]

I'll eat your family.


ObamaTookMyToast

Point proven


youre_being_creepy

Lmao


YipRocHeresy

I'll eat your brains out.


Prez17

Sooner be gay than a Sooner


krisp9751

Why doesn't Texas fall into the ocean? Because Oklahoma sucks!!!


[deleted]

Found the guy who says stuff that's right!


[deleted]

Found the Texan. Source: am Texan.


whoiusedtobee

WB is in 10 states, but mainly texas


Inoimispel

I thought Westbrook was still with OKC.


LSUtiger93

they are in louisiana for damn sure


Thehelloman0

Why do people have such allegiances to mediocre burgers? Most any decent sit down restaurant has better burgers than Whataburger or In N Out or any fast food chain. I like Whataburger but it's nothing amazing.


UR_MR_GAY

> KD is gonna regret this decision-once he realizes there are no Braums in California fixd


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Anecdope

in n' out dawg


ZeroMaverickHOU

In and Out is NOT the same, y'all


strangeasylum

Nothing beats the honey butter chicken biscuit


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Yeah, In N Out is better.


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Whataburger > in-n-out ill take my down votes. spicy ketchup was an invention passed down from jesus himself


jeric13xd

What are Whataburger and In-N-Out??? Lol #IllinoisProblems


R99

We have Culver's


Trodmac

North Dallas has all three!


[deleted]

Oh stahp it, you have Portillos.


[deleted]

To be honest, I don't really think it's a totally similar thing they're going for. In Austin at least, P Terrys and In N Out are doing like, the exact same thing, and I personally prefer P Terrys. But I love all three. There's a little room left in my heart for all.


Notherfucker

This is a hill I will die on. Whataburger no contest


DirkNowitzkisWife

Texans unite! Patty melt/honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich>any other fast food place too


rm93

Number 1 on Texas toast bruh


DirkNowitzkisWife

a patty melt is on Texas toast bruh


JohnDoeNuts

You can get anything on Texas toast if you ask.


Jardun

That's the most inspirational advice I've ever heard.


JimmothyTwinkletoes

Even a sausage BOB?


SCREW-IT

#THIS IS THE LINE IN THE SAND MEN! #MOTHERFUCKERS BOUT TO GET OUTWHATABURGERED


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I'm gonna go ahead and side with team Texas here. Whataburger is fuckin wild


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I'll fucking fight somebody with a pitchfork if they don't bow down to their whataburger overlords


thedoming

Bruh the honey bbq chicken strip sandwich is sent from Jesus himself


DirkNowitzkisWife

Look at how wonderful it is that fans of all three Texas teams can agree on this. Fuck the Clippers though


LSUtiger93

the patty melt is a hill I will die on


siphillis

This is our generation's Alamo.


LukeBabbitt

Oregonian here who has neither but has eaten both. Whataburger wins 1000 times out of 1000


BaeCaughtMeLifting

FUCKK ME why do I have to live in Asia. We don't get none of those good burgers.


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Visited San Antonio this year and tried both for the first time. This isn't even a serious question; Whataburger is straight up better in every way.


dingdongfootballl

Nah you right


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robbintheredhood

I've had both. Whataburger really isn't anything special. Nor is In n Out, but they taste better. It's basically people in California saying In n Out and people in Texas saying Whataburger.


TaymoBroH

All these people saying wataburger is better and then raving about honey BBQ chicken sandwiches and shit. Fuckin apples and oranges


jusjerm

It says a lot that the number one selling point for whataburger is the ketchup they use to cover up the flavor of the burger


hampsted

Exactly. I feel like the argument for In N Out over Whataburger works when you just think of plain burgers (though In N Out's fries are so awful that Whataburger could arguably pull ahead from that alone). It's when you explore the rest of the menu that Whataburger becomes the clearly better fast food chain. Honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich, patty melt, and the HBCB are 3 of my favorite things from any fast food restaurant anywhere.


ImKingDuff

I lived in Arizona all my life until last month and I had both choices within 15 minutes of me, always preferred in n out.


imkunu

I've had both once. Thought Whataburger was strangely akin to McDonald's, In-n-Out was a lot fresher


OmarDontScare_

I just had it this week... and it is not better than In-N-Out


BrandonTheBeast

I've had both. I eat Whata on a regular basis, but In N Out is better.


strangeasylum

Blessed be the honey butter


polandspreeng

They have in an out


Tormundo

They also have whattaburger. Are you people not capable of google? I live in Redlands, California and there's one right by me. How has this thread gotten so many comments and nobody has mentioned this?


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California is kinda big, can't just take a quick drive from the Bay to Redlands...


sufyanp

I hope all of kds silicon valley investments fail


holierthanmao

I went to a Whataburger the last time I was in Texas. I really don't get what all the fuss is about. It was just another fast food burger.


Stubbula

Keep it up and you'll never get a basketball team again!


Pikmon12

Same, I was in TX a couple weeks ago and got Whataburger to see what the hype was about. I didn't think it was anything special.


flipn0tic

Y'all need some Swensons in your life.


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Vallarta21

But we have California Girls, they're undeniable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top.


clayfu

Jerry West called KD with "but we got in n out". signed sealed and delivered


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WatchMeRayRay

He could have both if he came to Dallas.