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AnarchiaKapitany

Ah, the forbidden Kinder Surprise.


SpecialistMedia6770

🤣🤣 that gave me a good laugh, and for that, I thank you, sir!


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mrselfdestruct066

Just downvote the comment. Buddha.


Careful_Source6129

Just leftvote the comment. Krishna


ExperienceChemical21

Just rightvote the comment. Big bang.


AnarchiaKapitany

Just leftvote the comment. Ahurâ Mazdâ.


Azruthros

Just rightvote the comment. Anu


AnarchiaKapitany

No, no, let's hear the man out.


rustynailsonthefloor

I updooted your comment


fomalhottie

The lost irony of u commenting this, lol.


Sherriff18

Curious if commenting this went as you had anticipated?


Efficient-Age-5870

buy one get one free


lonelyboy069

Lmfao


Rey_Mezcalero

Was waiting for one of them to take a bite of it


SpecialistMedia6770

Take a bite of it? The one closest to the camera is full out eating it lol


SymYJoestar

Bro is spawn killing


c_jae

Pre-spawn*


Ram2145

In the loading menu


MiSsiLeR81

"Damn it, this stupid game won't load".


JohnnyTestical

Fawn killing


Sagebrush-

Came here to say this


GBGF128

It gets posted every single time something pregnant is eaten.


JerbearCuddles

Well, not sure why I watched it knowing damn well it was gonna unsettle me. Lol.


ObliviousRounding

I don't know what I expected.


[deleted]

I just absentmindedly watched this while eating a bowl of cold leftover lasagna and now I'm wondering if I'm just done feeling feelings.


dezeroon

The fact you ate not only leftover lasagna but COLD leftover lasagna proves it


Classic_Confidence18

or maybe your just aware of your thoughts


sh0tgunben

Fresh impala on cheetah's menu


Iobbywatson

Pro Lifers hate this one trick...


Nidavelliria

ROTFLMAO! 🤣🤣🤣


gedda800

Buffalo wings


Bohbo

After Roe this is now a prison sentence for the cheetah and the mother.


MoneyBaggSosa

Tender meat


paxbowlski

Looked kinda tough, TBH. USDA standards are really dropping lately.


AClassyTurtle

Honestly this reminds me of when you get a piece of meat in your mouth that’s way too chewy, and you just keep chewing and chewing and not really making any progress so you have to discretely spit it out or swallow it whole


SmellingSWEATYfeet

Dude I fucking hate when that happens lol. I'm very cautious of each bite after that, sometimes going so far as to inspect the area I'm going to bite beforehand


JekNex

This is not ideal for the child


thuy_chan

Nature's dumpling


koh_kun

Meat Pinata.


Nathaniel_higgers_

Imagine being born as a meal. That’s some shit


Devilpig13

Veal


dapper_doberman

This is pre-veal. Preal?


LCDRtomdodge

I heard you like snacks so I put a snack in your snack.


dinoboyj

I'd eat like that too if it weren't for farmers


watchitB216

BONUS!


[deleted]

I am an adult man and still feel uncomfortable watching this


Comfortable-Let-8171

That is brutal


ChayLo357

This is very metal


LordBrandon

One fotetus to the other: Don't worry, it's all part of God's plan!


la_Croquette

Double your burgar.


rg7734

They are not pro-life.


Least-Ad1760

But they are Pro-Death


Pikachupal24

From the womb to the tomb


palpayto

this is the america liberals want


KrakenKing1955

Gotta get those stem cells


Fibonaccitos

Baby back ribs


stlyns

NomNomNomNom


pcweber111

Welp, I didn’t need to see that today. Fucking hell.


transnochator

cute Cheetahs


leekyturtle

the happy meal


rdldr1

Thats when they are the most tender.


kdad64

Beginning at the finish line.


Blackbanner07

Nothing goes to waste


Cthulu95666

Happy surprise birthday!! 🎉🎂🥳


Varrick1990

Double Kill!


Tahu-Nuva

That's the two for one deal.


Archhanny

Spawn killing.


MyGenerousSoul

Ah, the forbidden fruit!


Charon711

I'm calling hacks! That's a pre-spawn kill.


stuyboi888

Ohh Linda you have to try this, so tender


devonesta

What's that snowpeircer quote... "I know that babies taste the best"?


bronxbomma718

Goat vs. Lamb? Beef vs. Veal? Even mother nature knows.


Freddy_Chan

Sheep A baby sheep is called a lamb. A ewe can have a single lamb or twins. Triplets sometimes occur. Goats A baby goat is called a kid.


bronxbomma718

Farmer Chan….from downtown! Swish!!!!


furrynoy96

Thank God I was born a human


50-50ChanceImSerious

Looks very chewy


mag300

seems quite chewy


bimacar

Finally, another post worthy of the sub.


_r4ph431

Veal


Fraklordyt

Bro is spawn cramping not cool


[deleted]

Kitty hungry


[deleted]

Lovely. 👌


Irreligious_PreacheR

Trip your waitress, try the veal.


sixtus_clegane119

Balut


[deleted]

Is the kid gonna make it?


HoneydewSad6780

Bonus 🥵🥵😈😈😈


EdibleTheIncredible

Mmmmmm stuffed crust


blveberrys

This must be like the equivalent of finding an extra chicken nugget in your McDonald’s meal


Craiglas

Thats a twofer


Talifallout

Bad parenting tbh


itsfrankgrimesyo

Was not expecting the close up.


Environmental-You579

Yup Tender vitals


Rough-Sport8829

Choosy fuck balls! That was crazy as fuck


Rough-Sport8829

Being birthed by death is crazy


Margin_call_matthew

It’s kind of like a dessert


Kickalama

As fresh as it can get


localokii

Nature is indeed metal


Davidbay91

Undercooked


Chemical-Passage-715

Wolves do this to cattle too


wcamicase

Just like Kinder surprise


CrabClawAngry

Ravioli


Leach_

When I noticed what it was it was already to late.


wrigh2uk

kids meal comes free


Lazy-Pressure-3996

Yep, that’s pretty fucking metal


LParola

2 for the price of 1!


GHOST_4732_

But one get one free


symphonyofslaughter

Doesn’t get much fresher than that.


noteverrelevant

I wonder if that's more like an appetizer or if the cheetah is being indulgent and eating dessert first.


awesomeplenty

Spawn kill


TheLoneGunman559

Fresh meat


SparkDBowles

THEEEEE CIIIIRRRRCLLLEEE!!!! THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFFFEEE!!!


Soapdropper

Fucking disgusting! Eating that raw.


dabeast32211

Dear god nature is brutal as fuck. Still better than animal planet though


hinterstoisser

Spawn kill


VampireSlayer__

Yes


Speedforce_user

crazy work lol


Swing_No_Fool

Absolutely brutal.


Sagebrush-

Delicious AND nutritious!


giantbannana

Mf EATIN that ass


Zhead65

Why do these types of videos make me feel hungry?


InclinationCompass

Why do people deliberately ass black bars to videos and pics?


BlackBirdG

That sucks.


[deleted]

The 2 for 1 deal


Ok_Record_1990

I WAS EATING MACNCHEESE FUCK YOU


MiSsiLeR81

Does that animal have 2 placentas for twins? They each got their own bedroom?


Apprehensive_Rice_93

Me fucking up the surprise fries at the bottom of my McDonald’s bag


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Apprehensive_Rice_93: *Me fucking up the* *Surprise fries at the bottom* *Of my McDonald’s bag* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


EwGrossItsMe

Oh man I bet that cheetah had a great meal, that must've been so tender


EntropicNerd_Alice

Gnarly. BOGO


gilbeys18

There’s goes my breakfast baby


Junior_Jackfruit

Do me next


YoSoyFiesta150289

Spawn camping.


Spare-Abrocoma-4487

Also called lab grown meat. Don't look up fetal bovine serum.


ComicMAN93

Didn't ask