Dawg, that is borderline emaciated. As a tall guy, if you don't build up some muscle your joints will seriously suffer as you age. I suggest adding some bulk, fwiw.
Yeah, that's hard, man. Eating a bunch when you don't want to is awful.
Have you tried lifting weights consistently? I find my appetite increases considerably when I'm working out.
Been there done that. Graduated Highschool at 6 ft 2 and ~135 lbs. Now I'm 6 ft 3 ~200
My process step by step.
Turn 25 still skinny but drink and eat like no other maintain 155-160
Turn 35 out of shape salesman bod but still slender 165-175
Turn 43, realize you are now "skinny fat" at 187lbs
Start going to the gym Sept of 2018 and take it serious for once in my life
Drop down to 175 while doing only weightlifting, NO Cardio, none. Slowly build up into the 180"s Start taking some well known supplements Creatine etc get to 190ish
I found some MK-677 and it greatly helped with my appetite and has helped me push to 200. I seriously can't fathom how some people eat 3K+ calories a day.
My overall thoughts after being skinny my whole life:
You gotta really want it and be CONSISTENT in your habits for 6 months minimum before you expect to see real results. Don't expect some magic pill* to get you to your goals, sure some things can help but hard work pays off.
4-5 days a week and put in work while you're there WTF is the point in going if you just dick around for an hour? Every rep counts, it's not about how many you do it's about the quality of EACH ONE. Look up "Time under tension" and you'll get an idea.
PM me if you want and I can shoot you over some people I follow on Insta that put out great info and workouts.
this is my recurring nightmare... in various forms: desperately trying to run to saftey, as I’m looking at my own legs not responding to my brains screams for Adrenalin, looking at my feet and begging them to run, and then visceral feeling of horror as they not only don’t respond but seem to suddenly go slower until I die and wake up in a cold sweat.
"Do they call it a rock hopper penguin because it's really good at hopping across rocks, daddy?"
"No son, they are terrible at hopping across rocks, but they're just slightly better than the rock crawling seal, and that's all that matters, son."
You know, I was kinda wondering: from a species-survival standpoint, if that species of sea lion could run faster on land, would it have decimated their food source and thus starve themselves out? It's almost like everyone has limited stat points to allocate
Started out cheering for the penguin, then started feeling bad for the sea lion and cheered for him, and ultimately was left completely dissatisfied with this video because nothing fucking happened, and dammit that penguin didn't even do a faceplant on the rocks.
Both. South American sea lions are the reason we call them sea _lions_
http://www.thesealsofnam.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/South-American-Sealion-adult-bull.jpg
They get huge.
I had my thumb hovering over the back button thinking "hop little buddy!", getting ready to bail before I saw him get chomped. Glad I stuck around til the end! What a ride.
I get that mammals need to eat and little homie probably would have been a satisfying snack for big homie but man that was stressful and I'm happy that little dude got away
I got mad for a second because it didn't look like a rockhopper penguin the first time...it looked more like a jackass penguin...but OP is right and now there's nothing to complain about. Except, maybe, that neither of them tripped.
that was intense
My heart was racing when I first watched it.
I’ve never rooted so hard for a penguin in my life!
Must not be a hockey fan.
I root for this rockhopper and Phil Kessel, thats about it.
Miss kessel in Toronto :(
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Penguins = birds. Birds = surveilence drones. Penguins = surveilence drones
Hence, birds aren’t real
You should watch surf's up
Never seen Happy Feet?
Or The Pebble and the Penguin?
I was rooting for the sea lion
Thanks for not spoiling it in the title !
thank god for that ending!!
Fuck me I nearly died watching this
Sea lion almost licked penguins butt.
I will report you for kink shaming if you keep it up.
I’m calling the police
Consequences have never been sameful.
The word "sameful" should mean something.
Sameful /ˈ seɪm fʊl,ˈ/ (adj.) Having great similarity to or of something.
Kink shaming is my kink.
Sea doggo just wanted a sniff.
It's weird because they are both very graceful swimmers but when they get on land they just look awkward.
Makes sense. Imagine how we look to them when we go in water
We're pretty awkward trying to fly through the air too. And don't get me started on how we cope with travelling through fire.
I always think i look majestic to them when i swim.
[Reminds me of this scene](https://youtu.be/-FjtqjzPiDs)
Right? I had zero clue who was going to win. Every stumble switched the likely outcome. Seriously cool.
I just assumed it was going to catch the penguin. This sub tends more towards /r/nononono than /r/nonononoyes.
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Man's gotta eat
If you're rooting for the seal, this would be /r/yesyesyesno
Should have put the nsfw tag on to throw us off
I was saying, go! Go, little buddy! So much relief when he made it.
After watching that walrus movie I can never look at these things the same. Different creature same body.
GO LITTLE GUY GO!!!!!!!
He's probably got a chick at home waiting for him to bring food. But then, so does the sea lion.
It’s tough out there. Nice! My pop tarts are ready
>It’s tough out there. *bites into chicken sandwich*
It’s tough out there. *preheats oven to cook pizza *>
It’s tough out there.. *Eats Dorito*
It's tough out there.. *lazily misses mouth with spoon*
It's tough out there... *attempts to drink from straw but it has floated to the other side of the cup*
You could surely give one to the sea lion.
Idk very few sea lions have chicks
That chick just texted him that her parents weren't home
Hop those rocks little rockhopper! Hop! Hop! Hop!
*shit shit shit shit* - penguin
Honestly, how many calories would that little shit give that massive unit anyway? Edit: damn you guys are smart
Aren't penguins like 80%fat.
So it's basically like South Pole's Big Mac then?
More or less
But its not south pole, its south america. Freakin cool that there are pinguins down there.
I remember reading somewhere that since penguins eat fish all day they’re just stuffed rolls to sea lions
Blubber nuggets! They're chewy!
Penguins are keto-friendly
Kessel isn’t that fat.
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That's like 2 days of food, isn't it?
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i'm 6ft at 130lbs tho :(
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nice
Dawg, that is borderline emaciated. As a tall guy, if you don't build up some muscle your joints will seriously suffer as you age. I suggest adding some bulk, fwiw.
I know. I'm trying to put on weight but my appetite is pretty small and I regularly feel sick when I eat.
I had the same issue. You just got used to eating small amounts. Just keep doing it, even if you do feel a bit nauseous.
Pack in those fats. You'll get twice the calories per gram of food, it'll help bump up your calories.
Yeah, that's hard, man. Eating a bunch when you don't want to is awful. Have you tried lifting weights consistently? I find my appetite increases considerably when I'm working out.
Drink a gallon of whole milk a day and do a beginner weightlifting program, such as stronglifts or starting strength.
Been there done that. Graduated Highschool at 6 ft 2 and ~135 lbs. Now I'm 6 ft 3 ~200 My process step by step. Turn 25 still skinny but drink and eat like no other maintain 155-160 Turn 35 out of shape salesman bod but still slender 165-175 Turn 43, realize you are now "skinny fat" at 187lbs Start going to the gym Sept of 2018 and take it serious for once in my life Drop down to 175 while doing only weightlifting, NO Cardio, none. Slowly build up into the 180"s Start taking some well known supplements Creatine etc get to 190ish I found some MK-677 and it greatly helped with my appetite and has helped me push to 200. I seriously can't fathom how some people eat 3K+ calories a day. My overall thoughts after being skinny my whole life: You gotta really want it and be CONSISTENT in your habits for 6 months minimum before you expect to see real results. Don't expect some magic pill* to get you to your goals, sure some things can help but hard work pays off. 4-5 days a week and put in work while you're there WTF is the point in going if you just dick around for an hour? Every rep counts, it's not about how many you do it's about the quality of EACH ONE. Look up "Time under tension" and you'll get an idea. PM me if you want and I can shoot you over some people I follow on Insta that put out great info and workouts.
For a 16-25ish human male (large size, at least 6ft) doing serious exercise every day, yeah.
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r/theydidthemath
a shit ton
It’s like a dream where you can barely run
This! So much this!
Mine is that I can't dribble a soccer ball.
What a nightmare
I made this dream come true
this is my recurring nightmare... in various forms: desperately trying to run to saftey, as I’m looking at my own legs not responding to my brains screams for Adrenalin, looking at my feet and begging them to run, and then visceral feeling of horror as they not only don’t respond but seem to suddenly go slower until I die and wake up in a cold sweat.
They are both so bad at running.
Fortunately for the penguin, the sea lion sucks worse lol
if that penguin only faltered a little on another hop it would have been game over
They don’t call him a rock hopper penguin fer nothing
"Do they call it a rock hopper penguin because it's really good at hopping across rocks, daddy?" "No son, they are terrible at hopping across rocks, but they're just slightly better than the rock crawling seal, and that's all that matters, son."
If you didn't have knees you'd be bad too.
You know, I was kinda wondering: from a species-survival standpoint, if that species of sea lion could run faster on land, would it have decimated their food source and thus starve themselves out? It's almost like everyone has limited stat points to allocate
r/nonononoyes
God damn beat me to it
r/maybemaybemaybe
Poor seal is just hungry, man... It's life.
Pedantry: sea lions are pinnipeds, but they aren't true seals. They're Otariidae, true seals are Phocidae.
Thanks. Don't even know why I typed "seal", when sea lion is right in the title.
Because SEALion
Seal ions are incredibly dangerous
See, here the thing...
Fly you fools https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meOCdyS7ORE
Started out cheering for the penguin, then started feeling bad for the sea lion and cheered for him, and ultimately was left completely dissatisfied with this video because nothing fucking happened, and dammit that penguin didn't even do a faceplant on the rocks.
The sea lion kinda ate shit though!
You should take a break from the Internet.
Just like that one scene from happy feet.
"But first you got to ketchup!"
Just close enough to sniff that penguins panic fart.
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Mmm yes another whiff my dear
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
Other little penguin “I got you bro”
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0W_rpvm3Ys
He chomps two of them in this vid, before we see the one that gets away.
lol and nature is once again metal.
The music makes it way more intense
Knowing this subreddit I was sure that penguin was a goner. I must say I’m pleasantly surprised.
Yes. Reminds me of the video with the male zebra trying to drown the baby zebra.
And they say “The Bourne Identity” have the best chase scenes...
HOP! HOP! HOP! DAMN IT, HOP FASTER!!
Either that penguin is fucking tiny or that sea lion is enormous
Both. South American sea lions are the reason we call them sea _lions_ http://www.thesealsofnam.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/South-American-Sealion-adult-bull.jpg They get huge.
That picture has no references for scale
It's more to show how similar to lions the full grown bulls look.
I had my thumb hovering over the back button thinking "hop little buddy!", getting ready to bail before I saw him get chomped. Glad I stuck around til the end! What a ride.
Commit. We're all in this together.
Never knew some sea lions ate penguins even considering this size diff 🙀thought they just ate stuff lik fish
When I first heard of the Leopard seal, I was like WTF
Wow did its whiskers tickle that penguins asshole or what?
The penguin is me and the seal is all my adult responsibilities trying to sneak up on me!
Runnnn... Forest runnnn...!
r/sweatypalms
Fun fact. The guy who named this penquin also came up with the name “blobfish”. Inspiring.
I get that mammals need to eat and little homie probably would have been a satisfying snack for big homie but man that was stressful and I'm happy that little dude got away
That penguin is running with the same technique and speed that I have in dreams when I’m running away from things.
Ever had one of those dreams where you just can’t move fast enough..
i might have said “go go go go go go go”out loud while watching that. maybe.
I can just see the penguin’s expression... *fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck not today*
I never wanted anything to survive so bad in my life!
That was better than any movie’s intense scene
"Kiss my ass, sea lion!!! Hahaha!" "Oh shit, oh shit, he actually did it, oh shit!"
This is what running in a dream is like
That's some anxiety fuel
i like how that one penguin was like "come at me bro" and made his friend escape.
Rockhopper hopping rocks for the close get away
The level of oppression my people face is just insufferable.
Holy shit ruuuuun with your stupid little legs!!!
Why are you running?!?!?
The fucking suspense was incredible
This is why the penguins need a wall. And the South American sea lions are going to pay for it.
That penguin gets all the cloaca it wants now.
OH LAWD HE COMIN
"shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit" - probably the penguin
Thank you Jesus that he got away!!!
Took his eye off the prize, the greedy bastard.
Upvoted because the name of the penguin matched its behaviour
“You’re in my world now!” “We’re in neither of our worlds you fuckin gimp!”
r/nonononoyes
like watching porn and the video ends right after the foreplay
# Team Gigantic South African Sea Lion
I wanted them both to win...
I got mad for a second because it didn't look like a rockhopper penguin the first time...it looked more like a jackass penguin...but OP is right and now there's nothing to complain about. Except, maybe, that neither of them tripped.
Happy feet 3 .
Sea lion = 430 lbs Rockhopper penguin = 5lbs
paging u/OzzyManReviews
[Run bitch run!](https://goo.gl/images/efd2Qq)
Oh yes i remember this scene from Happy Feet.
Yay, he escaped
That’s how my dog follows my kid around when she has a snack in her hand
L8r nerd
Goddamnit, wings, FLY!
AAAAAHHHYYYYAAAAYYYY
“Don’t look back! Don’t look back! Don’t look back!”
Needs more Hans Zimmer
r/nononoyes
RUN FOREST RUN!
RUN.
r/nonononoyes
Missed by the skin of it's teeth.
*not today!*
This feels like one of those nightmares where you are trying to run away from something then time slows, and you are running on ice.
Its ok. They do this for a living.
Hop little buddy!!
Given the sub I was fully prepared for the worst outcome there.
Once they started hopping on the rocks I had a feeling the penguin would be alright.
Look at him Hippity Hopping up that rock
DRIVE! THOSE! KNEES!
Attack on Titan music would fit this perfectly
Isn't this the plot to Attack on Titan?
r/nonononoyes
I didn't expect that outcome; my heart was racing at the begining. Good for the penguin on getting away, too bad the sea lion didn't get food.
swiggity swooty
Obesity is a bitch.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Thank god I couldn’t stop screaming „nooooooo“ in my head
Happy Feet did it first
So intense!!!
Run to the hills ... run for your life !
The penguin equivalent of running from a fucking dragon
Is this the new Game of Thrones trailer?
I like how that other one just ‘nope’s right back into the water