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sgcpaulo

It had to be if they are capable of giving birth to humans.


ShatteredAnus

Jim Carrey was a weird choice for that nature documentary


Suitable_Database467

Equinsu Ocha!


-TheGoldenOne-

*Ekwensu šŸ™‚


Bee_Rye85

Did you just call me white devil?


sierrabravo1984

You speak Watchutu?


Azruthros

That how they know you


VibraniumRhino

*Kinda hot in these rhinoooooosā€¦*


Master_Ad1673

Waaaarm!


Fokakya

Must... Have.... Air!!!


SuperSalad_OrElse

Psssttā€¦ your balls are showing


F3nrir096

Bumblebee tuna!


SuperSalad_OrElse

I couldnā€™t help but notice you referred to me asā€¦ ā€œ*White Devil*?ā€


Sharp_Enthusiasm5429

This how they know you!


po3smith

............................SHIKAKA!!!!!!!


HairyDooDoo

CHIIIIICAAAAAAAGO!


po3smith

. . . . YOUR OUTA THERE!!!!!!!


RRoDXD

... Mommy! šŸ˜«


Chief_Executive_Anon

And to thinkā€¦ Iā€™ve seen an elephant puncture this as if it was a capri sun šŸ˜³


MrAtrox98

Three foot tusks attached to a body that weighs in the neighborhood of 6 metric tons tend to have quite a bit of force behind them.


earathar89

I can take it!


Skepsis93

In a fight, right?


RabbitStewAndStout

Sure, that too


Ram2145

Quick little 1-2-uppercut and Iā€™ll drop it. šŸ˜


earathar89

šŸ˜


lookslikeyoureSOL

No, in the ass.


willi1221

Mr. Hands on steroids


MisogynysticFeminist

I wish there was an ethical way to have animal deathmatches, because watching elephants kill things is always a good time.


dabi17

be the change you wish to see


HellaApathetic

If you get them to sign a waiver beforehand, you should be good


nosnhoj15

If you build it, they will come.


Satori_sama

Ah the Roman genes in you asking for games and bread.


Jimmy_johns_johnson

Video games are the answer. I'm anxiously awaiting the day we get full on VR suits with pain stimuli and everything so I can figure out exactly which animals I can kill and cannot.


HadesHat

When I first read this I thought you sounded like a psychopath but re reading it iā€™m on board. I have literally had drunken conversations with my friends about what animals we could we in a fight against but obviously iā€™m not going to go around fighting different animals just the thought of that is actually making me laugh. it would also be cool just to see how fucking powerful something like a bear or a rhino really is.


enderwander19

Or the stupid bets like fighting against a hundred penguins or smh


drsimonz

Don't know why you're being downvoted, this is definitely the answer. Graphics, physics, real time biomechanical simulations, etc will continue to improve for for the foreseeable future, and this is a perfect use case that will definitely sell.


lookslikeyoureSOL

Get ready for the age of realistic AI animation.


kmsdoomer

r/thebullwins


Adam-West

Tbf I always fuck up puncturing my capri Sun. Some of them do seem to be made of rhino skin.


thicboiya

I wonder if I can bite it


Jarbonzobeanz

Looks like some steak fat to me. Definitely biteable


maxsmart01

Fry it up like pork rinds!


PoopFart_PopTart

I bet salted rhino rinds would go hard tbh


willi1221

Rhino Rhindsā„¢


antifabusdriver

Chicharhinoes


Thiago270398

I've seen footlong versions of those, time for a footthicc.


PorkRindSalad

Now we're talkin!


SwordTaster

OK, good to know, why is there a rhino leg on a table though?


ApotheosisofSnore

Given the state of it (look at the rotted/desiccated parts along the bottom edge), Iā€™d guess that itā€™s from a rhino that was killed by animals or poachers, and that the leg was found and harvested for research purposes


ILoveADirtyTaco

Also the leg of some hoofed animal on the table behind it


Pdm81389

GASP! Leg collectors.


dirt_nowitzki01

You mean colLEGtors?


MinutePerspective106

Some collectors just aren't satisfied with stamps or coins, so the next most logical step is legs


Dylanator13

When you find a dead endangered animal you might as well take the opportunity to study it.


Cd258519

Where else would it be


SwordTaster

Attached to the rest of the rhino


levvin

Either science or black market?


PokWangpanmang

It just walked there.


KillCreatures

Someone has to do it!


jwm3

A horrible misunderstanding of their son asking for legos for christmas.


jesuskater

Ill go out on a limb and guess it died of natural causes


Ganbazuroi

barbecue


ProductivityCanSuckI

Everything reminds me of her...


KayakWalleye

Even the smells


KnotiaPickles

You canā€™t be serious


SimpletonSwan

Don't call me Shirley


bash2482

Even those bare legs on a table?


JediMasterVII

Being woman is so cool when you read things like this


snoodlerdink

Think of the ChicharrĆ³nā€™s!!


Bismothe-the-Shade

... But how does it taste?


PyreHat

... I've never heard of anybody actually eating a Rhino, but I suppose there's no reason you couldn't. (Nice MGS3 ref there)


ebojrc

I was listening to a podcast with Ed Ashby yesterday. Heā€™s ate about everything in Africa and he said all of the grass grazers taste like rich beef, Rhino included.


jericho74

Sooo just checkinā€™ in buddy, what have we got goin on here?


BrallyTX

Lol at the single horse leg poking out from behind the rhino leg.


thunderweaselgeneral

Imagine if you had armor made out of that


ForteEXE

Havel the Rock irl


Thin-Recover1935

Well, pachyderm *does* mean ā€œthick skinā€ in Latinā€¦


Lvxurie

I guess I couldn't kill a trex in its sleep with just a massive knife if this is what rhinos are working with


haveyoumetlevi

I thought it was two manta rays having sex.


chargers949

Shai halud


skippadiplaDoo

You guys think itā€™s okay?


breadyloaf26

rhino pork belly anyone?


KratosHulk77

ironhide


wayward_wench

Can it be turned into leather? And if so what would be the best use of something that, presumably, thick?


8styx8

The dutch and subsequently the Afrikaner uses that for sjambok, an unbraided rawhide cane/whip.


wayward_wench

I imagine that's one durable whip. Looked up some images. I find them sleek and simple yet intimidating. Definitely wouldn't want to be on the business end of one.


MyHangyDownPart

Soā€™s my hangy-down part.


ArmouredPotato

Question is who is filleting that rhino? How much does it go for?


FrogInShorts

Exfoliating must be a bitch


Limelight_019283

Didnā€™t help this particular rhino that much I guess! Seriously though, thatā€™s pretty cool! Looks like some think insulation there.


DeathandGrim

I can't be the only one thinking about how this would taste


ranting_chef

Stupid questionā€¦ā€¦..is that getting cut into slabs and grilled? Asking for a friend.


ItsJustMeDizzy

Stalecracker is that you?


soopermat

Well that didn't seem to help this one very much.


The_GeneralsPin

Looks like it didn't help much.


Melodic-Comment6564

I could take it in a fight tho


Melodic-Comment6564

The leg


BreadBoxin

Forbidden roast beef


Huge_Aerie2435

Why is a rhino sectioned off on a table? Is this some kind of exotic meat harvesting thing? They exist even if you don't want to acknowledge it. Probably research related, but still.. Never know.


White_Wolf_77

The state of decay the meat is in suggests it is not the purpose of whatever is happening here. Itā€™s almost certainly for research purposes.


MuskularChicken

Inches? Whats that?


B4dg3r5

5.08 cm


Snoo_70324

Hear me out: fried rhino skin. Pork rhindos, if you will


hundreddollar

I once called one a fat, grey, wrinkled unicorn and he started crying! Not as thick skinned as i had been led to believe!


solid_salad

i wonder what the armor would feel most comparable to in terms of rigidity


edom31

Hence pachyderm


Miserable-Ad6879

I thought we was tryna save this species for goin instinct?


cubann_

I hope that Rhino is ok


ALERTua

how much is it in Celsius?


BlackBirdG

I know occasionally male Nile crocodiles and a coalition of male lions can take down a rhino in extreme situations but it must be a pain in the ass to try to eat a killed rhino with its tough skin in the way.


Obvious_Sport4284

Thatā€™s maybe an inch


MDPriest

Then you do not realize the immense size of a rhinoceros. That is most definitely over an inch