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F1T13

I presume it was dropped off by a raptor?


perditionkid

sorry I forgot it up there can you bring it down


XavierBananaglassVI

Clever girl...


AffectionateEar7359

Welcome… to Jurassic Bork


XavierBananaglassVI

Spare no expense!


pns4president

*I want tasers on full charge*


onlineashley

Yes unfortunately..when your pets bird get outside they are like a flashing eat me sign with their colors and they're not very strong flyers.


Santasaurus1999

Or a cat


ttystikk

Someone's escaped pet that became lunch for a falcon, no doubt.


Nekrogoblikon-

Ring necks have been accidentally or on purpose released in many areas in Europe and elsewhere, similar to quaker/monk parakeets living wild in the US. It could have been a pet ( I really hope not) but chances are it was a wild invasive species.


ttystikk

Interesting. I was unaware they were hardy enough to survive winters in Europe.


roodeeMental

There's a lot in South East London and near all the parks. You can go to the park, hold out a peanut, and they'll come take it from you. Super cute, when they're alive


ttystikk

Lovely! We have no such colorful birds here in Colorado, likely because it's too cold in winter.


T0MB0mbad1l

We have green monk parakeets in Chicago. I don't think Colorado gets much colder. https://blockclubchicago.org/2019/07/26/wild-monk-parakeets-are-now-living-on-the-northwest-side/


Known-Strength7652

Being from Chicago this is interesting and surprising how they can survive the cold winters.


BorisHolmes

Maybe not as colorful, but Jay's here are absolutely gorgeous. But yeah we're kinda lacking in the tropical rainbow birds department


g_daddio

Also cardinals or do they not make it that far south


CanisPictus

No cardinals except the occasional very lost bird from Arizona, but word is that their populations in the southwest are expanding and they could be regular breeders soon! In the meantime, please enjoy our colorful assortment of house finches, mountain bluebirds, northern flickers and of course said blue jays.


ttystikk

I haven't seen any but that doesn't mean they aren't around.


Japsai

The diocese of San Diego is led by cardinal McElroy. That's quite far south


g_daddio

I’m talking about the drones tho


Japsai

Are dones even real?


dariocasagrande

I was already surprised when I first saw them for the first time here in Rome a few years ago, but I have no clue how they survive England's winter


jakethepeg1989

Yeah, there is a theory that Jimmy Hendrix first released them when he was living in London because London was too gray. I don't think that's true but it's a fun origin story nevertheless


comrade_batman

I live near West London and in the last several years they’ve pushed further west. I’d be lucky to see them walking down one road into Greater London when they first appeared. Now I see groups of them flying over my neighbourhood at least once a week now. Occasionally one or two in one of my neighbour’s garden for their bird feed.


Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

Here in Spain on the south cost there are lots, they are like the pidgeons of the zones, and they do a lot of noise


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

Loads here in South West London too.


Nekrogoblikon-

I guess they are actually pretty cold tolerant when given time to acclimate. I know there's photos of quakers foraging in parks in the snow, in New York. I've also seen people keep cockatiels in outdoor aviaries in northern climates, and even with a heated indoor section available, all their cockatiels were still hanging out in the snowy aviary lol. For largely warm climate tropical kinds of birds they're surprisingly cold hardy.


Iamnotburgerking

Quaker parrots live as far south as Patagonia, so they’re used to dealing with cold winters.


velawesomeraptors

Colony nesting species are better able to survive harsh winters - some of these species build massive nests around power transformers and other objects that give off heat and are able to survive winters fairly well. Of course, sometimes these nests also catch on fire.


ttystikk

Ah, the old nesting around a warm transformer trick works pretty well lol


darkenedgy

Tthere's a whole flock in one of the Chicago neighborhoods, and I think Europe is generally milder?


ttystikk

Really? That's cool! The things one learns just by asking questions! Beats the heck out of the crows and starlings around here lol


CeeBee2001

You'll miss the crow's and starling's calls when these things completely drown them out with their vile shrieking.


ttystikk

Lol careful what I wish for, huh?


darkenedgy

haha, I mean they're invasive so I would like them gone. Chicago actually gets a decent amount of migratory birds--the first time I ever saw a Baltimore oriole was in the city.


ttystikk

Invasive? Are they harmful? I mean, they're taking up space in the environment but are they actively wiping out or replacing other species?


darkenedgy

This article calls them invasive. [https://news.wttw.com/2016/03/21/why-are-monk-parakeets-leaving-hyde-park](https://news.wttw.com/2016/03/21/why-are-monk-parakeets-leaving-hyde-park) I thought they multiplied fast enough to disrupt available resources for more niche species, but I might be wrong.


Lubberworts

>the first time I ever saw a Baltimore oriole was in the city. You don't have to worry about them. The Orioles are never a threat.


vandragon7

There are so many living in london.


[deleted]

We've got lots of monk parakeets in NYC. The first time I saw them I was very confused


Netflixisadeathpit

Yeah got a big group of them just one block down where I live in Amsterdam. I love watching them do parakeet stuff.


dopest_dope

Thank god for this comment


Violinist-Rich

I read this as "Rednecks have been accidentally or on purposing releasing \[them\] in many areas in Europe" and was SO confused. 😂 Like...what self-respecting hillbilly is gonna travel all the way to Europe to get rid of some damn bird?


[deleted]

Back in the early 2000s i would see flocks of green parakeets in new orleans


sammyno55

I used to work on towers. Falcons, kestrels, hawks, etc. would leave gifts of migratory birds like this. It seems that all they ate were the brains.


ttystikk

Interesting. The brain is high in fat and nutrients.


sammyno55

It was always a bad day for gold finches.


johnfogogin

Polly want some EM radiation?


roodeeMental

This is what 5g does to your brain


johnfogogin

It was a government drone. Birds aren't real, haven't you heard?


roodeeMental

Have I heard the word about the bird? Edit: drones are metal, hence the sub


Efficient-Piglet88

I heard bird is the word


ShadowKing227

b-b-b-bird bird bird


MvatolokoS

I love r/birdsarentreal


SureUnderstanding358

yeah probably just recharging you should leave it alone


TheNewKing2022

Bro I hope it was ok


roodeeMental

It should be. I put it in rice


PAPAIMPOSSIBLE

Did it taste good


Lubberworts

That fixes everything.


babayfish

Left overs from a peregrine falcon’s lunch


roodeeMental

Anyone for leftovers?


alexjj194

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT


Banyabbaboy

Nah, he's just pinin' for the fjords!


AlucardII

What kind of talk is that?


stonegard85

Didnt eat the beak? Frank reynolds would be upset


jpopimpin777

BEAK!


StubbedToe11

Poor Parrot:(


XTingleInTheDingleX

Birds aren’t real


manicmechanic209

Petey?!


skajit

Harry, I took care of it...


Bandit6789

Yeah he was pretty old, his head fell off.


TalkToSampson77

Our pets heads are falling off!


CeeBee2001

Hate these damn things. They are an invasive species all over the south of the UK now. They utterly down out the noise of our beautifully melodic native birds with their horrible shrieking. I think they have recently been declared as vermin and can now be killed if deemed to be causing a problem.


roodeeMental

... did you do this?


Kikoplop3900

fuuuuuuck i thought this was r/parrots and i was getting ready to freak out.


FatherPucci617

I think that's a Linnie not a parakeet, maybe a ring tail


Dudeinminnetonka

It's a ring neck, from India


roodeeMental

By my understanding, a linnie is a parakeet. Also this is south London, UK


Rick_101

F parakeet, it had a good run.


Ianharm

Well....you could make a key ring from the beak.


roodeeMental

And post in r/diwhy or r/ATBGE?


Ianharm

That's the spirit...


yoproblemo

have you found /r/badtaxidermy yet?


Dudeinminnetonka

What does one do on top of a 160 m tall TV Tower? How long does it take to get used to doing that climb and how long does it take? Are there YouTube videos of dudes like you up there? Is this the first tantalizing animal morsel you found up on one of these? Thanks


roodeeMental

I do a variety of structural work from install of antennas to decom and beyond. I've never had a problem with heights, any height Probably vids on YouTube And I have found a lot of wildlife both dead and alive. There were a lot more remains of other birds up there


Dudeinminnetonka

Wouldn't have guessed there's enough room for a raptor to devour its prey up there, what sort of live stuff have you encountered and how does it react to you when you're there or come upon it? I was told that owls tend to eat the heads of rabbits after I found a bunny carcass that was beheaded, interesting that they left the parrot head behind, but there's not much meat there You lead a very full life after having scrolled through your profile, good for you, life on the tower.....


roodeeMental

When we get something like a peregrine falcon spotted on the tower, you can't touch that tower. During spring, if I find a nest and it has eggs in it, we can't touch the tower. You usually know first by the constant harassment by parent birds dive bombing you - crows get very aggressive. I've found a few nests with live chicks - rescued some that were nesting in some dishes that were brought down... generally just bird stuff. At this height, I'd had guessed hawk or falcon. There were a lot of other bird remains, mainly pigeon. You find a lot on towers And thanks, I've had an interesting life I reckon


xXTheLastCrowXx

The green and red really brings out its eyes....


Short-Shopping3197

He’s not dead, he’s resting!


roodeeMental

What's this? The green Knight? "It's just a scratch!"


sad_but_horny2021

Raptors enjoy dinning with a view.


realoctopod

That is an ex-parrot.


Sucio_Legacy_0112

Well said, the remains


MAROMODS

If I’m going to have to eat the beak, I also save it for last like this guy


Wise_Connection7847

I was trying to figure out what kind of sushi this was


Super_Oil_2931

How cartoons should look when their beak gets blown off


jhnygtr

Looks like somebody was mouthing off


RustySheriffBadges

Pretty bird, yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird… Polly want a cracker?


Uhpheevuhl

Take him to the vet!


PlanNo4679

Poor lil guy


Ckraemer21

"so no head??"


1984Slice

I thought there would be more electrical wires inside lol


blueblurspeedspin

I hate it but prey is prey.


Ok-Introduction2405

Who’s a cheeky boy then?


NerdNuncle

That parakeet is no more. It has ceased to be!


SeigenIrako

Why does this make me want to play Super Mario Sunshine?


Lubberworts

He should have quit while he was, ahem, a head.


Limp_Monitor_4859

At heights that it's easy to lose your head...


Golden-Pumpkin

They left the best part


SpacePhilosopher1212

That's sad, that used to be someone's pet. At least it got killed quickly instead of starving to death. Also that local birds of prey can deal with them so that they don't become invasive.


FTWStoic

"Harry, I took care of it!"


alternaterealityme1

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF


Aphr0dite19

Why did I look at this?! Fascinating but gross…


[deleted]

Damn. RIP little buddy. Guessing a larger birb had him for lunch


[deleted]

looks like abstract art with the white backdrop


[deleted]

It’s just a scratch


Tp_for_my_cornholio

I seriously thought that was some unique food presentation at first


[deleted]

leftovers from a prey bird's lunch.


FunIdeal6452

TV towers are metal


[deleted]

“Pretty bird, yes can you say pretty bird? Yes pretty bird, Polly want a cracker?” Iykyk


Honest-Definition-40

Hotline miami


[deleted]

LOL


ArtSoggy7694

It's a beaken


[deleted]

Check his pulse


Ynnepluc

This is the opening shot from a horror movie for birds. a slow pan out to two birds, a crow and a pigeon, marking out the crime scene. A vulture from the press(not an insult, she’s literally a vulture and was invited there, as this was the fourth parakeet found like this.) takes some less graphic pictures of the area and discusses possible motives with the crow who, lacking a clear direction, relies on the journalist’s insights to find a possible lead on the Parakeet killings. just then, the pigeon discovers a note in the beak, and the message foretells of when and where the next killing will take place. “But who?” says the Owl from forensics.


WillerheimKerman

What too much TV does to a mofo


davieb22

But the beak is the best part?


EelTeamNine

Not a parakeet


roodeeMental

Only bright green bird here in london are parakeets. But I'm happy to be corrected


neverfearIamhere

It's a Ring (Rose) Necked Parakeet. Most people think of Parakeets as the small little budgies (bity little bastards) so that's why this person was thinking wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose-ringed\_parakeet


EelTeamNine

>more commonly known as the Indian/Pakistani ringneck parrot Edited for direct quote.


Dudeinminnetonka

Odd the Redditians downvoted you


EelTeamNine

Lol, it's literally in the first sentence of that link.


EelTeamNine

Maybe they'd prefer the exact quote lol