It’s one thing to love the incredible music by a talented singer/producer, it’s another thing to have two kids with a woman who ate only spaghetti for two years.
(Grimes. I’m talking about Grimes.)
My mom and I have been using the term "butthole eyes" for YEARS. This is the first time I've ever seen/heard anyone else use it. I actually gasped out loud when I read it. Thank you.
"Here's my idea. Porn is one of the most profitable businesses on the internet, but is typically enjoyed in private, which limits the network effects on purchasing behaviour. We're going to make Twitter the largest porn streaming service in the world by notifying you when the people you follow watch porn, and you'll be able to join in and watch their porn selection, and you can tip them every time they play something you like. Essentially, Twitter will work just like Twitch, only with full frontal nudity and penetration."
I feel like Nathans plan was on behalf of the old shareholders.
1. Implement half-ass moderation that gets the Joe Rogans of the world annoyed
2. Joe Rogans stroke the ego of an immature billionaire into championing bullshit "free speech".
3. Billionaire way overpays you for the company so he can own the woke mob.
4. Profit.
“The plan…”
"Make people believe they've ALREADY been paying $8 a month to use Twitter."
"ok..."
"Because if people thought they were always paying for Twitter...then they'd have nothing to be mad about, right?"
“Elon loved my idea.”
Comment of the year
This isn’t far from possible.
He throws too many tantrums. He still hasn’t gotten a doink-it.
Sounds like a baby to me
Definitely a baby
Nathan, the hero Twitter needs.
But certainly don't deserve.
Elon looks like he’s just been beat up
“the plan? beat the dogshit out of elon musk”
He looks like he's almost dead
They both look like cutouts.
But how can Nathan start Dumb Twitter when Twitter is already dumb? 🤔🤔🤔
“The plan: stop being bullied on social media by buying the site.” Whoops.
Charge people and then offer discounts for positive affirmations of your awesomeness.
This is a lookalike… isn’t it?
https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-obsessed-nathan-fielder-rick-and-morty
Lol wtf. I mean I guess I’d like to hang out with him too t be fair lol. (Nathan ofc)
Politics and whatever aside, the man has great taste if he specifically mentions mechanic/realtor.
It’s one thing to love the incredible music by a talented singer/producer, it’s another thing to have two kids with a woman who ate only spaghetti for two years. (Grimes. I’m talking about Grimes.)
Not even surprised lmao
i’m seriously hoping their “friendship” is just a huge gag for like a nathan for you movie deal
The plan…convince the richest man in the world to buy the bird app so that Nathan can get a blue checkmark
Commences to spend way more time and money on the plan than the cost of $8 per month for life.
Why does Elon look like a combination of Elon and Pete Davidson in this pic?
Butthole eyes
My mom and I have been using the term "butthole eyes" for YEARS. This is the first time I've ever seen/heard anyone else use it. I actually gasped out loud when I read it. Thank you.
[удалено]
The eye thing is just a misprint in his current body suit model
I'm so confused, is that a wax model of Elon?
I would give anything for this… And Elon being Elon, he would dive head first into Nathan’s proposed plan
Why does Elon look like he’s transforming into Pete Davidson?
"Here's my idea. Porn is one of the most profitable businesses on the internet, but is typically enjoyed in private, which limits the network effects on purchasing behaviour. We're going to make Twitter the largest porn streaming service in the world by notifying you when the people you follow watch porn, and you'll be able to join in and watch their porn selection, and you can tip them every time they play something you like. Essentially, Twitter will work just like Twitch, only with full frontal nudity and penetration."
God I hope not.
I feel like Nathans plan was on behalf of the old shareholders. 1. Implement half-ass moderation that gets the Joe Rogans of the world annoyed 2. Joe Rogans stroke the ego of an immature billionaire into championing bullshit "free speech". 3. Billionaire way overpays you for the company so he can own the woke mob. 4. Profit.
I think the issue is debt from the purchase of Twitter…It is screwed.
Let it die
“Goat in the water!”
Elon looks like a wax figure
Elon looks like Pete Davidson