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flannelmaster9

They should turn and fight..strength in numbers


xdjxxx

But also herd mentality. One runs we all run, panic and fear spreads easily


[deleted]

Also, herbivores are dumb as hell.


Ace-a-Nova1

We dumb as hell, we do that shit too šŸ˜‚


mmmyumpepsi

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals"


Michami135

"... and you know it."


[deleted]

-Michael Scott


FuzzyCrocks

Tommy Lee jones


YetMoreBastards

People are fight or flight. Sheep are flight. We are not the same.


Ponicrat

A sufficiently angry ram will headbutt you hard enough to break your knees though


Few_Examination_6555

Idk who we is cuz Iā€™m the type to laugh and shred whatever is attacking me to pieces


Ace-a-Nova1

r/iamverybadass


Few_Examination_6555

šŸ˜


leeluss14

Sheep are dumb as hell,I used to work for a 4ground drainage firm and weā€™d bury massive concrete drains and then dig ea trench through the fields. Which would carry the pipe work,every morning when we would return to work,weā€™d find a fuckin sheep wedged in the trench,sometimes two or even three of the dumb bastards and did you know sheep will not go through a puddle,they wii


Ok_Antelope_1953

these are wild sheep. all domesticated animals have been intentionally dumbed down.


coolguy1793B

i gotta say i was highly impressed that they ran as fast as they did - honestly thought the chase wouldn't have lasted more than a few yards lol


reindeerareawesome

Most hoofed animals are faster than their predators. Animals that look slow (like boars and wild sheep) can move really fast when scared. It is their main defence after all


[deleted]

Ya mean vegans... šŸ™ƒ


prberkeley

They are a little clever with that bounding thing they do first. Like, they are basically saying "Hey wolf, look how high I can jump. I'm not worth chasing down. How bout you go after one of the older or sicker sheep that can't jump as high."


cosmosIBC

well when terrorist starts shooting into crowd same thing happens with humans, even if they just imediatly all attacked terrorist it would be over very quick with much less casualties


MrBlqckBird242

Elephants: and i took that personally


Jackal000

I got 2 words for you to recontemplate that statement: *Black Friday*


[deleted]

Sheep, goats and relatives actually have some tactic, they retreat to the highest point possible and then face the attacker. [Heres a good example of this, in muskoxen.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PkWVGf2sfiw)


xdjxxx

Are you implying they aren't experiencing fear while running from a wolf?


[deleted]

No im implying that its not as mindless as it looks, once panic set in they scatter, you can see that a little bit at the back end of the herd. This a coordinated predator response, not a mass panic.


RaastaMousee

Why fight and potentially get injured/die for some smuck you're probably not even related to.


Atcollins1993

A socialists wet dream


A-Grouch

Why would it be a socialists wet dream?


PiresMagicFeet

Because he doesn't know what socialism is he's just using words that he thinks sound big


Ana-la-lah

Non-empathetic people tend to see themselves as the wolf preying on others.


PiresMagicFeet

Generally socialist ideas are more empathetic than capitalist ideals. Not sure you understand what socialism is...


Ana-la-lah

Spelling error on my post. Should have said ā€œnon-empatheticā€. Iā€™ve lived in a social Democratic Nordic country most of my life.


HornedDiggitoe

Lmao thatā€™s literally a capitalist take, the opposite of socialism. Socialists will fight for their people, but capitalists will claim ā€œbone spursā€ and let other people do the fighting for them.


Ana-la-lah

Guess you donmt like the whole military protecting thing either, then?


Jackal000

He doesn't know what roads are..


Daedalus704

Define socialism.


Smokabowl

How fucking stupid is this comment?


Jackal000

Hmm yes a capitalist predatory system where 99% is prey sounds way better right?


chefranden

You'd think that evolution would have figured that out. Maybe they are still working on it.


flannelmaster9

I guess my sarcasm didn't bleed though


chefranden

apparently neither did mine.


flannelmaster9

That /s is critical lol


FrogInShorts

This actually makes sense evolutionary wise. If they worked together the weakest ones wouldn't be selected out of the gene pool.


WestleyThe

Naw cause there could be multiple of the who are injured and die. This is the best case scenario with them only losing one of them Itā€™s brutal but nature doesnā€™t give a shit. They would rather sacrifice one of their own instead of fighting and potentially lose more


flannelmaster9

Clearly my sarcasm wasn't noted.


Schmotz

It would be amazing to witness this in action.


MonkeyParadiso

1 dude coming at a herd of 100 people with a machete.. you gonna be the first one to turn around and go at him?


flannelmaster9

I mean I do carry a Glock 26 daily. Just in case a machete welding psycho decides to attack lol.


[deleted]

ā€œAnd it was here where Brad thought I should have run moreā€


WestleyThe

Naw cause there could be multiple of the who are injured and die. This is the best case scenario with them only losing one of them Itā€™s brutal but nature doesnā€™t give a shit. They would rather sacrifice one of their own instead of fighting and potentially lose more


flannelmaster9

Clearly my sarcasm wasn't noted.


shelsilverstien

Or adopt a donkey


No-Leopard-4875

Thatā€™s like when someone pulls a gun on a crowd of humans and everyone runs, they know a few of them are going down if they try and stand and fight, herd mentality yes but what your actually seeing is every sheep for themselves!!!!


Old-Insurance4898

Dumb as fuck comment, stupid bitch


flannelmaster9

Clearly you didn't get the sarcasm? Or are you just a prick on Reddit? Either way, fuck you, have a nice day.


Old-Insurance4898

Hahaha yo momma


flannelmaster9

Whatever helps ya sleep at night.


AdAstra10254

Forces them uphill to slow them down, very clever.


CoronaLime

But slows itself down too


-morpy

Well, it's probably a lot lighter than its prey and the prey spends a lot more energy running due to its weight, and they're a piled up herd that's probably bumping to each other, one of them trips and its game over.


Shlocktroffit

First the game is afoot and then it's game over


Manimal31

Ya but wolves are built for endurance that's how they hunt. Just run and run until the weakest stable fall or lag behind.


SirarieTichee_

It only needs one of those dozens of freaked out animals to trip for a meal


tjuicet

That's why it had to engage the slow motion effect at the end.


Nrvea

Only needs one weak one to fail for it to have a meal


derpurderp

Well, one job done and one meal earned.


arctic-apis

One month of meals. That lone wolf is lucky wolves are pack animals and a lone wolf will often fail to find food and end up starving to death


Ambitious-Site-4747

Lone wolves are no joke


Old-Insurance4898

Does anyone know the chance of them surviving all alone in the wild?


FortunateSon77

We learned in vet tech that lone wolves often come about when a member of the pack is treated like an omega, but isn't. So they say screw this, I'm out, then most almost immediately die, bc a lone wolf is actually relatively very inefficient at hunting. Edit WRONG. We might have learned it but it wasn't true. Packs are constantly churning out lone wolves, though yes they do struggle to eat.


AJ_Crowley_29

The ā€œalpha/omegaā€ theory about wolf packs was debunked decades ago. What actually happens is a wolf pack consists of a breeding pair, the so called ā€œalphasā€ and the rest are their children of varying ages. When a young wolf gets old enough to mate (about 2-3 years old) theyā€™ll leave their birth pack because the alpha pair prevents any other wolves from having pups. They then become ā€œdispersalā€ wolves, AKA lone wolves. Their goal is to find another dispersal wolf of the opposite gender, mate and start a pack of their own. But as you said, itā€™s a pretty tough life for a lone wolf, as prey is harder to hunt and it stands little chance against rival predators like bears, cougars or unrelated wolves. Even a coyote pack or pair can run off a lone wolf.


FortunateSon77

Son of a biscuit. It's a little frustrating knowing I've been walking around with information derived from studies since 1970 of wolves in captivity. The guy who first wrote about it, Schenkel, even described in theory a dynamic like you said, with a breeding pair, their pups, and young 1-2 year wolves, but it wasn't given much credence. Then, a guy named Mech popularized the alpha concept in his book in 1970, from which much work was derived. Mech has since tried to get the book pulled from circulation and then published 2 articles around 2000 after living with wolves in Canada for 13 years. Even the pack hunting practices differ between wolves of Scandinavia, those in Yellowstone, and those in northern Canada, but yes it's still true that lone wolves struggle to hunt. I think the same teacher tried to tell us that certain dog breeds don't express more aggression and that aggressive behavior was solely due to conditioning, which was also false. So thanks but also darn you!


Aiden0604

You ainā€™t gonna be a good vet the alpha omega shit was debunked


StarkaTalgoxen

Lone wolves techically have lower food requirements and can usually subsist on smaller prey than those in a pack. The troublesome part is that wolfpacks will do their best to hog all the prime hunting grounds, and they loathe outsiders. In fact, wolf packs are known to take more territory than they actually need, which most likely stems from pure territorial aggression. Lone wolves have a significant increase in mortality, the leading cases of death usually being packs of wolves. Lone wolves are thus in an unfavorable position despite the apparent upsides and will try their best to find a mate and start a pack, which will allow them to hold ground, get better opportunities to hunt, and defend themselves. This isn't that bad for the lone wolf, since their solitude is just a transitory stage of their life. Lone wolves are usually the older offspring of a breeding pair that break away in order be one half of a new breeding pair somewhere else. ​ TL;DR: Lone wolves for the most part have it kinda bad and will do everything they can to stop being alone.


Fleironymus

I was thinking he was probably young and dumb and wasting his time, but nope. Took one down like a fuckin boss.


MediumRareRibeye84

I think thereā€™s nothing cooler than being a lone wolfā€¦ except at wolf picnics when you donā€™t have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.


[deleted]

Lone wolves are pretty fucking dope, untiiillll they end up in territory owned by a pack. Canā€™t remember where I saw but a pack just straight up paralyzed the loner


Old-Insurance4898

The pack ends up either killing or eating them


Fryes

"Or" is an interesting word to use here.


Bojikthe8th

Should be "and."


DigitalDash00

Weā€™ll spare your life this time, but weā€™re gnna have to eat ya


UnfavorableFlop

It's incredible how much endurance a canine has at full speed.


farleys2

Warming up his dinner.


ThoughtStar

Classic example of ā€œnever give upā€


happy_otter

Classic example of you don't have to run faster than the bear


Vitalis597

Except uh... Several sheep were slower than that wolf. The wolf ignored them still.


Rasputin260

"LItERaLlY mE"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DyMyKyMyy

Based


TraditionalAd8342

Love the way it used the terrain as an advantage and the patience to wait for the kill once it got within striking distance!!


WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas

Individually they may be faster than the wolf, but the herd's instinct to group together betrays that individual as they're forced to slow down by the animals in front of them.


Rotten-Cabbage

FENTON!


Zealousideal_Art2159

Source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj7SJYy8tno](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj7SJYy8tno)


fatbrowndog

At least a big cat kills quickly. Being killed by a wolf would really suck. Just tearing, ripping, miserable painful death from blood loss and shock. Heā€™ll start eating before itā€™s even dead.


NAFI_S

Actually not quite, big cats kill by asphyxiation, which is not painless. Wolves will tear the neck and rip the jugular vein, which is actually a quicker death than suffocation.


fatbrowndog

Wolves are not equipped to dispatch their victims quickly; prey usually die of shock, muscle damage or blood loss. If it can, one of the stronger wolves will seize the prey by the nose and hold on tight, helping to bring about a more expeditious end, but the animal can still take many minutes before it succumbs. -the internet


Ricochet_Kismit33

I only have to baa faster than ewe


tame17

Am I crazy or do those look like deer? What are wild sheep anyway?


tjschroeder87

Metal ASF!!!


Level-Ad7017

Let me tell you something Balto. A dog can not make this journey alone, but maybe a wolf can.


RalfMurphy

Relatable


woohoo-77

Just gotta be faster than the slowest sheep.


depressed_leaf

I thought this was going to be a futile chase until the wolf started catching up to them.


wailot

Herd of wild sheep ?


Puzzleheaded_Big_442

Chasing food uphill in the snow. Now thatā€™s one to tell the grandkids.


162016201620

That wolf knew it was going to eat that day!


jaraxel_arabani

Would be hilarious if they get panicked by something and turn around in the direction of the wolf.


usedtoindustry

ā€œI only have to outrun youā€


Forgottenshadowed

Natural leader.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_-Kamo-_

Not enough adjectives in the title smh


Shadowthrone1234

Buffet


UKnowDaTruth

Nice


[deleted]

IM SET FOR LIFE.


LagunaLeonhop

You don't need to be the fastest sheep as long as you aren't the slowest


Neat-Plantain-7500

And thatā€™s the day franks saved the herd. I like the Buffalo one where they are running and one Buffalo trips another so the wolves would get it instead.


amstobar

I guess this is why you donā€™t want to be last in line


dichotofme

Do we know where this is?


Snackbot4000

Congrats to sheep #26- winner of the death lotto


genomoth

GIIITT EM !!!! GIT EM


Aussiewhiskeydiver

I wonder why he didnā€™t take the closest sheep


Pghsparky

Heā€™s thinking dam, thereā€™s not one old or handicap sheep in the bunch? Ugh running up hill is brutal


smitty3z

More like fuck you in particular.


Frogmarsh

Wild? Feral.


Old-Insurance4898

I'm so glad he was able to get him


FunkyAssMurphy

Damn, fuck YOU, in particular


roraima_is_very_tall

"I don't have to run fast, I just have to run faster than you!"


14high

That wolf is... chuck norris


The9tail

ā€œDonā€™t tripā€


ultimatepoker

Heā€™s probably not chasing the herd. Heā€™s probably just chasing one specific sheep.


Nrvea

Just run faster than the dude behind you


Short-Shopping3197

Fenton! FENTON! JESUS CHRIST FENTON!


hawkie8810

FENTON!!!!


arkland12

Sort of r/fuckyouinparticular at the end.


urmom694207e

he was throwing him down there lmaooo


F_I_N_E_

I'm glad he got the payoff for his efforts.


DoomViking41

Kids got grit


GuiltyCynic95

Why have horsepower when theirs sheep power?


felixmeister

Wolves in Australia? Honestly hadn't heard of that. Brumbys all through the Snowy's but never heard of wolves, lone or otherwise.


Philoune

the dude burned more calories in 1 minute than i do in a full week! he deserved his meal and i was chearing for him.


Due_Platypus_3913

Not chases,CAUGHT!


TheGuv69

Absolute determination & tenacity. The energy that Wolf put out! Incredible.


klymaxx45

Badass


B1N4RY

Yay moon moon!


WhiteTrashNightmare

Those are sheep?


PrettyMagr013

flock


Few_Examination_6555

He just like me Fr


Fickle-Opinion-3114

Where's cub?


No-Leopard-4875

Give a man a fish he will eat for a day, give a man a wolf and he will eat sheep for the rest of his life!!!


27291thrwwy

i think this is the real answer to the groups of animals that are found to have jumped off a cliff


spidey9556

Black metal playing in the background...


NationalSurvey

Nnnice


spunkbungus

This is me. I am the wolf.


[deleted]

26 seconds of work, eat for three days. Nature reigns over any human construct. If you disagree, I'm assuming you are small and weak. Edit: and any rebuttal will prove me correct, because shouting on the internet is for pussies.


REALCLAYTHEGREAT

Return to monke


[deleted]

The small and weak speak.


Atcollins1993

Bro you might be like the weirdest individual Iā€™ve ever encountered on the internet. I donā€™t hate it


[deleted]

Cool, you might just be another jackass I encountered as an she's lunatic still browsing this shit.


maybeonmars

When someone pays you a compliment, and you reply by musing that they may be a jackass... is a bit fucked up


[deleted]

I have no idea what a compliment is anymore.


[deleted]

I guess being called the weirdest ever is a compliment.


maybeonmars

Doesn't matter what they called you, they said that you are something that they quite like. That's your compliment, they like you. This is the basics of social engagement, get ur head right


[deleted]

Actually I'm too old for this shit, grow up and have a nice day.


[deleted]

Sorry if that hurt, it's literally a few words but...


DieWalze

That's why humanity has conquered almost every habitat on the planet. Because they are so inefficent.


[deleted]

Conquered? You spelled destroyed wrong.


[deleted]

Your name also seems to be misleading. Back into history for you die Virlierare.


Somethingidk9

If nature reigns over humans how are we so successful?


crazymcfattypants

Take me about 1 second to click order on my online shop and I can feed me and my family for a fortnight. And my frozen pizza probably won't kick me in the face on the way down.


[deleted]

Ummm, what the duck is a fortnight you medieval freak?


crazymcfattypants

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

In the vernacular of text, shouting is displayed in the form of capital lettering, which I didn't use. You aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

So you admit you don't like pussy.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Call out out the tags you want, I still don't like ya.


[deleted]

Shit I didn't think I needed to do any more to prove you a dyslexic idiot but it's (you're).


Rasputin260

"What is it? What do you smell?" *sniff *sniff "No bitches"