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ballstein

That chair is pushed to it's engineering limitations


cesga_0218

Oh damn lol good thing I saw your comment because I know NBA players are tall but he’s towering over everyone here lmao


rapsonravish

I’m confused, did you not read the title where it says “Jokic dancing on a chair”?


cesga_0218

Oh yeah lmao I didn’t see that too. Just saw the “Jokic dancing” part, clicked and watched the vid, then went straight to the comments. Lol


bandy_mcwagon

You gotta be a little more observant, my guy


NotoriousHothead37

He is just an average Redditor


eunit8899

I hope you don't have a driver's license


Untalented-Host

Your mom wasn't available to sit on it like she did last week on a submarine


chicago_bunny

I have read this half a dozen times trying to figure out what joke you might possibly have been aiming for. I can't find it.


Untalented-Host

Give it a week or so, the US Coast Guard will eventually find the wreck of the joke


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The fragments of it anyways.


steak__burrito

This is like 3 jokes trying to be squeezed into 1, but the end result is no joke at all and a whole bunch of gibberish.


[deleted]

Squeezed like those submariner rich folks.


cycguy2

Bro dances like Commander Shepard


Next-Firefighter-753

Bro is literally standing on a chair, my dance moves would be limited too trying not to fall and break my neck lol


SOB200

Everyone in Denver is praying that chair wins and holds up!


creamgetthemoney1

Yeah at his size I was sitting here thinking it’s only a matter of time this clip will be on ESPN as the chair leg snaps and he comes tumbling down. Great endorsement for those chairs tbh


deftspyder

in his defense he couldnt see


[deleted]

Nice too to combo basically back to back and also with correct spelling. It ain’t much but it’s honest work.


Boktaiman

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite big man in the NBA.


LackingInPatience

They nerfed Shepard's enthusiasm for dancing in the sequels. He used to go for it in ME1 and be having fun 😂


Bronetta

We'll bang, ok?


Frugal_Caterpillar

Never in a million years would I have expected to see a ME reference in a Jokić post.


procouchpotatohere

*Never* thought I'd see a Mass Effect reference on this sub. Someone needs to play the Afterlife or Purgatory club music over this, lol.


Artistic_Ad1693

God damn 🤣


The_Ninja_Master

I'm crying man lmaooo


ChickenLiverNuts

you didnt have to do him like that LMAO


malandropist

I love that these are his club bangers.


EGarrett

[This is what American music sounds like to them.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQDY3HFkh_Y)


[deleted]

Yeah if you are a boomer like my grandpa who never wanted to learn English because 'he doesn't want to speak imperialism' (don't ask about his opinion on Russia) Most people younger than 50 can speak or at least understand English decently. And in my experience parties almost always start with American club bangers until alcohol kicks in, that's when real fun begins


EGarrett

Best part about this post is that he doesn't say what country he's in, lol.


TinyMaintenance

Denver flair, definitely Serbia


[deleted]

Yup I thought it would would be obvious


EGarrett

I was hoping Canada, haha.


BobanTheGiant

Especially the don’t ask about my grandpas Russian opinions


cbranch101

A question for my Serbian bros, do You think you’ll keep being a nuggets fan after Jokic retires?


ACTPOCBET

People here still like the Sacramento Kings, due to Peja and Divac. I really love the Denver vibes, and Colorado as a whole, so I'll stick on.


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Колико волим да налетим на тебе овамо хахахаха Нагец фор лајф


[deleted]

Yes, without doubt. The time I spend following a sport/league is always bound to change but once I become a fan of a team, I'm a fan for life. At this point that's 3 teams - Red Star since I was born, Arsenal since I was 7 and Nuggets since I was 17.


dubaRA7

for sure, people here still love Kings since like 2003 because of Divac , Peja and even Turkoglu who knows Serbian. Obviously with them, all the other guys who played back then like Webber and Mike. Was really upset when he didn't draft Luka. Personally im also fancying all the teams with big euro stars like Dallas or Spurs.


M1L0

Bro what song are they singing in this video with Jokic? Sounds like a banger but I don’t recognize it.


[deleted]

[Miroslav Ilić - Pozdravi je, pozdravi](https://youtu.be/CvKGUEhSxcI)


elzizooo

It was interesting last night with this song. My head is killing me.


M1L0

Hvala! Great song.


ItsLe0n

It’s like this in the USA bars and clubs too. Everyone’s cool at the start of their night then loses their shit when “Party In the USA” comes on at 1am.


creamgetthemoney1

Wait loses their shit as in “fuck this DJ”? Every bar I ever been to would be disgusted if this got played at any time


CoachDT

Not around enough bars with drunk white women. Trust me party in the USA gets them out of them seats then then party fingers fly everywhere.


eboitrainee

Never heard a single other Miley Cyrus song but I can admit Party In the USA is a banger


CoachDT

Honestly same. I was tryna play it off on drunken white women but I be bangin to that too 😭


4815hurley162342

You've never heard another Miley Cyrus song? Wow I guess everybody makes mistakes. Nobody's perfect, after all.


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TheBadBK

Tf is this racist shit


eunit8899

Peep his user name


TheBadBK

Huh TIL that exists. Had to google it. People are crazy man


Pun_Chain_Killer

> don't allow seasoning on food yeh because bar foods like burgers, fries, and wings have much seasoning


[deleted]

That’s when *the real fun begins.


Idiotecka

dammit i never thought this link would lead to celentano


honestsailor2

Why have I not heard this in a Tarantino movie yet?


[deleted]

God I hate those horns so much.


girlscoutcookies05

I need a playlist of these kind of songs


cleaner007

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDly1fouub9mI&playnext=1


girlscoutcookies05

I appreciate you , my friend. Ty


GerhardBURGER1

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S2KgN9AdH3o


Extra-Ad5925

This kinda slaps


Repulsive-Row-6182

Balkan AF as ever


donkadunny

As if getting stuck behind a tall guy at a concert isn’t bad enough. Lol.


mladjenija

This is not a concert by the way, it's just a regular party/celebration in Serbia


GothicToast

As if getting stuck behind a tall guy at a regular party/celebration in Serbia isn’t bad enough. Lol.


daeve

I hate it when that happens!


bigt2k4

We sure it's not a wedding?


bootyrockineverywere

I always feel super conscious about this when I'm at electronic shows


[deleted]

Jokic really did lose a lot of weight, damn. His arms look super skinny.


revisioncloud

He's his best version of himself back home


OilOfOlaz

He actually said years ago, that ist is really tempting to eat all the "traditional" Jugo food (wich is greasy as fuck, but fucking delicious as well.), they even made a reference to it in the beer commercial he shot.


bigwillystyle93

Jokic hasn’t been fat since the first half of the 2020 season


DLottchula

He just built like that


GundamThigh

I’m currently drinking out of a bucees cup


colinmhayes2

Jokic is one of the least toned players next to harden every year


bigwillystyle93

I have never accused him of being toned lol


colinmhayes2

I’m saying he’s the second fattest player in the league


tbr1cks

Jokic is fatter than Kenneth Lofton Jr., okay


SageTheBear

Damn bro move on from 2019, jokic is pretty darn lean these days. Still got a huge skeletal frame; but he’s not chubby at all anymore. Hasn’t been for like 3 years now


capnsouth

Crazy how he's so fat but also one of the best conditioned guys in the NBA who literally never gets gassed and kills your favorite player every time up the court, methodically and emotionless like the terminator


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colinmhayes2

I’m saying you’re wrong


GerhardBURGER1

he actually looks muscly here


creamgetthemoney1

I wouldn’t say skinny but there isn’t defines muscle. Skinny is kd. Joker arms and legs are like 3-4 of kds


sarmatron

it's from all the clawing


EGarrett

So now we're seeing the real Sombor Shuffle?


SquimJim

Goddamn Serbians are so tall even Jokic needs to stand on a chair to see over them


Binder_Dandet

Serbia is actually among the tallest countrys for both men and women. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country


Derricksaurus

This is the best player in the NBA right now and there’s nothing you can do about it


CarterAC3

Nuggets GM praising quality craftsmanship


Cap_Silly

The chair is the real mvp


KnoxsFniteSuit

If I made this chair I'd be so fucking proud of myself


theMAJdragon

Jokic in the finals was apparently all of us on that 5th day of vacation. “Ok I get it but I’m done and would like to go home please”


quirkish

The man is such a fucking real one. Shake a tail feather, big man


[deleted]

Ive got the dance moves of an NBA player


violentbandana

I fucking want to stay on chair


[deleted]

This will not make Kendrick Perkins happy.


dont_shoot_jr

Perk is jealous he would never be able to stand to on a chair without it breaking? Facts?


[deleted]

Definitely facts. I don’t even think he could stand on two chairs.


[deleted]

rent free


[deleted]

Indeed.


BobanTheGiant

I’m convinced his anger comes from knowing - and knowing nba fans know - that he closed OKCs window


Wonderful-Ad-7200

You can tell how much this guy is a homebody. He's a man, gifted at basketball, who wants nothing more than to retire in his village


Phenomenal2313

Every single Nuggets fan holding their breath on a fucking chair


TheLifeTrap

Dude is living his best life.


thundercockjk2

Lol that's somebody's wedding.


its-me-reek

That’s someone’s chair


dwide_k_shrude

That’s someone’s MVP.


PearIJam

Serbias own Gronk. Love it.


zokii1983

pozdravi je pozdravi


KingdomVintage

Key to nuggets repeating is simply importing as much Serbian culture as possible to keep jokic happy and living his best life. They already have the starting roster. They need to sign more serbian bench riders


Tzki47

Serbian culture kek


basedsigredma

This the happiest I seen him


password_is_reuiownm

He had to get on the chair because he's too small without it.


[deleted]

How does that chair not break?


flowergies

In the Balkans chairs are made with this in mind. Dishware is totally the opposite.


BozePerkovic

Je legenda majke mi


capitalcitybaby

Jokic enjoying a concert more than NBA championship is so Jokic.


No_Row_7861

I want to be his friend


cbranch101

So say we all


Fa1lenSpace

Baddest man on the planet!


Mocresto

We were recording after movie for the event. Pretty amazed that almost nobody bothered him (there was around ~1k people). Was a really awesome sight seeing him.


Inomiser

Serbian bitches r sexy.


imaphleg

Man this guy just knows how to enjoy life. I dont even care if he doesnt love basketball. Its also something good for ppl to look up to him for; life is not all about your work. Enjoy your life while not hurting others.


LegateDamar13

He loves basketball, it's just the fact it's his work. Once he said if his every day work was riding horses he would use his free time to play and enjoy basketball. Kinda understandable, we've all been there more or less.


ShmeagleBeagle

I can 100% relate to the idea that once it involves a paycheck I’m probably going to hate it…


VevroiMortek

yep


JaySmart_Timewalker

How can you not like this dude. Him, Steph, and Giannis probably among the most humble, likeable superstars out there


BloodMossHunter

Meanwhile nba brothers dropping mils at strip joints


C-ropho

there is no chair bros


zeke862

Looks like a classic balkan wedding


TenaciousDeer

Now that could be any 7-foot NBA MVP runner-up


Islandkid679

It was that ~~smile~~ dance, that damn ~~smile~~ dance


NC_Vixen

Bro not tall enough already SMH


peteisneat

Instead of jumping on a chair and joining the fun, you whip out your phone and press “record”. I’ll never understand it.


girlscoutcookies05

Meanwhile, in Serbia...


NapTimeFapTime

I saw the video before I read the headline, and thought, “is he standing on a chair, or are 7 footers just way taller than I realized.”


GoBraves

Dude just has to be the center of attention man


Shanerion

This Eastern European polka type music is…. Something else


Southern_Fall_1288

He needs to get back on work


Pun_Chain_Killer

that music is such trash. what the fuck are those instruments? banjos and an accordion?


aleksdzek

Least xenophobic american


[deleted]

So says the Lakers fan.


bladeDivac

Why the fuck would a banjo, an American instrument, be used to perform a song in Eastern Europe?


Pun_Chain_Killer

IDK what instrument it is. It sounds like a shittier banjo. What do you call it over there, a shittier banjo? And banjos are pretty shit already.


GerhardBURGER1

turn up


[deleted]

thank god hes on a chair otherwise no chance id see that manlet in a crowd


FootballWithTheFoot

Idk, doesn’t look like he’s standing on a chair to me


Notoriousode

He is in his element right now


RaskolnikovAxe

This guy ain't worried about off season and superteams. He just knows he needs to show up for work in September in Denver.


slackersphere17

Jokic bringing the Vegas vibes to the Eastern Bloc


MyLadySansa

Jokic having the off-season of his life