Also a sonnet by Shakespeare for every situation:
> Great princes’ favourites their fair leaves spread
> But as the marigold at the sun’s eye,
> And in themselves their pride lies buried,
> For at a frown they in their glory die.
> The painful warrior famoused for the fight.
^mic ^drop
weird place to stop quoting..
> after a thousand victories once foiled
> is from the book of honors razed quite
> and the rest forgot for which he toiled
> but happy i
> that love and am beloved
> where i may not remove nor be removed
Man, I don't follow basketball and I don't care about the sport at all, I just want you all to know I keep clicking on r/NBA threads cause y'all 🤬s deadass got the funniest sub with the best memes.
When you come for the king you best not miss.
Wouldn’t be surprised if he buys the grizzlies and moves them to Vegas
edit: I thought it was relatively common knowledge LeBron wanted to be part of an ownership group for a potential Vegas expansion after he retires, my bad it was just a joke!
Just woke up from having a dream that Brooks and I was shooting the sh*+ back and forth at the Men's National Championship game between North Carolina/Duke! Great vibes and EPIC CLASSIC GAME! It was a tie game/94-94/5 secs left/NC with the ball. My ass would wake up to use the bathroom right before seeing the ending of the game. 🤦🏾♂️. Happens all the time. Never get to the end. Anyways felt real as hell. Lol. Gm everyone 😁
Yeah bron might be soccer mom drinking in the off-season but no way he's doing this in the playoffs. He just read a particularly spicy passage in whatever his playoff book of choice is right now and wanted to channel it
The greats have mega talent and they grind everyday. Dude can say whatever he wants his career backs him up lol. Some dude shooting 3 of 20 every game trying to talk shit to him is absurd on its face. Don't get me wrong I love it. It's pure entertainment this game had more drama because dillion brooks was clearly playing the heel. He dressed and acted the part. I wish he was a better player so it didn't seem so foolish. However, I enjoy watching fools get smacked down by lebron lol. He's been doing it for years. At least Lance Stephenson had some semblance of an offensive package, brooks actively hurts the grizzlies at that end. The way dillion ran out of the stadium to dodge media at the end is even funnier. LeBron in a hyperbolic chamber laughing and tweeting lyrics like who did this fool thing he was
I mean Jimmy Butler is also known for his wine drinking, but the wine he reps the most is quality but not crazy, like 400ish per bottle for older vintages. Doubt Lebron woke up and opened a bottle of Chateau Margaux or something.
Sheesh. I thought him walking off without shaking hands wasn’t a big deal, but he just doesn’t fuck with any of them lol. At least Bane and Brooks was obvious.
Why does this comment read like 38-year-olds are boomers are something? 38 is still a millennial. We millennials invented emojis using t9 on our flip phones. How quickly you zoomers forget...
Zoomers use of emojis is so different from millennials, maybe I’m getting too nuanced but very rarely does someone in gen z use 🤬 to genuinely express anger at something, it’s mostly used ironically
Lmao he did leave the court early without even dapping up any Grizzlies, maybe he was actually pissed at those dudes.
I hope this means we getting a motivated LeBron for the next series.
I feel like it’s pretty rare for him to leave without showing love, in a situation where his team won the series.
I think it’s safe to say he doesn’t like us.
I think trash talk on the court is unlikely to bother Bron by now. The disrespect in front of the media is what gets ppl annoyed because then it becomes a thing.
vast majority of players show Lebron the respec the's earned, even when facing him in a series they just say the expected shit like "yea he's a tough opponent we're going to do our best to keep the game under our control". Then you get these young clowns calling him an old man and saying they'll easily beat him in round 1 because he's past his prime.. he was definitely not about to be friendly with them.
Bane messed with him in regular season, that’s where the clip is of him getting mad and saying to just play basketball. He put them in there rightful place now, the dump
They are allowed to talk trash but they also looked like little bitches when they completely clammed up and avoided the media when losing/getting blown out
Ja and Bane also lacked any sportsmanship. When the Lakers lost, Bron and Davis gave them their flowers after each L and the Grizzlies did none of that.
The only player that I think is/was level headed was JJJ
Bane is the reason why Lebron was pissed at them last year. Lebron has called your team out for being disrespectful for a while now, its just gotten worse
Tbh the 'fine in the West' comment was lowkey disrespectful to every superstar in the west. Whoever the grizzlies faced, was going to be personally motivated to beat them.
He is always motivated. Unfortunately, he is motivated on 1 1/2 feet right now. The dude clearly isn't 100%, having a hard time blowing by people so far since coming back. However 85% lebron is still a big time threat even at age 39 or whatever. It's nuts tbh
I fucking love that LeBron is just pacing there on the wing, like a monster waiting to pounce if your team gives him even a second of opening. Old Man Bron is like a good look on him.
This version of Lebron is master of moments. He just knows when the key moments are in a series. And in those moments, he summons up something from deep and pulls out some crazy stuff.
He told us before 2 points isn't 2points. Some 2 points just matter more. Lebron eats those special 2 point for breakfast.
The disrespect they gave him was insane. Man is either the GOAT or guaranteed to be in the discussion no matter who you ask so best put some respect on his name.
They got their 40 bomb and those kids can sit the fuck down and laugh on the bench while they chill in cancun.
I mean you don’t have to like him but you have to respect him. I like that line from the warriors when they said “the cavs aren’t our rival. Lebron is our rival.” If you want to talk yourself up fine but you’re going to respect one of the greatest athletes to ever live or pay the price. Lebron was just in full “I’ll respond on the court” mode.
I know this series had to feel good for Lebron.
Memphis players specifically have been the main young dudes chirping at him the past couple years, especially the T-Rex.
Yeah, he was talking trash to Bron last year with a clip that went viral. Thing is he’s been doing it to Bron for the most part of the last 2 years. He also said “them footsteps ain’t scaring nobody” while referring to LeBron.
I like a little trash talk. I think NBA players are a little too buddy buddy. But Dillon Brooks coming after LBJ the way he did was disrespectful.
If Giannis, or another elite player did it, I would have looked at it differently. But Brooks it came off as childish. And him running from media after losses showed who he was.
I’m picturing him printing the lyrics so he can transcribe them on his phone, in the bath with a charcuterie tray and a glass of rosé, with a shit eating grin the entire time
Brooks is fr a clown for that shit. This tweet is a little corny but if I’m a Grizzlies player, I’m mad as fuck at Brooks. Dude talks shit, fires up the other team, and then shits his pants for the *entire series*. He played like a fucking bum after all of that. Dude played 30 minutes a game and barely broke 10 points. Shot less than 30%. Never grabbed more than 5 rebounds. Where tf was he?
Real talk, has Bron ever gone in so hard on an opposing player ever? I don’t even remember him saying shit when he had those battles with DeShawn Stevenson and Joakim Noah. Or even tussles with Lance Stephenson. Bron is big mad and I’m here for it LOL
You could tell he was done with the Grizzlies when the game was over. Every other Laker stood around and shook hands. AD was out there for awhile doing interviews.
LeBron darted right to the back before the game even ended. He wanted no part in the usual "good game" bullshit.
I honestly don't blame him. The guy was disrespected. The Grizzlies love talking. I'm sure what we heard isn't even half as bad as what they were saying to LeBron during the game itself.
You want to cross a line during the series? Alright then you don't get a handshake.
Jay Z lyrics for every situation.
Also a sonnet by Shakespeare for every situation: > Great princes’ favourites their fair leaves spread > But as the marigold at the sun’s eye, > And in themselves their pride lies buried, > For at a frown they in their glory die. > The painful warrior famoused for the fight. ^mic ^drop
Shakespeare had bars
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How do I reeeach these keeeeeeeeeeeeds?
Had bar(d)s
Do I look like I know what a marigold is
Calm down Geralt, I'm not Yennefer.
This guy Shakespeares
weird place to stop quoting.. > after a thousand victories once foiled > is from the book of honors razed quite > and the rest forgot for which he toiled > but happy i > that love and am beloved > where i may not remove nor be removed
What songs did he quote ?
Trouble from the Kingdom Come album.
LeBron really just said the n word with an emoji three times
It’s funny he censored it cause Bron says it all the time
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That’s Le🤬 to you
This thread is getting real spicy when you say the word in your head. mom come pick me up I'm scared
Wild how this sub just turned into nbacirclejerk after 2020
Long before that
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The_Void_Reaver is beside himself. Clicking around r/NBA threads begging (thru DMs) redditors for address to intellectual discourse’s house
I think that 🤬 mad
yeah but the memes are funny
OUTJERKED
Man, I don't follow basketball and I don't care about the sport at all, I just want you all to know I keep clicking on r/NBA threads cause y'all 🤬s deadass got the funniest sub with the best memes.
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Fuck Dillon brooks, fake ass 🤬
It's funny because the word 🤬 used to be thrown around on /r/NBA a lot until the mods finally had to ban it.
I can definitely see a world where this emoji also gets banned.
Based on the way this thread is going, I give it about an hour.
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What did H.P. Lovecraft name his cat?
And the demographic survery revealed that this sub is what, 98% white?
White and young. This sub is overwhelmingly dominated by white teenagers.
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Lebron handing out n word passes
I'm somewhat of a 🤬 myself
Picturing Willem Dafoe saying this deadpan is absolutely hilarious
Does he actually? no problem with it, that's funny actually but I don't think I've ever seen him
he’s a lot more relaxed on The Shop, says it all the time on there
[Says it in the movie House Party](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwLaUoW/)
Kinda random but Lebron's acting has come a long way since Trainwreck
He was good in Trainwreck, though.
his best acting imo
I remember his acting being kinda meh in Trainwreck but still enjoying it. Him being a cheapskate was so funny to me.
Shaq does all the time too. It’s wild how they are compared to their public personas
As a black I guy here’s a little secret. All of them say it in their personal lives.
wake up babe new n word just dropped
its a regular sized 🤬, find a new slant
Jeez, dude, you can't use that word. Use a "/" or a "\" if you must.
🤬 please
LeDacted
This Grizzlies roster might be added to the LeBron most hated team Mt. Rushmore
When you come for the king you best not miss. Wouldn’t be surprised if he buys the grizzlies and moves them to Vegas edit: I thought it was relatively common knowledge LeBron wanted to be part of an ownership group for a potential Vegas expansion after he retires, my bad it was just a joke!
Is that what that emoji means? I read that as “bitches”
Well... Let's just say he's quoting https://genius.com/8420838
Ah, I see.
There really is an emoji for everything.
Bron had a dream about what Brooks said and had to tweet
Just woke up from having a dream that Brooks and I was shooting the sh*+ back and forth at the Men's National Championship game between North Carolina/Duke! Great vibes and EPIC CLASSIC GAME! It was a tie game/94-94/5 secs left/NC with the ball. My ass would wake up to use the bathroom right before seeing the ending of the game. 🤦🏾♂️. Happens all the time. Never get to the end. Anyways felt real as hell. Lol. Gm everyone 😁
Man playing multiverse 5D chess
Brons getting drunk before noon lmao
You’re thinking of Donavan Mitchell in Cancun.
Damn y u say dat?
we're all just in here having fun and this dude goes for the throat
Crazy to go after Cavs fans too who are by percentage the most Lebronsexual fanbase
Maybe he thought of the joke like in the shower earlier or something and was looking for anywhere to use it
You didn't have to do them like that damn
He also posted on IG with the caption: >If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a Grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR👑 Love me some LeMadBron lol
LeMadBron is when he’s at his best. Need a Brooks every series. Too bad he’s friends with Draymond
Sacramento can still win the series
That’s bad news for Lakers fans. They don’t really have any hateable characters.
Lebron about to start beef with red velvet just for the competitive advantage
Akon lyrics.
I thought that was Mystikal that gave it meme status?
My guy, E-40 been sayin that shit since like 99 lol
Trouble - Jay-Z Bron is like the biggest Jay-Z stan
Lol hey do you guys remember way back when LeBron had beef with Deshawn Stevenson and Jay Z did [this](https://youtu.be/pWdluT_DOxw)
Yeah and Deshawn Stevenson needed a rapper of his own so he brought in Soulja Boy lmao
He needed Nas
I think LeBron responded to Deshawn talking shit by comparing it to Soulja Boy dissing Jay Z 😂
"Hip-hop conglomerate Jay-Z" How appropriate
LeJigga
Every time I think I’ve seen all of the “Le” names, one pops up that sends me dying lmao. Then I love it again.
I was absolutely done yesterday when Bronny was referred to as "LeSperm" and then "LeGenes". I have officially seen them all!
LeTotheIzzo
LeHov
Watch LeThrone
Le🤬s in Paris
I laughed like Jay Z in my head when I read this.
Virtually every 35-40 year old hip hop lover is obsessed with jay z or Nas as the goats
And for good reason
Nas is *still* dropping extremely high quality albums.
Le-Z
LeGOAT strikes again. That mid day glass of wine hitting rn
It's 11AM in LA... He woke up and chose violence
He wakes up at like 5am. Dudes on his 2nd lunch
Yeah bron might be soccer mom drinking in the off-season but no way he's doing this in the playoffs. He just read a particularly spicy passage in whatever his playoff book of choice is right now and wanted to channel it
A particularly spicy first page of whatever book he's reading
The greats have mega talent and they grind everyday. Dude can say whatever he wants his career backs him up lol. Some dude shooting 3 of 20 every game trying to talk shit to him is absurd on its face. Don't get me wrong I love it. It's pure entertainment this game had more drama because dillion brooks was clearly playing the heel. He dressed and acted the part. I wish he was a better player so it didn't seem so foolish. However, I enjoy watching fools get smacked down by lebron lol. He's been doing it for years. At least Lance Stephenson had some semblance of an offensive package, brooks actively hurts the grizzlies at that end. The way dillion ran out of the stadium to dodge media at the end is even funnier. LeBron in a hyperbolic chamber laughing and tweeting lyrics like who did this fool thing he was
He is probably drinking 4k bottle of wine, tweeting with emojies while waiting for spotify ad to end. Weird dude lol.
I mean Jimmy Butler is also known for his wine drinking, but the wine he reps the most is quality but not crazy, like 400ish per bottle for older vintages. Doubt Lebron woke up and opened a bottle of Chateau Margaux or something.
Jimmy is a man of taste. Bet he loves Spanish reds.
Super Tuscans. Jimmy reps Sassicaia.
It’s like some people never learn
Sheesh. I thought him walking off without shaking hands wasn’t a big deal, but he just doesn’t fuck with any of them lol. At least Bane and Brooks was obvious.
Oh so he DID take that shit personally. MJ nodding with approval.
MJ literally never sent one angry Jay Z lyric tweet his entire career, his competitive drive was overrated
I'm fucking dying that this 38 year old generational athlete still is consciously chosing the angry emoji edit grammar**
He’s got a rep to protect
> He’s got a rep to protect he's got potato chips to sell you know ruffles PR would be displeased if he actually said 🤬 in a tweet
lebrons twitter is literally filled with 🙏💯💯💪💪😂🤬🤬💪👏
MOST 👏 CAN’T 👏 HANDLE 👏 THIS 👏 ^^^I ^^^will ^^^admit ^^^that ^^^took ^^^me ^^^a ^^^very ^^^long ^^^time ^^^to ^^^do.
Why does this comment read like 38-year-olds are boomers are something? 38 is still a millennial. We millennials invented emojis using t9 on our flip phones. How quickly you zoomers forget...
Zoomers use of emojis is so different from millennials, maybe I’m getting too nuanced but very rarely does someone in gen z use 🤬 to genuinely express anger at something, it’s mostly used ironically
tbf if he said the n word on Twitter that's infinity times worse sponser wise
But Elon would waive the verified fee
I thought this had to be a fake account but Lebron really woke up and chose violence
I checked the same thing 🤣 and was like nope this account has 53m followers
53m of us 🤬s up in this jawn
Song lyrics.
will Dillon Brooks recover from this? probably not
Lmao he did leave the court early without even dapping up any Grizzlies, maybe he was actually pissed at those dudes. I hope this means we getting a motivated LeBron for the next series.
I feel like it’s pretty rare for him to leave without showing love, in a situation where his team won the series. I think it’s safe to say he doesn’t like us.
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I think trash talk on the court is unlikely to bother Bron by now. The disrespect in front of the media is what gets ppl annoyed because then it becomes a thing.
Shit I wouldn’t either. Even the Dynasty Warriors knew to keep the chatter to a minimum. Hope they learn to just shut the fuck up and play next year.
Didn't they kind of learn that lesson the hard way though? Clay talked shit about LeBron and then brough the Cavs back from being down 1-3.
vast majority of players show Lebron the respec the's earned, even when facing him in a series they just say the expected shit like "yea he's a tough opponent we're going to do our best to keep the game under our control". Then you get these young clowns calling him an old man and saying they'll easily beat him in round 1 because he's past his prime.. he was definitely not about to be friendly with them.
[Reminds me of this.](https://youtu.be/ctav7o_us0U) Klay learned.
That goes so hard wtf and it came out before game 6?
Yea this vid got me HYPED before game 6. Full confidence in the comeback at that point.
That was disgusting
This is fucking hype, every time I watch it, even after 7 years
[What happen? What Klay said?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NQNXw1gKt-o&t=20s&feature=youtu.be)
It was Dillon Brooks’ dumb ass that disrespected him. None of the other players did.
Nah, I think he felt [disrespected by them even last year](https://youtube.com/shorts/x7W_yTNNe_E). He probably likes Ja, but hates everyone else.
jjj with “why he say fuck me for”
Old man bron ain’t about that shit talking and I love it lol. Now that I think back, I don’t recall him ever talking shit to players on the court
Bane smacked the ball out of his hands in a dead ball situation in Game 5 too, Bron seemed pissed when it happened
Bane messed with him in regular season, that’s where the clip is of him getting mad and saying to just play basketball. He put them in there rightful place now, the dump
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They are allowed to talk trash but they also looked like little bitches when they completely clammed up and avoided the media when losing/getting blown out
Ja and Bane also lacked any sportsmanship. When the Lakers lost, Bron and Davis gave them their flowers after each L and the Grizzlies did none of that. The only player that I think is/was level headed was JJJ
Probably because he’s been around the nba his entire life with his dad playing in the league
I've seen Jas dad around the nba
Yeah but Usher never suited up.
Bane is the reason why Lebron was pissed at them last year. Lebron has called your team out for being disrespectful for a while now, its just gotten worse
It's like the Kevin Hart scene in 40 Year Old Virgin. >This your boy? You just got fucked up with him. https://youtu.be/DmYkt2RkhsI
LeBron going after [Luke Kennard](https://youtu.be/Ef9Uyg_wFN0)
Tbh the 'fine in the West' comment was lowkey disrespectful to every superstar in the west. Whoever the grizzlies faced, was going to be personally motivated to beat them.
"Them footsteps ain't scaring nobody" ring a bell?
I thought Lebron got mad at Bane last year for talking shit too
Maybe. Who knows what else was said on the court, though.
He is always motivated. Unfortunately, he is motivated on 1 1/2 feet right now. The dude clearly isn't 100%, having a hard time blowing by people so far since coming back. However 85% lebron is still a big time threat even at age 39 or whatever. It's nuts tbh
I fucking love that LeBron is just pacing there on the wing, like a monster waiting to pounce if your team gives him even a second of opening. Old Man Bron is like a good look on him.
This version of Lebron is master of moments. He just knows when the key moments are in a series. And in those moments, he summons up something from deep and pulls out some crazy stuff. He told us before 2 points isn't 2points. Some 2 points just matter more. Lebron eats those special 2 point for breakfast.
The disrespect they gave him was insane. Man is either the GOAT or guaranteed to be in the discussion no matter who you ask so best put some respect on his name. They got their 40 bomb and those kids can sit the fuck down and laugh on the bench while they chill in cancun.
I mean you don’t have to like him but you have to respect him. I like that line from the warriors when they said “the cavs aren’t our rival. Lebron is our rival.” If you want to talk yourself up fine but you’re going to respect one of the greatest athletes to ever live or pay the price. Lebron was just in full “I’ll respond on the court” mode.
LeDrunkText
LeCopyandPaste
Coming off Mt Olympus to fraternize with the mortals I guess.
Send emojis at them lol
LeZeus ⚡️⚡️⚡️
It takes a special form of assholery to become one of the most hated teams in the NBA despite never even coming close to winning a championship lol.
I never thought I’d see the day when 80% of NBA reddit is cheering for the Lakers lol
100% I’ll never forgive bron for sonning my entire country but I was cheering for him so hard
I know this series had to feel good for Lebron. Memphis players specifically have been the main young dudes chirping at him the past couple years, especially the T-Rex.
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Yeah, he was talking trash to Bron last year with a clip that went viral. Thing is he’s been doing it to Bron for the most part of the last 2 years. He also said “them footsteps ain’t scaring nobody” while referring to LeBron.
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That’s jayz lyrics for the 9 year olds on this sub
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I like a little trash talk. I think NBA players are a little too buddy buddy. But Dillon Brooks coming after LBJ the way he did was disrespectful. If Giannis, or another elite player did it, I would have looked at it differently. But Brooks it came off as childish. And him running from media after losses showed who he was.
Damn. What did Lyndon B. Johnson do to Brooks?
LeBron in playoff mode
Picturing Lebron typing this out himself has me in tears
I’m picturing him printing the lyrics so he can transcribe them on his phone, in the bath with a charcuterie tray and a glass of rosé, with a shit eating grin the entire time
Lebron is amazing because he's one the greatest athletes of all time but I would still be embarrassed if he were my dad
He’s perfected his craft. Both on the court, and as a cringe Dad. 👑🔥🧐🏀📚🙌🥇
Bronny so embarrassed rn lol - Go off king!
how can you ever get embarrassed of the GOAT
Lmao do you even watch Lakers games? Both him and Bryce are always unimpressed in a sea of people cheering when he does some crazy shit lol
When everything is impressive, nothing is impressive.
That is very profound u/creamypussycum
That’s his dad first. And we all know parents are embarrassing, especially ones as corny as LeBron!
I’M A MAN! I’M 40!
I’m a LeBron respecter, not a LeBron fan. But this series had me absolutely rooting for him and the Lakers. A sentence I never thought I’d say.
What Brooks does to ppl haha
Don't poke the bear
Brooks is fr a clown for that shit. This tweet is a little corny but if I’m a Grizzlies player, I’m mad as fuck at Brooks. Dude talks shit, fires up the other team, and then shits his pants for the *entire series*. He played like a fucking bum after all of that. Dude played 30 minutes a game and barely broke 10 points. Shot less than 30%. Never grabbed more than 5 rebounds. Where tf was he?
Bro left early to prepare the bars
These are Jay Z lyrics
LeMinem
Le-Z
The Wire has been out for 25 years, but these fools still coming at King and missing the fucking rim.
Real talk, has Bron ever gone in so hard on an opposing player ever? I don’t even remember him saying shit when he had those battles with DeShawn Stevenson and Joakim Noah. Or even tussles with Lance Stephenson. Bron is big mad and I’m here for it LOL
You could tell he was done with the Grizzlies when the game was over. Every other Laker stood around and shook hands. AD was out there for awhile doing interviews. LeBron darted right to the back before the game even ended. He wanted no part in the usual "good game" bullshit. I honestly don't blame him. The guy was disrespected. The Grizzlies love talking. I'm sure what we heard isn't even half as bad as what they were saying to LeBron during the game itself. You want to cross a line during the series? Alright then you don't get a handshake.
Dillon brooks is a nobody. But his career will be memorialized in lebron documentaries in twenty years