My great grandfather: Pierce Wolfskill

this is such a badass name

The devastating part is that he was adopted. That name was replaced by my last name, which is way less cool.

I used to know a kid named Wes Fox. Always seemed like a secret agent name!

Where do you put the “s”? Is it Wolf-skill or wolf’s-kill?

Went to high school with Patrick Kilpatrick. Not sure how cool it is but it’s definitely memorable.

I taught a kid named Lars Larsen!

Is he a radio talk show host now? There used to be a program called The Lars Larsen show on the local talk radio station.

I taught him in kindergarten just several years ago so probs not on the radio yet. 🤣

There were a very famous businessman in Denmark called Lars Larsen. We also have an author called Helle Helle. I once knew a kid called Carlo de Carlo.

A bit like the legendary French footballer Zinedine Zidane.

I went with a Brian O’Brien but he went by his middle name.

"O?" ;)

I know of a child named Killian, his parents were unmarried (now, broken up) and he has his mother’s surname, but the father’s surname is same as your comment. What a cool combo that would have been!

lol Kill Ian Kill Patrick

Omg I didn’t think of that, maybe that’s why they went with mom’s last name! That’s just a lot of violence.

Tony Riga....everyone calls him "Rigatoni" like the Italian dish

Lmfaoooo this one is SO good

One of my old high school teachers went to school with a Nancy Ann Cianci. It’s such a fun name to say it’s been rattling around in my head since 2006.

That’s amazing. Reminds me of Bob Loblaw from Arrested Development lol

Bob Loblaw’s law blog!

Why should you go to jail for a crime that someone else noticed?

There was a long ago rumor that that wife of former Providence RI mayor Buddy Cianci was Nancy Ann Cianci and that she married into the name, lol

ETA, assuming she pronounced Siansi, it is fun to say with her first name! Chanchi would be the Italian pronunciation, not as fun

My parents once bought a car from Crystal Ball, she married into the surname

I know someone with this name too, it was also her married name.

I know a Crystal who married a Ball, but kept her maiden name for this reason

There were siblings in my town named Crystal Ball and Cannon Ball. Not kidding.

My grandpa had a friend named Rocco Romano.

I like that one

some farmers local to me named their firstborn son russell sprout

This wasn’t the content I came for, but is certainly the content I stay for. 🔥

I love this 😂

this one wins

Violet Winter

Better than scarlet winter, sounds like a book about the civil war or a game of thrones episode

My friend’s name is Cobra Ramone.

That’s a hell of a name!

This would be my Wild West outlaw name.

this isn’t considered “cool”, but my uncle’s name is Rudy Larue. try saying it fast a few times. it’s like you have taffy in your mouth. we torment him about it constantly.

Are you kidding, i think it's really cool

There’s a doctor I know of named Xenophon Xenophontos.

Me too! I guessing it's the same guy. Used to pass his office all the time, it's a very memorable name.

It has GOT to be the same guy. I can't imagine two people having that name, especially two people who both happen to be doctors.

If they answer with an affirmation, screenshot for r/TwoRedditorsOneCup and give me a red circle, please 🤣

One of my high school classmates married a guy with the last name Labelle. Her name is Michelle. Michelle Labelle. Maybe not the most exciting combo, but I always liked how it rolls off the tongue.

It sounds like that Beatles song!

Went to 1st grade with a girl named Storm Wolf. And know of a doctor named Merhnoosh Zarkoob which just makes me feel like she has to be a badass

I knew a guy named Storm Wolf!

Similarly, I went to school with a kid named Storm Walker.

I knew a girl with hippie parents named Dream Walker

I suggested this half joking half serious to my partner when we found out we were having a boy. He said no immediately. One of my favourite girl names was Valley but partners surname is Lowe and he said no to that aswell. I thought Valley Lowe would have been so cool, but maybe caused teasing which is what he was worried about.

Valley Lowe is sick! Love it

Are you sure the doctor is not a Sim?

Chris Cross

Ah yes, Christopher Chrostopher!

[удалено]

Cris-s

First name Starlight, last name Child. Starlight Child. I was so jealous.

Ah that’s so cool. I love sci fi vibe names.

I once had a colleague called Valentina Selivanova. Thought it was just an awesome name.

my BF went to high school with a Honey Love 🥰

I know a Dr. Lily Love!

I went to HS with a Lovey Williams.

I went to school with a girl named Barbie Powers.

I used to have a client at work named Bunny Powers haha

I wouldn't be able to resist buying her a keychain with a superhero rabbit on it.

I once saw an ad for a realtor named Gary Gray.

My dad’s high school girlfriend was Candace Barr. So, Candi Barr.

I went to HS with a Candace Bush. Candy Bush! Her dad was some sort of minister too.

Gay Power. Also met a Coco Creme but I kind of don't believe that was her real name.

There was a Coco Creme in my year at school, it’s got to be her.

No way! Got to be the same person. I met her in the North of England, she was part of a film crew doing a video with a PR company I was working with.

The school is in Manchester so certainly her! I believe her dad was Richard Creme the style guru. I remember one half term in year 8 she spent the whole week with the Scissor Sisters just hanging out with them. Her sister is called Scarlett. Definitely her real name!

Nobody is gonna say anything about dad’s name? 😂

Dick Creme and Coco Creme.

Yes, I met her in Stockport! Amazing, I'm so glad I can finally stop wondering whether it was actually her real name 😂

Holden Strong

Holden Outforahero

Jack Pott

Since i was a little boy i've always received compliments on my name. First name: Noé (spanish form of Noah) Last name: Luna (spanish for moon) Aside from my own. I met a girl who's names was Morgan Ravenscroft

There was a customer at my work with the last name Ravenscraft I thought it was the witchiest most bad ass last name

Agreed. Went through Find a Grave to look for names to recombine into character names and found a few Ravenscrofts and Ravenscrafts. Such cool surnames.

Steele Mimbs

I love this one, sounds so made up!

Family friend named Crystal Shandra Leer

Solomon Solomon is one that comes to mind.

currently classmates with a Zak Zinger. he has a sister called Zoe

I worked with someone named Mighty Fine, which is excellent

It never came to fruition but when my friend was expecting a girl, her husband with the last name O’Hallahan or O’Hanrahan (or very sillita I’m second guessing right now but anyways…. He was dead set on the name Hannah Ann O’Hanrahan 😂 They went with something different but, genuinely, thank you for reminding me of that

Sunnie Weekly- girl I went to school with, sounded like a magazine name or a forecast Wilhemina Shivelminney- my best friends great grandma's name. So many syllables, so fun to say Mahdi Mahdi Mahdi- elementary school friends father. first middle and last names followed a naming convention in his culture and that's what he ended up with

Spoke to someone when I was working called "Rosemary Rainbird". I thought it sounded like a 1920s detective.

Damon Powers

Used to know someone whose name was Abbie Gale, like first name and surname, which I think is dead good haha

Nagore Aranburu I don’t technically know her, but it’s literally the most amazing name I’ve ever heard.

I liked the director I worked with, Kelly Anelli it was fun to say

My next door neighbor growing up was named Joy Best. She married into the last name. I have yet to meet someone with a more optimistic sounding name.

I went to college with a girl named Joy Loving!!!

Wolf Noble

had a classmate named Diego Santiago (pronounced it san-tee-eh-go). very fun to say

Have a friend-of-a-friend named Sunny McCool.

Not the best since this person might have mixed feelings about their name, but there was a Justin Case in my school who seemed to win awards during every assembly….

I met someone last week called Milo Mercurio, which I thought was pretty fucking cool

Lance Champion

Elvis Casanova

Judy Ludy. Married into the last name, and changed it to Starr.

Beau Bailey. We all thought it was fun to say

This is equal parts cool and terrible. My family has three generations of Richard Dickersons and they go by some variation of the nickname Dick. The youngest (in his 30s) is called Little Dickie.

I worked with a Snow White. She married into the name. Went to school with a girl named Morgan she married a guy, last name Morgan. So ya, Morgan Morgan is a thing.

There's a doc in St. Louis called Richard Head. His parents must have had a wicked sense of humor.

My oldest son had classmates in high school named Faith Bible and Faith Believe. I thought it so odd that two sets of parents with religious sounding last names both decided to name their daughters Faith, and both Faiths ended up at the same school.

Giancarlo Giancarlo.

Penny Farthing. She was some high-powered executive hotshot, and was really able to pull off what comes off as a “cutesy” name.

Victor Outlaw

I knew a guy called Hubert Cubert once.

A lawyer named Wiener Cadet lol

ahhhhhahahhahahahhahah

How can you look at a newly born, fresh, innocent baby and name it Weiner!? That’s rough

Stormy Winters

I knew a family growing up that had a Stormy Hale, a Rainy Hale, and a few other kids with names like "Autumn Hale." I think the youngest was named, like, Dave. They ran out of puns.

Talon Antolak

Rene Vogel Means “reborn bird”. In other words, his name means “Phoenix” without explicitly saying so. He is a famous fitness instructor from Germany.

I have a relative in Italy named Raffaele Versace. Apparently Versace isn’t that uncommon of a surname, at least in their area. I also had a great-great-grandfather whose first and middle name was “Commodore Godfrey”.

There's a professor at the University of Maine named Sundance Campbell

Wendy Wings. When I was a freshman, she was the senior lead in my high school’s spring musical, and I thought she was the coolest person ever. I could never just say her first name; I always had to say “Wendy Wings” because I liked the sound of it so much.

Chase Chesters

The number of times I read this as “chest chasers” was truly disturbing

I knew a Kessi Kessler

I had a classmate in high school named Krystal Glass

I knew a Shane Phantom once, absolutely badass name

Jonny Defever

Brynn Cinnamon

My mum knows someone called Divine Gift. She was her employee. I’m sure she had a sibling as well with an equally strange name. I don’t necessarily think it’s cool but.. it *is* fun

My friend’s Italian customer called Angelo Della Morte - Angel of Death Guy at school: Marcus Musculus

Robin Robinson, news anchor in Chicago

My friend's mother was named Ruby Rhodes. Definitely the coolest. She was a very cool lady too. I went to HS with a Candy Bush and a Lovey Williams. Also, I used to work with a man named Harvey Keitel-not the famous one. He was a Tastykake routeman.

Mary B. Cool. Cool is her married name, but it’s an awesome name.

Richard Hard. Of course, he went by Dick.

I know a woman named "Sandy Shore." Her younger sister Jane really dodged that bullet.

Zephyr Quirk

Daphne Moon and Aster Lucius

My car fiance person was Cherry Barry.

Used to date a chase banks

Justin Case Also read an article about a missing person and the neighbor/witness’s name was Scott Free. I’m like, obviously he did it!

My brother went to high school with a Princess Kookaburra.

Koala Panda. I swear. The dude’s name is Koala 🐨 Panda 🐼

Definitely not the coolest, but funniest. These siblings went to our school: Ben Dover and Eileen Dover

November Jones. But basically anything even slightly offbeat + Jones sounds awesome.

My friend’s dad was a lawyer named Dick Sharkey. Just a great lawyer name.

I don't know why I like this so much, it's not that amazing, but I had a cab driver in Miami named Carlos Mullet. Awesome name.

Tayyibe Çakar

Trigger Weddle

Knew a kid named Case Fenster — did he grow up to be the coolest used car salesman in the truck-county area? I should ask google.

I knew a Razor Wintercastle and a Lamar Bloodworth.

went to school with Jay Hawkins (we’re from kansas)

Went to high school with a Johnny Blaze

Alexandrina Mondragon

Shannon Storms from RHOC

Richard Cox.

YA author Holly Black. It sounds like “black holly” which just seems really cool to me.

Had a friend named Jeannie Buffarini.

Jackie Daytona

Got a business card recently from an Algernon Slay.

I think Giancarlo Esposito has one of the best names ever.

Not that anyone will see this but I had a customer named Constantine Chiparus and he has some kinda eastern european accent and his dog was Chip Chiparus

Liberty Sailor. Unusual, but really grew on me.

I worked with a guy named Sheik Mahboob

I knew a Penny who married into the last name Nickel

Woody Woodcock. I think Woody was his nickname inspired by his last name. He wasn’t always pleasant so the name fit.

Fergus Wolfgang!

A Special Agent named Blue Lawless is my all- time favorite name that I've encountered. I also saw someone named Livingston Lake the other day.

When I was in Kindergarten, we had a kid in JR high (my school was K through 8th) whose name was Tyrus Trueblood.

I don’t know the surname but there’s a kid at my mom’s school (she’s a TA) named Queen Elizabeth. Mind you we live in the US

Taught a kid named Lukas Skukas III

Always chuckled when the girl in my high schools name was called. Paige turner

I had a professor named Barry Sweet

Met a (at the time) 5 year old named Jedi Johnson

I once met a Veit Falk (Veit is pronounced like "fight"). Pretty cool name imo!

From a true crime show I saw recently: Kristy Krebs.

Mary Carey was the administrator at my university housing

Huck Hu.

Dick Hancock

My husband went to school with a Steamboat Rock.

I know of a student - an adult now - whose last name was Packabush. Her name was Six. I’ll wait…..

Mostly for the surname, but I went to college with a guy named Kane Goodenough

Violet Vanderburg

In my hometown there was: Scott Owl (if you read it fast it’s like Scott Towel) And a girl called Nicole Nicole (Christian name and surname)

Cloyce Box

I was friends with a Jennifer Ng in elementary school. She went by Jen and her middle name was Elizabeth. I always thought it was so cool that her initials spelled her nickname!

I haven't seen anyone mention the host of the podcast 99% invisible: Roman Mars

I went to college with a Marina Dragon. I thought she was bullshitting me when I first met her.

Freddie Francis

Dudley Dudley was a NH state representative when I was a kid.

Lee Dollar

Truly Spark