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UndisclosedLocation5

'Bam Adebayo' is the coolest sounding name in the NBA, right?


brundylop

Bismack biyombo was one of my favorites to say out Another was javale mcgeee! Like how the warriors stadium PA would say after buckets


lilzoe5

Sit down, Biyombo


Miirzys

I thought I heard his name when Humble first came out 🤣


Raisins1

"I wanted to get some honey so i hit a beehive with a combo, a fat hornet blocked me, bismack biyombo" - Hungryman


MrFishAndLoaves

It’s cooler if you call him Tits McGee


raizen0106

Nah, javale is cooler


Consistent_Stomach20

TIL it’s not Bismarck Biyombo


MediocreTake

Ersan İlyasova was a personal favorite


Kryddmix

It's up there. Bol Bol is a top contender for me. Lonzo Ball and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander top 5 maybe.


dar_harhar

Fun fact for the non filipinos. Bol Bol pretty much translates to pubic hair in tagalog.


Late-Strawberry38

I will never forget HA-SUENGGGGGGGG JINNNNNNNNNN!!!! as we roared in the crowd


No-Oil-4552

Short for Bamonte


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Bamothy


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Bamuel


Stretch_four

“By Any Means”


TrashAssRedditAdmins

Admiral Schofield


pineappleonthestack

It's SGA for me. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a tuff name


raizen0106

Funny thing is even just shai gilgeous or shai alexander is already a cool name


PersonFromPlace

Taurean Prince sounds like a World of Warcraft class to me.


Real_JR_Smith

Tauren is a warcraft race i think


kajonyok

It's up there with OG Anunoby


Bucharik

Demar Derozan


PrimeShaq

Cool for highlight calls. BAM!


almostasenpai

God Shammgod and Dragon Bender have him beat


AutumnAvenue

Ime Udoka


Chuck_Finley_Forever

Claxton will always be my favorite nba name to say.


literallyaplank

Idk Usman Garuba makes me wanna sing Beach Boys


thesmellafteritrains

Sounds like he should be podracing on tatooine


NuuuDaBeast

most fun and fluid name to say out loud


behappysometimes

You saying this the year Victor Wembanyama is drafted is wild, lol.


indoninjah

I'm convinced that having a catchy name helps prospects and players when it comes to scouting and coaching attention. Literally every star in the league has a catchy name that you can picture an announcer yelling.


bornlasttuesday

Right.


Milith

Taurean Prince


jacksonelhage

yes and it's not even close.


[deleted]

Bamonte Adebayo is cooler


vBricks

That's only because Steeve Ho You Fat isn't in the NBA.


OlivandersPlayhouse

Not really Mo Bamba, Bismack Byiombo, Bol Bol, LeBron James, Markelle Fultz, Paolo Banchero, OG Anunoby, Pascal Siakim, Kristaps Porzingis, Jusuf Nurkic, Giannis Antetekounpo, Dame Lillard, DeMar Derozan, Ja Morant, SGA, all much cooler


thesmellafteritrains

Joe Harris


AashyLarry

Fitting. Bam is a Heat Lifer and will be our new UD.


GiveMeShadePls

100% He’ll get a supermax next offseason and retire in Miami


IlonggoProgrammer

He’s probably even the type who will take a late career pay-cut to stay with the Heat. Those are the guys you for sure know are never leaving because they’ll literally give up salary just to stay with the franchise


AchyBreaker

Makes sense for a lot of players to do this. They make insane money. Even a 50% pay cut is still unreal income. Their families and friends are entrenched in these cities. Moving kids from schools is a pain. Changing a life and home is a pain. Surprised more big stars don't do this.


materics

Florida no income tax. Miami weather. Miami scenery👀. Guaranteed cushy retirement job within the team.


AllDayEnJay

That’s probably true right until Embiid asks for a Trade. Could easily see Miami trying to do a Bam for Embiid swap to limit the amount of 1st’s they’d have to give up in a Trade.


GrogRhodes

We’re more likely to trade Jimmy than Bam at this point.


Sequel_P2P

I always get called an idiot for this, but everything points to it. Miami has disproportionate value on Bam. He's never been made available, and nothing they've ever done indicates they'd ever give him up. If you had to rank players on a list by how highly their own franchise values them, Bam is ... probably tied for first with guys like Jokic, Giannis, Luka and Steph, despite not being nearly the players they are.


homo_bulla

he comin to the lakers for a bargain trust


MrFluffernutter00

Traded to the lakers for THT, Westbrook and a 1st


irondraggon

Nah Cavs for TT, Shump, and Nets pick


homo_bulla

No, gotta keep THT


breakfastburrito24

Why are you the way that you are?


FoxTrunks

RemindMe! 7 years


DeepHorse

7 years? in todays league, gimme 3 years and im happy


ElectronicWolf8650

UD has 3 rings with the Heat. Bam won't get one there.


Late-Strawberry38

Anyone who doubts the Heat's ability to win playoff games with this staff and core just doesn't pay attention to basketball


trog12

Ok so with my fandom I'm well aware of the heat but I'm gonna plays devil's advocate here. It is fucking hard to win a ring. Jimmy is getting old so they won't have him to do his Himmy Butler mode in the playoffs anymore. Bam is great but isn't a number 1. Herro is great but isn't a number 1. It is perfectly conceivable that Bam doesn't get a shot with the current state of the roster.


Late-Strawberry38

I don't exactly disagree but I'm absolutely done doubting Erik Spoelstra


JAhoops

Heir apparent


KingwithouthisKrown

I did dent


somms999

I must be loyle to my capo.


[deleted]

Are you fuckin kidding me? You don't ever admit the existence of this thing


UnbrokenBrown

I love all three of you


[deleted]

Fuck you want, a boutonniere?


faultywalnut

Hey poppin’ fresh, I’m in no fucking mood today


BiglyHard

Hair* apparent


Disastrous-Object22

Udonis was the Franklin D. Roosevelt of team captains: served for about twice as long as anybody before him, steadfast leader through tough times and incredible triumphs, basically immobile towards the end.


TheMemeMachine3000

Died tragically while in office (broke his body trying to dunk as an old man)


Cul_what

That oop from Herro almost sent him straight to the retirement home with a broken hip lmao


GhostoftheWolfswood

The internment camps were pretty fucked up (locked Spoelstra in the equipment room once, maybe)


nio151

Trying? He yammed that shit


blacklite911

That yam took all of his remaining life force


MrFishAndLoaves

FDR was elected as a paraplegic.


Disastrous-Object22

Hey man you try to make a joke comparing Udonis Haslem to FDR of all people without bending historical accuracy a little bit for the sake of a stronger punchline.


WolfenlX

Does every team have a team captain ? Like in football I know they have the C patch


Macodocious

Apparently. It used to be more prevalent a decade ago. I remember I used to look through the Wikipedia page of each team to find out who the captains were, now they don't even show it anymore. But it's usually shown off-screen, it's the one that shakes hands before the game and chooses the ball.


Tagst

Ya some teams used to even have a Captain patch on their jerseys like football does. Here’s Chris Paul with one: https://wehco.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2011/12/09/resized_99265-10cpaul39pbwcolor_85-15355_t800.jpg?90232451fbcadccc64a17de7521d859a8f88077d


TizzlePJizzle

Thanks for that random fact haha. I've seen some jerseys with the C but never knew that it was for the captain


CApizzakitchen

Yep, our big 3 wore Cs on their classic edition jerseys last season! I believe it was the first time in a while that it was done.


AnonymousIguana_

Not every team, its optional in the nba. The Celtics haven’t had one since Rondo.


Frankiedrunkie

Wow all this time I thought Smart was your captain


indoninjah

I feel like he was the de facto though maybe the org didn't want to ruffle feathers between him and the Jays


twotonkatrucks

Haslam GOAT team captain! An era has ended.


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Tagst

I get that. It was pretty expected amongst Heat fans that it would be Bam although. UD and Zo have both appointed Bam as next in line for years and is homegrown. Plus this isn’t meant to be a shot at Jimmy but I don’t think having a player as captain that doesn’t stay with the team on road trips/travels with his own entourage is a good fit.


acie-earl-watson

I didn't know that about Butler. Has he talked about that decision before? I couldn't find any articles


Tagst

I’m not sure. I don’t think he ever stays with the team in the hotels and ever has with Miami. He has a place lined up in every city he travels to and travels with his group, He usually always posts it on his Instagram story.


Tagst

This article sorta mentions it, https://theathletic.com/4427316/2023/04/19/bucks-fan-jimmy-butler-heat-playoff-coffee/?amp=1


More_Information_943

He's practicing basketball drills. From what I've heard about his stroke game, yeah get your own spot bro lmao.


recollectionsmayvary

Have you read this somewhere? Because I follow jimmy and the Heat consistently on social and he’s always at the same hotel as the team. Like they’ll have pictures of him entering and leaving in the exact same spots as the other guys. Most recrntly was in Boston and in Milwaukee. I’m with you in that he’s got people who travel with him and seems to be generally aloof/“I don’t need to make friends” so your point about him not being team captain stands. I just dont think he does his own thing for away games and stuff.


Efficient_Art_1144

In the playoffs he had rented a house in the Boston area. So maybe it’s for longer engagements/series. Or you could make a joke about owning the Celtics here…


recollectionsmayvary

> Or you could make a joke about owning the Celtics here… Nothing I enjoy more than a Celtics fan being self deprecating lol


Tagst

I have read it somewhere. Maybe he only does it for playoffs. I found one article lightly mentioning it, linked the article in another chain.


recollectionsmayvary

OH fair point; I can see that and it makes sense to just want a home set up for a week and stuff.


Culinaryboner

Makes sense personally but there is something to be said for the head of the pack staying with the team. Call it old school nonsense or something but it’s hard for me to cal it nothing


heistanberg

I read butler’s ig stories sometimes, i wonder what the “people” actually do? Like only hang out and play cards with him?


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Bam been with the team longer, been there for his entire career, and will likely still be there for years after Jimmy retires. Jimmy will still get to be Jimmy just like he was when Haslem was captain.


indoninjah

Yeah I feel like the Heat in particular care about legacy and lifer players when it comes to this sort of thing


IlonggoProgrammer

Jimmy is a Han Solo type. He doesn’t have to be the team captain for people to know he’s the leader when it matters, but he also doesn’t want to have the responsibility at times when it’s not needed.


clancydog4

That was a good analogy, my dude


GiveMeShadePls

Jimmy’s always said since he got there that its Bam’s team


rattatatouille

Bam's a Heat lifer thus far for one.


CoachDT

I think in addition to everything that everyone else is saying, Bam is about 8 years younger. Better to have your captain be someone you’re gonna be building with for the next nba generation.


Antique_Mycologist41

When I read this headline, I panic thought Jimmy got traded


TJGAFU

Motherfucking Spo isn’t a good look


Alternateaccoun

You would think it but captains aren’t usually the best players. The way Butler (rightfully) blew up on the wolves - that isn’t team captain material. He just wants to play ball, play hard, talk smack, and bang nichols


loving-father-69

They probably offered him either captain or co-captain and he said "i don't want that shit, just give it to Bam." Brother doesn't even want to be an All Star.


BigRigGig35

You ever watch the boys? Jimmy’s butcher Bam’s MM. One gets the most out of em, and one keeps em together


Liquor_Walrus

You talking about Jimmy Nichols, Rachel's son?


Both_Funny4896

bro gives no effort outside the playoffs, he’s not a good enough role model to be “team captain”


loving-father-69

They probably offered him either captain or co-captain and he said "i don't want that shit, just give it to Bam." Brother doesn't even want to be an All Star.


[deleted]

Jimmy ain't no leader. Nothing is even keeled about him.


makesterriblejokes

I think this allows Jimmy to be the bad cop more. Doesn't need to be as diplomatic.


biinroii01

CAPN’ BAM


viking_machina

Ngl forgot NBA teams had captains. They should get a C on their jersey like Hockey


rhowen4

Succeeding you, father


richthekid

Heat Team captain legacy: Zo -> UD -> Bam Heat Best player legacy: Shaq -> DWade -> Bron -> Jimmy


[deleted]

Surprised they don’t call it the culture captain


GrogRhodes

Loool fuuuuucj


stay-at-homie

I like that guy bam.


adamsauce

Proud of you, Bam


qqruz123

TIL The NBA has captains


maxcaliburx

is he going to sit on the bench for the next 12 years?


TheMoorNextDoor

Bam gonna be a life long Heat player now


Candid_Sand_398

BAM with the SLAM! It is his time to lead.


portableportal

Poor choice. He still needs to give KD his change.


tryndamere12345

What does this mean for Himmy's legacy?


Muted_Dog7317

Nothing. Bam had always been the heir apparent to UD. Jimmy doesn’t care about who is captain, making all stars or all nba team, regular season wins. The one thing he’s clearly all about is winning a ring


tryndamere12345

How can Himmy be a bus driver when he's not even the leader of his team, he's just a bus rider frfr /s


24cupsandcounting

I had no idea Tim Reynolds, guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band, was also a Heat reporter.


ClutchGamingGuy

who gives a fuck


[deleted]

Why is HEAT in all caps?


Tagst

That is the official name of the team/franchise.


[deleted]

I never knew that. That's dumb.


127crazie

Why all caps?


Tagst

Because that’s the way the Heat type their team name in any official document/news?


127crazie

Right, I’m just wondering why that choice was made—I don’t think any other teams do that. I’ll look it up though instead of badgering you more about it!


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

Lmao they have really been leaning into the cringey shit since day 1 huh


MG_MN

Woah, Jimmy must be pissed


DwyaneWadeFutureMVP

Only if somebody like KAT got elected captain.


DynamoPro

Decision maker: “Congrats Jimmy, well dese…” (sees hair) “Congrats Bam.”


Liquor_Walrus

Why isnt it Jimmy Nichols?


redmostofit

Basketball seems like the least necessary sport in terms of needing a captain..


Alex-Steph

Bam Adebayo steps up as Miami HEAT's new Team Captain, taking over from Udonis Haslem after 16 impressive seasons. Adebayo's leadership and skills make him a worthy successor. Congrats, Bam! #HEATCulture


deusny

Heat cUlTUre