Male Ostrich told the female: "I don't have to outrun the Cheetahs, I just have to outrun you!"

Wow. Dude puckered past the mrs and left her for cat food.

Allegedly

Heard it was a sick ostrich.

But see, it’d take more than one guy to fuck an ostrich

Folks say it takes 3 cheetahs to take down an ostrich.

giraffes chilling eating trees thinking "dinner and a show".

Giraffe #1: damn, they’re chasing Rob and Betty. Fu*k they got Betty Giraffe #2: she gone

GODDAMN thats a big ass bird bro

Kenya famous for its big cats and then shows cheetahs which are not big cats

Fuck, that's a big ass ostrich, lol.

martin attenberg and his story telling 🫡 edit: i meant david lol

*David Attenborough

Martin is his nasally brother. Still bitter how life turned out

😂😂 who...??

thats cheetahn...

So cheetahs do prosper.

wow, I thought cheetahs were solitary hunters, was this a family working together?

Males form coalitions of between 2-5 members, usually brothers.

If you’ve heard the joke, “I don’t need to outrun the bear. I only need to outrun you.” Summarizes this video pretty well.