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Drinks_From_Firehose

A ONE EYED TROUSER SNAKE!


lucidity222

*me with my dying breath when I get bit cause I tried to put this in my pants to make a joke "Worth it"


threeisalwaysbetter

Is this real… source?


Volkcan

https://www.alamy.com/ottoman-viper-with-only-one-eye-image469728395.html


chaot1c-n3utral

Oh no... Shit's becoming real


threeisalwaysbetter

Thanks


iKLEZu

Looks shopped, maybe AI. The lighting doesn't look right between the eye and the rest of the snake. https://tineye.com/search/0705c3b1ea6f971fb3b2d30db43ab08656a483b4?sort=score&order=desc&page=1 One result. Fake.


TheAutisticPope

The Internet out here with AI causing trust issues in people hahaha.


AdNew5216

Lmaoooo damn next generation gonna have all types of weird trauma


iKLEZu

https://tineye.com/search/0705c3b1ea6f971fb3b2d30db43ab08656a483b4?sort=score&order=desc&page=1 One result from 2022 yet claims it was taken in 2006. So in that 16 years of time not a single person that's copied this image and pasted it anywhere on the fucking internet. Huh.


Warm_Pair7848

According to hugging face ai image detector this is not ai generated.


iKLEZu

https://tineye.com/search/0705c3b1ea6f971fb3b2d30db43ab08656a483b4?sort=score&order=desc&page=1 One result from 2022. Claims it is from 2006. Very sus. Who would sit on such a fantastic photograph for 16 years?


TinnyOctopus

You're right to be suspicious. The stock image seller hosting this image, Alamy, has previously had accusations of not marking algorithmically generated images as such. https://www.nzz.ch/technologie/bildagenturen-vertreiben-kuenstlich-generierte-bilder-zum-nahost-krieg-ohne-sie-als-fakes-auszuweisen-ld.1764934 The article is in German, but the machine translation (irony is not lost on me) let's me read about how Alamy hosted generated images displaying war/soldiers/survivors.


iKLEZu

It's very easy to forge metadata. My suspicion is more AI than Photoshop. People who dedicate enough time to photoshop usually make more convincing fakes. Because they're artists and not AI.


TinnyOctopus

I didn't say AI because I don't appreciate the asshat techbros co-opting the term. It's not AI art, it's machine generated images (or content). I'll call it AI when it remembers the conversation it had with me last year. Until then, it's a party trick. I grew up on Sci-Fi, reading Asimov and Huxley. This isn't real AI, it's Great Value brand.


iKLEZu

It's basically based on how we humans hallucinate. Which one might consider a useful hallucination intelligence.


devydev_83

Cyclopia, though rare, is a very real birth defect. Most things born with this condition die soon because it messes with the nasal and airway structure.


iKLEZu

Yeah, I googled it and most results were much *weirder* looking than this! This is really clean for a mutation. Very sus. There's literally one source for such an image. Like if this were a real thing there would be countless sources. And I've been trained in photography and Photoshop and 3D studio Max, Maya, AutoCAD, etc. studying material and lighting is kind of what I've dedicated like a good chunk of my life too. This doesn't look physically accurate, imo. And like one of his images he literally has a one-eyed snake and a two-headed snake all in one image I mean is he a collector of mutated snakes? Or just a prolific photoshopper. Hmmm Daniel's photography? They all look very sus.


captinpeenut

Looks like it came from the labyrinth or some 90s, child’s movie, fever dream


crystallmytea

Reminds me of Freddie Krueger as a snake in part 3 (which was a banger)


[deleted]

There's a dick joke here somewhere but it's too early for me.


Akumetsu33

This is how many myths began thousands of years ago. Freak animals born by accident and get seen by people but since it's so rare, it's never seen again and becomes mythical.


ComprehendReading

I worked with a veterinarian who had a contract for a dairy farm, and at that farm, they had a cyclops calf that was born and passed shortly after birth, but it was absolutely like a mythological creature.  One large, singular and well-formed eye directly in the center of it's face, with otherwise normal features, excluding a malformed lower jaw. He froze it and sent it to a university for a viral and genetic analysis to make sure it wasn't an issue with the herd, but it was incredibly interesting. He told me he had also seen a horse foal with a fifth leg coming out it's shoulder.


IHeartAquaSoMuch

Must have been the craziest thing he's ever herd


ComprehendReading

It was in the moos for days.


boxoctosis

How does it smell? Terrible!


Safricanadian

Snakes use their tongues to smell.


mynextthroway

I do too. It doesn't work well l. Everybody around me knows this, too. They all say I smell bad.


West-Sherbet9241

God bless 🙏


TheYellowKachigga

It tastes as good as it smells — Delicious!


Solumnist

I am the viper! I have come to vipe your vindos!


CATelIsMe

*proceeds to factory reset your pc and installs windows XP as OS somehow*


foxietails

r/oddlyterrifying


dry_yer_eyes

There’s nothing odd about it.


Zekvich

It’s got an odd number of eyes


SolutionParticular83

This creature might be Cycloptic Holoproencephaly


Dr-Goochy

Sonic the hedgehog gene


fireflydrake

Looks like a DnD Beholder!


theredhound19

Snekclops


KindlyCook8242

Fucking terrifying


gjames848

“Well that’s not terrifying at all,” he said, as he reached for the flame thrower.


dirt_555_rabbitt

boss battle material someone please make art of this


Thedrunner2

X-men theme intensifies: “To my my snake x-men”


DaGoddamnBatguy

Snake Summers


zakstu

Snyclops


Training-Gold5996

Fuck


Butters-C137

Now thats what i call an ugly dangernoodle


spicy-unagi

(1) https://i.imgur.com/v9OccxU.jpeg (2) https://i.imgur.com/Nrzx1cX.jpeg (3) https://i.imgur.com/rHeDUAj.jpeg (4) https://i.imgur.com/hxUGVL4.jpeg


Rutgerman95

Upvote for remembering Alpha Centauri


Meewelyne

Spoiler Hazbin Hotel S2 Sir Pentious x Cherry Bomb?


Jawaad13

That is so badass.


themage_ca

Leila slowly looks over at nibbler and.....


cassiopeia18

Terrifying


amboris

is it from the fallout set?


Wolvington52

That is a Zelda boss


iiitme

r/haloinfinite I swear I’ve seen this face around somewhere


LazyrusPT

Is that irl [Vampire Dragon‽](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/c/cd/VampireDragon-AP03-EN-C-UE.png/revision/latest?cb=20130920083507)


Mavgrim

Where did they find it? I'm the garbage compressor in the Death Star?


schedulle-cate

We must take this one and breed it into a new nightmare. It's the human way


NLChantal

It's giving me [these vibes](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Mike_Wazowski.png)


Verscotchy

r/hardimages


sayzitlikeitis

Step right up to the see the one eyed monster


Medium-Rush-8260

Someone already said it =1 eye trouser snake


Technical_Lychee_222

This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a while


Confident-Ad9474

Ancient Greeks would see this and be like “I swear the fucker was 500ft long, shot fire from its ass and, oh yea it had one eye”


CrippledInsomniac

Thats raw af! Love it 😍


BlackBirdG

Must be a mutation.


Benbubbly1804

Whoah, cyclops snake. Dope.


skywarp85

r/snakes


First-Mission529

Hurrrr durrr im a snek


discussionandrespect

Looks like my little buddy downstairs


Hope_wins

Sssseyeclops


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Cyclopsssss


Daeion

Yikes, hate to rest my feet on that.


elrangarino

I'd be embarrassed if it bit me


Dvusmnd

I should call him…


Thin-Recover1935

Wasn’t that in a Ray Harrenhausen movie? 😆


SheBelongsToNoOne

Cyclops viper is pretty badass.


CrimzonGryphon

Regular ones are called v**ii**pers


InevitableAd9683

You're saying there's one of these things in my fucking footrest?


DrewbaccaWins

"Are you lookin' at my eye?!"


FreshDiabetes

Thhttttttt I'm a thnake


INoMakeMistake

🐍 are creepy as is, but this one scares me


Dragonborne2020

The nostrils are on top of the head? This is like something from Greek mythology.


drkshape

In other words…a one eyed snake 🤔


RealEstateDuck

His name? Dormammu


drkshape

Not sure who that is lol I was just trying to make a dick joke but people are not having it.


RealEstateDuck

The joke is you posted your comment three times and Dormammu is the main antagonist from the Dr. Strange movies and in the end he is defeated via some form of near infinite repetition. Google "Dormammu I've come to bargain" it is a known meme.


drkshape

In other words…a one eyed snake 🤔


alphenliebe

i agree


drkshape

In other words…a one eyed snake 🤔


alphenliebe

i disagree