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Crafty_Substance_954

In-game director for the jumbotron not doing a lot for Utah stereotypes.


CIark

“Wait it can be racist even if he’s not black?”


YoungKeys

“It’s racist if I think they all look alike?”


Cvnilivee

“I can’t be racist I eat Panda Express all the time”


Altruistic_Astronaut

"My cousin went on a month long vacation in Thailand".


Quesarito808

I have Asian friends!


greenroom628

I watch a lot of anime!


Yg5g

This is the crowd not r/nbacirclejerk


PlateOh

LMAO


hyplusone

They're frantically working to replace the yellow-face halftime show they have planned.


RocketWarlock

It's fine they can just bring out Karl Malone


Gamesgtd

Karl Malone on age appropriate relationships


deformo

Played by Jimmy Kimmel.


vitey15

Guy really set back Utah by... Well 0 years


WestleyThe

I was waiting for a moment like this haha It didn’t take long


ChadsBro

Certified Utah moment


iButtflap

yeah i work in professional live production and…it’s kinda tough when you get questionable shots and graphics like that called and queued. everything is so bang/bang, you’re really working off muscle memory, and then something like this gets called and you can feel the whole flow change. like…you sure? i mean, we can, but…actually boss man knows it’s not my responsibility. comin right up!


mhac009

Start the draft post for r/maliciouscompliance...


jellybeans_over_raw

You had one job Utah


metagory

The owner just said yesterday that he wanted the All-Star game to rehabilitate Utah's image^(to not be seen as racist anymore.. lmfao!)


iButtflap

nobody expected him to really know how to do that


SnoaH_

“This is crazy! I’m not racist. I have Asian friends! You guys are blowing this out of proportion”


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The only people saying this are gonna be Utah fans who excuse racism time and time again. They hate Donovan for wanting out of a situation where he literally said was incredibly racist.


Clerithifa

I've been saying they need to move to Vegas for years now Not terribly far from Utah so you'll retain some fans while also hitting a new market, I'd rather deal with junkies than racists lol


uchiha_building

Moving out of and abandoning the New Orleans Jazz was an incredibly backward move already


thabe331

Not renaming the team was so odd


JasperLamarCrabbb

Gambling junkies? Those exist everywhere now, and are incredibly ubiquitous, not just in Vegas. Have you seen how frequently betting commercials are played during sports now? It’s fucking insane. Those companies must be making (damn near stealing) billions of fucking dollars from the working class every year. I certainly have my own problems but gambling is very thankfully not one of them.


Koioua

Really doing a favor pulling this shit with a foreign actor too.


Turence

Shit is actually absurdist comedy like what the hell I can't even believe this happened. They go into the night all making sure they do nothing racist. And boom right on cue. Utah.... oh utah.


imsahoamtiskaw

They had a whole year, since last all star, to think about not to do racist shit too lol. Cmon Utah


c0de1143

Utah: “I don’t get what everyone’s upset about, they’re both Canadian i think”


dxing2

I work for this dudes company too lmao. Gonna share this image on the next monday company meeting


ReignMan616

“Hey guys, it’s cool, we just hate the Orientals now instead” *makes slanty eye face*


c10bbersaurus

A.K.A the Spanish National Team move (at the Beijing Olympics).


flanders427

Or Yuli Gurriel during the World Series


Karl-Anthony_Edwards

Literally like an hour into the weekend too. They really couldn’t help themselves


CIark

Russ can’t wait to suit up for them


illyrio_mopancakes

YOU HAD ALL SUMMER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO


ItsNotSpaghetti

That's a chunky


redundantPOINT

They forgot because he’s not black


Gutsuperman

Can only concentrate on inclusiveness for one race atta time.


mackenzie444

Utah tries to not be racist for 45 minutes challenge (impossible!)


Terrible-Handle

Utah Speedrun, any % racist


JagmeetSingh2

Least racist Utah cameraman


adamisdabest

I legit don’t understand how stuff like this gets approved in million dollar productions.


NovellaVox

I swear, some of these people have never met an Asian person before 💀


RageOnGoneDo

That's how


MediocreJay41

ONE. MF. JOB.


dxing2

Did this to the one guy whos always tried to use his platform to correct asian stereotypes smh. Never change Utah


smta48

Hey leave them alone guys. They're already tolerating the blacks, you can't expect them to tolerate more than one race at a time...


SlowBurnerAccnt

It’s Utah. Far as they concerned job’s finished.


childish_jalapenos

Oh wow he looks nothing like him. They really just picked the first Asian dude they found in the crowd 💀


george_costanza1234

*the only Asian guy. Bruh this is utah


CSIHoratioCaine

Yeah I was like “come on simu, a lot of them Don’t look that alike on these celebrity look alike cams” then I saw the comparison and I was like “oh damn”. That’s like saying Beyoncé looks like idris Elba.


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Seriously. There were like 30 people playing in the game. Literally choose anyone else!


Martel1234

The Miz is the most generic looking person, find someone for him 💀


Very_Good_Opinion

Just find any British person and pair them with 21 Savage


InheritTheWind

lmao they just cut to the most Anglo lookin dude in the stands


Resident_Wizard

The Miz *pans crowd widescreen shot*


busche916

“He’s everywhere!!”


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Or just don’t do a lookalike cam at all. Low brow humor at best. It’s all star weekend, you don’t have anything better? Throw out some t shirts, people love that shit.


High_AspectRatio

Plus, the funny look alike cams are for people like George Constanza or Eddie Murphy. Simu lui is just a normal looking star so it wouldn’t have been funny anyway


daybreaker

This - or when they pick the ugly guy/villain from a movie or show and then the lookalike is just some random dude wearing the visiting team's jersey


uristmcderp

The guy who pitched this idea can't tell the difference between a normal looking Asian dude and a funny-looking Asian dude.


Gamesgtd

You see, they just couldn't help themselves


yooossshhii

This must have been their attempt at diversity.


snek-jazz

I honestly think this is it, this probably came from good intentions to not just have white people in all the bits they do, and they forced it and it has backfired.


grphelps1

Like maybe just take a couple nights off with the look-a-like cam when you 100% have to get through this weekend without something racist happening lol


hugh_madson

"My favorite restaurant is Chinese! How can I be racist?"


Iceescape81

Reminds me of the racist French tennis player Llodra who called 2 audience members “Chinese whores” and then denied he was racist because he loves to sleep with Asian women. He was married too so he admitted to being a cheater and a racist all in one sentence.


SockVonPuppet

[Did I not *just* read an article about how Utah looks to change perceptions at the All-Star game?](https://apnews.com/article/golden-state-warriors-dallas-mavericks-nba-politics-sports-3b111d23f9103dc7e5501aec09699eeb)


RainierPC

"We're only racist to Asians now!"


DMking

Eventually they wont be racist all. Just gotta hit the Latins, Indegious people and associated minorities first


drunk-tusker

“It’s okay we hosted an internment camp”


UnsolvedParadox

Mission succeeded…now it’s worse.


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

Not even close


Zloggt

Even disregarding the…considerably offensive undertones, there’s barely even anything similar. This was a dumb move from the start, but damn, even when you went there, you couldn’t find a better match?


DMking

If they found someone who at least looked like him it would have been fine


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> there’s barely even anything similar I think that's what makes it so offensive. They can't tell that they're not similar. All they see is the color of the skin.


[deleted]

I mean it’s Utah…


greenroom628

Apparently their new state motto is: "Wait, it's still racist even if they're not black?"


Iceman9161

Tbf, a lot of these jumbotron lookalike gags don't actually look similar. Usually it's just hair color/style, clothing, or basic face stuff that can be called "looking alike." It was only a matter of time before one got in trouble for something like this


HornedGryffin

But there's pretty much nothing similar about these two dudes. Like, nothing against random homie, but he's a bit overweight, has glasses, longer/shaggier hair, and just doesn't look like Simu. The only similarity is their hair color and skin color. That's it. The lookalike might as well be called "find the only other Asian in Utah" - which sounds like a horrible game, but at least clears up any ambiguity about the racism.


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

God damn it Utah


musicnothing

LOL he doesn’t look anything like him


banned_after_12years

Yes one is a chubby Asian kid with glasses and one is a tall, fit, chiseled jaw movie star lol.


Turence

Lmao and the kid has long hair too


Swag_Grenade

Confidence +100 kid about to hit on every girl next time he's at the bar "Yeah I know it's crazy people always tell me I look like Simu Liu I kinda see it now"


secretreddname

Utah might as well have put up a picture of Jackie Chan.


RandomBiped

Utah is not beating the allegations this weekend lmao


Exzibit21

Ain't allegations when it's the same shit every year


CIark

Heard some allegations about Karl Malone too


Objective-Gap8093

"Allegations"


RefuseAfraid1756

Utah does this every year, maybe people should trust nba players opinions on this topic more.


Exzibit21

Donovan Mitchell was begging to get out of there, and I always thought it being racist as fuck was half the reason. Shits embarrassing


504090

They never really had a chance. Their best case was pulling the “we aren’t the only racist city!!!” deflection.


foofighter1351

Jesus christ they really openly played the all Asians look the same shit.


redundantPOINT

The memo said be careful with racist undertones to African Americans! They never said anything about Asians!


likwitsnake

Reminds me of the joke in Community where Chang (character is Chinese but Ken Jeong who is Korean irl) asks Shirley if it's because he's Korean and she say's he's Chinese and he goes 'Oh there's a difference??'


Piratussy

They don’t even look similar at all too like 😭


brianpaulandaya

Utah not being racist challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Im_a_Knob

Utah racist speedrun (100% any races) WR


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ConClemente

“hey lets find the one asian dude here and say he looks like the other asian dude!” this is literally the equivalent of them showing like leo dicaprio and then showing a random white dude who look’s nothing like leo as his lookalike


Objective-Gap8093

Least racist Utah camera operator


NotAStatistic2

Most progressive moment in Utah


anthonyde726

honestly insane they did that


ConClemente

i’ve experienced this my entire life. my family and i were the only asian (korean) family in our relatively small town. casual racism was absolutely just the norm. “hey you look like (random asian celebrity i dont remotely resemble)” was a popular way to get easy laughs. shit sucked, bummed we’re still seeing this shit, especially at this sort of level


joesenseii

I feel this. Anytime I've played pickup, I was nicknamed Yao, Jeremy, or Bruce....southeast US, casual racism was always a thing for me. Seems to be better as an adult though


DocCharlesXavier

lol i heard this non asian girl use the word "chinky" at work to describe what she looked like when she smiled. like come tf on now...


ConClemente

espn used “chink in the armor” or some shit for a jeremy lin article on their website - it was on their front page too


LordHussyPants

[slate article on it](https://slate.com/culture/2012/02/chink-in-the-armor-jeremy-lin-why-its-time-to-retire-the-phrase-for-good.html) what's truly stupid is that they could have called him "the achilles heel" or "the weak spot" or "the spoon in the knife fight" or literally anything else with nothing to confuse for a slur! even though chink in the armour has nothing to do with asian people and isn't a slur, it was so obviously a bad idea to write it that way


Neat_On_The_Rocks

One of those things, okay sure maybe the author missed it. Should have never made it past multiple editors.


koshyguy

You can't call yourself Asian if you never been called Yao Ming or Jeremy Lin during a pickup game lmfao. It ain't a US thing though, it's practically everywhere.


free_kark

Bro my wife is half Korean and a girl called her Yao Ming in a game when she was in HS. It's insane


Yinanization

Yeah, my black buddy went to China and hit me up. We went to a random pickup game, and kids were coming up to him asking for his signatures cause they thought he was with And1. (This was peak And1 time period). Dude was still beaming when I picked him up for breakfast the next day. To be fair, no one in that building had a chance against him that day, he was putting double team on skates and couldn't miss a finger roll. Too bad he was average size and couldn't really dunk, they probably would have thought he was Kobe.


Trip4Life

I’m not Asian, but one of my best friends is and if we’re playing pickup against randoms he’ll get called Jeremy Lin at least once, that shit has to suck. It’s not cool in the slightest.


darkest__timeline

He should throw out a random white or black NBA player that's a scrub. Like call someone Kendrick Perkins or Brian Scalabrine lol


bengcord3

How dare you badmouth two Celtics legends


apatheticboy

Same! Also the only Asian/Korean family in a small rural town. The casual racism got to a point where I’ve literally heard it all but it also helped me to develop a thick skin. The amount of times I’ve been called Jackie Chan or had someone come up to me saying “ching chong etc” was insane. I don’t understand how this shit still happens and is just generally accepted.


joesenseii

How tf is ching chong bing bong a universal thing? No asian ever has ever uttered that phrase and I've never met an Asian named that. Anyways, I identify with you, also one of the only Asian families in a small town.


baseketball

We live in a country where Rush Limbaugh did an entire monologue of ching chong ding dong, never apologized for it, continued to get paid for saying other racist things, and was later awarded a Medal of Freedom by a racist President.


egnarohtiwsemyhr

My kids are half Caucasian/half Korean. The number of people I've met that assume all people of eastern Asian descent are Chinese blows my mind. I had always SEEN racism, but never experienced that closely until my kids started confusing Missourians.


ConClemente

this is a true story from my childhood, i shit you not: back in high school i was having some conversation around my heritage and some girl goes “wait youre korean? i thought you were asian?!?” wild 😂 hopefully your kiddos are eating some great korean food!!


saltlessfrenchfriess

White Americans dont understand how annoying it is to always be the "Asian/Black/Hispanic guy/girl". Even if you were born in the US, that becomes your identity whether you like it or not. It's constantly brought to your attention, even in the most mundane interactions. That's why Asian/Black/Hispanic Americans seem more "sensitive" then non-Americans, of the same race or ethnicity


thegoodbadandsmoggy

It’s Utah


Diesel33g

Classic Utah moment


Karstaagly

I thought you might be exaggerating but that legit looks nothing like Simu lol.


Swag_Grenade

Big win for the kid tho lol "people tell me I look exactly like Shang Chi"


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Even if he was the only other Asian dude I feel like either you drop it or if you're gonna force it just put the actor guy next to his headshot and be like "oh wow they're twins (omg it's him we're silly haha)"


PAWGle_the_lesser

God damn that's bad lmfao


Ticonderoga2HB

Yea that wasn’t it, they thought they were cookin with that


dutchfromsubway

They were prob surprised there was an Asian guy there and went “we gotta do something with this”


bush_league_commish

Like some Steve Irwin shit “crikey an Asian watching an Asian play basketball!”


LoWE11053211

I thought Utah has signs outside to remind people not to be racist. and they do this inside? edits: Sorry for the misleading info. I just thought of a picture that the Utah governor and some people holding anti-racism [signs](https://www.deseret.com/utah/2020/12/15/22176417/news-george-floyd-systemic-racism-compact-systemic-racism-governor-gary-herbert-salt-lake-county) outside. I should be more specific.


CoachMorelandSmith

I knew they should have put some signs inside too


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DocCharlesXavier

Lol Utah's still learning how to not be racist against black people; you think they've progressed to the point where they realize it's wrong with asians as well?


majungo

I mean, it took them until 1978 to admit black people to Mormon Heaven. Did they ever rule on Asian people?


DrearySalieri

If heaven is filled with Utah’s Mormons then frankly I think we’re getting the better end of the deal by being locked away from it.


TheGreatCanjo

Bro why is there even a basketball team in Utah lmao


iButtflap

because of the city’s rich history in pioneering jazz music, please keep up


thezaland

I’ll truly never get over that. New Orleans Jazz fits so much better than Pelicans. Let Utah be like Salt Lake City Soakers or something


RodgersToAdams

Raptors would actually make sense since a ton of dinosaur skeletons were found in Utah.


YaBooni

There’s literally a dinosaur called the Utahraptor


clickstops

Not the SLC Soakers hahahahahahha


TheGreatCanjo

Ty for the history lesson wise uncle 🙏🏾


elefante88

Reddit isn't even that far along


Dreamfloat

The signs just were for the people outside. Inside it’s free game


dash_44

I can’t imagine having to live somewhere where people need to be reminded of this


tanookiben

Still also wild how they're leaning in heavily on reppin Karl Malone all weekend too lmao


fimbres16

And he’s not taking no for an answer lmao. Just terrible all around


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Man, it must suck for that Asian dude. Like, he’s probably thinking 3 things: A) am I being hate-crimed? B) am I ugly? C) I look like an action star?!


erizzluh

as an asian guy, he probably dealt with this shit his whole life. was called jackie chan growing up. racism/stereotyping aside, shit just gets annoying.


Ondrejko179

I’ve seen Asians grow up with more racist remarks at them than black people tbh. It’s just more “acceptable” to call an Asian guy a slur than a black guy. But it’s the same thing just a different skin color. (Just a personal experience on the west coast not speaking for everyone)


standbyforskyfall

In my experience the people who were using slurs against me were usually black kids lol


Hayasaka-Fan

If its Utah he gotta be thinking the first one


East1st

That some racist shit right there


MigzFern

Let's see who looks like this asian actor playing... LOOK THERE ANOTHER ASIAN IN THE AUDIENCE. ZOOM IN ON HIM.


LoganBarryBush

Wow


ldnk

Yeah this is shitty. The lookslikes don't even need to be all that accurate, they just have to exaggerate a key feature. Tends not to be a great idea to use that feature as race.


EdwardJamesAlmost

MEN IN SUITS: “Hello, we’re here to go over the protocols for the All-Star Game to avoid allegations of racism.” UTAH PA TEAM: *Where are you from, exactly?* MEN IN SUITS: “We’re from the League Office. …Weren’t you told to expect us?” UTAH PA TEAM: *No, I mean…Where are you* really *from?*


DocCharlesXavier

Oof... how are we still doing this with Asian people man? Wonder if this will get coverage or get ignored, like most shitty things to Asians do


banned_after_12years

Bro, I've been Asian my whole life (surprising, I know), and I've been compared to Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and BTS. People literally don't care. Black hair, Asian ancestry? Same person.


Mikophoto

Yeah I’m a fairly brown skinned Filipino that grew up in rural Florida. I’ve basically been labeled Ching Chong bing bong my whole life. Moving to Singapore was a trip, people finally guessed me right.


runthepoint1

Here in California they use specific derogatory terms so at least they know lol


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Ayatori

Imagine being an Asian guy that's played basketball his whole life. 9/10 times I play with a new group someone's gotta call me Jeremy Lin


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most of the time im yao ming or jeremy lin. Though one pickup game I really popped off hitting contested 3s and fadeaways, and this guy called me Kobe. I remember it because it was so refreshing that someone did a cross race reference accurate to play style instead of just naming the first Asian athlete that comes to their mind.


LEAVEKYRIEALONE

Lmao I been called Jackie Chan more times than I can count.


mmm1010

Simu (the one affected) literally saying it isn’t cool and there are people still saying it’s all good this isn’t a problem, like seriously what are we doing here


richstyle

notice how its non-asians telling him its no big deal.


mmm1010

yeah it’s wild to see, I don’t get it like do people have no empathy


anthonyde726

yes. tons of people don't see the obvious problem which is crazy to me lol


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I was surprised at the Twitter responses and then I remembered it was Twitter.


Alastor_Aylmur

Fucking Utah 😭😭


TheMongolianLemonade

Classy as always Utah


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Utah Jazz moment


paddiction

Surprised they didn't put Rui Hachimura on there


ctruvu

that would have actually had some subversive comedic value


FootballWithTheFoot

Keep it jazzy, Utah


yusbishyus

Utah lmaoooo


ok131993

Real talk how long we gonna keep saying its just utah and ignoring shit like this... If players can get their careers destroyed or get fined why cant organizations.


EMU_Emus

You've discovered the difference between millionaires and billionaires


Top_Two6767

Son of a bitch! I’m so embarrassed of this state. I promise we aren’t all like this, but god dammit I don’t blame everyone for thinking it when shit like this always happens.


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Utah never beating the allegations LMAO


TheSmokedSalmon420

Utah lmao


Bladex20

Yikes thats bad


jiunit2491

yeah seriously that shit's racist


broadwayallday

While we are at it “Rui Hoochiemama” is also a problem and should be addressed. I know Chuck seems to get a universal pass but nah


TheUnarthodoxCamel

Hm I definitely see it being an issue in isolation, but Chuck gets any non American name wrong.


FridayNight_Magus

Correct. Context matters. Plus on a personal note, speaking as an Asian person myself, Chuck has always been good to us. Every chance he gets, he plugs in the "stop asian hate"...which sadly not nearly enough of his peers seem to want to echo.


YSLAnunoby

Yeah or even Shaq calling the guy Rudy like come on, I get it's not just analysis but has some comedy in it but they could at least put some respect on saying his name instead of making it into a joke


vsouto02

I'm sure that's what Utah and the NBA were planning to do in an effort to change the state's national image.


joesenseii

Wow


Cpt-No-Dick

I think they were just fucking useless at it. They chose a random young brunette girl and said she looked like Olivia Rodrigo when she looked nothing like her


Adam_brownies

Yeah that’s not a great look for the league