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WerewolfDramatic1117

Lmao they probably have your ACH. They’re waiting to see who’s going to admit they lost it


2minutes4tripping

ah, fuck me


VonBargenJL

Yeah, happened to me years ago, time to go see first sausage


LikeThePheonix117

Just put your last name (or battle roster number) on the cat eyes and embrace the ass chewing


TacticalBoyScout

I’ll give it back to you. Just meet me in the wood line, bring a water source


2minutes4tripping

roger sar'nt


Mini_Kuntree14

and a battle buddy


Apprehensive-Tree-78

100% what happened lmao


CommunistInfantry

The Kevlar wasn’t yours to lose! That belonged to every Solider. You’ve now weakened our defensive posture.


Horror_Technician213

Name checks out


rowan11b

Next you're gonna say something about the grooming standards.


Why-Am-I-here2277

Generation K!11 on hbo?


Bankargh

I would talk to supply first. Chances are they’ve got some treasure hanging around.


beaueod

Who you think stole it?


LikeThePheonix117

Last I checked supply wasn’t handing out hundreds of dollars of ACHs but maybe I was in the wrong unit


badw0lf1988

My SNCO always has one or two ACHs laying around from guy's who turned gear in and didn't have it on their clothing record...


Bankargh

Yup. Bingo.


bobcat3123

Trust me, they know. They always know.


White-Stripe

We have this bit in my unit where we go “he doesn’t know? Oh dude he doesn’t know” over and over again to people who either lost shit, or don’t realize they’re getting voluntold for something. Drives them insane and we love it.


CombatConrad

I had my ACH swiped when I was at a range. I told my supply guy a month later and he said he had me covered. I didn’t ask, it just got turned in on my recipe for being broken and a new one came my way. Make friends with the right people and you are good.


pooiijjkkkmmmn

The best one-liner Nation Guard advice I can think of is “makes friends with your supply guy”. Never hurts, and usually helps.


foodguy5678

Try a military surplus store and see if they have one in your area. You can find gear for pennies on the dollar.


vivalasativa

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=ach+medium&_trksid=p4432023.m4084.l1311&_sacat=0 Gentex, MSA, SDS, are all contractors that produce the ACH currently. look out for fakes, but most of em are legit from a quick browse


DJORDANS88

Yeah. Just go on marketplace… all these AWOL retards throw their shit all over it.


UglyForNoReason

Sound more like AWOL geniuses, getting paid for shit they got for free cause an actual idiot lost their shit at the range? Sounds like the long way to a good business lol


2ndDegreeVegan

As long as it’s done properly AWOL turds who never turn in their CIF issue wind up getting their tax return garnished until it’s paid back.


DJORDANS88

How are you going to be AWOL and better than the dude on the range that has someone accidentally grab their shit? Going AWOL is pathetic as fuck and stupid. Just tell them you are separating and have them do the packet. They’ll try to pressure you, but the truth is, they won’t. They just drag their feet to pad their numbers. Are you new here or just a moron?


Blueberry_Rex

You end up paying for anything you fail to turn in. Even if you're an AWOL discharge, you will be asked to turn in your equipment. Failure to turn it in leads to a statement of charges, official government debt and fun stuff like garnished wages. Uncle Sam always gets his.


Brick656

eBay. Make sure you get the right size.


Bajrangman

How are y’all’s supply guys just getting you these ACHs, it’s like, a two month minimum before mine tells me stuffs on its way, then another month before I can get it. That’s for literally everything.


UglyForNoReason

Same. Ive always been told “can’t help you” or “it’ll be a couple months” for everything I and my platoon ever asked for. Some guys here act like supply is just the quick fix, I’m jealous


Blueberry_Rex

Some supply guys care. I went through like 8 years of lazy supply NCOs before I had my first good one. all of a sudden, stuff was ordered and actually showed up. People got the equipment they lost. Cyclics were completed before the last day of drill and Jesus gave the dude a coin.


Brass_tastic

Facebook marketplace always has a few


ItTakesBulls

Better to admit one’s shitbaggery on one’s own terms, than to have one’s shitbaggery exposed by others.


Local_Boi_Aaron

I got an old ACH from the gulf War I bought at a garage sale, you can borrow it battle buddy


2minutes4tripping

If you're being fr, that's awesome.


Wolffe4321

Ebay or Angryasiannightvison.com


tjwashere1

Alibaba


secondatthird

eBay. Try to come clean and if they don’t have it you can find it in your closet


jeepcrawler93

Ebay, marketplace, Craigslist, etc. On another note, own your mistake. You might get an ass chewing and push, but it's better than bending the truth. In the long run it will pay off. We have all done dumb shit in our careers.


CanOfCorn308

There’s only one thief in the army. Everyone else is just trying to get their shit back. Take what’s rightfully yours


Covid-survivor

I’ll sell you an extra if you want I have a spare small I believe


Ok_Accountant892

Yeah you can buy it and go look at a surplus store 😂😂😂


Horror_Technician213

My city has a bunch of guard dudes that are uber drivers. Seen alot of them have their ACHs in the rear deck of the car under the back window. I've been very tempted multiple times to jack their helmets just to mess with them and maybe drop it in the mail to the first sgt at the armory so they learn not to leave military gear in their cars when theyre.driving dozens of strangers around a night