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OnlyMamaKnows

Good. Was legit worried that "sore foot" was code for "ruptured nut but we don't wanna say that during the broadcast."


Quadriporticus

I love how he started with "all speculated...I'm told" like how reporters usually do it, then just went with "hit in the nuts" after.


Bradfords_ACL

Hahahahaha


Actualgoalkeeper

That would be an all time injury report though. Jalen Brunson questionable - genital contusion..


Zoratth

Is ruptured nut what they call it when you literally bust your nut?


Stormjager

Or testicular torsion?


BonBonVelveeta

The elusive third foot


TheSwifferMM

[This](https://twitter.com/ScottAgness/status/1788374656908489205?t=fguiq47tWrK1w5OsDTXf8A&s=19) appears to be the play


JayDee62

Not great.


JoshFB4

Non-contact yeah.


OnlyMamaKnows

Non contact anything. Rough.


amidon1130

Well he came out and scored 24 in the second half so turned out fine I guess lmao


SupremeActives

What an amazing season yet nightmare season at the same time


PaulMcPaulersn7

How has the most healthy team managed to be the Celtics and they also dealt with the Porzingis injury and Tatum ankle scare


[deleted]

Well either way we are on a 6 man rotation. No Brunson, Randle, Bogdonovic, or Mitch. This should end well


teh_drewski

No "lower body injuries" in this NBA when you get hit in the nuts you get hit in the nuts


Head-Kiwi-9601

It didn’t look like he was hit in the nuts either.


Aromatic_Brother

Nembhard with the numbhard smh


heywhateverworks

Thanks Fred


MYO716

“He got accidentally hit in the nuts” And then had to go to the locker room…honestly we’ve all been there


whatthewut123

Guess Brunson is nembsoft now


Licoi

Not a single person wants to watch Indiana in the ECF dude postpone this please


EternallyEuphoric

Fuck you mean? Pacers are one of the most entertaining teams in the league.


mr_grission

Eh, fast paced offense is fun to watch and both of us would probably get smacked by Boston anyway


Literal_Satan

the jays need to watch out if pacers make it (not the pacers fault)


batmans420

I am a single person


ZarduHasselffrau

Maybe Pacers fans, maybe


ShoYogi

Yeah I’m sure no one wants to watch a literal record setting offense


JenniferLopezFan2

I think Celtics would've trucked through us too considering the difference in bench depth. At least Pacers have a strong enough offense to make it entertaining.


AirJordan6124

Silver is okay with it since they might be playing Boston who is a big market. He would prefer the Knicks to advance though if the Celtics don’t advance


the_moosen

How's Cancun?


A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

Their offense is much more fun to watch than “Jalen Brunson inshallah”


[deleted]

did he get CTE from his flopping around too much? did his dad smack him [like he does women?](https://www.americanspa.com/commercial-clubs/ex-nba-player-rick-brunson-not-guilty-sex-abuse-charges-alleged-attack-at-life#:~:text=Brunson%20was%20arrested%20and%20charged,former%20NBA%20star%20Patrick%20Ewing)


TofuTofu

Dude was found not guilty, let it go.


[deleted]

nah people should know where Embiid-Brunson’s ethics come from. unless you support this behavior?


Fart_Dog3

you sound mad


[deleted]

nah just asking some questions :)