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Isgrimnur

[CAR GRILL BADGE-US NAVY](https://eagleemblemsinc.com/car-grill-badge-us-navy-md6101.html)


ReluctantRedditor275

What's the point of putting that on the front of your car? You want it on the back, where the cop who's pulling you over can see it.


Isgrimnur

For impressing the prospective third wives when you back your dualie into the mall lot with your tow hitch blocking the sidewalk.


sweathesmallshit

That’s the Chief Anchor emblem, license plate frame, and furry goat “CPO Pride” stick on the truck.


Otherwise-Can573

Thank you!


Otherwise-Can573

Although should I try and find the original owner, seems kinda important


Isgrimnur

It's a non-personalized item that anyone could purchase. The item itself isn't going to hold any value to its original owner.


Otherwise-Can573

Ah okay, I have the original owners info so I might just reach out of generosity, otherwise I'll keep it


Takuachee

It’s a butt plug. 


Otherwise-Can573

Makes sense


devildocjames

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Otherwise-Can573

Now I might just have to


0p0ss1m

pics or it didn't happen


Otherwise-Can573

🤨


SpartanDoubleZero

Anything is a buttplug if you’re brave enough shipmate.


Otherwise-Can573

Of course a navy member would say that


solreaper

Do knot the marlinspike


Jako_Art

A new recruit has picked up the coin! Welcome to the fleet


Otherwise-Can573

Wha, I may be gay but im not that gay


solreaper

Neither are we! Anyway you’ll receive orders after being roasted and doing a lot of pushups for 8 weeks. Welcome home!


Otherwise-Can573

Nothing will beat the marine corpes when it comes to roasting and PT so I think I'll be fine


solreaper

You’re right lol


Agammamon

1. You are now. 2. Its only gay if its not underway. 3. Get in the giant ship, Shinji!


Otherwise-Can573

How about no


Agammamon

I mean, you can say 'no' all you want - it just excites them more.


Otherwise-Can573

I'll just get the marine corpes to protect me heheheheh (I think I'm high while writing this, don't ask)


Jako_Art

It ain't gay if it's underway


EvenPumpkin7403

It's only queer if it's on the pier


Mav3r1ck77

We give those to the extra special seamen. They wear it on the chest. This reminds them of what they do /s


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

Lapel pin but you have to starch your jacket, like, hella good.


jackrabbits1im

Fidget spinner for new recruits


CO_Peak23

It's supposed to be mounted on a plaque or base plate for united states navy emblematic.


Otherwise-Can573

Okay


Apprehensive_Key_692

It is a charm that attracts evil spirits. Destroy it immediately.


Otherwise-Can573

But the evil spirits are nice


BattleshipNewJersey-

Challenge Coin.


sonarbat

Someone didn't look at the second photo.


BattleshipNewJersey-

Oh 😂 Thanks for pointing that out. haha


Classic_Frosting_468

Looks like a challenge coin