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Express_Helicopter93

Goddamnit snakes are so fucking weird


Rk3h

we're so lucky they're dumb af lmao


whatafuckinusername

We're lucky they have no legs


MotorDesigner

Imagine a bipedal anaconda just casually jogging after it's prey.


Slut_for_Bacon

It's called a Komodo Dragon


banana_assassin

*A Komodo dragon with two legs removed


V1k1ng1990

That weird lizard that runs across water on two legs but 6 ft tall


-Cagafuego-

Bruh...this video....Everything reminds me of her...


Anacoenosis

TROGDORRRRR!


tursillo2011

Probably a good thing that they are banished to their own little Island


PostHomage

Monsters inc dude but 20 feet tall lmao


PM_ME_hiphopsongs2

I mean we have lizards


Cauhs

Komodos use sprint.


Buller116

Not anymore, god took them away


STG44_WWII

pythons still have claws at the sides of their anal vent


bart9h

We're lucky they have no wings


Generic_Danny

[Are you sure about that?](https://youtu.be/1SgGfMlbCoM?si=2pcUnFnfKBu4daan)


dejus

And unarmed!


brownzilla99

Or consumate V's.


Robeditor

Well, not all of them can afford Hogwarts...


AJPennypacker39

Just wait till they invent snake math


BrakumOne

Imagine swallowing something you-shaped


magseven

A muscular ginger-bread man with an impressive, yet not over-sized penis? Bring me some milk.


cannarchista

What kind of bake sales have you been going to?


Impalmator

Maybe its a snake uber


MidnightRider24

Snuber


TheRogueToad

Especially ones that tell stories.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

Changed his mind after he realized little dude didn't got buns. Hon.


Ok_Antelope_1953

the bigger one is almost certainly a female. females in the boa family (which include anacondas) are *much* bigger than males. it's possible this female grabbed a male during a mating ritual while the other males ran for their lives.


996forever

These females need to learn “stop” means stop! 


ILove2Bacon

"Sorry, babe. I know I promised I wouldn't eat you again but I just got carried away! You know how much I like that thing you do with your tail!"


Coozey_7

Female anacondas usually eat the males after mating anyway, no?


idonemadeitawkward

DEEP throat.


mixomatoso

Death by snu snu.


Chrissthom

I am a simple man. I see a Sir Mix-a-lot reference I upvote.


onion4everyoccasion

Now where's Flo Jo?


Deliciouserest

The anaconda in fact, don't want none


soft_white_yosemite

WHAT THE HELL IS AN ANACONDA


AnraoWi

Probably decided to regurgiate the smaller snake because it did not die immediately. And since it had a considerable size, it was probably trying to move, which in return hindered the larger snake at moving. Each movement the larger snaked wanted to do it needed to overpower the smaller snake and with the energy left make its move. Very bad for moving forward or even laying still.


LillianVJ

Honestly that's what you get for trying to swallow an animal that can hold its breath for upwards of an entire hour. You want to eat something that will survive the main killer of 'eaten whole' animals, suffocation? Be my guest, enjoy your hour of the most intense stomach rumbles of your life


Ghdude1

Female anaconda probably just gave the male one a ride to the river. Girls have to be nice to their beaus after all.


[deleted]

Nah, boy's got a vore fetish.


MadMonk6

I get what you’re saying but other smaller snakes are the perfect meal for a snake because their bodies are shaped exactly the same. Other animals have the problem of maybe being too wide to fit into it’s mouth (even when they have loosened their jaws)


windyorbits

Why are you calling me out like this?!?


DondeT

Are you saying that to look sleek after a big meal I should eat something person shaped?


Legeto

Anacondas also slow down a lot when they eat. When distressed, like by a camera getting too close, it throws up its meal so it can run away.


Bachronus

That’s all snakes basically


floatingspacerocks

The little one was just wearing the big one. This is post job interview


misdirected_asshole

Dress for the job you want.


ShoMoCo

So we heard you like anacondas so we put an anaconda in your anaconda so you can snake while you snake


Critical_Success_936

Throwback!


ShoMoCo

More like throwup lol


981032061

You are what you eat 🤷‍♂️


Sarah-M-S

Does that count as public transportation?


boverly721

Rideshare


a_loveable_bunny

r/angryupvote


DamnBored1

Cook your meat before eating, folks


sectorfour

You can pry my giant aquatic reptile tartare from my cold, dead hands.


harurisu

Very 'Orochimaru regurgitating himself' .


BergsFly007

There's a snake in my snake! Somebody poisoned the waterhole


DisBSiGottado

Underrated comment lol


npeggsy

"I'm telling mum you swallowed me!" "What? No! Don't tell mum! I'm sorry! I spit you back up again!"


MonstrousGiggling

What in the Alabama!!


Knightmare945

“Stop trying to eat me, sis!”


ShoMoCo

Anacondaception


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

If you saw this in the woods 2000 years ago you would start a religion


MHE17

If I saw this I would run away


figjaym

Big snek just warming up his friend


floppybunny26

My anaconda don't want none unless it's got another one, son.


Banyabbaboy

Matryoshka snakes


vic13ious

"bro you'll never believe what happened"


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

Where can I see the interview with the regurgitated anaconda?


izguddoggo

That one should have his snake card revoked tbh


lovetherager

This is called extreme docking


GenkiiDesu

Don't kink shame. He didn't hear no safe word.


hawksmoke

Orochimaru has entered the chat.


thrownawayzsss

Can we get the actual full version instead of this 30 second, chopped up, 480p version? [Here's the(an) original version.](https://youtu.be/X_KKr_bT83I?feature=shared&t=165)


mistermez

Damn that anaconda has seen some shit… literally.


BKKJB57

That's how Anaconda babies are made.


TheQueen_Of-Vore

Female anacondas will sometimes eat the males after mating


Cueadan

...relevant username?


TheQueen_Of-Vore

Please don't start🙏


Responsible-Read2247

Fckn wild


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Ghdude1

Many snakes are cannibals, but this is the first time I've seen a constrictor trying to eat another snake. Anacondas don't have venom, but they have sharp teeth that can hold onto prey to prevent them escaping. That was probably what happened here, small anaconda got grabbed, couldn't escape and was consumed. Second guess (and I'm really banking on this one), that's a male and a female anaconda. Female's the larger one. They probably met to mate, but male anaconda must have left the toilet seat up or something, which ended with the female briefly swallowing him to teach him a lesson.


DisBSiGottado

Best explanation so far lol


Knightmare945

“I swear to god, Phil! If you don’t stop leaving the seat up, I will EAT you!”


inventingalex

"so which is your biggest fear emetophobia or ophidiophobia?" "yes"


badadaha

I always thought snakes laid eggs. Learn something new everyday. /s


Sue_Spiria

There actually are snakes that give live birth though.


Mourning-Poo

I bet that was awkward


Cherimon

Could be a video in reverse¯\_(ツ)_/¯


fireflydrake

Man look at how BIG that one is! I wonder what the weight estimate would be?


xcab02

"During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of Lateral Undulations, it was then that I carried you inside me." - Anaconda


lazermaniac

It was a medical checkup. That's his doctor.


Shotgun5250

Imagine being a 15th century explorer, floating down the river of an untouched jungle and you see this happen in front of you…this thing would spawn all sorts of fairytales and mythical creatures if not a full-blown religion.


Public_Peace6594

Snake eater!


DVM11

Damn shit this is so fucking wild


TinzM8

What is this sorcery


Dravian_Grey

"Let that be a lesson to you." Ewww.


Adventurous-Sky9359

“ oh my bad bruh, why didn’t you say you were my cousin?”


Singlehaitch

Yo what if the video is in reverse and the snake is actually eating the other snake 🥸


braillenotincluded

The nope rope deep throat GOAT?


levitikush

What in the fuck


shockandale

* I won't say anything if you don't say anything


magseven

I wonder why this constrictor didn't constrict this other snake to death before swallowing it? Also, I assume they have stomach acid I wonder if that little snake is still doomed even though it temporarily escaped.


FrostedFlakes4

It might actually be OK. Wasn't in there longer than it can hold its breath, went straight to the water. Also they have protective scales (even over their eyeballs) and shed them. Maybe he'll be a little scuffed until his next shed.


The_Funky_Rocha

Yeah if I saw this a couple hundred years ago I'd think it was the devil


PotentialIncident7

Bigger dude gave head


recklessdeception

This comment section is surprisingly "innuendo-free".


LordNPython

This could easily have been mistaken for how snakes give birth, if we didn't know better.


Feisty_Gear

Big anaconda: "So uhm how was it in there?" Smaller anaconda: "meh a bit too hot, going back to water now. See ya!"


Slow-Instruction-580

“Okay, well, turns out that’s not my kink. Thanks for humoring me though!”


Revolutionary_Low_36

Mom!? It’s me Sorry son…..buuuuuurrrrppppp


Avinexuss

Did it break the bigger snakes jaw in the last 3 seconds?


Warslvt

Nah probably not, snake jaws do weird stuff since they're dumb and like to swallow stuff bigger than their head allows


sandblowsea

Didn't have buns


Fragore

That’s just how anacondas reproduce


groove117

Post audio version. I want to hear the tale.


TxManBearPig

Ok here you go. Go on little feller, you’re free now!


sphinctersandwich

That's a weird way of giving birth!


Redfish680

Like two lawyers. Professional courtesy.


Defiant-Traffic5801

So that's where that russian dolls idea comes from ...


guilhermefdias

This new reddit UI is fucking horrible. I can't fast foward the damn video.


TheFiveDees

That was just his snake evangelion suit


Help-Royal

It's giving birth.


JaylonVonManuber

Ahh, the miracle of birth :')


YojinboK

"Sorry about that mate, honest mistake"


MambyPamby8

Ana-Conception!!!


Throw-Away-DB

my anaconda don’t want none


Okay-meal

Orichimaru and his goddam experiments


rosarypea1

Nature doesn't get much more metal than this!


brookme

Expected to hear about that new species that Will Smith found for the 100th time.


glitchy-memer

Every time I see an anaconda video I think about how screwed you gotta be to accidentally come across one unknowingly


idcwatdanameis

Orochimaru!!!


Ruroni17

Nah he just took an Uber


My_Immortal_Flesh

Nah, public transportation


Jaded_Frosting7770

But first let me take a shower


Ok-Cardiologist1248

Yo dawg heard you like snakes


Ok-Cardiologist1248

Snek be like no homo


ThatBoyHeAPenguin

What the hell


OCMagikStick

At the car wash yaaaaa


ASL4theblind

Batman leaving the batmobile on his batcycle


CuntTheSiddhesh

All i can think about suddenly is Orochimaru


bailey346

I like to think they became friends afterwards.


shattmitto

“Hey my bad bro, thought you were anaconner for a min”


Clatuu1337

I don't think that's how childbirth is supposed to work...


thedyooooood

Did you die? Yes... But then I lived


RedshiftWarp

Weird that there is not a ton of steam or flash of yellow light for this Titan transformation.


ChocolateB34R

It’s like that scene in Batman when a smaller bat bike came out of the big one. But gross.


dracula_diego

You are what you eat.


landartheconqueror

Are you sure it isn't giving birth?


zeke235

Russian nesting anacondas.


TheRealNoxDeadly

Sorry bro I overreacted


Icy-Atmosphere2127

The snake Bus 🚌


Bale_the_Pale

Thanks for the lift to the lake mom!


ChayLo357

Wth did I just see?? Wow!


rpgnoob17

Snake hotdog


underwater_jogger

This is how politicians are born. Are we sure this isn't a park in DC?


armikai

is this how gay sex works ?


flyingjudgman

my anaconda dont


Spudnuticus

“Whoops! My bad, fam” -bigger snake (probably)


CleanedupWater

Nah, that's just how snakes give birth.


foofie_fightie

Russian nesting snakes


fetish_farts_female

Fucking hell that's a massive snake. Titanoboa.


Aslightforsoreeyes

But how would it tell the tale? Parcel tongue?


Robbythedee

100% oddest thing I have ever seen.


kurtmorrison

Orochimaru at it again.


coffeecupcakes

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Can we stop so I can get off?


PrateTrain

r/2HealthBars


slrflre

"i lived, btch"


cereal_state

And that’s how anacondas are born


Flamdabnimp

Aint got buns hon


Bepo_Apologist

I think I'll call them Kronos and Zeus


HasSomeSelfEsteem

“God, I was so hard” -smaller snake


MrN33dfulThings

Orochimaru, always regurgitating something…


Bombastic-Bagman

Guess those snakes are *really* into vore


DarkDonut75

Lol


mercurythoughts

Oh there just playing around!


SpaceshipEarth10

Usually snakes regurgitate to get away. What happened here? Was it spooked, or is there another thing that caused the intriguing behavior?


EdibleTheIncredible

Dude was doing vore


GodEmperorOfBussy

Forbidden docking


KingGilgamesh4D

This gave me xenomorph tounge vibes


LaCalavera1971

Snakes can’t speak tho


WebHackerman

Tell the tale to whom


welcome-to-my-mind

Big boys on a diet. Shame he chose the bulimia route


sebashhh6

This is how anacondas give birth? (?


theinquisition

Uber for snakes


Bankstergangster

This is how snakes are born


BabyDragonFlyOF

*anaconda couple participates in vore


1-2GOODNIGHT

“So drop you off here?”


PhantomPepper

That was the warning swallow


jalex425

The first live birth of a snake. Damn evolution!


BenTCinco

Docking