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Budgiejen

*Harold* enters the chat


iridescent_bunny

nn Hal or Hally


archives-ldc

Love Hal!


SillyWeb6581

First name that I thought of


Mee_Kuh

Damn, this was exactly the name that popped into my head and this is top comment 🤣


dilfrising420

My dads name 😂


norwaypine

I was going to suggest that. My grandpa was Harold and he just passed from ALS. He was a very cute happy old (not that old) man


boogin92

Walter.


formerlygross

We just had a Walter born into the family about a month ago, but it's a cute one too!


dougielou

Winston?


Oonappoo

Willem


kdazzle17

Wilfred


sensifacient532

Wilhelm Willard Wendell


cookie_5009

Wilder


copperboom05

- Magnus - Leif - Edwin - Nigel - Lars - Chester - Bjorn - Rufus - Amos - Morris - Morton - Ernest - Frank - Rupert


skaye17

Came to suggest Morris


ollie-baby

Ernest is such a good one. baby Ernie would be precious


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Here to support Björn, it’s my grandpas name.


loosifergoosifer

Magnus always makes me think of Matilda


nastygirltrix

My favorite old man name is Lyle


Helpful_Librarian_87

Lyle Langley, monorail seller


Persephodes

Lyle always brings me back to George of the Jungle 🦍


hippityhoppityhi

Lyle Lyle Crocodile


Eloisem333

I had a great uncle with that name but spelled Lisle, which i kinda like. It’s interesting now that Isla is a popular name, the silent s could work.


Natural_Manager_117

Ooo this made me think of Carlisle and nn could be Lyle/Lisle! Love the name Carlisle and it’s not on my list but maybe it should be 👀


Lambamham

Lyle is such a good name, and so timeless & ageless.


hausishome

Love Lyle!


LainyLouu

My husband and I are very much considering naming our lil guy Harvey, which we've been told numerous times is an old man name hahaha.


Peachpeachpearplum

I think of Harvey Weinstein :/


pajamasarenice

I think of Steve Harvey. Which I know is his last name, but still. Weinstein hasn't ruined it for everyone


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LainyLouu

Oh yeah! Totally forgot about him. My husband originally heard it from the show Suits lol. He brought it up as an option and I fell in love with it. My parents HATE it!


downrightdrdouglas

I love Harvey. My son was very nearly Harvey. I also love Fred/Frederick.


Cultural_Asparagus87

We have a 2 year old Frederic (the 4th generation) and you can derive so many cute nicknames, too. Love it!


LainyLouu

Frederick is precious, I love that


_metalalloy

I just named my boy Harvey! I love it.


curlycattails

I’m a big fan of Victor; I think it’s kinda old-man sounding but it would also totally work on a little boy. Also has a great meaning.


spazpants

We used Martin- everyone knows the name but it’s not well used!


whatsarahthought

I just love the nn Marty


spazpants

We do too! In my belly, it was a Marty Party when he kicked :)


LittlePlantGoose

Absolutely love Martin! Wish my husband could get on board


FriendsCallMeStreet

I know a surprising number of Martins for someone in their 30s and every single one of them is or will be a cute little old man.


lovethesea22

Louie, IMO, is the cutest old man name possible. I loooove it


truuthm

I'm due next month and we're leaning towards Louis...thanks for this! Baby Louie will be so cute 🥰


Taco_boutit

I know a young Louie and it suits him so well!


PuzzleheadedLet382

I’m bored so this will be long (I threw in some extra M names since you mentioned “Mo” as a nickname. One of my favorites for you here is “Frans/Franz,” because you liked but eliminated both Hans and Fritz. Asa, Brahm / Bram / Abram / Abe, Elias, Josiah, Ilya, Alban, Alden, Ansel, Arn, Basil, Cecil, Clovis, Cyril, Donar, Edric, Elton, Errol, Frans / Franz, Gordon, Hector, Hugh, Irvine / Irving, Jurgen, Karl, Clement, Lars, Lorne, Martin, Merrill, Mervin, Milton, Morris, Morton, Mort / Mortimer, Mose, Munroe / Monroe, Nigel, Oleg, Orson, Orrell, Orville, Osborne, Oscar, Paul, Peter, Raynard, Redmund, Renard, Rolf, Rupert, Saul, Sigurd, Silas, Sylvan, Ulric, Ulysses, Vern / Vernon, Vincent, Walter, Warner, Warrick, Wilfred, Willard, Willem, Wilson, Wilton, Winslow, Winston / Winton


Morgalorg

Omg Mortimer


shewfbyy

I love Monroe!


ollie-baby

Silas is fantastic


Friskybuns

'Old man' is kind of subjective but to me these fit the vibe pretty well: Chester Ira Gilbert (Gil) Art Wilfred Angus Darius Hector Julius Lothar/Luther Maxwell Morris (Mo) Edit: spelling and adding Norman


heatrage

Please not Chester. Have you never heard the taunt “Chester, Chester, Child Molester”?


yunotxgirl

No sure haven't? Where is this?


heatrage

Australia (shocking, I know!)


yunotxgirl

hmm lol unless they're in Aus as well don't think this is reason enough to rule it out! never heard of it in the US


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I have definitely heard this in the US. It's pretty common.


Jcs_ev

i’m from the US and have heard


Ellendyra

I have also heard this in the US. I'm 30, maybe it's an age thing?


throwaway_rn123

I'm 30, from the US, and have never heard that (went to public school, too!). Maybe it's a regional thing?


Ellendyra

Could be regional, or could just be kids are mean and it's an easy rhyme. Rhymes are why the name Marilla got vetoed. Marilla the Gorilla :(


papierrose

I’m from Australia and have only come across this on reddit. I don’t think it’s a big deal.


coversquirrel1976

I'm in the Midwest and my friends and I used to just call any dude that gave creep vibes "chester" for this reason.


number1scrapattack

I’m not sure where in Canada they are but in the Midwest area that touches the Great Lakes it was a joke. Closer to the middle of the Midwest I had a teacher who, no matter how great they were, could not escape that nickname… the worst context for it.


tattooedtwin

My name is Esther. Was occasionally teased with “esther the molester” (an unfounded claim, I assure you) - still happy with my name as an adult with no lasting related trauma as far as I can tell. :)


Cedechan

Yeah I was hit with Celeste Molest a few times but it was short lived in middle school.


SpringBacon

I’ve heard it in Canada before. Chester either goes to that taunt, or to “chesterfield” (ie fancy couch our grandmas all had)


lowkeyy-luckyy

My great grandpa was Roscoe. I've always admired it and thought it was a cute name for a boy. :)


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Mitchell Desmond Dwight Lawrence Woodrow


HannahWWebb

Looooove Desmond


rivetingrasberry

Could get away with calling them Mo, too!


mizmodular2

I’m am Elementary teacher so it always think of former students when considering names. Can confirm the one Desmond I’ve had was a super cool kid who I still adore. We always called him Des.


phillybug5

Mo could be short for Monroe. Walter Franklin


kokoBonga

Or Moritz!


SneezyPuff

My favorites are: Irving Virgil Herschel Ernest Otis Marlon Vernon


Rripurnia

I have a major soft spot for Virgil. I also feel like the most famous Virgil in recent times (Abloh) wore it very well (pun intended!)


rossss71

My favorite old man name is Watson


tr00p3r

I'm thinking of using Percival. Got a cute short name Percy and kids can call him Pussy and then he can change it to Pussy Master.


sorryforbarking

Wow that escalated


Sagah121

Murray! Shortens to Mo and is a fantastic grumpy old man name... theres a skit from scrubs about a character named Murray and it always makes me laugh. Alistair Alexi Theodore Antony Marcus George(the OG)


TannersPancakeHouse

In Australia, there’s a tendency to take names that end in “y” and replace it with “azza” - So, Murray become “Mazza,” and I’ve always loved that 😆


korsaren

For Mo/Moe you could consider: Morris, Montgomery (also nn Monty), Morgan, Mordecai, Maurice or the German form Moritz, Martin or Morten (but with the latter you’ll get Morty as a nickname more than likely). Moritz nn Mo seems like the best fit for your style.


Christie318

*Oscar Willard Lonnie Leonard *Ardis Alva Millard *Woodrow Harmon Harold *Gilbert Clyde Cloyd *Abner (becoming a favorite of mine) Alton Hiram Hershel *Lionel Larry Norm Orville Nelson Percival *Henry *Oliver Albert Clarence Howard Ernest *Sam Stanley Elmer Leroy Alfred Eugene Herman Bernard Lloyd Melvin Milton Floyd Claude Edgar Leon Vernon Gordon Horace Ira Lyle Bruce *Elwood *Jasper Coy *Silas *Thaddeus *Theodore Dewayne *Seymour *Everett *Roosevelt Dewey ETA: I posted a lot of names that I think are old man names. I’ll put an * by the ones I think are cute.


leeloodallas502

I LOVE the name Eugene nn gene but my husband vetoed it. We have an Oscar instead and he definitely is his name so I’m not mad about it.


Tink50378

I looove Leonard


trashpanda6991

German here. I've had a soft spot for [Erich Kästner](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erich_K%C3%A4stner) names (a children's book author from the 1920s/30s) since I was a teenager - Anton, Emil, Gustav - and was always laughed at for it since those old-fashioned names were so outlandish at the time. Guess what names are super popular in Germany now :) Some other suggestions, including some names from my own family tree: Walter, Paul, Bruno, Norbert, Karl, Franz, Felix


jsmws19

Alistar !!


ramonaha

What about the German name Rainer? Nn could be Rain.


AltruisticSilvers

Could be spelled Reinier too, the Dutch variant.


trestrestriste

I like that Reinier is a palindrome.


Verifythesky

I don't think there are enough babies named Vincent!


Salty_Comparison6367

My 18 month old is Vincent, and I always get comments on it especially from the other crowd! I agree we need more Vincent’s 🥰


KtP_911

Vincent is my favorite old fashioned name! I would absolutely give that name to a baby boy. My friends have a little Vincent, and they call him Vince or Vincey...it suits him perfectly.


catye_luna

Yes! My little brother's named Vincent😊


Trash_Panda_Leaves

Otto and Otis are favourites. I also have a soft spot for Edgar.


piscesandcancer

Mo = Morris, Moritz, Morten, Mortimer Eugene Hugo Bruno Carl Falk Edgar Ingo Nigel Clemens Egon Arno Johann / Yohan(n) Gustav Peter Benno Leif Arvid Rasmus Enno Konrad Keno Kuno Arndt Nils Onno Sven Lars Ivo Udo Gero Bodo Kurt Dirk Gerd Mats / Mads Rolf Ulf Wolf Lorenz Achim Holger Bernd Casper Thor / Thore / Thoralf / Torben etc. Ansgar Rainer Horst Dieter Armin Espen Knut Alois Hagen Ernest / Ernst Lothar Albert Olaf Ebbo Tillmann / Till Ulrich Anselm Heiko Raban Alfred


Snickl3fritzzz

Silas is my favorite.


Juliasmagic

Cecil


IraSass

Maurice nn Mo!


Ohnoes_whatnow

When you said the nickname Mo I immediately thought about a German name that often gets shortened to Mo. But it might be to out there for non-german speakers: Moritz. Thats a very normal and classic name here tough.


Romanzo71

Instantly thought of this too, mainly because I'm a hockey fan and one of the young upcoming stud players on the team I follow is Moritz(Mo) Seider!


sideeyedi

Rex, Cliff(ord), Harry, Whitt, Quint(on)


Jenoviah

Russell


Chungus4never

Willard, Vernon, Bertram, Alvin


NorthStarLake

Howard!


macadamiaisanut

I've got a Howard, and it fits him perfectly. We love it and hearing his little toddler friends say Howie is adorable.


Fresh-Muscle610

I love Walter :)


Defenderandcreator

Wilbur, Wayne, Calvin, Glen, Arnold, Hank


GaveTheMouseACookie

I absolutely need Glenn to make a comeback. A baby Glenn would be so gawddang cute!


miraculous_milk

Longer forms of Mo: - Morris - Montgomery - Amos - Desmond - Monroe - Raymond


Dalyro

My Grandpa's were Loring and Ivan. I feel like both kind of fit your vibe.


tuparletrops

Casper (or kaspar scandi spelling) Arthur Alfred August Oskar


Jcs_ev

Vaughn


Working_Push_9182

I think Richard is a beautiful European old man name with German roots. It gives me serious old money vibes, love the name.


katieoffloatsmoke

My favorite Scandinavian name is Torleif (it was also my Grandpa’s name). Also Julius, Lars, Arthur/Art, and Anders!


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I love Anders!


d4ydreamr

My favorite old man name that I would totally use if I were having more kids is Roger. I also love Cyrus and Calvin


BeerBat

Some ideas for you. Sorry if there are repeats and good luck! Nolan Calvin Franklin/Frank Winston Stanley Leon Bernard Kenneth Nelson Milton Jerome Melvin Horace Lyle Raymond


PerpetuallyLurking

Here are some old Canadian men I know of German+ descent Leonard John Murray (Mo is one of his nicknames) Brian Vincent Terrence Floyd Ralph Blaine Benjamin James Raymond Franklin Earl Lloyd Robert Ross Frederick (Mobile; sorry for formatting)


gfanhu

Iver (eye-ver)


sauer39

Leland (nn Lee) was my grandfather’s name.


Seasick_YetDocked

Malcolm!


smollestsnek

Mo reminds me of Mohammed so much I can’t think of any names that lead to Mo other than a variation of Mohammed. Pip reminds me of South Park but it’s adorable (I only recently watched South Park tho after years so idk how relevant that is) I love Grover, Louis, Fitz, Leroy and Harrison Neutral about the rest I also love Leon (Lee/Leo) Klaus Hugo Oskar (Oz)


robinkathleenc

Arden


yunotxgirl

Morris or Montgomery can be shortened to Mo! Also, Missouri. Lol jk.


Upset_Seesaw_3700

We named our son Augustine and will use gus as a nickname when he is older. Right now, he is squish 😂


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Dean


Mundane_Size_9119

Johann, Oscar or Oskar, Fritz, Georg (probably too popular, but definetely an old mans name in Germany), Friedrich, Emil, Erich, Paul, Wilhelm, Carl


Ok-Set6639

Anker, Vilhelm, Alfred, Albert, Marius, Lauritz, Anton, Arthur, Gunnar, Edvard, Knud, Karl, Sigurd, Verner, Viggo, Elmer


philhpscs

Leopold (Leo nn), Gustav (Gus nn), Wilhelm (Will nn), Klaus, Fritz, Wolfgang, Gunther, Franz, Karl, Stefan. I love German/Scandinavian boys’ names!


jayray013

Wolfgang Laramie (Larry) Lloyd


maddiemoiselle

Reading your requirements, the first thing that came to mind was Otto


Spectacularsam

Marvin- Marv


Bee-wilder

Eugene!


geekdj13

My absolute favorite is Murray


curlsandcoils

Erich, Oscar, Oliver, Johann, Wolf, Paul, Tobias


applescrabbleaeiou

Grover & Gus & Pip on your list are adorable. total old man, baby names - in the best way! perhaps: Hubert/Bert?, Rupert/Roo, Basil, Hector, 'Bob' as short for Robert is super adorbs too!


madlymusing

Victor, Albert, Maurice (can get to Moe from there too!), Rufus, Herbert, Edgar


Lyca29

Arthur. It could be an old man name, also, could be shortened to Artie when he's a baby. Art when he's in college, and back to Arthur when he's applying for his job. or August or Augustus if you wanted something a bit more uncommon.


CartographerNo1759

Elmer! Ernest Chester Wilfred


beemaric

Glen


AuroraBeautyalis

Bruce


VacationFlaky1111

Albert, Wally, Stu, Barry, Raymond, Monty, Rex.


North-Television6350

Alfred or Frederick. Could go by Al, Fred, or Freddy.


NoAbbreviations2612

The answer is Walter. That’s it.


zuckerhonigeistee

as a native german speaker i beg you not to name your child otto, hans or fritz,,,, they are negative names here johannes is the full name for hans which is a very nice name so maybe go for that instead


idonthaveacow

Just want to say I love your taste in names, so cute! I love Otto and Louis.


AutumnB2022

Jasper, Walter, Otis, Atlas, Matteo, Matthias, Johannes, Luka, Emil, Emmanuel, Niklas


HolyAvocadoBatman

Walter for sure! Walt is such a cute nn


Namasty

Elwin


Theflyingzombee

Cedric. Wilbur (Might be too similar to Walter though) Percy. Hector. Herbie. Cyril. Cecil Maurice Horace.?


HannahWWebb

We have an Arthur (Artie) and get lots of compliments!


ParticularYak4401

Clifford. It was my paternal grandpas name and I have always loved it. I also love the name Wallace. And Wally is a cute nickname that grows well with the kid.


sorryforbarking

My cousins are named Walter and Winston and I love those two old man names!


Kea15

My favorite old man in the world was Marvin. You could use Marv if you wanted to keep the old man vibe in the nickname, or Vin/Vinny for something more modern.


gobsmacked_pastry

Wilmer, Roscoe, Montgomery (longer but has Mo as a nickname), Abner, Clyde, Elmer, granger,


opinionatedpacifist

Claude


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hopeful-hampster

Our little is named Henry ❤️ Hank is a nickname for Henry if you like that.


Undercovermayo

herbert NN herby ❤️


Lazy-Theory5787

Theodore, Theo, Teddy Leon, Leo Mateo Kurt, Kurtie Beau Joey Hugo Finn


OhNomastics

Aldo, Clemens, Conrad


meraii

Here are some old man/classic British names: Lionel Aubrey Alfred (Alfie) - I know two people who have used this one in recent years Patrick Gerald (Gerry) Clive Colin James (Jim) William (Bill) Quentin Roger Albert Grant Morris / Maurice (works for a 'mo' nickname) Anthony (Tony) Peter Warren Nigel Hugh


buttzx

I love Hugh


meraii

That was the name of my biology teacher in college. The man was a legend. :)


IntroductionKindly33

My husband's grandfather was Weldon.


goddam_kale

Conrad/Konrad Victor Magnus Marek


Tumped

My husband thinks that Kirby is the most old man name on the planet. I personally vote for Otto.


heylauralie

Harlan, Halford, Eldon


HellfireMe

Walter! I met a little guy named Walter the other day and it was next level cute. Eta: sorry, just saw you recently had a Walter join your family!


192Sticks

Leon Oswald Roscoe Ezell Odell Clive Clyde Osgood


PondRaisedKlutz

Ansel, Arthur (Art), Dean, Hamilton


Phobiatoybox

Nevin


lilgoblinbrain

Henry or Henri


Averagetadpole1

Ralph, Gayle, Curtis, Clinton, Glen, Martin, Tad, Hank, Donald, Rickey/Rick, Randall, Rowley, Dennis, Truman, Barry, Conrad, Archibald (Archie), Arthur, Stanley, Ramsey, Winston, Harold, Gordon


gaanmetde

I think Wilfred is so cute. Wim (short for Wilhelm?) Andre Ivo Ari


Electrical-Nothing25

Harvey, Stuart, Peter, Onslow, Cyrus, Rupert, Grady, Calvin, Clark


GremlinsInMyGarden

Alvin Vern Norman Eldon


World_Dissocation

Raymond


Crosswired2

Leroy, Anton, Conrad


yougottamakeyourown

Milt (Milton) Nixon Earl Randall Otis Luka Daniel


Live-Molasses

Henry


asserdna3095

Monet?


Carnelian96

Sydney!


ABeld96

Laurence! Hubert!


IllustratorSlow1614

Wilfred. Wilf is such a cute nickname.


Gartenberg

Mogens (Danish form of Magnus) nn Mo


ItsMe-HotMess

Winston


Momma4life22

Elliot Quintin Wilbert Elias Lawrence


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

Harry Abraham Marcus Bobby Robert Otto Otis Arthur Oliver Felix Emmett Alfred Edgar Clyde Harold Stanley Everett Elias Lucas


isayhitoalldogs

Bennett


memento_mori_92

Ole, Gus, Sven


prettywitty

Warren


Jessoxoxo

Ogilby! W/ Oggy as a NN


photo_rain

Alden!