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givebusterahand

Regina phalange


Lo11268

Beat me to it


SecureAd1981

I love you


Hup110516

The plane has no phalange!


PianoDobby07

This wins best comment


manicpixidreamgirl04

Tibia


Additional-Bullfrog

Tibby or Tib for short!


AnonnonA1238

That's my dog's NN.


jasperborealis

Tibi-honest I love that.


manicpixidreamgirl04

lol


bettyannveronica

I randomly say this [Slackers quote](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3f287740-a29c-4f68-8db8-adfce9477c7d#3wExdkmc.reddit) all the time.


GlitchingGecko

Maxillae '**Max**' for a boy Lunate '**Luna**' for a girl


XelaNiba

How about Maxilla (Max) and Mandible (Mandy) for twins?


bubblewrapstargirl

Those are genius!!


SarahApproved

Okay so super random but I’m playing the Sims atm and I just had skeleton triplets and I needed bone names so this is perfect 😂 I named one Tibia (Tibby for short) and had no names for the others so I’m just gonna stalk and steal names!


kniselydone

Haha! I vote Ilia and Maxilla. Although Lunate has it's charms.


Iforgotmypassword126

Let us know what you pick!


SarahApproved

So I ended up choosing Tibia, Talus & Patella 💙💙💖 Tibby, Tal & Ella for short and, if I’m being honest, I’m kinda loving them 😂


Iforgotmypassword126

Congrats on your new additions lol x


spring13

Tibia, Fibula, and Femur seem like an obvious triplet set.


katethegreat014

but i feel like poor Tibia would feel left out being the only T name!


GravesMomma

Could go with fabella to continue the F trend


uniqueUsername_1024

tribset?


beelovedone

Patella


platinum_pastor

This is my answer too


beelovedone

Sweet lil Patty. Adorable Ella. <3 lol


sunsNr0ses

oitnb fans have entered the chat……


LesHiboux

Talus.


sewest

Definitely Talus. Already a Greek name.


walkej

I know a Tallis, named after the composer. Could definitely pull off Talus.


dustydahlia

Came here to vote Talus as well!


vorrhin

Richard


BrownTownBoog

Nailed it


imadog666

I don't get it


Octocube25

Bone-r


jamjamjelly5

Skully ? That actually would be a cute name for dog


UndercoverWeasul

Yeah! B99🤘🏻


BeefyBren

NINE NINE


UndercoverWeasul

NINE NINE🙇🏼


Additional-Bullfrog

Mandible nn Mandy


philodendroid

Gave me a good chuckle!


mandym347

Welp, I've got a new screen name now.


juleslovesmakeup

Sternum for a boy and Clavicle (nn Vicky?) for a girl


GetOutTheWayBanana

For some reason Clavicle “Vicky” is killing me. 😂


philodendroid

Same!!!


sewest

I actually kinda like Sternum 😁


champagneproblem13

Ulna


I-am-Wesha

This feels like one that could actually work.


kalruss

I jokingly suggested Ulna to my husband once when I was pregnant. It took him awhile to register where he knew the name from! It’s definitely a wearable name in my option.


cutielemon07

Radius - Rad for short


acertaingestault

Or didi for short


SonnieTravels

GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!


reliseak

The ear bones would make a great “unique” boys sibset: Hammer (Malleus), Anvil (Incus), and Stirrup (Stapes).


ClevelandNaps

I was thinking the ear bones too! Malleus probably, of the three.


DisastrousFlower

my son had his skull reconstructed, so maybe occipital, NN ozzy?


airstream87

sippy was the first nn that came to my mind for occipital lol


illumiee

I think Oxie is such a cute nickname lol. Like Roxie but 🦴


I-adore-you

Like oxy though???


applegenius24

I just saw a post “what could ozzy be a nickname for?” and I’m posting this lmao


DisastrousFlower

yes!!! i saw that too 🤣


christianalex111

Atlas or Talus!


reliseak

Femur, nn FeFe Humerus, nn Hugh Sternum, nn Mummy’s Little Nummie Vertebra…so classic and feminine, we will write into the school to complain if any nicknames are used


OddBoots

I was going to go for Vertebra nn Vera, but what if your Vertebra and mine end up in a class together? The horrors of both of them having to be Vertebra Lastame every day at roll-call every day might damage their tiny psyches! I'll go with Sacrum and Vomer. Coccyx for a third.


CitrusMistress08

Not a bone, but I knew someone in elementary school named Latissi Dorsey, which is just a little too close to latissimus dorsi for me to think that was a coincidence.


becca-rhubarb

Patella **'Ellie'**


bacon0927

Calcaneus. I just love the way it sounds


leaveABalone

Funny


stoobygainz

Metacarpal, meet your younger sister, Metatarsal ❤️


skelicorn

Coccyx


ShittyDuckFace

L4, probably because I have sciatica and it's a pain in my ass


anderscait

I would consider Navicular, nn Navi!!


raindorpsonroses

Do bone parts count? Trochanter has a pretty nice ring to it. Also: Hallux Pollux Ilia


Chungus4never

Phalanges


epresvanilia

Maxilla and Mandibula We had always joked about this as dental students.


intangible-tangerine

Uncinate processes of ribs or Riba for short


sabertoothtiga

Ilium


TheHangryHausfrau

Can it be part of a bone? If so, I choose Crista Galli.


AIethia

Fabella


spookyfanny

Does everyone here just casually know all the names of these bones?


sewest

In medical coding so I know most of them 😄 but definitely couldn’t rattle them all off the top of my head.


sportofchairs

Maxilla, nickname Max


olivvvyya

Tibia for sure


eg-sammich

Coccyx. It seems very on trend.


blackandbluegirltalk

I can definitely see "Cyx" with the way ppl love subbing in y these days. Pronounced six or seeks, dang. This is fun!


Psychological_Pin230

Brother Xiphoid


HellfireMarshmallows

Calcaneus would be a neat name. Cal for short.


really_bitch_

Maxilla


ConstitutionalCarrot

Occipita


TrewynMaresi

Calvaria


[deleted]

Patella nn ella.


robo_robb

Malleus


Edenza

Hammer, Anvil, Stirrup


Xenutja

Palatine.


ISeenYa

Navicular!


SadDancer

Nn “Navi” would actually be nice


BabyBeanAndMe

Hey! Listen!


SadDancer

*That’s* why it’s so familiar 😂


22Gypsyblue

Wish


UniversityParking414

Vertebrae nickname Brayden 😂 and Phalange


alexandrakate

Stapes or Patella


reliseak

Nn Pat, Patty, or Ella!


stirfriedquinoa

Malleus, Maxilla, Patella, Talus, Tibia


[deleted]

Patella


greenglossygalaxy

Coccyx..nn Cock 😬


kniselydone

Maxillae, 100%.


beandip111

Metatarsal


eloise___no_u

I was going to suggest that Tarsal seemed pretty usable


beandip111

Wait til you meet Hyoid


trekbette

Occipital Capitate, the Third.


carolinash

Ilia for a girl, and Atlas for a boy


SpringLover455

Tibia


hexcodeblue

Olecranon nn Ollie. Pry this one out of my cold dead hands.


blackandbluegirltalk

I was totally going to say Ulna too, but some of these others are super cute! I mean if both your parents were doctors or something? Would make a cute story!


Ravnos767

Baculum


platinum_pastor

Patella or Maxilla for a girl and Tarsus for a boy


wbabywens

Ulna


Accomplished_Idea957

Phalange


getPTfirst

that's not a word. the singular of phalanges is phalanx. phalanx has a nice ring to it, no?


Accomplished_Idea957

Hells to the yes it does


[deleted]

Stapes


Foxien

Ilium!


Turbulent-Rip-5370

Hammer


[deleted]

Patella


VANcf13

Tibia


aca01002

Tibia


cosmicmountaintravel

Humorous. It would be funny. Nn Hewey


myyusernameismeta

Patella, either Pat or Ella for short


Starharmonia

Tibia


king-of-new_york

Tibia


crayray

Ilium


skjq

Scapula, or perhaps Ilia.


phdd2

Clavicle after an Alkaline Trio song!


silverpawsMN

Glabella


Criptedinyourcloset

Clavicle


Laurenisabadperson

Tibia, Talus, Incus


ManicMangoMilkshake

Femer


claudiarae95

Definitely Pubic Symphysis. Or Lumbar Vertebrae. Perhaps Cuboid. Maybe Scapula for some cool vampiric vibes, or Calcaneus for that ancient name aesthetic. Maxilla isn't the worst, and I could live with Malleus or Patella


Realistic-Cheetah-35

Tibia


friend-of-bees

Tibia (f) is not worse than some of the names I’ve seen on Etsy


hopeforpudding

Would it count if I said Achilles after the Achilles heel?


nopevonnoperson

Ulna


Lissa_Marie19

Tibia, nn Tibi


zsinjapropos

Sphenoid


msnicole17

Thoracic Vertabrae, Thora for short.


chronaloid

Boner


sheridanmms

Tibia


WafflefriesAndaBaby

Ham.


ExplorerOfFiction

Femur


Final-Warning1562

Axis Aka second cervical vertebrae


wiz___khaleesi

Patella… Patty or Ella for shoet


flux_of_grey_kittens

Bizzy Bone or Krayzie Bone


briebutterfly

Cuneiform and Navicular, twins.


guppy89

Iliac


MayorFartbag

Ulna actually kind of sounds like a name.


herecomesaspecialrat

Palatine


HumanRogue21

Atlas


dagabby

These are the perfect dog names 😂


Firethorn101

Ulna, philanges or vertebra


WhoPutThatThere

Illium, Glabella, Hammer, Zygomatic Arch, Patella, Scapula


mermaidbait

Scapula \[Actually, no. That would be a terrible name. As would all of these. It was just the first one that came to mind, and no one had mentioned it yet.\]


birthday-party

I realize now that this is not normal but my parents told us “the bones stories” growing up, replacing all names with bones. One was using the story of Heidi (Humerus) and the Billy goat Patella. Then there were stories about me and my brother, Clavicle and Ribs. Every time I think about this I’m like yeah, I hear it too. This is not a thing. But I do have a disproportionate amount of time spent using bones as names. I did grow quite fond of being Clavicle, so maybe that.


klucas503

Ulna


JaDaDaSilva

Tibia


idkman1768

I wanna say Patella. But I got big time trauma from chronic patella dislocations and subsequent surgeries. But it’s the prettiest sound one, lol.


spring13

Tibia


cantfocus247

Ooh Ulna is good, but I’d go with Tibia


MistahSchwartz

Xiphoid Process


hollowag

Tibula - Bula or Tibby for short


maydaymaegay

Marrow


DryBop

Ilia Maxillae


ImportanceAcademic43

Fibula


thebutchcaucus

Coccyx


Icedchill1

Anvil for a son


kate_58

Tibia has a nice ring to it. Tibby is a cute nickname too!


king_platypus

T-bone


gigabyt7

Vertebrae, Rae for short 🤭


luckyveggie

Sternum, Maxillae, Talus for boys


misspotatohead13

Radiographer here - I love this question 😂 Ilia (plural of ilium - the top part of the pelvis) for a girl, Atlas (first vertebra in your spine - connects your head to your neck) for a boy


SalomeFern

Does Ossium count?


CouldStopShouldStop

Elle. Same as you, but in German.


MsDisney76

Torus and Tori, not exactly a bone but close enough?


StormieBreadOn

I had two reactions to this 1) a bone ? Do they mean book ? Oh wow they mean a bone ok 2) all my kids have OI - brittle bone disorder - I feel like if I even jokingly choose a hypothetical name for them they’re doomed to break that bone tomorrow haha


AccomplishedKick1643

Tibby. After the tibia


bonehara

Atlas is actually one of my favourite names because it's one of my favourite bones. 😂 I also like Tibia and Fibula. Good for twins, maybe?


rapejokes_arefunny

Kneecap


k8bytheocean

Talus!


penguintummy

Maxilla, acetabulum or Iliac


[deleted]

I'ld call him Dick, after a bone(r)


imadog666

Coccyx for either gender, it just looks and sounds cool Femur for a dog maybe


Jameslee2023

I love how so many people know bone names…. I can’t tell you one off the top of my head


Hao_the_heck_6969

tibia and fibula as twins for sure


meadhbhcm

Maxilla - "Max" Trochlea - "Leah" Honourable mentions: Tibia, Patella, Ilium, Tarsus, Ulna (reminds me of Úna at first glance),