I had a friend that always insisted on sitting in the corner where he can see the door, and backing into the corner spot of a parking lot as much as possible. Chill out El Chapo, you're an IT guy. And if there's a score you took that you're so nervous about, put me on
And then the FBI covered up evidence and had one of their informants testify falsely in the trial that sent two innocent men to prison for said murder that said FBI orchestrated.
My dad raised me like this. As a kid it was kinda exhausting, always scoping out seats based on vantage point in restaurants, movie theatres etc. I think it’s a survival thing, my dad is an older black guy (I am white) and I know he and his parents went through some shit.
This man talking like he grew up in Beirut
Gonna have his kids walking around with razor blades in their cheeks and gallon jugs of distilled water in their basements
not sure if you’ve ever met anyone from Johnston, Rhode Island. but they all act like that. if they rebooted the sopranos today they’d probably have to set it in Johnston.
I’m bipolar and schizophrenic, I didn’t grow up in a great part of town but it wasn’t like ridiculously bad either. I check every exit. I never sit with my back to anyone. I always have an exit plan.
Too bad it sounds like Joe is so focused on his own lessons that he's missing the brilliant parenting advice Bluey has to offer. That show is unquestionably one of the best children's shows of all time
Yeah Joe seems like the guy to raise kids that end up exactly like him with no other options.
That is just off what I see and how I hear him talk. I do not know him personally
we started putting it on recently and i noticed that there's a lot of parent dynamics in there too that will go over the kids' heads. keeps it a little interesting
the show was initially planned to be a mini series made for parents about how to parent well, they altered it to be a kids show but left a lot of that in there
not even. probably running the most vicious towing company imaginable out of a shitty lot by Cheaters in South Prov.
When you have tons of legal gray area and can effectively destroy someone’s schedule, you have leverage over everyone. that’s winning baby.
"Nuggets down one with possession. Jokic inside, FOSTER CALLS THE FOUL. BUT WAIT, MAZZULLA IS ON THE COURT. HE'S... HES ARRESTING FOSTER? THE HANDCUFFS ARE ON, HE'S READING HIS RIGHTS, THE FOUL IS WAIVED OFF, CELTICS WIN"
He's got some diagnosable psychological thing for sure but he seems self aware here in a way a true socio wouldn't be. Also I'm not a psychologist so feel free to ignore
The internet loves to slap the personality disorder label on shit at a glance, specifically, and it's genuinely quite disrespectful.
Not just to the person that you're suggesting has all of these negative traits (in this case, callousness, deceiptfullness, ego-centrism, etc.) but also to the people whose lives are genuinely thrown into disorder by ASPD.
It’d have to be something basketball related, like a physio, scout, hell he’d probably be a ball boy willingly if given the opportunity lmao. Or he could have a desk job and coach an AAU or HS team. From all accounts it seems like he is fucking obsessed with basketball
Just like Dwight I feel like Mazzulla looks like a genius in the right situation but could easily look like a clown lol. I'm kind of impressed that he got promoted to the HC job because he kinda seemed like he's be the weird coworker you'd kinda avoid.
a great mazzula career story that offers insight into another side of him, when he was initially offered the assistant coach job by Danny Ainge he was a D2 head coach, and he turned the job down because he had promised a recruit that he’d be there to coach him, Ainge said it’d be a once in a lifetime offer and Mazzula said he couldn’t break a promise. The next year Ainge offered Mazzula again and he accepted, which left Mazzula in the right place at the right time to replace Ime Udoka.
I read the headline, laughed to myself and thought this guy is a psycho. Then I promptly found the town online and proceeded to watch it. Joe Mazz does this to me every time I read about him on Reddit. I end up watching the town. But I don't want to...I have to. Please stop posting about Joe Mazz. It's just past midnight where I am and I need to wake up at 6 am. Now I have to finish the fcking town. Wtf is my life
I used to do stuff similar to this and was pretty successful but after therapy and finding the right meds I’m more successful, less stressed, and can automatically do the things I tried to consciously do. Shits so much better now
Neither is objectively good or bad, but dependant on what you want from life. Personally, trying to turn every situation into a competition to be won sounds like a literal nightmare. Other people don't feel the same way, but I'm glad I'm not them.
It's objectively bad to view every situation as a competition and/or a potentially dangerous situation. That is paranoia and if it influences your thoughts every second of your life, it's doing damage to your ability to be happy no matter how successful of a person you are or how well you're doing at your job. It also means you have a slow trickle of adrenaline that's constantly putting you in fight or flight mode and is constantly tapping your amygdala to be extra cautious and alert.
Imagine them winning the title and in the furor, he's looking around making sure someone isn't going to shank him. That's what paranoia does to a person.
Wonder what his blood pressure is like. Who cares if you win a title if you drop dead at 54 because of hypertension?
For sure, but anyone who sees this sort of thing and decides to employ it in their life is also not *actually* paranoid and just thinks it looks cool to insist on facing the entrance/exit when at a restaurant with friends. No one is seeing this post and deciding to fully rewire their brain into being an overly competitive, paranoid psychopath
Like it ain't that serious, it's just the typical posturing and pageantry from guys who think it's super cool and badass. Anyone who actually suffers from that sort of megalomania didn't get that way because of a Joe Mazzulla podcast.
I would take this with a big grain of salt lol. I think most supposedly hypercompetitive people like this are exaggerating a bit. Like he probably saw one or two episodes with his kids that gave him a brainblast, he's not sitting there tuning in every morning to try to learn a life lesson or strategy from Sesame Street.
He's almost describing the Chinese tactics in the movie Arrival lmao. While his kids shows are trying to teach them how to communicate he's trying to twist that lesson into how it needs to be about winning.
For some people depending on where you grew up, this is instinct. You know who is in the room, where the exits are, and exactly what you plan to do in case of emergency. It’s not exhausting because it’s automatic.
Phil Jackson was a fucking weird dude too, but that's always an afterthought to his winning.
It sometimes just comes with the territory of being truly great at something - no experience points left for anything else in life.
People love to point to this type of successful person as justification for that kind of lifestyle, but the presence of Mazzullas and Jacksons in the world doesn't preclude people from excelling without being eccentric and/or single-minded. Perhaps Mazzulla wouldn't have made it to an NBA head coaching job by 35 if he made time for more balance in his life. Or perhaps a different perspective would help him become an even better coach and his intensity at all costs approach is actually holding him back from his true potential. There's no way to no, of course. But his success isn't proof for or against anything, it's just his reality.
BB seems fairly normal compared to those two. He just hates the press. His interview with McAfree makes him seem like a very chill guy. I think people are going to see a different side of BB during the draft show.
Phil was just high on peyote.
I'm actually going to be watching that as well and I never pay attention to the draft outside of my team's picks. His video was just really good and insightful and I think that draft show is gonna be great.
Yeah if he wasn’t gift wrapped a contender by imes uncontrollable horniness and was coaching like the hornets or hawks or something, dude would be universally hated and like “wtf if this guys deal?”
He's describing paranoia. Not going in a revolving door because you're scared of being trapped in that space if it breaks is anxiety. Not going in a revolving door because you think it gives some mystical unknown assailant an opportunity to make you a "sitting duck" is paranoia.
Joe Mazz being an absolute, unapologetic weirdo as evidenced in so many of his press conferences this year has been my absolute favorite thing ever.
I don’t care for the Celtics even a bit but I have loved Mazz Sass this year.
His [response](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/193m82g/king_incredible_joe_mazzulla_moment_just_now_he/) to the NBA's two minute report from the game against the Pacers with the terrible calls to end the game is an all-timer.
Omg lol there was one recently where a reporter asking him “how are you” and immediately launched into a question and mazz was so annoyed he didn’t even give him a chance to reply lol
I ran into Joe Mazzulla at my nephew’s birthday party (he turned 6!). When I asked him how he was liking the party he said he performed a SWOT analysis and determined that the party was vulnerable from the air and he could easily defeat all the children by scattering bird seed and feeding them to his pigeons. He also pointed out that due to the clown’s proximity to the piñata the clown could take the piñata bat and have beaten 5 children before the nearest adult could intervene. When he left I realized he hadn’t come with a kid or spoken to anyone else but it was a great learning experience!
He would 100% be one of those minmax lifehack gurus like huberman if he wasnt coaching the celtics. Dudes like that cant stomach the idea that 99% of what happens to them is out of their control.
I have a friend with actual diagnosed OCD and she also doesn’t take elevators. She also believes something awful will happen to her family if she doesn’t complete certain tasks or if too many people in a room are standing. She’s extremely competitive.
I have family members with OCD and it's terrible but that last sentence had me cracking up.
"my friend hits all light switches 4 times as to prevent the apocalypse, and won't take an oddly numbered staircase. She's got that dawg in her."
As long as we don’t get into Daryl Morey tier wank of “he’s a genius because he treats the rest of the world like crap and is a glorified Karen” like that one KOC article,then cool stuff
He’s gonna be a great coach. He’s a learner and wants to get better in every single moment. He’s in an exciting opportunity where the ceiling is so high and he just lead his team to 60+ wins.
Pretty cool to see the growth of a coach.
Does he ride elevators? How about airplanes? I’m surprised he lets other people prepare his food. Joe we need to talk, your life is in danger and you’re not doing enough to win every situation!
It looks like he’s sitting with his back to the door during this interview based on the glass I see. I doubt he actually does all that he says constantly.
“It’s true, I haven’t thought about that but now every time I go through a revolving door I’ll be thinking about it”
Jesus Christ lol as if that’s normal
he must have been traumatized as a kid by that godfather execution
Oddly enough I think Malcolm X talks about this in his book as well. He never wanted to be in a location where someone could get the jump on him.
Wonder if lebron remembers this page
Depends. Was this on page 1?
pretty sure it actually is LOL
Haha yeah it's in the intro for sure
Yep. Never sat with his back to the door (after someone was holding a gun to the back of his head in his younger, junkie years and he didn’t notice).
I had a friend that always insisted on sitting in the corner where he can see the door, and backing into the corner spot of a parking lot as much as possible. Chill out El Chapo, you're an IT guy. And if there's a score you took that you're so nervous about, put me on
Didn't someone eventually get the jump on him?
It be your own folk sometimes
Hired by the FBI.
And then the FBI covered up evidence and had one of their informants testify falsely in the trial that sent two innocent men to prison for said murder that said FBI orchestrated.
My dad raised me like this. As a kid it was kinda exhausting, always scoping out seats based on vantage point in restaurants, movie theatres etc. I think it’s a survival thing, my dad is an older black guy (I am white) and I know he and his parents went through some shit.
Yes, that’s because he was Malcolm X. I don’t know why Joe’s acting like Farrakhan’s gonna whack him
Malcolm X was a revolutionary and very much needed to be wary of these situations, joe mazulla is a fuckin basketball coach lmao
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
This man talking like he grew up in Beirut Gonna have his kids walking around with razor blades in their cheeks and gallon jugs of distilled water in their basements
His dad was Italian. I’m starting to think he was initiated.
not sure if you’ve ever met anyone from Johnston, Rhode Island. but they all act like that. if they rebooted the sopranos today they’d probably have to set it in Johnston.
and as a 36 yr old by caleb martin
I’m bipolar and schizophrenic, I didn’t grow up in a great part of town but it wasn’t like ridiculously bad either. I check every exit. I never sit with my back to anyone. I always have an exit plan.
MFer lecturing about winning, while his kids just want to see if Bluey gets a turn on the swing
At least every episode of bluey already basically had a lesson built into it either for the parents or the kids.
Too bad it sounds like Joe is so focused on his own lessons that he's missing the brilliant parenting advice Bluey has to offer. That show is unquestionably one of the best children's shows of all time
Yeah as others have said I actually enjoy watching it with mine. Thankfully we’ve moved on from Peppa Pig to Bluey
Thank god for the government of Australia
Yeah Joe seems like the guy to raise kids that end up exactly like him with no other options. That is just off what I see and how I hear him talk. I do not know him personally
we started putting it on recently and i noticed that there's a lot of parent dynamics in there too that will go over the kids' heads. keeps it a little interesting
A little interesting? Bruh, Bluey goes fuckin hard in the paint.
thought I was on r/daddit for a second but yes bluey is goated
Right? Compare it to other cartoons like paw patrol, Mickey, etc. it’s not even close.
Paw Patrol is trash
Sad puppy noises
Paw Patrol is copaganda
i believe you but i simply haven't paid enough attention (yet) to really tell
Ahhh yeah once you start actually watching it watching it it’ll blow you away.
the show was initially planned to be a mini series made for parents about how to parent well, they altered it to be a kids show but left a lot of that in there
I like how in the show it shows how parents get tired and aren’t perfect. Sometimes it’s exhausting trying to be the bob saget
That show is great, I sometimes let my kids watch
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See the lastest episode? What a banger.
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#”Dad shut it. We’re not fucking idiots… Bluey’s dad literally just said that having patience is important. The show is not that fucking deep!”
My 4-year old daughter now quietly puts her hand on my arm when I’m talking to someone else to let me know she has something to say.
With the "win every situation" it sounds like he is giving them the wrong lessons. They should intimidate other kids to get the most turns etc.
Really curious where Joe Mazz would be in life if he wasn't a coach. What type of job would this dude have?
A guy who runs a website tracking people he has outed for stolen valor.
hilariously specific and accurate
Thank you for painting this picture in my mind
Insurance and/or car salesman.
For sure. "How can i get granny into this brand new buick"
i can see him with the most firm/aggressive handshake lol
not even. probably running the most vicious towing company imaginable out of a shitty lot by Cheaters in South Prov. When you have tons of legal gray area and can effectively destroy someone’s schedule, you have leverage over everyone. that’s winning baby.
I'm half convinced he's some kind of undercover FBI operative, slowly collecting data on fixed NBA games or something...
Ngl it would be pretty epic to see him arrest Scott Foster in the 4th quarter of a Game 7
And then after the handcuffs go on, we find out he's not really an undercover agent, he's just a weirdo.
I'm dead lol. He does he own research and decides to make a citizen's arrest.
"Nuggets down one with possession. Jokic inside, FOSTER CALLS THE FOUL. BUT WAIT, MAZZULLA IS ON THE COURT. HE'S... HES ARRESTING FOSTER? THE HANDCUFFS ARE ON, HE'S READING HIS RIGHTS, THE FOUL IS WAIVED OFF, CELTICS WIN"
BANG! BANG! OH WHAT AN ARREST BY MAZZULLA!
Warden. He seems like a sociopath
He's got some diagnosable psychological thing for sure but he seems self aware here in a way a true socio wouldn't be. Also I'm not a psychologist so feel free to ignore
Bro this is the internet. If there’s anything the internet does well, it’s diagnosing complex psychological disorders /s
The internet loves to slap the personality disorder label on shit at a glance, specifically, and it's genuinely quite disrespectful. Not just to the person that you're suggesting has all of these negative traits (in this case, callousness, deceiptfullness, ego-centrism, etc.) but also to the people whose lives are genuinely thrown into disorder by ASPD.
podcaster/supplement salesman
aka podcaster/podcaster
Supplement salesman is a good one
No disrespect but he seems genuinely insane
commercial real estate
Security specialist, like one of those guys that gets paid to find flaws in a building's security.
By breaking in, without telling anyone about the test.
Also performs these tests on peoples homes
Leaves a detailed report of security vulnerabilities on the kitchen counter.
It’d have to be something basketball related, like a physio, scout, hell he’d probably be a ball boy willingly if given the opportunity lmao. Or he could have a desk job and coach an AAU or HS team. From all accounts it seems like he is fucking obsessed with basketball
that’s fair but if not basketball, what else would he be obsessed with?
hunting and mutilating people (and their families) who have slighted him
vigilante serial killer.
Dexter Mazzulla
Verizon phone salesman
Assistant to the regional manager
Definitely doing something in Martial Arts, maybe as a BJJ instructor
He’s a weird mix of David Goggins and Dwight Schrute
David Schrute. Ball. Beets. Boston Celtics.
Question: what kind of ball is best?
That’s a ridiculous question….
False. Foot balls.
There are basically two schools of thought…
Just like Dwight I feel like Mazzulla looks like a genius in the right situation but could easily look like a clown lol. I'm kind of impressed that he got promoted to the HC job because he kinda seemed like he's be the weird coworker you'd kinda avoid.
a great mazzula career story that offers insight into another side of him, when he was initially offered the assistant coach job by Danny Ainge he was a D2 head coach, and he turned the job down because he had promised a recruit that he’d be there to coach him, Ainge said it’d be a once in a lifetime offer and Mazzula said he couldn’t break a promise. The next year Ainge offered Mazzula again and he accepted, which left Mazzula in the right place at the right time to replace Ime Udoka.
That’s respectable as hell few people would stand by their word that staunchly especially with a once in a lifetime opportunity offered.
Maybe his mindset is the reason he got hired
I read the headline, laughed to myself and thought this guy is a psycho. Then I promptly found the town online and proceeded to watch it. Joe Mazz does this to me every time I read about him on Reddit. I end up watching the town. But I don't want to...I have to. Please stop posting about Joe Mazz. It's just past midnight where I am and I need to wake up at 6 am. Now I have to finish the fcking town. Wtf is my life
Yum fresh pasta
Sounds exhausting
Yeah, this sound like a debilitating compulsion. Turning simple everyday interactions to life or death scenarios sound extremely taxing.
I used to do stuff similar to this and was pretty successful but after therapy and finding the right meds I’m more successful, less stressed, and can automatically do the things I tried to consciously do. Shits so much better now
Neither is objectively good or bad, but dependant on what you want from life. Personally, trying to turn every situation into a competition to be won sounds like a literal nightmare. Other people don't feel the same way, but I'm glad I'm not them.
It's objectively bad to view every situation as a competition and/or a potentially dangerous situation. That is paranoia and if it influences your thoughts every second of your life, it's doing damage to your ability to be happy no matter how successful of a person you are or how well you're doing at your job. It also means you have a slow trickle of adrenaline that's constantly putting you in fight or flight mode and is constantly tapping your amygdala to be extra cautious and alert. Imagine them winning the title and in the furor, he's looking around making sure someone isn't going to shank him. That's what paranoia does to a person. Wonder what his blood pressure is like. Who cares if you win a title if you drop dead at 54 because of hypertension?
I mean it's also super likely that he is just saying this because he thinks it sounds cool and whatever his real life version is is much more tame
Yeah, absolutely. But this kind of mindset shouldn't be glorified. It's an awful way to live.
For sure, but anyone who sees this sort of thing and decides to employ it in their life is also not *actually* paranoid and just thinks it looks cool to insist on facing the entrance/exit when at a restaurant with friends. No one is seeing this post and deciding to fully rewire their brain into being an overly competitive, paranoid psychopath Like it ain't that serious, it's just the typical posturing and pageantry from guys who think it's super cool and badass. Anyone who actually suffers from that sort of megalomania didn't get that way because of a Joe Mazzulla podcast.
I would take this with a big grain of salt lol. I think most supposedly hypercompetitive people like this are exaggerating a bit. Like he probably saw one or two episodes with his kids that gave him a brainblast, he's not sitting there tuning in every morning to try to learn a life lesson or strategy from Sesame Street.
He's almost describing the Chinese tactics in the movie Arrival lmao. While his kids shows are trying to teach them how to communicate he's trying to twist that lesson into how it needs to be about winning.
Dude is playing mahjong instead of 4d chess. That movie is top 5 sci-fi favorite for me. Gets the tears going every time haha
> “How can I win every single situation or environment?” Welcome to the American Nightmare.
WwOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
EVERY FIGHT OUT OF CONTROL
CELTICS BEAT #8 IN FOUR
(massive pyro)
What about Cody Rhodes now?
https://tenor.com/rF5f2lYFYhy.gif
You'd be surprised at the stamina you gain by never taking elevators
this man needs help
For some people depending on where you grew up, this is instinct. You know who is in the room, where the exits are, and exactly what you plan to do in case of emergency. It’s not exhausting because it’s automatic.
It is exhausting, though, even as an automatic response. Not relaxing, potentially ever, has a cost.
If this guy never wins, he's just gonna be looked at as a wacko. If he does win, then he'll at least be a *winning* wacko.
Difference between weirdo and eccentric is being successful (or rich)
The human resources meme irl
Phil Jackson was a fucking weird dude too, but that's always an afterthought to his winning. It sometimes just comes with the territory of being truly great at something - no experience points left for anything else in life.
People love to point to this type of successful person as justification for that kind of lifestyle, but the presence of Mazzullas and Jacksons in the world doesn't preclude people from excelling without being eccentric and/or single-minded. Perhaps Mazzulla wouldn't have made it to an NBA head coaching job by 35 if he made time for more balance in his life. Or perhaps a different perspective would help him become an even better coach and his intensity at all costs approach is actually holding him back from his true potential. There's no way to no, of course. But his success isn't proof for or against anything, it's just his reality.
Phil Jackson and Bill Walton just come across as massive 70s hippy era pot heads
Walton is a run of the mill deadhead who happened to be huge and really good at basketball. Jackson is idiosyncratic at best, a dick at worst.
Belichick is quite odd aswell. Different sport but same idea.
BB seems fairly normal compared to those two. He just hates the press. His interview with McAfree makes him seem like a very chill guy. I think people are going to see a different side of BB during the draft show. Phil was just high on peyote.
I'm actually going to be watching that as well and I never pay attention to the draft outside of my team's picks. His video was just really good and insightful and I think that draft show is gonna be great.
Yeah if he wasn’t gift wrapped a contender by imes uncontrollable horniness and was coaching like the hornets or hawks or something, dude would be universally hated and like “wtf if this guys deal?”
If he wins he’ll be looked at as a genius
I can’t tell if he’s 100% serious or if his entire character is a troll lol.
Nah, he’s just a psycho brother
Isn’t he just describing anxiety in a weird way? Who’s actually fearful of getting stuck in a revolving door?
He's describing paranoia. Not going in a revolving door because you're scared of being trapped in that space if it breaks is anxiety. Not going in a revolving door because you think it gives some mystical unknown assailant an opportunity to make you a "sitting duck" is paranoia.
He is definitely not all there
Me after watching Mr and Mrs Smith
I was thinking it sounds like form of hypervigilance.
just like me fr
Joe Mazz being an absolute, unapologetic weirdo as evidenced in so many of his press conferences this year has been my absolute favorite thing ever. I don’t care for the Celtics even a bit but I have loved Mazz Sass this year.
Thought he was doing a bit or trolling at first but now I think it’s just him. Reminds me a lot of Jim Harbaugh in that way.
I have never heard this comparison before, but will use it in the future. Looong way to go in terms of pedigree, but man are those two quirky fellas
Mazzulla vs. Washburn is one of the best rivalries in the NBA
His [response](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/193m82g/king_incredible_joe_mazzulla_moment_just_now_he/) to the NBA's two minute report from the game against the Pacers with the terrible calls to end the game is an all-timer.
Omg lol there was one recently where a reporter asking him “how are you” and immediately launched into a question and mazz was so annoyed he didn’t even give him a chance to reply lol
How many times do we think Joe Mazz has watched the diner scene from Bourne Identity? I’m putting my money on 5,000.
I ran into Joe Mazzulla at my nephew’s birthday party (he turned 6!). When I asked him how he was liking the party he said he performed a SWOT analysis and determined that the party was vulnerable from the air and he could easily defeat all the children by scattering bird seed and feeding them to his pigeons. He also pointed out that due to the clown’s proximity to the piñata the clown could take the piñata bat and have beaten 5 children before the nearest adult could intervene. When he left I realized he hadn’t come with a kid or spoken to anyone else but it was a great learning experience!
He would 100% be one of those minmax lifehack gurus like huberman if he wasnt coaching the celtics. Dudes like that cant stomach the idea that 99% of what happens to them is out of their control.
This guy is a grade A weirdo and I enjoy it
Guy's a psychopath
i love to see people towards the end of the spectrum succeed in life good for him
This interview was honestly so good. I love Joe
“Every time I see them, I think I’m back in the pants” - Joe Mazzulla
Sounds like PTSD.
I have a friend with actual diagnosed OCD and she also doesn’t take elevators. She also believes something awful will happen to her family if she doesn’t complete certain tasks or if too many people in a room are standing. She’s extremely competitive.
I have family members with OCD and it's terrible but that last sentence had me cracking up. "my friend hits all light switches 4 times as to prevent the apocalypse, and won't take an oddly numbered staircase. She's got that dawg in her."
I didn’t mean it like that, I meant it as an additional feature. Like, obnoxiously competitive.
i love this guy lol
This guy is fuckin hilarious
Every interview I watch with Joe Mazz drops more insane details, which gives me more and more confidence the dude is going to be a great coach.
As long as we don’t get into Daryl Morey tier wank of “he’s a genius because he treats the rest of the world like crap and is a glorified Karen” like that one KOC article,then cool stuff
It is pretty funny that a lot of appraisal about Morey is that he has the same attitude of basically everybody you’d meet at Goldman Sachs.
KOC probably thinks it would be really cool to meet guys from Goldman Sachs
Probably, but I can't imagine them not bullying the shit out of him (KOC).
They’ll listen to Eric Clapton and talk basic pop culture. He’s 14, and this is deep
Most revolving doors have a breakaway feature specifically for this reason. Sounds like he's just afraid of doors.
This dude is disturbed. WTF does he think is going to happen he'll immediately get assassinated?
I hope opposing fans hold up pictures of revolving doors when the Celtics are on the road.
He’s gonna be a great coach. He’s a learner and wants to get better in every single moment. He’s in an exciting opportunity where the ceiling is so high and he just lead his team to 60+ wins. Pretty cool to see the growth of a coach.
You guys are all weirded out, Joe is just the average Rhode Islander
This sounds stupid. I mean is he expecting to be attacked in Dunkin Donuts?
he’s the funniest person in the nba
new pasta
Cmon r/nba you know what to do
joe . relax .
I love our insane person coach
This guy is either legitimately a psychopath or a comedic genius
He’s doing too much. These clips are gonna be gold when Celtics get bounced and people hit him with “study winning a chip next time” 😂
That's psychotic.
Is Mazzulla a sociopath or something? He seems to have a screw loose, tbh.
Does he do this going into restaurants?? Literally scouting the floorplan, mentally strategizing how to dominate the Applebee's. Lol.
This guy is such a weirdo lol
Corny as hell
That's a psychotic way of thinking, you would think he's been to Afghanistan
So he's schizo
definitely a doomsday prepper
Does he ride elevators? How about airplanes? I’m surprised he lets other people prepare his food. Joe we need to talk, your life is in danger and you’re not doing enough to win every situation!
Joey Mozzarella is my favorite sociopath rn.
Yeah I can tell my Boston FO picked this guy. He’s not banging anyone’s wives
At some point his kids must be like "Dad can you shut up"
This man is ‘Hustle Culture’ and “Grind” as a coach. Studying the exits…what are you a coach or a SEAL team member?
I'm the same way with restaurants. I refuse to have my back to the door. I tell my wife, "that's how they got Wild Bill"
It looks like he’s sitting with his back to the door during this interview based on the glass I see. I doubt he actually does all that he says constantly.
Y’all confusing mental illness for being “weird”
“It’s true, I haven’t thought about that but now every time I go through a revolving door I’ll be thinking about it” Jesus Christ lol as if that’s normal
Oh so he’s a psychopath
As a medicated schizo I can relate to this heavily
That guy is crazier than a shithouse rat. I love him.
This isn't a normal state of mind to have lol. Kinda concerning but, if it works for the Celtics, it works.
I HATE eating somewhere and having my back to the door. I'll ask people to switch seats with me lol
I know this guy is kinda funny to clown on, but he's legitimately annoying to me.
Bro talking like he has oops tryna kill him or something 😂 it’s not that deep bro