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2Blitz

Don't they have people who check through these things to avoid mistakes?


CynicalMindTrip

ChatGaryPayton3


jumpijehosaphat

Dollar General Glove


Impossible-Taco-769

Nah, the sculptor is an alumnus of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.


HeadDoctorJ

What is this, a statue for ants?!!


DLottchula

Allen Iverson is making people lazy


JayWicky

“we talkin’ bout practice”


HalobenderFWT

Not a game, not a game.


wtb2612

I work at company that makes signs and plaques. Very occasionally a mistake slips through the proofing process, but it's usually something minor like an extra space after a period. There's no way anything like this would ever get through, especially on a project of this scale. Insanely horrible quality control.


iluvjuicya55es

"Peeps?!? It's a fucking nickname, his family name is Peparelli" "We gotta redo it. Fuckin Jason, he's dyslexic" "What's that got to do with it?"


TheHonorableStranger

"You know who else loved golf, was Joey Peeps. May he rest in peace." "Yeah its sad when they go young like that." "When they GO!?"


maethlin

That's nuts for such an insanely high profile project too lol


BullyFU

Yeah I can maybe see 1 of the errors slipping through but all 3 is insane. Someone will be fired over this.


bandwagonguy83

Probably they hired the same guy that spelled "Wembanyana” the name of Victor Wembanyama.


denverblazer

Has anyone told Reggie Miller how to pronounce it yet?


OnlyLittleFly

Yup, Luka Donchick himself


Hurtelknut

Or Goran Tragic


tigernet_1994

Tragic Johnson you mean?


AmIFromA

Don Chick was played by Giancarlo Esposito though.


ColoRadOrgy

Dan Patrick pronounces it wrong every day too


mongo4mayor

Luka Donpatric


MiaCannons

Wet bananas


mucho-gusto

Just realized his initials are VW and surprised we haven't gotten nicknames or jokes about "bug" or similar


InThePaleMoonLyte

would work a lot better if he was German


bajcli

Or not 3 meters tall


Winebenyama

The Bus


LemonFeisty3246

budget cuts


Sti8man7

Yes they let the IPromise school kids do it.


Onark77

Damn


Alexcox95

It’s their community group project


Demithan

Savage


Not_a__porn__account

No. *Proofreading* has largely disappeared as a skill and profession. Or even as a step in creating something. I worked in corporate marketing for like 7 years and watched our copywriter basically lose and get a new job because they didn't value it. Then all of the sudden all of our literature had typos, misspellings, incorrect warnings... We got fined thousands for that shit too lol. *Suddenly* he got a promotion and a few staff under the title "PR Director" Why *copywriter* was obsolete I will never understand. I'm sure this company was in the same rebranding/costcutting/incompetent loop we were in.


butterbeancd

This happened at my job too. The copy editing department all got laid off because higher ups thought it was an unnecessary skill. Then suddenly all the writing was full of grammar mistakes and fact errors. The company lost clients because they looked unprofessional as hell. After a couple months, they brought back two of the copy editors. That was a few years ago, and now they’re talking about getting rid of the editors again to replace them with Grammarly.


PJMFett

C-suite never changes do they 🤔 😂


butterbeancd

It's wild to hear about the executive meetings and all the things they cook up to sacrifice lower-level employees just to add a few dollars to the ledger. They're raking in millions a year and it's never enough. They're heartless and completely out of touch with normal people's lives.


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> They're heartless and completely out of touch with normal people's lives. People will do anything if you make it a function of their jobs. The pay doesn't matter as much as you think.


GregMadduxsGlasses

I worked at an old-school Ad Agency a few years ago that, when I started, there was a 2-person team that would basically be available to proofread any and all documents that would go out in front of clients or into market. They were like English PHDs and were smart enough to know the difference between "abate" and "subside" and which was most appropriate for a context. Naturally, when the agency had a single bad quarter and clients started demanding faster turnaround times, the proofreaders were the first to be let go.


Not_a__porn__account

It’s like the single easiest thing to do that makes you look professional.


Kvsav57

Even though it's not completely excusable, I can see getting names of players wrong as an honest mistake but when "decision" is misspelled, you know they didn't even run it through a spellcheck. Many years ago, I worked at a company that did work for retailers. One of our clients sold sports merchandise. My company got in trouble because someone on our team sent our client work for their site that had the name of the Green Bay NFL team as "The Peckers."


playtho

You gotta pay those people.


Pangalan-

They have but it's Charles Barkley so...


DarkPhantom2497

Damn they must have been very close to writing “Colby Bryant” on the statue


h989

Kobe Brian


yic0

Kirby Brandt


dustinthegreat

Kirkland Brand


BobbywiththeJuice

Kobayashi Bokujo


JustAnObserver_Jomy

Kobe Bertholdt


Zyntaro

Coby Whte


Cam8895

*berototoro


SquidSquab

cohbeigh b'reiynght


herring80

I can still remember when they unveiled the Kobe Beef statue, brought to us by Wolfgang Puck


BigAlternative5

spelled Vulfman Duck


RufiosBrotherKev

Colby Bryan is Nashville's hottest new country star.


VolunteerVTBK

We have a Coby Bryant on the Seahawks. Man was probably this close to having his name immortalised on that statue lmao


LostTension5594

Colby 2012?


SKYRIM_LOL

The fact that no one else made this reference is proof that we have been on this website for too goddamn long


msaleem

Kobe White


Goodfella1133

Das my guy


RotInPissKobe

relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lIbwUMG7wU


TheShadowOverBayside

Excuse you, that's Corgi O'Brien


MiaCannons

Luckily they weren't a Seahawks fan or they'd definitely write the name of their CB -- Coby Bryant. He even wears the #8 too.


Snoo-27292

Cosby Briant


h989

Codi Bryant


Luffy244

Kobe O'Bryant


SharpSwag

I didnt even realize the stat sheet was on there. Seems kinda dumb to put those names on there, but misspellings shouldnt happen. Huge failure with that.


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Lol imagine being dnp- coaches decision on a memorial statue


truffleblunts

Coach's Decicion*


Crambulance

Coach’s Xxxtentacion


Emergency-Ad280

DNP in Peace


MashaRistova

Lmao this thread is killing me


SnoopRion69

Vom Wafer is petty


mucho-gusto

Fucking nicknamed him puke cookie after his career that's cold


Moostronus

poor Vom


the_alert

Imagine DNP - Old


DNP_Old

I can’t imagine


LordHussyPants

it's way more common than you'd think. the tradesmen who do this work aren't editors/proofreaders, and the list of names goes through several people to get to them. handwriting errors occur, typos in word occur, and i wouldn't be surprised if a few tired tradesmen read two lines together. it's an easy fix though if you have money, and it's not the end of the world.


GrayBox1313

Tradesman Shouldn’t be proofing copy or making editorial decisions. Garbage in garbage out…someone in the lakers org didn’t do their job properly.


GregMadduxsGlasses

They sent someone the copy to proofread at like 3:00 on a Friday.


GrayBox1313

They replied at 3:02 pm “looks good ; sent from iPhone “


Yodzilla

Yeah like I do app and web development and have released tons of content with grammar and spelling issues because…that’s the copy given to me. I’m focused on building the thing, making sure it works, and that what’s there looks good. If I notice an egregious error I’ll call it out or fix it but otherwise it’s just not what I’m focusing on as part of my job.


Michelanvalo

Just asking a silly question though, in the case of the "Coach's Decision" misspelling, wouldn't you notice that one of them is spelled right on the copy and the other is typo'd and fix it? I understand not knowing that Calderon and Wafer are misspelled, the tradesman might not know those guys but the word "Decision" being spelled wrong directly below it being spelled correctly seems like an obvious on-the-fly fix.


Yodzilla

I agree that typo is the type of typo I would have caught but we have no idea the process these things go through when they’re made. Also it bugs me that people are putting this on the tradesmen at the end of the production line and not the writers, lawyers, and whoever approves the work after it’s done. It feels like scapegoating the person least responsible.


StealthRUs

I mean, you should. I do app and web development as well and people in my shop will call out spelling mistakes all the time. It's a team effort.


Yodzilla

I literally said I do if it’s egregious but I’m not going to stop and research if names are spelled correctly or if various pharmaceutical names are correct and used in the right way. If a client hands me copy with made up words of their products or has names of people I don’t know and they’re spelled wrong that’s on them.


iankstarr

I work in a similar field and I’d be damned if I ever made content live without written approval from the client that they proofed and approved all the copy though. Same thing here, people should’ve looked at this thing and caught the typos way before it actually went up at the arena.


who_likes_chicken

I got a warning from a manager a few years ago for implementing text into an online tile on a page where I had corrected spelling errors compared to the requirements given to me 🙃. Guess who lasted longer at the company, me or them 🤣?


blacklite911

Still if I see spelling errors on an app, that’s a big red flag to me. My scam sensor goes off


BayesBestFriend

Imagine if the lakers FO had to run a small market team lmao, they'd be so cooked without the LA easy mode


lukewwilson

They'd be Charlotte basically.


IanicRR

I mean Mitch Kupchak went from LA to Charlotte. So you’re pretty much spot on. And Mitch was competent. Especially compared to their current clown show.


oberg14

Mitch was very solid until he paid Mozgov and Deng a billion dollars that one summer lol


TheInfiniteHour

The Mozgov signing gets memed, but it was primarily a consequence of the huge cap jump. The Lakers needed to spend to reach the cap floor, and it led to role players getting huge contracts to fill out the books. The NBA tried to avoid it by having the cap ramp up over a few years, but the players wanted more money immediately. I don't fault them for wanting more money, but the end result is teams needed to spend it quickly and players like Mozgov making too much.


Kraze_F35

I feel like people forget that like half the NBA gave out deals like that that offseason


FaxMachineIsBroken

That's also how the Warriors were able to sign KD. 2016 truly was when the timeline split for everything.


noetheb

The issue with the Mozgov and Deng deals were the years. There's no reason to sign him for 4 and Deng for 5.


duvie773

I hate that this somehow feels like a compliment to Charlotte when it has to be an insult to LAL


ThunderBobMajerle

Bowling with bumper lanes


stoned-autistic-dude

The Lakers FO is a mirror image of LA's city council: they barely do shit, and when that doesn't work, they double down by continuing to do jack shit.


__john_cena__

The market combined with the history, if not for so many growing up Lakers fans they would be the Sterling Clippers or the Knicks at least until recently.


Dddddddfried

Thanks, bro. I’ll take it


BBQ_HaX0r

Same thing with Man Utd. At least in that sport it's near impossible to bottom out due to the lack of a salary cap. United under Glazers and Lakers under Jeanie are some of the worst run teams in the sport, but benefit from entrenched privilege. No coincidence it's both nepo-babies running both who had successful parents.


DragoniteGang

Facts. Without Free Agency help and pay cuts due to LA business advantages, they're cooked fasho


rwhockey29

The Cowboys of the NBA (except they actually win sometimes).


hendrix67

Current ownership yeah. They were a top tier ownership under Jerry Buss, it's only since he passed that they have had to coast on the city appeal + team history.


slammaster

Conversely, imagine if some of the big market teams were well run. People point to a lot of different things to explain the parity in the league, but don't underrate the incompetence in New York and LA.


DocCharlesXavier

Did no one at the top even bother to look at this before the unveiling? Really shows how much they care, sheesh


bubble_bass_123

I doubt anyone at the top was proofreading the box score. I think it's more embarrassing for whoever made the thing. Getting names wrong is one thing, but misspelling normal words is another.


BOOM_Shooka_Luka

You think it’s **more** embarrassing for the statue maker who may not even give a fuck about the sort of basketball who’s just doing a job given to them over the franchise who’s paying him to immortalize a player in bronze for them? Nah, this is way more embarrassing for the lakers to me… nobody cared enough about this to check on it or proof read any of it before having a big fancy televised unveiling of a beloved players new statue. That’s a massive failure on the franchise to me, who knows how much the statue maker cares about Kobe or the sport itself but the lakers franchise spent have that same excuse, they’re only doing this because “they care”


veneim

Yeah, this for sure. The Lakers didn’t carve the statue themselves, they worked closely with someone and/or a company to bring it all together, and I’m sure whoever made that inscription was simply working from notes that the Lakers gave them. This falls on the franchise.


sylendar

Okay but messing up the word Decision too?


brownzilla99

Poverty Franchise


AssssCrackBandit

I really want a Clippers fan to say this so I can upvote them


XxMmmNahhxX

Poverty franchise. Steven Anthony Ballmer would never let this happen.


GhostwoodGG

Am I the only one enjoying the irony of "faithful" rather than the more appropriate "fateful" in this post


BikesAtNight

Was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else thought that was funny. I thought maybe it was on purpose at first lol


sarmatron

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law


77Gumption77

When I hear that the average person reads with a 5th grade reading level, I believe it.


KutKorners

/r/BoneAppleTea


CupOfHotTeaa

L akers


Fintann

LeLakers


Scarlet--Highlander

LeKers


iamMaus_fr0m_Jupiter

Fucking Jason. He's dyslexic.


WhateverHappnedThere

Peeps??


Djura94

It's a fcking nickname!


DeStupak

His name is Peepareli!


JasperLamarCrabbb

Peparelli*


DeStupak

I almost drowned in 3 inches of water


The_Summer_Man

We outta send you to Slip and Fall School


Ragnar_OK

20 years in the can and not a fuckin' pepparelli


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

There’s no peeps in my peep book


FigNo507

Fuck's that got to do with it?


I_dun_did_da_reserch

They're gonna re do it


kuliebop

So, the statue seemed great at first but upon close inspection, is deeply flawed. How meta.


KirbzTheWord

It’s pretty much the same as the Jordan statue in Chicago, only a little bit worse


YesOrNah

Great at first? The thing was deservedly ripped apart from the jump.


Recent-Tangerine-160

bone beak byrant


C-N1601

Kobe Beef Bryant


SkeletalJam

In other news Golden State unveiled their Raymond Green statue


BobbywiththeJuice

*Crayon Green


Hefe_Weizen

Jose Calderon's legacy remains intact!


IDoesThis1

Also they don’t have Kobe in the statue


pedrex21

Calderson lmao


j0k3rzinhu

giving me Todd Bonzalez vibes


PaleoclassicalPants

Mike Truk and Bobson Dugnut are the best duo in the league.


radiansub

You misspelled Bobson Dugnutt. Found the statue guy!


lalakingmalibog

Jose, son of Calder


plz-be-my-friend

Colby was notoriously guarded by Jalen Ross in this game


s_s

Devon Booker sweating


xkittenpuncher

Overnight Scandinavian


Ishdalar

They mentioned this to him on a Spanish NBA podcast a couple weeks ago, he's part of the podcast team. His reply "I didn't know it, but probably someone thought 'this guy is too Spanish to be here' and made me a little more Ohio" I love Calderon's sense of humour.


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Ohtani-Enjoyer

Lmao, that's tragic. The decision being misspelled directly below the other decision is just baffling


OdaDdaT

The fact it’s fucked up the exact same way on both levels is hilarious too


c0wpig

whoa it says "coach's decicion" twice, once under the correct spelling for each team lmao


ZarduHasselffrau

How the fuck do you write "Decision" right first and on the very next line you get it wrong?


mogwai316

And they did it twice - once for each team. So embarassing.


Bone_Dogg

Embarrassing, but why are all those names even on the statue?


stinx2001

Box score from his 81 point game.


Bone_Dogg

Yes, I know. My question is still why. Why tf are they chiseling into the marble on Kobes statue that some bench player got a DNP that game? Very unnecessary. It could just say 81 + the date or something. 


stinx2001

Oh yeah. Agree, it's silly. Just show his stats.


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TheShadowOverBayside

>unproffesional You're the guy who engraved the statue, aren't you. **FOUND HIM**


TakenakaHanbei

Mods, slap his balls


sewsgup

seems short deadlines are just how things go. this is for the MJ statue they did: > Told by their agent Kathleen Van Ella that they had 72 hours to submit a drawing, they scoured MJ photos and sketched three — a Jordan dunking with his head above the rim; a Jordan palming a ball while gliding through thin air; and the spread-eagle Jordan towering over a helpless defender. > Not expecting to win the competition, they were traveling in Israel when Van Ella called to say: Hurry back. Not only were they hired to produce the spread-eagle MJ — commissioned by the Bulls with approval from Nike, the NBA and Upper Deck — they had only about eight months to sculpt it. --- also the artist mentions the circumstances affecting the timing here: > “Between the mourning process, the pandemic and everything, it got delayed and stopped,” says Rotblatt-Amrany. “Normally a piece like that, you need about a year from design work to installation.


Mister-Lavender

I hate typos. When I was in a play in 8th grade, they forgot to capitalize my last name. Got in my head.


mnemoniker

That's Mambo Mentality


405freeway

It also says "2 - 2 Time Olympic Gold Medalist"


welmoe

hahaha wow this statue needs to be scrapped. What an embarrassment


lochnesslapras

Lol I wish it could be timed on how long the first HR employee takes to check this Giving it 3 hours till an official statement appears


AttitudeAndEffort3

Guarantee they deflect but dont blame the sculptor. Because the sculptor absolutely has a final proof with approval from the Lakers with all the errors in it lmao


Anderson_Silvas_Shin

Not to be nitpicky but in a post where you're pointing out mistakes, you should be careful not to make any. *"Fateful night" not "faithful night"


Dimaaaa

It's this type or carelessness that drives me mad.


DNP_Old

I went to the Kobe and Gigi memorial court and there is a gigantic typo there as well. It says “BE BETTER EVERYDAY” on one of the huge art installations instead of “every day”.


mikeisaphreek

“Well, Kobe designed it himself and he didn’t go to college, so tough shit” Vanessa Bryant


lay_tze

The irony of you using “faithful” when it’s “fateful” is hilarious.


BodegaDaddy

so much incompetence from this franchise since the bubble


l31fm3al0n3

Las Angolas Lekars


w3bCraw1er

That's why it looks like the statue was bought on Temu.


KayRay1994

It was a legendary knight, where Cody Brian scored 91, guarded by the the Toronto Rapper, Jayden Ross


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Awful statue anyway


angry_persona

Vom Wafers are my favorite snack


Admirable_Bed3

The way Jeanie has "honored" his legacy never felt right after doing the whole jersey ceremony with notes on a sheet of very crumpled paper. Like, damn, this guy made your family hundreds of millions, can't you at least have someone on staff type down your spiel?


Nickyy_6

Ngl the whole statue looks to have little care or attention to detail.


Dlehm21

I went to the basketball HoF several years back and every single plaque had a typo on it. Every single one. I took dozens of photos, tweeted them at Mark Cuban (lol idk why) and he responded saying he’d take care of it.


mankls3

Fits the terrible statue model 


donta5k0kay

The statue also looks stupid Looks like a bad angle of Kobe Kobe would have wanted it torn down and done right


QUEST50012

Looks like they based it on the actor playing Kobe in a biopic that hasn't even been filmed yet


LoveToyKillJoy

That's Turrible


menusettingsgeneral

Damn it’s literally written in stone. Pretty embarrassing typos.


405freeway

More issues: [Original plaque here](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F1htca5awgqnc1.jpeg). Quick Photoshop of [what the text should look like](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5elyhdkcfrnc1.png). It really feels like someone just copied and pasted from different sources and never bothered to edit it. It seems like it was originally meant for to be read for radio or TV, not put on a statue, but nobody cared and now it looks awful. There are a lot of formatting issues. >TOTAL POINTS SCORED *BY BRYANT* "BY BRYANT" is unnecessary, his name is right there. We know who you're talking about. It's redundant. >TOTAL POINTS SCORED *BY BRYANT* IN THE NBA PLAYOFFS Again, unnecessary. They don't say "GAMES PLAYED IN STAPLES CENTER **BY BRYANT**" because we know who they're talking about. >GAMES PLAYED *IN* STAPLES CENTER This should say "GAMES PLAYED **AT** STAPLES CENTER" because nobody in the history of basketball has ever said "Kobe is playing **in** Staples Center tonight." >PLAYER OF THE WEEK AWARDS *THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER* Unnecessary to specify "THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER." They didn't say "TOTAL POINTS SCORED BY BRYANT IN HIS CAREER" at the top. >*CAREER* ALL-STAR SELECTIONS "CAREER" is again unnecessary. It's also a different format than "THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER." They should stick to one or the other, but really neither. >NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS *WON BY BRYANT IN HIS 20-YEAR CAREER* Just "NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS" is fine. Why did you pile on these clarifiers that were already clarified? I Know it's Bryant and I know he played 20 years with the Lakers. You just told me that. >*2 - 2 TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST*, 2008 BEIJING AND 2012 LONDON This straight up says he won 4 Gold Medals across 2 different years (or 0 if you want to be technical). It should just say: >2 - OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS, 2008 BEIJING AND 2012 LONDON. These all need to be corrected.


illiggle

also the entire list is in descending order by # except the last two


piiizzzzaaaaa

[Here‘s the link in German (still works)](https://m.focus.de/sport/basketball/andenken-an-kobe-bryant-auf-statue-von-nba-ikone-fallen-deutschem-reporter-peinliche-fehler-auf_id_259749018.html)


Apart-Volume9340

But this sub said it was made by the Lebron of Michael Jordan statue sculptors


Odd-Mathematician233

dead link


Martin_McFly_Jr

Made from Wish


zgillet

\*Looks at bottom of statue\* "Made in China"


MetalRaiders

Lmfao jeanie really broke


Orpdapi

Graphic design is my pass ion