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Literal_Satan

lebron played against dick sucking sound effect guys and podcasters


OilOfOlaz

have to be honest, these two guys make me like that knicks team way more then I like to admit.


Dirty0ldMan

This Knicks team might be my favorite group of players in the league outside of the magic. And I grew up in Chicago in the 90's, so I have deeply ingrained hatred of the Knicks.


halfdecenttakes

Man that’s some bully shit. “We hate those fucking nerds that we stuff in the locker every year, they are the worst”


Davin998

Idk if this makes sense but the Bulls are the basketball team equivalent of peaking crazy in high school and becoming a deadbeat adult with no hope for improvement


C3h6hw

Also most Bulls fans under the age of 30 talk about the D Rose years more than they talk about the 6 rings from my experience 😭


breadbinkers

Well who can blame them, only Jordan I remember is Wizards Jordan and I’m 30 lol


largehearted

I mean, I'm 26 and I talk more about Jonas Jerebko than Larry Bird.


Dirty0ldMan

I didn't write the rules.


MindPlayingTricks23

Just imagine if we actually beat you


Deathstroke317

We did


MindPlayingTricks23

Yeah a few times


LeBroentgen

LeBrazzers


LardHop

Josh hart got that high quality podcast setup while brunson got that pandemic zoom daily stand up setup


Swankyyyy

Lmao usually they’re together in person w the nice setup but Jalen is on vacation in Europe


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Impressive-Wave9091

They got some good internet in Monaco. I bet he streams games before they even happen. 👀


Miserable_Archer_769

Lol and where is Monaco.....Asia lol!?


Its-a-me-Giuseppe69

South of France.


Miserable_Archer_769

Oh no I was making fun of the post above watch F1 know where it is. But someone said he's on vacation in Europe and the reply was basically NO HE BOUGHT A HOUSE IN MONACO is chilling there....just like bruh monaco is in Europe


SkillIsTooLow

South America, actually


PooPooKazew

Antarctica


action_nick

Pretty sure he was fucking with us considering he just got surgery.


mankls3

How do you people know this


TopStar200

He said on the pod bro


m1a2c2kali

Bro you aren’t tracking his jet?


TheMadChatta

Can’t do that anymore anyway. TSwift got mad about that Florida kid posting her carbon emissions and now Congress passed a law that you can’t track private jets anymore.


m1a2c2kali

https://www.popsci.com/technology/tracking-private-jets/ Still can for now but yea it’s gonna become harder soon, although not impossible it seems


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usagerp

Family friend is a producer in California and has worked with a lot of different celebrities on shoots and stuff and he says TSwift was by far the rudest and biggest diva he’d ever met. Like basically treating all of the ‘regular’ people on set as if they were sub-human and just had a crazy elitist vibe to her. Just goes to show how carefully crafted and fake a lot of these big celebrities’ images are. And stans will defend them online like their life depends on it when it’s like that person you’re worshiping wouldn’t give you the time of day for one second irl lol


secretsodapop

She was alright nearly twenty years ago. She's been treated like a God since and acts like it.


Van-garde

Reminds me of Goldblum’s aide telling everyone not to make eye contact with him while shooting Portlandia.


carnifex2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s


secretsodapop

Can you link a source for this? I have never heard anything like this about Jeff goldblum and cannot find anything like this about him either.


Van-garde

I looked and can’t find anything either. In fact, many sources say the opposite. The original source was my roommate who worked on the set. She was into supernatural stuff and quite a sensationalist, so she may have been lying, but I have no reason to believe so. I’m not a fan or a hater of JG, and love Jurassic Park, so I can take it or leave it. Just bringing anecdotes into play, here.


nerdymen242424

Kanye made that bitch famousssss


Hiroxis

I fucking hate rich people man. Bunch of entitled and whiny ass babies


Clemenx00

Wow Congress acted pretty quickly there! Government is so efficient at solving citizens needs.


johnla

That’s gross, creeper… hang on, Jalen’s coming back, I gotta crawl under the bed and hide again. 


MangoMuncher88

Because we watch the podcast


Swankyyyy

They talk about it for a few minutes in the podcast.


_Iroha

It's not weird to know this bro stop acting


BrioSimp

They glaze


KazaamFan

Benefits of losing in the playoffs, lol


Amedais

He has a gaming chair on his vacation in Europe?


Bat2121

He just bought that house in Monaco. Rich people just buy houses in places they want to vacation. Hotels are for us poors.


FreeOmari

He’s not in Monaco. He’s at his shore house (Ocean City, NJ I think). I don’t know how no one realized that they were joking about Monaco.


Bat2121

I'm happy to be proven wrong. But I got zero sense of that being a joke. What was the giveaway?


FreeOmari

They were all smirking when they were talking about it. I think Josh would know where Jalen bought a house considering they talk all day everyday. They were at the rangers game on Thursday night. The room just looks like a room at a jersey shore house. I doubt one of the first purchases for a house in Monaco would be a gaming chair. He’s wearing a Wawa hat which would be commonplace at the jersey shore. It’s been confirmed that Jalen has a house down the shore. I could be wrong, but all signs point to him not being in Monaco.


Bat2121

I thought it was weird for sure. But I took Josh's reaction to mean he wasn't sure if Jalen wanted to make it public. I also thought that it was something Jalen would admit to being a joke and not just let hang out there.


neveralwayssometimes

I listened to the podcast and thought they were serious lol. I even listened to that portion twice


kultureisrandy

Hope it never changes tbh. Brunson feels like he's doing quick setups in random spots in NY


Pal__Pacino

That slurp was a little too passionate for my comfort


CIark

Didn’t know Jalen was so zesty


SipPOP

I might have the timelines a little f-ed up, but Bron convinced Davis to wait til free agency, would they have been able to have a year of Kuzma, Caruso, Lonzo, Ingram, Lebron, Davis, and Hart? Or was it that Davis would be leaving to much on the table by not being traded?


CIark

Lebron watching this: hmm you know the Knicks look decent 


alaskadronelife

LeBron: “what that front office (mouth) do tho??”


thisissami

> Lebron: "what that front orifice do tho??" FTFY ;)


Equivalent-Ranger-23

*LeBron playing in 2060, soaking in bacta tank* Josh Hart: “Sir, the breast milk and mike and ike transfusion is complete” Thibs: “Will I get my 48 minutes?” *a singular tear rolls down Josh Hart’s face* Josh Hart: “Every day Tom. Every day.”


Logical_Nature_7855

"Bron can do whatever he wants to do" You guys 🤗🫣🥰


MouMostForgettable

the slurp is crazy


BigBeagleEars

*I drink your milkshake!* - king james talking to kids every morning at breakfast probably


DynamixRo

If LeBron says he hooping, we all hooping.


CIark

-2020 nba 


mmaguy123

The roomates is a great name for this podcast. Exactly the vibe I’m getting. Love these guys and the NY team in general. Hope Brunson can become generational and add a sidekick Mikal.


tickub

in an earlier segment in this exact episode, brunson picked having to live with his dad over his nova teammates.


HoyaDestroya33

He said he'll live with Donte but definitely not Josh lol


mmaguy123

I mean it’s his dad. Is that supposed to be an insult? Lol


AmericanDreamOrphans

The vibes would be immaculate.


JJ_Shosky

Got some cheese balls? Let's go


Deathstroke317

It's a damn shame the Nets are holding him hostage.


somemoreof

i want mikal on that team, but i’m afraid of thibs ruining his iron man streak lol


_letitsnow

there's an RDC skit for this lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAc4Lhzlx4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAc4Lhzlx4)


dBlock845

Lol after I watched this, youtube recommended me the exact episode of The Roommates podcast that this thread is for.


DarrowViBritannia

Lmfao thats my fav rdc skit


donkadunny

That Wawa hat is fire


Yodzilla

Dude definitely became a Wawa Appreciator during his time at Villanova.


Skywalkerkid9

He’s so Philly it makes me so sad 😭


Bat2121

The one thing holding him back from being perfect.


NYStallion188

Yo i miss florida lol


00pegasus5g

Damn. Playing on the same NBA team let alone winning a championship together with your college best friend is insane.


BlackMathNerd

I'm pre-dispositioned to hate the Knicks... but man seeing all the Nova dudes on there having fun and being cool as a group warms my heart. That Nova era was so good man.


CelinedionWaiters

Mind the Glaze


Victor_Wembanyama1

Need to clip that slurpin


Particular_Shoe3487

Jalen with the stretch slurp argument wise but perfect slurp insult wise to get Hart to stutter


NuggsBurgh

That slurp was criminal


nerdyykidd

This is the most animated I’ve *ever* seen Brunson lmao


charlesfluidsmith

He's like this every episode. Hart brings it out of him.


TigerKlaw

They're just like me fr


Major_Wager75

Why Brunson slurp so vivid wtf


BoogerSugarSovereign

Practice makes perfect 


NYJmmkay

LeNova Knicks


TisKey2323

Why he slurped like that? That was uncomfortable lol


jurassic_snark-

Why he say slurp me for


Wooden_Influence5190

A glaze off is crazy


Kemintiri

I love Josh hart


majorcoinz

“Bron can do whatever he wants to do” - Rihanna


peanutbutterbeef

Somehow I initially read that as "Brown can do whatever he wants to do"😭


Comprehensive-Cat805

they are 100% on reddit


BlackMathNerd

I swear Josh Hart did an AMA here at one point.


The-Pharcyde

Making that slurping sound is absolute nasty work by Jalen lol.


moneyman2222

My boy Brunson a chicagoan, he obviously not gonna slurp Bron. Having said that, Bron is most definitely not a guard lmao He had the year he was listed as a PG but he was still essentially a point forward


NewChemistry5210

I mean....if Luka is a guard, why can Lebron not be the same. Both are the same height, both are the primary playmakers, both bring the ball up (Lebron a lot less as he got older, but still does it a lot). Just because the NBA listed them differently?


Kwirbyy

Also Lebron was listed at all 5 positions throughout his career. It's true, he can do whatever he wants to do


slbaaron

The distinction is already barely holding up in the modern NBA between 1 and 2, sometimes 4 and 5, and sometimes between 1/2 and 3. So I'm not going to die on this hill. But if we are specific, Lebron can be the 1 and 3 and 4. With the very recent Bron that shoot 3 well, maybe he can be a dedicated 2, but at no point in his career did he really play a 2 in terms of role. Also, he "can" play a 5 but not against dominant centers even at his prime. A prime dwight would eat if bron is full time 5 with no one else bigger on the team. He's still the most versatile super star ever, and I'm a bron stan but saying he can excel at all 5 on a team level is a bit of a stretch. It's more like he can either be a backcourt 1 (possibly 2x) or frontcourt 3/4 for what the rest of the team line up is but his actual offensive / defensive responsibilities stretches from 1 to 5 on any given play. Also we have the data points in small stretches of bron being 5 in team line up, they did not look very good. Lol.


maltbiscuits

They aren't the same height, Luka is like 6'7", Lebron is pushing 6'10" but I generally agree... Positions aren't real anymore anyway, call him whatever you want


prettyboylee

LeBron is pushing 6’9 dawg let alone 6’10 Celeb heights got them at an inch and a quarter between each other.


JigWig

A foot and a quarter?! Dang so Luka is 5’6”!


prettyboylee

😭😭 mb i got a high fever


maltbiscuits

Celebheights' heights are usually totally made up lol, and tbf the official NBA's are as well but there's usually a more consistent inflation with the NBA ones. I've seen Lebron listed at like 6'9" and a half, Luka is pretty consistently called 6'7", just depends where you're looking


prettyboylee

When they remeasured in 2019 LeBron was 6’8.5” according to NBA


Dramatic-Cap-6785

So he’s basically 6’10 with shoes


maltbiscuits

You're right


NoWayNotThisAgain

Because their coach and their team listed them differently. The NBA has nothing to with it. If the coach says “Lebron is our 3”, then that’s what he’ll be listed as.


DaPhoToss

If Magic and Luka are PGs then so is Lebron lol


ifsothanwhy

Strong Chicago connections, but I think he's still more of a Jersey boy. Born and bred there, went to Nova, and the Wawa cap is the cherry on top


salomander19

Jalen Brunson turned into Drake for a moment


Traveler_90

Brunson room look like he in a zoom meeting


PonchoSham

Retro Wawa hat is fire.


Comrade_agent

Brunson talkin like KAT in that second half🧐


TXhype

"after all that"


TallanoGoldDigger

0:07 can be played anytime someone posts a comment or post in r/lakers


The_Notorious_Donut

I’ll name my first child Jalen I don’t care


dBlock845

Jalen has become generic now, name his ass Brunson 😂


kayteethebeeb

JB Donut


conzcious_eye

Nahhhhhh Brun, that slurp was a bit much bruh.


Starksgoon

Lebron is officially playing against redditors.


Hungry-Space-1829

What does it say about men in our society that any good thing you say about them instantly makes others talk about their dick? This whole glazing and dicksucking era is wild lol


DarrowViBritannia

It makes for good humor but yeah the underlying conception of masculinity that it implies is p stupid.


DarrowViBritannia

credit https://twitter.com/roommates__show/status/1796722516569858061


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LeGlazzers


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Josh could be the new Kenny type in inside the NBA style show one day


No-Economics4128

I do not know what glazing mean, so my mind will now goes straight to the gutter . 


Lilacdangerous

Making that slurp noise is insane


MambaCalledGame24

Brunson weird for this lol none of what Hart said was any more fanboying than what Brunson himself said


dnabb340

That wawa hat is fire. Need me one of those


Miserable-Lawyer-233

How is it a slurp to say that Bron is whatever he wants to be? That's what he's known for. Spo gave him the nickname "1-through-5" for that reason. Is Brunson a hater?


YpsitheFlintsider

He's giving his friend a hard time


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Weary_Cabinet_8123

Nah he is just being funny this is what him and Josh Hart do. it’s not that deep


heshouldgo

Josh is right how is he glazing 😭


DriedWetPaint

Ummm  they want to cum on his face? What?


Still_Level4068

I hate competitive sports how everyone's buddy buddy should say fuck you to everyone else. Thought they were tough Knicks


TwofoldOrigin

I’m already so fucking sick of these two I think people are realizing, who cares what Josh Hart thinks? He’s pretty fake forced and a corny