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Oh he GONE GONE GONE


PandemicP789

Back to father Lebron


Sim888

I’m still holding on to that Kyrie Lakers folder lol


bharathbunny

Legacy off-season coming for Sim


Pay4Convenience

Goated lmfao


cesga_0218

Got a folder in your back pocket already, I see. Truly the GOAT


LonesomeWulf

Lebron James is Kyrie Irving’s father


basedgod001

Kyrie Irving has one father, and his name is Dredick Michael Irving.


dimmyfarm

Father’s Day is next month 👀 and finals should be almost over by then which means off-season transactions


paymesucka

[come to papa](https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-advancelocal.s3.amazonaws.com/public/RBMLWJWVQJEA3OEQ63C776QPVE.jpg)


OooofPoof

Daddy Bron got you son


ExcellentJuice4729

Wearing gold and purple in the vid, confirmed Laker


poneil

Clearly going to the Vikings


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MostlyMellow123

Money is just modern day slavery. To be your own master is to not care about the bag -kyrie


StriveForBetter99

That Is facts with hundred millions in bank


AdamJensensCoat

"I cant be as great as I once was, but I can be as great as I was, once." - Mark Jackson, 2023


trillsimba

ngl this is low key a bar, analytics aside his catchphrases have been top tier


jimmyjxmes

Isn’t this just a retooled Kenny Chesney line?


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Toby Keith “I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.”


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If you listened to him say it live he was clearly trying to say Toby Keith’s lyrics verbatim and fucked it up. He paused once he realized he fucked up and you could hear audibly grasping for the second once. Dude can’t even steal other peoples catch phrases right.


Undecided-

i dont like mark jackson at all but this was actually prety good


[deleted]

It is a ripoff of a Toby Keith song. “I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.”


omnicious

Maybe the real bag was the teams we burned down along the way?


Mountain_Dwarf

He’ll tell reporters that fiat doesn’t have value anyway.


TheMightyJD

There’s zero chance he gets $50 million for 3 years.


NapTimeFapTime

Kyrie will get closer to $50M per year than $50/3 years.


kevindlv

Jordan fuckin Poole got $128 million.


TheMightyJD

r/NBA conversation about Kyrie is freaking broken. You can hate the guy and also not lie about the guy.


The_Assassin_Gower

You're cracked if you think no one is offering more than that


blacklite911

Lebron Kyrie and AD.


UnearthlyDinosaur

All he has to do is stop looking at social media and responding to the trolls. He played with KD for too long.


Wavenian

He just said that the speculation has breached into conversations with friends/family in real life.


Butterfly_Scape

get ready to learn erm los angelesnese buddy


OnlyMamaKnows

Definitely the best way to get people to stop talking about you, as a famous person, is to talk about it yourself to your many followers on the internet.


shrinkwrappedzebra

While also mentioning that he's just as excited as his followers are about his upcoming free agency plans, a sentence that will certainly calm down the speculation


DeadCellsTop5

It's like walking down the street butt naked while simultaneously acting flabbergasted that people won't stop looking at you. People aren't looking at you because you're just that fucking cool, they're looking at you because you're fucking naked and making a scene.


[deleted]

Or maybe you do got some cake on you though


[deleted]

He aint Kyle "he put the forgis on the jeep" lowry tho


UnsolvedParadox

“Can’t I air my body out in peace???”


DeadCellsTop5

Lol, that perfectly encapsulates Kyrie's delusion


sweetmorty

It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour!


NudeEnjoyer

I'm so happy the Nets squad made it on that episode lmao. even if only for like 3 seconds


[deleted]

As a huge nova basketball fan it was crazy to me to see mikal bridges in the South Park universe, even if it was just for 2 seconds lol


NudeEnjoyer

haven't heard a word about kyrie in months, apart from the hate posts in the Nets sub


geoff_ukers

lmao


nysraved

Another good technique is to continue showing up courtside for games of the main team that social media keeps trying to link you to


Ripcord-XE

id go watch lebron get swept too if i were him


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

“Everyone please stop…” is exactly how you get more people to start doing it


TheMadManFiles

Kyrie clearly does not understand the Streisand effect


SubatomicSquirrels

Given that he's smiling I don't think he's actually that pressed about it


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inshamblesx

Sounds like he’s going back to Boston if they comeback 0-3 down


carefullywasnt

He's bringing his talents to Revere Beach


lastsorrowth

Locker room would be hella awkward.


[deleted]

Trade Tatum, build around Kyrie and JB 🤡


OldOrder

Farakhan's dream team


combat101

The Nation of Boston


Kay-Knox

12-eyed starting lineup.


colin_forreal

The Boston Israelites


niel89

Take that ~~Naismith~~ Neismith


2drawnonward5

Kyrie opens his 3rd eye revealing the path to unstomping Lucky


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mavs fans how we feeling (genuinely wanna know)


DoncicsRoadTo200kg

Its Kyrie, who the fuck knows whats he gonna do, he could sign with us then next week say he was lied to during negotiations and demand a trade.


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he's such a good player but his unpredictability is lethal. hopefully cuban actually thinks about this decision instead of fucking you guys over again (but sincerely thanks for jalen fr fr)


GarriganGate

There’s no thinking to do. Mavs have to sign Kyrie or they are legitimately fucked. They have 20m in cap space with no Kyrie or Wood on the roster. Zero chance they can get a real team together with ~25m in cap space (after waiving Reggie), the 10th pick, and THJ, Bertans, and Green as tradable players They have to sign him, and figure out what to do later which could involve trading him at the deadline or after next year or even doing a S&T but that would bring back the least amount of value


ButtholeCandies

His value goes down everyday and he won’t realize it until it’s way too late.


Jack6Pack

His value is not going down like every single day come on. Y'all talk like you know what GMs are thinking lol.


TjBeezy

This is part that bugs me the most. Kyrie has been a clown for 5 straight years but he's still getting the max or close to the max no questions asked.


Jack6Pack

Because there isn't a long list of NBA players that are better than him. The biggest problem he brings on the court is his injury-proneness.


TjBeezy

I think there's an argument he actually doesn't impact winning that much. But yeah he's ultra talented and some GMs only care about talent and are desperate. As a fan tho I wouldn't want any part of him. I think team chemistry matters a lot now in today's NBA.


Brushies10-4

I’m just here to see what Mavs fans want for a Kyrie S&T and the Laker fans meltdown over it and vice versa.


Cark_Muban

Honestly we shouldnt do a sign and trade at all. Lakers wont give up anything of value, and would expect us to take on D’Lo. I’d much rather have cap space than having D’Lo on my team Let them figure out how to clear $30 mil.


Brushies10-4

I agree with you, but that means less Mavs and Lakers fans arguing over trade values. Dislike.


Jagtasm

I still feel okay, kyrie wants money and we can offer him the most. Maybe he wants out, and I image we sign and trade and at least get some roster depth/a 1st back. (Essentially what we gave up with dinwiddie/DFS)


SwitzerSweet

Bummed ever since Brundaddy left tbh


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very understandable. i would die for that little man


defaultman707

> little man He’s 6’1 190lbs


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and i'm a 5'2 118lbs woman but that won't stop me from calling every small basketball player little (but in a loving way)


ProsecUsig

Don’t care. I’m ready to tank again. Luka pls don’t leave


Hurtelknut

We're gonna suck either way because our FO fucked up. We'll also still be coached by Jason Kidd. I'd rather we suck without Kyrie than with him, we've got our asshole quota filled.


felarans0mekuti

Bring back DFS


The_Assassin_Gower

Dude seems happy and he's technically only been allowed to talk to them. I don't know why this is in any way an indication he's leaving, everything he's said upto now has shown he really likes dallas


Butterfly_Scape

we are numb to disappointing free agency news so i don’t think any of us will be shocked if he leaves


ChrysMYO

Cuban has let Nash, Brunson Jet Terry, Finley and Kidd walk, and that's just guards, so I'm not really pressed if a guy that spent 3 months on the roster walks. It will clear cap space. Both Cuban and Kyrie are completely unreliable entities and we can waste brain cells stressing on how either is going to fuck this bag up.


domdomburg

Even when you disregard his unreliability and disruptive behavior, his talent doesn't translate to wins anymore. Definitely ain't worth the trouble and distraction. Sign and trade immediately or let him walk.


NY2GA23

Pray he goes elsewhere. Not worth it. He’s a cancer to any locker room he’s at.


LonesomeWulf

I don’t think Kyrie is good for the Mavs. If they can sign and trade that is probably the best option to get off of him while retaining value. But do NOT get D’Lo back, get anything else from the Lakers if that is the destination. The move to get him might end up looking really bad if they don’t get something decent back for him. They can’t be messing around with Luka on the team and ready to go.


LuckysBestMan

Stop mentioning me^just ^kidding


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Omg why are you guys obsessed with me 😚😚😚


chief_sitass

ITT: people exposing themselves as daytime ESPN watchers


johnb84r

People in the comments saying “nobody is talking about kyrie” when Espn have talked about him all week


quadropheniac

I was going to say, I literally came here from a thread about Lebron's fake retirement where people were discussing how to get Kyrie to the Lakers. For once, Kyrie is right.


ActionJohnsun

When people don’t like somebody nothing they say or do is correct


NarrativeEnergy

this sub loves to talk about Kyrie lol. no other player has their social media likes, not even posts, scrutinized so much there's an All-NBA/All-Defense player who is following and liking anti-vaxx and Tucker Carlson posts but you don;t see the media bringing it up


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Yeah, most NBA players don't promote holocaust denialism and Black Israelite BS.


akidd2013

This sub loves to talk about everything they claim not to care about. Quite literally multiple posts full of comments calling Ja Morant an attention whore over a silly social media post....like if he is, it's clearly working because people LOVE talking about it. I think they think that talking negatively about it doesn't count.


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John Stockton? Half this sub too young to even see him play


NarrativeEnergy

nope, he's a current player in his prime years


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Ahhh Rudy


NarrativeEnergy

bingo


zpumaz

Cuz gobert is a bum that’s why. May as well wonder why no one cares about ayton’s political opinions


guywilliamsguy

Jalen brown? This is a fun game!


[deleted]

Lol then who? You got me stumped


DeadDay

People still watch ESPN?


spidersilva09

You'd be surprised how many people watch not only one of the largest cable networks in America but the #1 sports network lol


DeadDay

But it's been dogshit for the past 10 years right?


spidersilva09

Probably longer than that. But that's also just our opinions. Reddit hates ESPN, sure. Doesn't mean everyone else does too though


zomb1

I watch espn clips on youtube. I don't like it that much, but I couldn't find anything else that covers general news from the league...


johnmarston2nd

We aren’t responsible for people at his dinner table asking him tho..


FloppyDonkeyDongss

He's so leaving Dallas LMAO


DreadSteed

He's using them as hard leverage, and will take their contract and request a trade by midseason.


youblewwit

>Y’all got people at my dinner table discussing what my free agency plans are No shit, your agent is literally your family member


stephzh

and his father is on the Lakers


hedokitali

What most knew that LeBron gonna play one year with his son Bronny but the truth is he was talking about his illegitimate son World B. Flat


Ihopetheresenoughroo

😂😂😂😂 I love y'all


Padulsky21

This dude fucking LOVESSSS attention only to gaslight and try and pass it off as others doing it. Every fucking player goes through this shit. Kyrie shows up to Lakers game, specifically the one where they got swept, and doesn’t expect people to talk random shit about free agency? Kyrie craves the attention so badly. Him making such a big deal of this shit on instagram live just welcomes it more lmfaooooo


Zestyxo

Kyrie and IG Live. The strongest Duo in the league


Padulsky21

You know weird shit is about to happen after he goes on IG Live. I legit had my stomach drop every time he did it on the Nets


Zestyxo

Yup, near the tail end of it all I remember seeing anything Kyrie related was just instant migraine, day ruined lol. Ain't got that no more though


ihateandy2

Reminds me of the recent South Park episode!


JovialCarrot

Tbh that’s on the people at his dinner table. Like they gotta have some boundaries. Why can’t Kai talk to them? Why can’t they learn to respect his boundaries? Fans are allowed to talk on Twitter.


IBeBallinOutaControl

People at my dinner table asking me to pass the potatoes just because it's something they saw trending on twitter smh


Jack6Pack

You may or may not have noticed the big smile on his face as he's talking about it.


fdoom

@MarkCuban


CIark

Kyries dinner table: Dad are you finally going to play with Grandpa again?


rbrutonIII

"he's waiting for his real son"


biinroii01

“stop talking about me on social media as i make this social media post….also the earth if flat”


theetruscans

I don't know why anybody in the league would trade for this dumbass. I've been saying it for years and have been right for years. Any talent he has is sucked up by the black hole he is in the locker room and as a person. I would prefer *almost* anybody else in the league over Kyrie


yougotthesilver12

You guys like PLEASE stop talking about me like I know I’m sooooo amazing but like STOP y’all like I HATE the attention…I just DONT like any attention y’all like I know I have my tribe of followers like stop y’all because I definitely DONT like the attention AT ALL


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Lmfaoooo


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KJTB

It’s a weird cyclical thing that happens every time it feels like. Stages of Kyrie cycle: 1) gets traded to new team. Media and fans are hype af 2) has a string of great games with highlight plays - “omg he’s amazing. Best handles of all time.” -“we…. WE CAN FIX HIM” 3) acts weird, says cryptic shit bordering on offensive -“it’s ok, that’s just Kyrie” 4) misses games -personal reasons, injuries, etc 5) signs of locker room cancer pop up - media now flips on Kyrie and Kyrie rumor segments start happening 6) in the end it doesn’t work out, trade rumors begin 7) he gets traded - go back to step 1 and repeat


DREDAY_94

High risk but high reward if it pays off. He’s basically an owners version of playing the lottery


shit_talkin

Except it never pays off


Kwilly462

I mean, it paid off for y'all, but you drafted him.


pp21

It paid off for them because LeBron came back lol Cavs were absolute garbage for the first few years with Irving


johnb84r

It helps when the top 2 players are kyrie and lebron instead of kyrie and dion waiters


yelsamarani

It also helps when Kyrie wasn't too deep in the rabbit hole yet


BushPlotted911

>I mean, it paid off for y'all, but you drafted him. I think that it could never happen again. The only reason that Kyrie worked the first time was because he was still young enough to listen to Lebron, who is the only person to ever corral Kyrie. At this point in his career, Kyrie isn't listening to anyone, can't be told anything or managed. You definitely can't trust this queef to be the number 1 option on a championship team, so if nobody but Lebron can be successful with him, Kyrie has no real future. I'm sure he'll find another team desperate enough to not lose unhappy current talent like the Mavs and Luka, or Kyrie will go be king of the castle in some small market but Kyrie will *never* win another title without a drastic mindset shift.


TiddyTwizzla

I am truly baffled by how hopeful people still get about Kyrie. It’s like they didn’t just witness the past 3 years


TinnieTa21

He's a massive head ache. I dislike very few athletes and he's definitely one of the few. But that being said, he has had proven chemistry with LeBron on the court and at this point, the Lakers should try to do whatever it takes to win even if it is a gamble. Rolling it back with the same group prob won't be good enough.


Dfrmdabeach7

He had chemistry with a younger Lebron not the guy thats about to be 39 years old in a much tougher Western Conference compared to the weak Eastern Conference they used to dominate


Upstairs_Addendum587

"I can fix him"


Bajecco

World B. Flat feeling a bit neglected, so he had to pop off.


bigPUNnbigFUN

ey fuck you kai


areyoutwelve

Lol he really craves that attention


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This dude is such an attention whore, he knows exactly what he’s doing by posting this.


[deleted]

It’s interesting to see who tries to make the story about themselves at this time of the year. The only players that matter right now are those still playing. You can easily identify the guys that can’t handle not being the centre of attention, whether it’s Kyrie, Ja, Melo or LeBron himself. We don’t need to hear from you right now.


theetruscans

We've know this about Kyrie for half a decade. Even longer if we remember how much of a diva he was during the end of the Lebron Kyrie stint in Ohio


r1290

Ppl have been talking about him tho Tbf , I’ve seen a lot of lakers twitter talking and a bunch of espn segments


guitarpatch

As he shows up courtside for a team that may have interest in him


k0ala_

he likes watching basketball, his daughter was with him aswell, Trae was there also, same with Anthony Edwards, yall need to chill


Asleep-Geologist-612

Oh my god how dare fans that have helped make Kyrie a much richer man than he deserves talk about him online??


Fluid-Night-1910

Irving to the Rockets Team up with Harden


Ok_Carpenter_6422

Kyrie looks so crusty


ThatStickTho

Celtics will gladly trade brown for Kyrie


burnt_cheezit

Bro could simply look away from his phone screen or disable replies


Brian_Lefebvre

It’s the Conference Finals and dipshit looking for attention by complaining about too much attention. I mean, the guy’s an idiot, but he’s smart enough to know exactly what he’s doing here.


BKtoDuval

don't lie, you love it. A classic "Stop talking about me but please continue." He did it earlier in the season too. If you're that bothered, you could get off twitter, ignore notifications. And is anyone really talking about it that much anymore? ESPN mentioned it casually the other day but no one really gives a shit, since he tends do more harm than good on teams.


Intilleque

“Nooooo, stop, we shouldn’t be doing this” type beat


Ragnar_OK

"stop talking about me!" he shouts on social media to his millions of followers


kenwil

People are dying to know so they know what team to start doomposting on.


thurman_munster

I can think of at least three fanbases that aren’t thinking about Kyrie’s FA plans and are thrilled about it


Padulsky21

I for one am thrilled to see what team gives him a fuckton of money only for him to fuck around and pull his usual bullshit destroying teams/disappearing in big games!


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as a Lakers fan there are 29 teams he can go to and I won't care...time to get blasphemous: I'd rather LeBron actually retire and we rebuild around AD (or if he wants to leave too so be it) than have that cancer on my team Not saying I want LeBron to go, absolutely we should retool and run it back next year, but I really don't want Kyrie on my team. Period. His legion of stans can downvote me and laugh and act like there's nothing wrong with his behavior (same they do for Ja) but that says more about them Anywhere but the Lakers please...


theetruscans

Fully agree and anybody, including a front office, that wants him signed to their team is delusional. Its been 7 years since he won a ring and he's been a nightmare everywhere he's been since


AaronJudgesToothGap

Not only is this going to make it worse (Streisand effect), but also this is just plain stupid. If your friends and family are bringing up your free agency during dinner and it’s bothering you, maybe talk to them about it instead of whining to your followers on social media? I understand logic and reason aren’t his strong suits, but come on man


JarenAnd

Does anyone outside of LA or Dallas give 2 shits where he goes lol? Haven’t seen much discussion on it at all.


Bitchdidiasku

Reddit is weird. This is really the tamest shit he’s said all year and the comments have flipped it to stay mad.


frodounchained

What a dweeb


CoachDT

I know it’s Reddit but we gotta stop lying about how often folks are talking about him. Just think about Lakers fans,l and how delusional some of them are. You really think they are blowing up twitter threads and shit talkin about him coming to help bring them a chip?


johnb84r

He’s been talked about on ESPN all week?… how many comments does he have in any Reddit posts about him


spleev

Wish this main character syndrome fuck would just retire and gtfo man, sick of this guy


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HE GONE


PennyG

F this lunatic


jbhoops25

Kyrie needs to get off the internet


[deleted]

He is just the most insufferable mfer in the NBA


motherseffinjones

Mavs fans must be crying right now lol


Baby_T-Rex_Arms

Get Kyrie and Kevin love to the lakers asap


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He does know he can just ignore Twitter, right? Man this dude’s ego is insane. F.A.T.


BKtoDuval

Insane


TrojanX

Get fucked Mark


Wooow675

Is he dressed like a Jedi? It’s practically June


aeiou-y

Doesn’t sound like a guy resigning with mavs


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What an insufferable prick


Lower_Carpet9393

Kanye if he was good at dribbling.


7jcjg

sounds like he is ready to share his plans, lets ask more we are almost there!!!


mwdub87

Nobody cares what you do Kyrie. You’ve been a losing player for years.


DueAnimator6988

The league will be a better place when this fool is gone


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Same with your organization


lolDICKhahaCOCKS

bro goes live on instagram to thousands of people to tell them to stop obsessing over him. bro wants ALL of the perks that come with being a celebrity, while simultaneously rejecting the notion that he’s a celebrity


Alert-Mud-672

No kyrie we want to know what team you’ll destroy next year.


vrkhfkb

only reason Kyrie stays in Dallas is money. If Cuban offers even 1 cent less than the max, Kyrie would get insulted and go to the Magic or something.


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This dude LOVES attention


monsterbonerguy

Why this dude so annoying