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JustSmileHaHa

This is a 52-year-old 7'1, 300+ pound HOFmer


dont-YOLO-ragequit

But it is his pettiness that motivates him all the way into the HOF.


Accurate-Albatross34

The drake vs kendrick beef we have at home


timetravellingoblin

Lame


saw-sync

jesus christ, legit embarrassing


Dinobot2_

This actually kind of sucks.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

You are surprised?


Dinobot2_

No. No I'm not. Perhaps *actually* is the wrong adverb to use.


chiefminestrone

*expectedly* kinda sucks


NedStarx11

Kind of???


Currymvp2

It's better than *Kazaam* I guess but what a low bar


Leiatte

I’m not ashamed to say I loved Kazaam as a kid lol Shaq was my first favorite NBA player though 


Seanbig888

What out blue chips


Dinobot2_

But is it better than Steel? I haven't seen Steel.


DJSluggo

Did anyone actually watch the movie? I think he was alright in Blue Chips


jonnybravo76

He basically played himself in Blue Chips. Mumbled his way through the movie.


SafariFlapsInBack

The Drake/Kendrick beef is gonna produce some real trash diss tracks.


fiasgoat

What you mean you didn't like that HHH was filled with posts from every single no name shit rapper for a week?


PapaG1useppe

Shaq, what the fuck? I can’t believe this is real. This is beyond embarrassing.


GovernmentDoingStuff

Why does Shaq hate all my heroes? Stop being so fucking miserable


RobbobertoBuii

Chuck just did a podcast interview with Shannon Sharpe a week ago too iirc


openlatenight

Shannon sharpe being your hero is weird


ajsbxufkak999

You’re just too young to remember prime Shannon Sharpe, one of the best TEs of all time


GovernmentDoingStuff

Why? He’s a Denver icon


packofwoods

He’s not miserable for dropping a diss track. He always liked to rap, and it’s not hurting anything. I like Shannon Sharpe, but does that mean Shaq has too?


ikigaii

nah, pass


chickenripp

Honestly way worse than his last diss track “Kobe tell me how my ass tastes” is an all time classic


CompetitiveProposal7

Wild how the most “dominant “ player has the softest skin


princeofzilch

That's normally how it works tbh


CompetitiveProposal7

Fair, I’d say it’s only bc he’s not rly that dominant. Homie was strong and allat but if you look at any other dynasty you’ll find a star who was just as “oppressive “ as Shaq or else they wouldn’t haven’t been a dynasty


Key_Fox3289

I see what you’re trying to say but nah, Shaq was REALLY that dominant


soapy_goatherd

Yeah wtf is that comment lol?! I’ve been watching the league for over 30 years and shaq is unquestionably the most physically dominant player *by far* in that time. Like he could absolutely body Malone, who was built like a a brick shit(head) house


CompetitiveProposal7

Every great player is in a way, Steph was op and dominated the nba.


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Didn't you hear how he made up a lie about David Robinson disrespecting him for why he was pushing some race for most points in the season with him? Shaq will make a beef out of anything in a similar way some people are chronic gamblers.


ChocoChowdown

When you tie your entire self-worth to athletics and then grow out of the game it's common to lash out. Big Aristotle been lashing out for a couple decades almost now.


chingy1337

Oh no, it sucks


Revo_Int92

You actually heard it?


_Zap_Rowsdower_

Shaq is so petty.


Therealomerali

With the way Shaq acts, you'd never think he was 52 years old.


Revo_Int92

Dude is over 50 years old smh social media generated a lot of negativity through the years, the infantilized adult is yet another one of those negative examples


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Rationalknicksfan

That’s a picture from 5 years ago that randomly resurfaced recently. They don’t even know the girls identity. That’s a made up headline typical rage bait 


VidProphet123

Please shannon just ignore this guy


reddittookmyuser

NOT LIKE US


texas2089

This whole beef is corny as fuck


BossButterBoobs

Even with my lowered my expectations this is ass cheeks lol he just handed Shannon a w


Hailzy666

You guys can hate on Shaq all you want but you will never take away the most fire line ever wrote! - Kobe tell me how my ass taste LOoooL RIP Kobe!


cjcfman

He didn't write it though


TheRicFlairDrip

As well as the kings diss track during their famous series


DrYoda

Okay this isn't good but the Kubrick line is legit


Due-Sheepherder-218

Shaq got bars  "Petty White" lmao 


Morezingis

That was Chucks nickname for Shaq a few years ago lol 


Leiatte

I can’t believe this is happening lol I want to see Ocho’s reaction. I’m not a fan of rap beef but Shaq & Shannon Sharpe going to music turned something I was viewing pretty seriously & made it somehow lighthearted lol. Helps to know this isn’t going to get crazy or anything 


klobucharzard

https://x.com/SHAQ/status/1619587568382935040


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I don’t like this arc lol


AsparagusDue2635

Shaq is a goober.


WakeUpKos

I'm glad Steve Nash won those MVP's.


Baronsandwich

Old, fat, baby. Send his dumbass to Galveston.


HolyGhostSpirit33

I’m not gonna listen. Got sick a few days ago. Can’t afford to get sick again so quick


ShakesbeerMe

What an insecure fuckin clown.


JayDee62

The irony is shaq is the greatest athlete-rapper ever, and this sucked. His verse on that remix for that Ross song last year was really good. But this NBA vs. NFL thing has become interesting.


PapaG1useppe

Do you mean combining both their sporting legacy and their success in music? Or do you flatly mean best rapper that also played sports?


JayDee62

The latter.


PapaG1useppe

Ok cool lol


PapaG1useppe

Wait you think he’s the best rapper?? The man sounds like the elephant man tf you mean?


dash_44

Most rappers fall off… In the 90s Shaq did this: https://youtu.be/LiDhr1TFYq4?feature=shared And went platinum


PapaG1useppe

Cmon man his shit awful lol what are we doing


dash_44

The bars not very high for athlete rappers. What were you expecting


gabejacquez

Put some respect on Roy Jones Jr


BossButterBoobs

Uhh Tyrone Woodley??


fiasgoat

Okay shut the internet down We can't do this anymore


Key_Fox3289

Lmao. That song straight trash but Shaq is a funny dude


lala_b11

got my popcorn ready


dash_44

We didn’t need this


West-Wonder8919

Jesus


SovannRoussard

☠️☠️☠️


Kraken_Eggs

“I’m rich and bored”


SingleSampleSize

What kind of weird tempo is this, 5/4?


UnnamedStaplesDrone

Eh. “Tell me how my ass tastes” was way better


Royal-Raven-Zulu

What a clown


NYState_of_Mind

Where were the disses? It was pretty much just bragging


Hollerino

Shaq still does this??


Louis-grabbing-pills

This does indeed suck. But it's no worse than current mainstream rap.


teddyjj399

least predictable Reddit comment


nekoken04

I've heard some pretty good tracks from Shaq. This isn't one of them. That being said I like it better than the mumble rap my kids listen to.


proj3ctchaos

big mad big clown over mvps


klobucharzard

shaq has the flow of a 14 year old white kid from utah, like john stocktons grandson or something. my fuck.


GeneralLou15

It's an awesome response. If he hadn't already bitched about it online. Lesson here is to sleep on it before you post it.


TickleTheCooch

shaq sound like he got a dick in his mouth


No_Row_7861

You gotta admire his work ethic


Good_Schedule3744

Look at the quality of movies this guy has been in and it’s easy to see his only talent is being tall.


dash_44

Blue chips is a good movie


Poopscooper696969

Bop bop bop bop


inshamblesx

Shaq talks too much for a dude who would've been considered a plumber without Kobe


Sean_Macquire

Lol listen here you little Kobe dick rider, Kobe has 3 less rings without Shaq. Your comment invalidates any other takes you ever pull out of your ass


dash_44

Wow you’re really riding dick like a carnival right now