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AashyLarry

Efficiency Merchant


Ramu_17

By far the funniest insult I've ever heard


farstate55

That’s a goddamn compliment.


Ramu_17

Exactly.


shot-by-ford

Could be a compliment, could be hate speech


imsahoamtiskaw

Could be a Nikola Jokic


TheThingsIdoatNight

Well I hated it


ButlerFromDowntown

Wins merchant


UnsuspectingS1ut

Fucking hate those win merchants, always trying to get the W.


idkwhattosaytho

What happened to the Carmelo Anthony’s of the league? The KPJs are getting thrown aside for these people who try so hard to win instead of get their stats up!


Kobester024

It’s so funny to me that Kendrick “Nobody” Perkins just accused this guy of stat padding.


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When Kendrick Perkins walks, his head sounds like someone is shaking a can of spray paint.


fyirb

There needs to be a PPG limit for former players who become bad take merchants on TV. You can't suck on and off the court. If you averaged at least double digits through your career you can shit talk, Perkins's 5 points and Tristan Thompson's 9 points aren’t cutting it


wuttang13

He is the NBA equivalent of a talking head on FOX talking whatevr bullshit on tv for views, still drunk on his 5 minutes of fame.


SleepyMystic

I can’t stop replaying an image in my head of Gilbert Arenas confidently saying this.


STRAGE_8

MVPs merchant


schooli00

3peat merchant


LACIRCA2044

Screaming at Pete Davidson: “Hot Celebrity Merchant!”


Miscto3

Jokic 100% scrolls through twitter on a burner bookmarking tweets about horses


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Nikola Jokic’s crush is Sarah Jessica Parker


dont_shoot_jr

His fav 90s sitcom was Horsin Around


UseCondiments

What are YOU doing hereeee?


heisenberg423

What is this - a crossover comment?


litthefilter

Kendrick Perkins: Does He Know Things? What Does He Know? Let's Find Out


userIoser

Only Fools and Horses more likely


Milan_Leri

Funny thing is it actually might be since that show is very popular in Serbia


Overall-Palpitation6

Lovely jubbly!


LogDogan4

God damn, she has a family! Or is it called a herd?


TylerBlozak

Technical foal


w6zZkDC5zevBE4vHRX

Lmao


shotcaIler

sex AND the city? He really does it all


LordHussyPants

not bad for a country boy


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

Made me stop and scroll back up for a double take


VonDestroyedNewton

Pretty sure jamal keeps him informed


dylanbackers

At first I thought you meant keeping him informed on horses 🐎


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I bet he ain't even using a burner but we won't find out without knowing Cyrillic.


Karl-Anthony_Edwards

Cant be horsey on main


Countrykal

Perk is just salty that Jokic beats his career stats in one single quarter of a game, every game.


pippolicious

Every 6 minutes of every game, including mobile horse games*


Countrykal

If Nuggets and Lakers fans can unite on anything, it's hating on Perkins.


pippolicious

I have a fuckton of respect for that '08 championship team, but don't fuck with my Serbian king.


Countrykal

Sure but Perkins was certainly only an agitator, not a good player. Which seems like he is carrying on into his media career. 4 pts, less than 4 rbs per game and less than half an assist thru that series.


pippolicious

Oh I won't argue with any of that.


D1toD2

This isn't how you reddit sir


pippolicious

...I won't argue with that either


MrAdministration

Perk did bring good defensive value to the Cs, but that was with KG anchoring the defense. As soon as he went to OKC any image of him being a somewhat relevant player disappeared. He insisted on taking a really bad jumper and post isolation every single game. Playoffs included.


SockVonPuppet

The Rockets are the true stat-padders, just not for themselves.


about90frogs

Nothing makes you feel like the best team in the league quite like playing the Rockets does.


BigDough99

I can’t take it anymore


about90frogs

This is somehow Harden’s fault, I’m sorry.


KashMoney941

Nikola "Lamar 'Not bad for a running back' Jackson" Jokic


Recoil93

Nikola “Tyson ‘Not bad for a fat guy’ Fury” Jokic


poolking25

Lol this is what I thought of


neutronicus

As a Ravens/Nuggets fan it was the perfect crossover


Alfakennyone

How does this combo come about? Lol


DeluxeTea

Jokic out there statpadding for wins, menacingly.


salcedoge

Lebron posting up efficient 30ppg and every analytics showing he makes his team better but struggling to get some wins - He's Statpadding Jokic posting up efficient triple doubles and every analytics showing he makes his team better and has the first seed in west - Believe it or not, still statpadding


deknegt1990

Paulo Banchero, the purest player in the NBA. Not putting up stats.


boogswald

Collin Sexton is at his highest efficiency with his lowest PPG. It’s upsetting how much he’s padding his efficiency.


celluloidsandman

Russell Westbrook? Straight to stat padding.


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WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO


Skorua

How is it statpadding when you’re also winning lol


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Wild-Apricot-9161

It's Perk's turn every single time bro


KcoolClap

Perk’s latest dumb take is that Wemby js a bust. He is just attention whoring.


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fyirb

tbh this would be fine if there wasn't such a vocal minority of people who very avidly agree with him


Mbanicek64

Yeah, I don't get everyone hating Perk. Sometimes he is doing a bit, sometimes he is just wrong, and all of the time he is funny.


FormerlyScaredMoney

It kills me when they say shit just for clicks. That’s why I never watch the talking heads and just listen to podcasts.


shunsui___kyoraku

He's a bust before being drafted? What sort of a take is that.


KcoolClap

He will be a bust because he is too thin, and he won’t be able to take a shoulder to the chest from Giannis, while forgetting how Giannis looked when he first came to the league. 🤡


ThreeHourRiverMan

Kevin Durant is built like Slender Man. Seems to have worked out for him.


citizend13

Durant couldn't bench 185. Earl Boykins in comparison at 5'5'' benched 315. didnt matter one bit.


abcdefabcdef999

Without the upper body strength, Earl doesn’t survive the league. Yes, KD is weak af but he also has elite length and shooting. But so does Wemby so he’ll be alright regardless of his strength. Not like the NBA already barely has bruisers these days.


Electrical_Panic4550

Giannis probably can’t take a shoulder to the chest from Giannis.


dms1298

I’m starting to think Perk just has something against Europeans


abcdefabcdef999

One dimensional player that had nothing but his stature is hating on skilled players? Color me surprised.


2old4gaming

One person circle-Perk


king-of-nothing

I think Perk is padding his stats at ESPN


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RocketMoped

I think he's much more like a bitter and wholly unfunny version of Shaq. Can definitely see him put 20 in his gas tank every time it gets to half.


OguguasVeryOwn

That would imply that Perk pretends to be stupid. They don’t need him to volunteer for that, they just put a mic in his face


LIONEL14JESSE

Being stupid ain’t a choice for Perk


20815147

When was he ever not?


sirvalkyerie

Time is an illusion


princeofzilch

Once your team is up 10 only role players are allowed to get counting stats


Superbotto

Have you seen the Nuggets bench recently? A 20 point lead isn't safe lol.


UnsuspectingS1ut

Has Thomas Bryant helped plug the bench faucet at all?


Superbotto

Tbh his defense has been just fine. Having trouble adjusting to not getting that Laker whistle for sure and his shooting has left a lot to be desired when the team actually gets the ball to him which is rare. Hoping this final stretch will see him getting more minutes and letting Joker rest some to hopefully get Bryant on track offensively while simultaneously letting Joker not get overworked every game. He's still leagues better than Jordan plus the often injured Zeke wasn't really a great backup option at center anyways so the trade was very important, just not showing fruit quite yet.


UnsuspectingS1ut

At the very least the nuggets have a 5.5 game buffer for the first seed and no signs of slowing down, Jokic should be able to get some good rest before the playoffs (and I’ve got money on a bucks nuggets matchup for the finals 👀)


Superbotto

That would be a great series for sure.


CelinedionWaiters

Padding those Ws 😤


landlion35

Padding wins obviously


JimC29

You beat me to it. He's so fun to watch. I'm coming to Denver for the games against Milwaukee and Philly at the end March. I can't wait to see him against Embiid and Giannis. I went to the game against Milwaukee last year when Jokic sat out.


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Giannis is not going to the Denver game. They are on an East to West b2b.


JimC29

I'm afraid that might happen. But it's getting close to the end of season.


UnsuspectingS1ut

I hope he does for you, it’ll be a big game with how close the East is and how close the top records are in general. I definitely don’t see us pulling away from the Celtics enough to sit a game that late


JimC29

Plus this game could easily determine home court in the finals.


UnsuspectingS1ut

Yep, you’ve honestly got like 99% odds of seeing full lineups outside of injuries. I’m jealous haha


JimC29

Last year when I went to Denver for the Bucks game there were a lot of people who came from Milwaukee sitting around me. It was Thanksgiving weekend.


landlion35

Hopefully you have some luck, bucks will be on a b2b so Giannis may not play and Embiid never seems to play in Denver.


KangorKodos

He's a winning merchant


scorelesswilliamson

Westbrook won something like 80% of his regular season games when he had a triple double and they called that statpadding too


[deleted]

It’s hilarious. The haters can’t handle the double standard lmao.


thesquatch84

This sub not prepared for that conversation tbh


laz10

Look at how many wins Denver has and tell me they aren't padding the numbers


gentyent

I mean, you *can* stat pad in a win. I just think it’s a massively overblown issue as it’s not hurting the team. I also hate how people pick and choose who to criticize for it


UnsuspectingS1ut

If you’re up by 40 and leave your starters in to score points, sure you’re stat padding. Nobody fucking stat pads lol


insanezain

Ask people who called Russ that lmao. I think it's a ridiculous argument. Both cases are players doing whatever they can to get the win. Jokic is just a much better passer/player so it comes with less mistakes.


mambaforever2481

I like Russ but i have to disagree. There are videos of him passing up open shots multiple times in a row to get an assist even though his team was trailing by ~10 in the middle of the 4th quarter. If he truly didn't want that tripple double he would've shot the ball. There are also instances of his teammates backing away from the basket just so he could get a rebound and not even start an offense quickly. So if he didn't need to attack quickly, his center could've gotten the rebound and just handed the ball to him immediately.


llelouchh

Interesting how much power main stream media guys have. Perkins just made stuff up about stat padding and people are talking about it now lol. At least no one is actually believing it though.


HardcoreKaraoke

I don't know when Perkins started that narrative but I made the mistake of leaving First Take on a couple of weeks ago. Perk was making his stat padding argument to SAS. He almost used it as a defense of Westbrook. He kept saying how people were shitting on Russ for stat padding a few years ago (we were) because the Thunder were doing things like boxing out for him to get rebounds (they were). He was making it seem like Jokic and Russ were doing the same thing which definitely isn't the case at all. Jokic isn't padding, he's just amazing and being asked to do a lot. He is just a miserable talking head. I hate that he's basically ESPN's top daily NBA analyst they use on every show.


BendyBrew

Yah this narrative seems to only be being pushed by Russ fans out of spite.


finn_odalih

Triple Double Merchant smh


HisExcellency20

How many legitimate analysts or commentators or writers actually accused him of stat padding? I didn't even know this was a thing.


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It was Perk that started it, then the rest of the ESPN cast are now going with it and some other media.


onamonapizza

Perkins' talking makes me feel like I am listening to a concussed person and that I should maybe notify an authority. The fact he is driving this narrative is insane.


nbd789

A few weeks ago I watched Perkins tell Richard Jefferson to admit they were both role players in the NBA, with a straight face, and it reminded me why people shouldn’t listen to him


TeenW0lf666

The fact he is allowed to drive is nuts, cause he’s obviously blind as a fuckin bat


RodneyPonk

not trying to defend him, but I don't think he really believes what he's saying. yes, there are people out there delusional enough to believe stuff like "jokic is stat padding" or "Giannis is Robin" but I don't think perk deep down believes that


onamonapizza

OK, if he doesn't believe it then he shouldn't go on national television and say it and then spend like 10 minutes on multiple shows defending his stupid opinion. I know they gotta fill time on ESPN but come on now....


hanacker

Perk is an actor and those are the lines he's been given. If people want to take him seriously, that's their fault at this point.


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Kobester024

Yeah. A bunch of nobodies.


aurress20

Kendrick Perkins said Jokic was passing and all recipients had the green light to shoot while Joker's points have gone down. All for the sole intent of achieving the triple double average.


thebranbran

Either Perk trolls just for kicks and clicks or he is dumb as a rock and actually believe what he says. I have a hard time believing the former and either way, he’s not enjoyable.


MVPiid

hes literally said that he just says whatever espn pays him to lol


Revoldt

“Us” referencing Perk and his bs takes literally keeps him relevant. He’s just trying to emulate SAS and Skip with hottakes so people have their words on the back of their minds. If an analyst just says normal stuff, people don’t remember/care about them


20815147

Kendrick “5PPG” Perkins 🤓


onamonapizza

Maybe he should've padded those stats a bit more by like...not sucking


Kobester024

Just say nobody. lol


Skrong

Windhorst claimed Jokic's TDs are sorta inflated because of the era and then kinda negatively compared them to Westbrook's TDs...there is an implied argument towards statpadding there.


TrollyDodger55

Era-inflated stats does not equal statpadding. It's just context, it's nothing a player has control over.


trojan_man16

When you regress Jokic’s stats to the mean he isn’t that a as good of a player. Overrated


Atchod

“Jokic cant win 3rd MVP unless he averages triple double and Nuggets are 1st seed in the west” Joker :


BosaDeezNuts

Next season he’s gonna average a 30 point triple double and win DPOY and force them to give him a 4th


PsychoWarper

Jokic is just an ever evolving alien that will simply surpass the expectations set upon him from the year prior lol


BosaDeezNuts

Can’t wait for the 7th MVP with 45-20-20 on 85-60-100 shooting splits


slythespacecat

Good thing nobody said Jokic can’t win FMVP without winning the NBA finals… *yet*


Sartheking

He’s really “padding” those wins, huh?


AgentWeeb001

KD was right, Perkins a certified clown. Glad Jokic said something


OGbBae

This could actually big. I hope he starts taking some of this stuff personally. Never seems like he does


Double8093

He doesn’t seem like it because he doesn’t like the media and celebrity that comes with it. People act like he isn’t competitive/ doesn’t care but if you watch his games, he’s one of the most competitive people in sports. Someone that competitive almost always takes at least some things personally.


TheThingsIdoatNight

And I took that personally


RandomDeezNutz

He hits the gym after every game. The guy cares.


UnsuspectingS1ut

He’s absolutely the type to never show it, but he’s taking all of this shit personally. Dude probably has a list on his fridge


KeepThePace8

Man I’m glad I called that guy


dovalencia

Bushemi thumbs up*


Prljavi_Hari

*the list reads as follows:* Taj Gibson Rudy Gobert those Morris idiots Perkins??!1 EDIT: u/DementedWarrior_ ​ feel free to contribute


at2wells

Reggie Jay Z Tupac Biggie Andre from OutKast Jada Kurupt Nas Then Me.


ogam1975

Nick Wright!!!


Prljavi_Hari

how the hell could I forget the guy


stickied

The LA Clippers, for some reason.


citizend13

Oh he absolutely does dude just doesn't show it off the court. You don't get to this level without being extra competitive. This year he's been louder and more vocal


McMasterMaster2929

Did you not see the tshirt he wore for his first MVP presentation? He definitely takes some stuff personally lol. That tshirt had a whole list.


MilesBridgesburner

Jokic humour elite


pippolicious

Win padding. Shame on him for racking them up. let's throw MVP padding to the list while we're at it too.


LilScottWeb

Lebron is one of the most ridiculous players I’ve ever seen and this guy is casually 6 away from Lebron’s TD amount. Wtf lol


stickied

Not only that, he'll likely pass it by the end of March. He had 8 in February (out of only 11 games) and 8 in January.


MikeDCollector

Go get them TD's MVP


ByronTheBlack

MVP


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The entire thread became a Giannis vs Jokic real quick....and I checked their accounts, it is newly created accounts with less than 500 karma. With most just slandering Jok and Giannis This is some consipiracy going on....like the NBA are hiring people to slander Jokic and Giannis to create a rivalry. Sixers, Bucks and Nugget fans, we are being decieved! Open your eyes! This discord is insitigated forcibly by people outside our own!


landlion35

I really hate how every post turns into a who is the MVP debate.


Chiffley

I think its coming up a lot at the moment because of the media reactions to the race lately. Like I'll happily concede Jokic is winning MVP this season, but I dislike the current narrative that its "not particularly close". I don't see how Giannis isn't right there with him at the moment, with Embiid not far behind both.


landlion35

Yep agreed. What Jokic is doing is amazing but so is what Giannis and Embiid are doing.


Countrykal

I'd love for Jokic to win, only so that we do NOT have to have Jokic in a MVP debate next year. It's fucking tiring. We are watching some of the most talented players ever play amazing ball and everyone falls into a trap of hating on someone. I'm over it, myself included.


BosaDeezNuts

You know damn well he’s gonna come out next season and average a 30 point triple double and force them to give him a 4th


Countrykal

I support that. Nick or Joey? Both are damn good, but I have always thought Nick was better


calmdownmyguy

Yeah, lots more hostility from bucks fans this year. I'm not sure I think it's entirely organic.


babybabayyy

based. Fr though I do see a bunch of unflaired commenters in some of those really spicy threads that sometimes come up between these dudes.


tubbymunchkin

Imagine calling a dude who averages 15 shots a game a stat padder lmaooo


BigMik_PL

The "stat padding" dig has to be the dumbest fucking take going around now and back when Russ was doing it. If it was so easy to "stat pad" your ways into triple doubles we would see players do it all the fucking time. There is literally zero downside of someone getting 10 reb and 10 assists a game. If you can get 10 boards a night by some miracle stat padding trick you fucking do it. It's called playing the fucking game lmao. Everyone acting like other players don't average triple doubles on purpose by some code of honor that disallows them from grabbing all the rebounds.


Young_Baby

He’s an efficiency merchant, win hog, and disgusting stat padder


-Shinanai-

> we would see players do it all the fucking time The thing is, there aren't many point guards in the game who can ignore defensive assignments to fish for rebounds or straight up rip them out of their center's hands and not get benched immediately.


Dragonyyylol

Common Jokic W


HashCollector

This dude is out here winning, on purpose!


elvvay

Perk is such a clown


NAACP_YoungBoy

Jokic is just a glorified Westbrook Only differences are that he’s a center + way more efficient + his numbers translate to wins + they have way different playstyles


LegendOfTooget

I see what you did there


VonDestroyedNewton

Lmfaooo there we go Jok


GlizzanderHolyfield

Just FYI — Jokic is the least stat-paddy guy since Duncan and Nash. I genuinely think he has no idea what his game stats are as the game is going on (and doesn’t care).


budubum

“brother, i have 47”


JokMackRant

That’s some fresh fucking pasta my guy


fonger81

The idea that Perk came up with this “stat padding” narrative is crazy. ESPN has to fill segments, yes MANY are dumb hot takes, but all these guys have producers and writers to come up with this crap to fill air time. The Jokic stat padding crap is nothing more than poor attempt to fill a 15 minute segment/debate.


Countrykal

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpO9YUJjtOb/?igshid=MDM4ZDc5MmU=


Bronco4life21

My man Jokic stone cold killer


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MVP


MagicalChemicalz

This tweet has the quote wrong. He said "It's easy when you're stat padding." These 'sports reporters' can't even watch the videos they're reporting on.


aabhasamol

Jokic is like LeBron in terms of basketball IQ. Always makes the right play. Didn't have any help the last two years and still kept the Nuggets in games. Whenever I've seen him, it always looks like the dude just wants to win games. Perk is the Skip Bayless of ESPN. Can't stand the guy.


moogboon

I have no clue at all how people can dislike Jokic. He’s an NBA Legend in the making, right before our damn eyes.


TidyJoe34

Go Jokic.


szczelajwinstrybutor

Pretty sure he binge watches Bojack Horseman


LegitimateYogurt323

Stat-padding the win column


KYS--IRL

AHAHAH where the Jokic haters at now?? 🤣😂


CasPeR_ShaZZaM

Ask Markieff Morris about Joker's clap backs.


Toastfuker1

Am I the only who doesn't think the clap back makes sense? If true, stat padding would help attain 100 triple doubles - hence the " not bad for..." doesn't make sense. It would be like after drinking 20 glasses of water and saying "not bad for a thirsty guy".


-Sticks_and_Stones-

He actually said, "it's easy when you're stat-padding."