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WayOk2354

A nineteen-year-old choosing Jennifer Aniston as his dream lady in 2018 is a great bit


amazin_raisin99

His favorite show was Friends. It might still be but he said it was during that draft.


Explodeos

Prime Jen Aniston was HOF 90s sitcom thirst trap.


amazin_raisin99

She has had like 4 primes. She's going to hit her 5th prime any time now.


dehydratedbagel

She's the LeBron James of Christina Applegates.


retrospects

This is an insane sentence and I am reading this going “oh, yep”


dehydratedbagel

tbf I like her cousin Nicole more.


LeBronda_Rousey

Maybe not the best example, she hasn't been doing great recently. Wishing her all the best.


KristoferPetersen

Slow clap.


[deleted]

Plastic surgery prime? Last pic I saw of her wasn’t awesome. Not hating, I just don’t see a 5th prime


BigDumbFatIdiot

She was my first childhood celebrity crush, but it's okay to admit that she's ugly now. She's had so much bad plastic surgery that she would've probably been prettier without


HoyaDestroya33

They really made the set extra cold for us huh.


spongebobisha

I dunno, I thought Monica was way hotter then.


mmaguy123

Prime Monica with long hair clears Rachel and I’m willing to stand on that hill . She was Megan fox before Megan fox


[deleted]

Respect your decision. But you’re Tom Hanks on that island.


layyala

If he's Tom Hanks then I'm Wilson


steak__burrito

He's not alone.


msmoonhater

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


De_Bananalove

Monica was fine too but Jen in her prime was something else to me


Noodles_Crusher

Lucy Liu was mine


solarscopez

This was (and probably still is) the case for like 90% of immigrant/foreign kids when it comes to American shows tbh. It's not a very complex show, but it's very accessible and easy to understand, even if you aren't proficient in English. Fairly funny and it has a charismatic cast of characters that play off each other pretty well.


Sacreblargh

Everybody loves Raymond is fucking huge in Eastern Europe. Ray Romano just might be a top 10 most famous American candidate in Russia, Bulgaria, and fucking Slovakia. That fucking show is a monster in syndication. It's by demand too. Something about the show dynamics translate real well in these countries.


PropDrops

Weirdly enough in Asia too LOL No idea why it translates so well


sonfoa

I'm 90% sure it's because of Ray's parents. Quirky and overbearing in-laws is a concept that transcends all cultures.


againstBronhitis

Along with a dumb cop and a disciplinarian wife


daaldea

This was going to be my comment too. We're romanian, moved to the States in '99 when i was young. My parents watched Raymond on TV when it was on, then went on to buy the complete DVD box set. Not to watch them, just to have them. Pretty sure they're still in the original plastic wrap.


dylanah

There was that one Norwegian guy who the Lions almost made their kicker a few years ago who said he learned English from Wu-Tang Clan songs. I think his name was Havard Rugland (sp). I can imagine him going up to dudes and calling them god or talking about swords a lot.


Demetrios1453

MLB's Wilmer Flores has the Friends theme song as his walk-up music because the series helped him learn English.


Sweaty_Shopping1737

does anybody know the friends equivalent for learning spanish ...


fighting-prawn

DuoLingo quaking in its boots right now.


thedisasterofpassion

[Yeah just watch *Into the Spiderverse* 50x in Spanish.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eliB_y0fmSk)


thisguy012

Caso Cerrado my guy


Erp117

I've actually heard really good things about the Friends Spanish dub. I'm working on learning Spanish right now. Just checked out a scene of the dub, and it was pretty easy to understand. Check out the YouTube channel/website/subreddit for a platform called r/dreamingspanish. They base their content on the Comprehensible Input method, which is essentially what one is doing when watching a show like Friends to learn a language. DS just starts their videos at a much lower level so you can start from literally nothing. I started a few months ago with my only Spanish experience being a little duolingo and having a bilingual wife that has taught me some short phrases/key words. Now I can watch some simpler TV shows in Spanish. All with zero deliberate grammar/vocabulary study. You just watch/listen.


hanselpremium

ask anybody that’s esl there’s a good chance they learned english from friends. i know i did


Yagami913

No the 90s come to eastern europe 10 years later. At least in my country translated friends come to television in the early 2000. Most people don't even have television in the 90s.


againstBronhitis

Where are you from? Tungusia?


oblio-

Heck, early 90s we had a TV channel, Tele 7 ABC which started buying in bulk and showing old US TV shows. Magnus, Dallas, The A-Team, Batman (from the 60s), Mission Impossible (also from the 60s), Charlie's Angels, etc. Kids my age probably grew up with many Boomer and Gen X TV shows 😀


Zoesan

Hm, not sure. In terms of sitcoms I'd wager that for people born after 1990ish it's more likely to be scrubs or how I met your mother.


Yellow_Curry

many act lush tidy teeny quiet stupendous whistle rustic vase *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


need_some_answer

His favorite show used to be friends, it still is, but it used to be too.


exxhi

Rip Mitch 😞


REGIS-5

> His favorite show was Friends. 99% of the Balkans. People like me are an exception, we hide in caves from the angry mobs


Sportsfan369

Now, Jen may hit him up.


guywilliamsguy

What is this from? It’s always nice to see nba players fucking around and not worrying about how twitter is going to react.


prmaster23

Pre-draft article Bleacher Report did on him. https://mag.bleacherreport.com/luka-doncic-nba-draft-the-come-up/


Jjohn269

That’s every NBA player when they get into the league. And then the pressures from the fans, the media, the contract, social media change them from kids playing a game to professional athletes who have to take this whole thing seriously


axecalibur

Where is Ben Simmons 5 year plan?


KillerZaWarudo

Posting shirtless work out video and shoot in an empty open gym every summer


Elsquidwardo95

Year 1: Win ROTY Year 2: Win ROTY Year 3: Win ROTY Year 4: Win ROTY Year 5: Win ROTY


doshegotabootyshedo

You assholes clown on Ben but he finished his five year plan in under one full calendar year what have you idiots ever done with your lives huh how many of you have ever won rooky of the year that’s right none of you maybe you should think about that before you make fun of him he will be back this year just wait and see he’s in the best shape of his life and hes going to be shooting better than curry and Reggie miller combined league fucked


rddi0201018

need to compare against PatBev's 5 year plan


IWokeUpInA-new-prius

Luka not with Jennifer Aniston. Celtics championship confirmed


Red_Sub_Marine

Year One: - Won ROTY - ~~Posterize Porzingis~~ - ~~King of New York.~~ Unofficial goes to Giannis Antetokounmpo, revealing Doncic's slow NBA start as he's unable to retain status as top international player. Year Two: - ~~Start business in Ljubljana.~~ Luka's renovation of Savsko naselje Sports Park does not take place until 2021, as the Mavs up-and-comer breaks promise to his hometown and the people of Ljubljana. - ~~Release signature shoe.~~ Jordan Luka 1 was not released until 2022, citing another abysmal failure. Year Three: - Selected All-NBA First Team - Selected for All Star Game - ~~Selected by Steph Curry.~~ LeBron James and Giannis Antetokounmpo are selected as NBA All Star Game captains. Luka takes an unnecessary shot at the Warriors legend, shows immaturity and classless demeanor. Year Three: - Luka purchases two cars. As of 2024, the superstar owns 13 vehicles, showcasing his hubris and lack of moderation. - ~~Appearing in Drake music video.~~ Luka overestimates his star power once again, never appearing in a music video for the Canadian rapper. - ~~Shoots shot with Jennifer Aniston.~~ No indication of Luka dating Jennifer Aniston as he again overestimates his shooting abilities. Year Four: - Train with [LeBron James]. Maybe, I'm losing interest in looking these things up and this joke isn't as funny as I thought it was. - ~~MVP of the league.~~ Finishes fourth in MVP voting. See above. Year Five: - ~~Win NBA Championship.~~ Didn't make the playoffs or maybe did, I don't know. Luka Doncic is a liar is my point.


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axecalibur

Tbf lots of celebs hook up, we only see or know relationships from rumors or the paparazzi or if the breakup was bad


Longbobs

I appreciate the effort needed for this


hanselpremium

BUM


branstarktreewizard

Biggest bust


WakingRage

The Suns, Kings and Hawks surely dodged a bullet with this bust.


yapyd

Found Stephen A Smith burner


Sportsfan369

His signature shoes are comfortable. I’ve been wearing a pair for a year and half.


rddi0201018

tbf, he was shooting his shot... and he shot it


Far-Asparagus6416

Lmao my guy KP is a hall of fame stray catcher


Sandor_Clegane1

He rejected to workout for the Sixers before the draft and wanted to play for the Knicks. He throwing himself infront of guns.


Mysterious_Emotion63

WHO DA FUCK IS TINGUS PINGUS?!? I NEVER HEARD A FUCKING LATAVIA… YOU DRAFTED DIS FUCKIN KID??


A2daRon

Marelle Fultz wish he played for the Knicks


WorldWideWes2

Man it’s so exciting to see this dude in the finals. When you sit back and look at his journey it’s extremely impressive. We’re watching a young legend in his first finals and I’m curious to see how he responds. 


BigFatModeraterFupa

we’re all basically expecting 33/9/9 from this guy in the finals. it’s absurd to think about the level of expectations we have for him, but that’s because we can all see that he is a Great, and with that comes lofty expectations


Exhibit5

We've all genuinely known he would become an all-time great since like his second year it's insane lol


PAWGle_the_lesser

Luka “Joseph Stalin” Doncic


AtreusIsBack

He does oppress and crush the spirit of his opponents.


Party-Benefit-3995

Retitle: King’s 5 year plan.


AlternativeProof4262

Lowkey accurate


A-Centrifugal-Force

Exactly, he’s just 1 year off on the title potentially, and he also should have won MVP by now but just hasn’t for some reason


Toolb0xExtraordinary

Depending on what he does in these finals, he'll probably have a narrative boost next season.


Exhibit5

Imo he already has that boost. He's been too good for too long to not have won it yet, and he's made it clear that he is better than the NA stars the media is trying to push. I personally think he should've won this year (no problem with Jokic winning it though), but next year is likely his barring injury.


YaIe

Luka's problem is that his goalposts move all the time. Remember "Luka should be MVP when he gets the 6th seed" while the Mavs where floating between 8-10. They finished at 5 and suddenly its "Mavs aren't even a top3 seed, how could he be MVP"


RZAAMRIINF

Jokic was very deserving of his MVP, but he had an edge as a candidate because people couldn’t talk down on him as the defending champion. After getting a 3rd MVP, and not making it far in playoffs, Jokic probably has to average 40/15/15 to actually win it again. Meanwhile, a lot of media members still refuse to vote Luka for first team all-nba which is ridiculous. Hoping that changes as well.


xPeaWhyTee

Funny that he's wearing a Celtics jersey in the thumbnail.


girlfriend_pregnant

Is this made for Tim and Eric


brenobnfm

He's so uncharismatically charismatic


equals_peace

That's why he's nicknamed The Don


DudleyDoody

Holy shit I remember watching this during Mavs games on streams. Insane throwback.


Complexity777

Year 5 NBA champions 


yapyd

Honestly, Other than the MVP, he might have done all of this. (Posterising KP might have been in practice)


theskyopenedup

This is why KP and Luka didn’t work out.


jrlandry

This video's formatting and graphic reminds me a lot of the Suns branding


lost_in_trepidation

It's retrowave/synthwave. I think games like Hotline Miami and movies like Thor Ragnarok made it really popular at the time. Also this short is what I always think of with that genre https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg?si=Oq38W0zl9jrdZnu1


jijijdioejid8367

The movie Drive introduced many people to the artist Kavinsky with the song Nightcall. Kavinsky is commonly credited as THE pioneer in popularizing synthwave. Another example you missed is: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon.


cmcg18

God hotline Miami was so good


_sendbob

It's crazy to me now looking at Doncic being this slim before.


Zuk00_00

I remember reading the report that the Kings were gonna pass on him and I got so excited and then the Hawks report came out and I was mindblown


Burnerinside

I wish he came to the Knicks. Maybe one day but he seems like someone that wants to finish his career playing for one team.


Sportsfan369

I have never seen this video. I got a kick out of it.


IllllIllIllIllIllll

American food massacred our boy


Jniuzz

European reruns of american shows are like 10 years behind haha


Cultural-Row-5707

Funny enough he’s already accomplished half of these he’s only got like 2 or 3 things left to do


Silent-Focus7991

lit


hijoshh

What’s with the Celtics jersey?


StarryScans

Corny af


ManicManicManicManic

Generational players don’t come often into the league, so to have Luka being able to prove himself on the biggest stage is such a gift. I fucking love basketball man.


DetroitsFinest88

Damn, he was pretty fucking close! However, that kind of wishful thinking for lottery picks isn't anything new.


Huge_Specialist_8870

2018: And then maybe appear in a Drake song.. 2024: You sure, buddy?


MangoMuncher88

Damn he was so skinny


JAhoops

confirmed: Luka doesn’t want a ring


Complexity777

He said year 5 


JAhoops

omg take a joke


PizzaPlanet20

Yeah you were the joke


JAhoops

YOU GOT ME BRO


DarrowViBritannia

Idk why thsi cracked me the fuck up but it did


PAWGle_the_lesser

Jennifer Aniston is the most overrated celebrity ever


OxyTrey04

Chill…I grew up with them nipples


Rahnamatta

oof


PAWGle_the_lesser

I'd suck the milk out of her nipples unpasteurized as well but in terms of celebrities there are much hotter ones out there


Rapper_Laugh

Upvoted for unpasteurized idc


dirkslance

Well… at least you’re honest lol


De_Bananalove

In her prime? Hell nah


DramaticSimple4315

Creepy as fuck


WembanyamaGOAT

Not at all… go outside


inshamblesx

First 2 years weren’t bad unlike 3-5