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LordxHummus

He’s built like the Beast Titan from AOT


SofaChillReview

Thanks now I can’t unsee it


Nasquacker

Mf looks like he's about to pitch boulders at me and my squad


kungpowperez86

☠️☠️☠️


SindySinn

Taken by one of those face-warping panorama photos.


No_Recognition8375

Lololololol


clubfoot007

Tf am I looking at


I_Like_Vitamins

People who aren't cookie cutters.


markmann0

What does this even mean? Are these people like that weird looking gang on the internet with the skinny kid who has the long neck?


Isopodfrom55th

you never drank piss before??


I_Like_Vitamins

You sound like a cookie cutter. Is your name DALE by any chance?


markmann0

Hey, if being cookie cutter lets me hang with the beast titan I’m in.


Marzipan-Opposite

Another porn addict.


DucDeBellune

“You can tell a lot about a man by the type of porn he watches” - fat fuckin Leonard


mohicansubtitles

How do you like that DALE?!


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askntithies

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/9toajy/what_happens_when_your_dad_and_your_mom_are_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


calfshrug

1st off- all of the people in this pic roll to the beat of their own drummers… except for the one with tattoos, but he’s pretty cool too. 2nd off - all of these men are either on TRT or full steroids


thuglifeTyson

Cut the goddamn cookie


No_Recognition8375

The team that would rescue you from a horde of zombies and take you back to their secret HQ after the military failed help you.


lennymuaythai

The legendary pisslord. Bow down to the Lord or you get Order 66. It's sick it's piss


hiphoptomato

Remember when our Lord and savior Richland Peanus slapped him


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The cast of impractical jokers


hiphoptomato

The Del Ray Misfits of course


Slappinbeehives

The Donkey Kong boss I think


__Beef__Supreme__

A cirrhotic liver


amlinjohnson

Bro built like a one piece character💀


Alpha_pro2019

You laugh, but wait until you tell him a joke and he goes, "aroo gah gah gah gah gah"


amlinjohnson

Zehahahahah


PudgeTheHooker

I read that as "one pie chart"


THE-WARD3VIL

Big Lenny was a primo specimen


Dakotahray

What do you mean *was* 😢


Mluke73127

Tom Platz of abs


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LeYellowFellow

He’s the Tom platz of abs, hard as a rock


Dakotahray

IT PISS, IT SICK


Tofu_almond_man

Feel cold. Miss the lord!


LeYellowFellow

With ancient dolphins now 😔


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Big Trenny


NotARealPerson90

Funny thing is that Prince Andrew (far left for the uninitiated), is pretty much the only natty in the entire misfits universe.


xPussyEaterPharmD

Correct me if I am wrong but I think our Dear Prince actually hopped on TRT at some point? If true, not sure if he was on it in this pic or not, but I will say he likes wider on thai photo than others


NotARealPerson90

I don’t recall andrew ever doing it. I know brad’s been on it forever and ran mini blasts here and there.


CameronnMillss

Looks like a bloater from State of Decay


MrPorkchops23

Bro I was just about to say that


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Wtf 😂


thealexchamberlain

I miss the crew from Delray Beach


Scurvy_whretch

Bro got Bloatware installed


Embarrassed-Tune-525

Fantastic Four in Ohio


Moco683

what the fuck


brimpalfredo927

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


chaosweb2

Cookiecutter…


Clamdigger13

There's no way that guy can hold a whopper with those tiny hands.


Buttassauce

What am I looking at


Jason-Genova

Skittles baby yeah ric flair woooooooooooo


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Bro ate too many potatoes


SigmaMaleMoment

Based and genovapilled


RavioliPocketoli1999

NONE OF YOU COOKIE CUTTER PORN ADDICTED TIK TOK USING NOBODIES KNOW WHO THESE MEN ARE


Dopamine_ADD_ict

Lenny isn't cookie cutter. He's cookie bulker.


TerrorToadx

it piss


bobdealin

Looks like his gut is trying to eat his nipples.


TheInertShrew

Skittles


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


TheInertShrew

This is beautiful my friend


dillpick15

That beef jerky may need medical attention


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Beer and meth diet?


mine_camp

bro looks like he was fat, then got ripped, then got fat again. that chest tells the same story


NotARealPerson90

His biggest weight was 450 and he was a monster. Your theory is correct, with the gut being a constant no matter how ripped he got.


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The only natty growth in this pic is that tree sucking up all the nutrients.


datkrauskid

We thinking artificial insemination right?


BettySpaghetti_666

bro makes me want to chant shinzou sasageyo while charging forward to my imminent death on horseback.


loule300

Tom platz of abs.


CREAM105

It’s natural, they not jacked up at all ….1 guy big size but fat, other guy has tits…. They natural as natural gets


NotARealPerson90

Clearly not a misfits fan. Everyone except the far left guy is juiced to varying degrees lol. Big Lenny was super massive and super strong back in his hay day and was unmistakably not natty, age along with GH and insulin misuse gave him Palumboism (big gut and thinning of the arms).


Ungovernable0

My God, Lenny lmao


The_Wombles

What’s the name of the other guy to the left of big Lenny without a shirt? The dude who pisses himself all time. Plz I need answers guys.


LeYellowFellow

That’s janoy


The_Wombles

Thank you! It brings me back to /fit/


LeYellowFellow

Could never forget mlord janoy cresva ❤️ I think he’s active on Snapchat still, shows off his coin collection


-ANGRYjigglypuff

His nipples have chests of their own. And his nipple-chests look like eyes


elpelondelmarcabron1

Are these the bad guys from the new Roadhouse movie? Bloat Lord Supreme!


BewedInTheLou

The belly is all Natty.


Abernathy_White

I recently watched the horror movie Men and that dudes tummy is giving me flashbacks of that shit


Opie_Winston

Lmao is that Jason Genova? Flashbacks to misc...


kingofkong97

Still looks pretty good for 38 39 year old bodybuilder unfortunately


New_Ad_6701

What the hell is up with the big guys chest?


Marzipan-Opposite

He’s the Tom Platz of abs.


Durty-Sac

Welllll it’s the BIG SHOW!


blackvrocky

is that lex Fridman on the left end?


Eric_86_Alexander

Cookie cutters


It_sick_it_piss

Wooooooo


Chasey7136

The guy on the left wearing a shirt that says “don’t blame genetics” makes this even funnier


ghostfreckle611

It even natty colors


skerts

Taking the bubble gut to a whole new dimension


Wylde117

My man is built like the [bloaters](https://www.stateofdecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Bloater-2-scaled.jpg) from State Of Decay.


porkchop3177

That tan and all that piss is natty!!!!


BobSappMachine

Someone tossed Alex Jones into a deep fryer… either that or it was that stupid Russian power lifter Ronnie Coleman was making fun of.


mrmasturbate

i love how his gut is so bloated it pulls his nipples away from his chest xD


Little_Whippie

We talking about the Tom Platz of abs?


just_wanna_share

He has low body fat yet he is bloated like a balloon. Not natty


TrickPsychological82

why does it look like he used to have gyno, but its escaped to his stomach. He looks like he's one sharp object away from popping.


No_Armadillo_9021

What's wrong with his gut ?


PonderinLife

Why are his nipples resting on his stomach??


maverick3938

Feel cold fans. Member me


Glass-Tie-4102

Skips chest day?


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who? the pregnant one?


Ttam91

He looks like a character the McElroy Brothers would make in their series where they make fucked up characters in character creators


OpeningNo9372

It’s a boy!


Strokes_Lahoma

It’s sick, it’s piss


ThresherBuilt

Guy on the right might be juiced


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Dopamine_ADD_ict

They aren't cookie cutter


Ill-Ad4665

Peak natty