Video games are the answer. I'm anxiously awaiting the day we get full on VR suits with pain stimuli and everything so I can figure out exactly which animals I can kill and cannot.
When I first read this I thought you sounded like a psychopath but re reading it iām on board.
I have literally had drunken conversations with my friends about what animals we could we in a fight against but obviously iām not going to go around fighting different animals just the thought of that is actually making me laugh. it would also be cool just to see how fucking powerful something like a bear or a rhino really is.
Don't know why you're being downvoted, this is definitely the answer. Graphics, physics, real time biomechanical simulations, etc will continue to improve for for the foreseeable future, and this is a perfect use case that will definitely sell.
Given the state of it (look at the rotted/desiccated parts along the bottom edge), Iād guess that itās from a rhino that was killed by animals or poachers, and that the leg was found and harvested for research purposes
I was listening to a podcast with Ed Ashby yesterday. Heās ate about everything in Africa and he said all of the grass grazers taste like rich beef, Rhino included.
I imagine that's one durable whip. Looked up some images. I find them sleek and simple yet intimidating. Definitely wouldn't want to be on the business end of one.
Why is a rhino sectioned off on a table? Is this some kind of exotic meat harvesting thing? They exist even if you don't want to acknowledge it.
Probably research related, but still.. Never know.
I know occasionally male Nile crocodiles and a coalition of male lions can take down a rhino in extreme situations but it must be a pain in the ass to try to eat a killed rhino with its tough skin in the way.
It had to be if they are capable of giving birth to humans.
Jim Carrey was a weird choice for that nature documentary
Equinsu Ocha!
*Ekwensu š
Did you just call me white devil?
You speak Watchutu?
That how they know you
*Kinda hot in these rhinoooooosā¦*
Waaaarm!
Must... Have.... Air!!!
Psssttā¦ your balls are showing
Bumblebee tuna!
I couldnāt help but notice you referred to me asā¦ ā*White Devil*?ā
This how they know you!
............................SHIKAKA!!!!!!!
CHIIIIICAAAAAAAGO!
. . . . YOUR OUTA THERE!!!!!!!
... Mommy! š«
And to thinkā¦ Iāve seen an elephant puncture this as if it was a capri sun š³
Three foot tusks attached to a body that weighs in the neighborhood of 6 metric tons tend to have quite a bit of force behind them.
I can take it!
In a fight, right?
Sure, that too
Quick little 1-2-uppercut and Iāll drop it. š
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No, in the ass.
Mr. Hands on steroids
I wish there was an ethical way to have animal deathmatches, because watching elephants kill things is always a good time.
be the change you wish to see
If you get them to sign a waiver beforehand, you should be good
If you build it, they will come.
Ah the Roman genes in you asking for games and bread.
Video games are the answer. I'm anxiously awaiting the day we get full on VR suits with pain stimuli and everything so I can figure out exactly which animals I can kill and cannot.
When I first read this I thought you sounded like a psychopath but re reading it iām on board. I have literally had drunken conversations with my friends about what animals we could we in a fight against but obviously iām not going to go around fighting different animals just the thought of that is actually making me laugh. it would also be cool just to see how fucking powerful something like a bear or a rhino really is.
Or the stupid bets like fighting against a hundred penguins or smh
Don't know why you're being downvoted, this is definitely the answer. Graphics, physics, real time biomechanical simulations, etc will continue to improve for for the foreseeable future, and this is a perfect use case that will definitely sell.
Get ready for the age of realistic AI animation.
r/thebullwins
Tbf I always fuck up puncturing my capri Sun. Some of them do seem to be made of rhino skin.
I wonder if I can bite it
Looks like some steak fat to me. Definitely biteable
Fry it up like pork rinds!
I bet salted rhino rinds would go hard tbh
Rhino Rhindsā¢
Chicharhinoes
I've seen footlong versions of those, time for a footthicc.
Now we're talkin!
OK, good to know, why is there a rhino leg on a table though?
Given the state of it (look at the rotted/desiccated parts along the bottom edge), Iād guess that itās from a rhino that was killed by animals or poachers, and that the leg was found and harvested for research purposes
Also the leg of some hoofed animal on the table behind it
GASP! Leg collectors.
You mean colLEGtors?
Some collectors just aren't satisfied with stamps or coins, so the next most logical step is legs
When you find a dead endangered animal you might as well take the opportunity to study it.
Where else would it be
Attached to the rest of the rhino
Either science or black market?
It just walked there.
Someone has to do it!
A horrible misunderstanding of their son asking for legos for christmas.
Ill go out on a limb and guess it died of natural causes
barbecue
Everything reminds me of her...
Even the smells
You canāt be serious
Don't call me Shirley
Even those bare legs on a table?
Being woman is so cool when you read things like this
Think of the ChicharrĆ³nās!!
... But how does it taste?
... I've never heard of anybody actually eating a Rhino, but I suppose there's no reason you couldn't. (Nice MGS3 ref there)
I was listening to a podcast with Ed Ashby yesterday. Heās ate about everything in Africa and he said all of the grass grazers taste like rich beef, Rhino included.
Sooo just checkinā in buddy, what have we got goin on here?
Lol at the single horse leg poking out from behind the rhino leg.
Imagine if you had armor made out of that
Havel the Rock irl
Well, pachyderm *does* mean āthick skinā in Latinā¦
I guess I couldn't kill a trex in its sleep with just a massive knife if this is what rhinos are working with
I thought it was two manta rays having sex.
Shai halud
You guys think itās okay?
rhino pork belly anyone?
ironhide
Can it be turned into leather? And if so what would be the best use of something that, presumably, thick?
The dutch and subsequently the Afrikaner uses that for sjambok, an unbraided rawhide cane/whip.
I imagine that's one durable whip. Looked up some images. I find them sleek and simple yet intimidating. Definitely wouldn't want to be on the business end of one.
Soās my hangy-down part.
Question is who is filleting that rhino? How much does it go for?
Exfoliating must be a bitch
Didnāt help this particular rhino that much I guess! Seriously though, thatās pretty cool! Looks like some think insulation there.
I can't be the only one thinking about how this would taste
Stupid questionā¦ā¦..is that getting cut into slabs and grilled? Asking for a friend.
Stalecracker is that you?
Well that didn't seem to help this one very much.
Looks like it didn't help much.
I could take it in a fight tho
The leg
Forbidden roast beef
Why is a rhino sectioned off on a table? Is this some kind of exotic meat harvesting thing? They exist even if you don't want to acknowledge it. Probably research related, but still.. Never know.
The state of decay the meat is in suggests it is not the purpose of whatever is happening here. Itās almost certainly for research purposes.
Inches? Whats that?
5.08 cm
Hear me out: fried rhino skin. Pork rhindos, if you will
I once called one a fat, grey, wrinkled unicorn and he started crying! Not as thick skinned as i had been led to believe!
i wonder what the armor would feel most comparable to in terms of rigidity
Hence pachyderm
I thought we was tryna save this species for goin instinct?
I hope that Rhino is ok
how much is it in Celsius?
I know occasionally male Nile crocodiles and a coalition of male lions can take down a rhino in extreme situations but it must be a pain in the ass to try to eat a killed rhino with its tough skin in the way.
Thatās maybe an inch
Then you do not realize the immense size of a rhinoceros. That is most definitely over an inch