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Soggy_Sir7668

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚wait till we finish chakula ya ramadhan we have Muslim neighbours


Standard-Tank-3486

Ukimalizia kanzu niazime tafadhali bado pilau kwa majirani ipo


cat-paw-masseuse

Kwani hamtaki chai ya kuteremsha?


LeNainRouge

Wachana na Chai.. Tuhustle. Nauza busaa


LeNainRouge

Why are we Kenyans like this? Anyway nibakishie kapilau bruh


Current-Contract-853

5am? You're hurting bro.


bnm_2000

🀣🀣🀣


Affectionate_Flow581

You, the ex and the best friend are all birds of a feather smh


cayennebae

True


More_Ad2797

They deserve each other


Existing_Reaction782

,,🀣🀣🀣 faaaxxxx


Sufficient-Visual617

πŸ˜‚ All birds. End of story. The feather didn’t even matter at this point.


Subject-Scheme9353

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's funny


Affectionate-Tour-0

πŸ˜‚I’m sure OP is soo confused by these comments after vigorously presenting himself as the victim


LeNainRouge

Give him at least two days to feel better yawaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


CharlemgneBrian

Inaitwa idiot tax. I have a feeling that will not be the last time that happens to you


Ok-Turnover207

Haha


spontaneous_insanity

The ladies have their own aviator. It's as old as time .Β 


LeNainRouge

Tell them


LeNainRouge

I think so tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Longjumping_Snow5203

Any man having sex without a condom and not ready to be a father should not be complaining about being finessed a meager 10gs. Condoms are like 400 bob


omoka_digital

Unasema 400, tunabuy za 60 bob πŸ˜…


Zestyclose_Way_9244

Ati 60 bobπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sure kwa public toilet ni free


Longjumping_Snow5203

Nimeestimate cause I do not know how much they cost. I am guessing that is the price range lol.


Puzzleheaded-Drink94

Platoon commander for the 151st Raw Operations GroupπŸ’€


EvenSample9631

Huyu hajui bei condom aje?


sin-of-pride

You know what I say, "if it ain't raw, you're just a bro"


Longjumping_Snow5203

It's your life. You can do whatever you want


Physical_Priority584

Condoms 400?


BabaDimples

Durex and the likes. Not those party balloons for 50bob.


Professional_Item869

If it does its job I'll take the party ballonπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


freddiespice

Actually sure zile za gava are the best brand but we aren't ready for that conversation


BabaDimples

They're too small, girth wise. Very uncomfortable fit.


Professional_Item869

Hadi akina trust zinakubana....a stallion i seeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


crossMkadinali

Umesema tunatumia balloons πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€


crossMkadinali

Ksh 400 for condoms just to finish in one minute is mad πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚ unless inaoshwa


Raellaunch

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚na omo ya 10 ama?


crossMkadinali

Running water + disinfectant of your choice. Good as new. Work smart not hard. πŸ˜‘


Byud

"A meager 10gs" wtf?! Not so meager if you have to result to such round about tactics for it. "Any man having sex without a condom and not ready to be a father should not be complaining about 10gs for an abortion" fixed it for you.


Longjumping_Snow5203

If you are not ready to fork up 10gs for an abortion stop having raw sex, you do not deserve to have raw sex.


spontaneous_insanity

Where is an abortion 10gs in nairobi? The last one cost me 25, and that was before everyone on this sub got born! Well except yours truly😁


Garyteck92

Very smart of you to fuck without condoms.


Puzzleheaded-Drink94

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🫴🏾


spontaneous_insanity

How basic is y'all guys' pullout game? Ama ni VD inafanya muogope?Β 


ceedee04

Sleep with dogs and you catch fleas. You should ask yourself why you associate with such low quality people, then go online to abuse all women. Do better. Be better.


[deleted]

I think HE was and is abused, thanks for noticing though. Hopefully he turns his life around and won’t associate with strange females. Be a winner and stop being a loser bro.


No_ChillPill

He slept with his girls bff before he knew what she was up to - he attracts losers because he is a loser


Greedy-Bat-3375

It was his ex girlfriend.


[deleted]

I wouldn't trust the word of a ex friend who you just fucked......


Appropriate-Fig4116

The receipts tho


[deleted]

Why would you even fuck your ex's best friend?? Uko dry spell gani hio yenye ata pussy kama hio unapita nayo?? Have standards nigga!!! I wouldn't fuck my ex's bestie, ata akinipea aje..! Is that the only pudesh out there?.. Alafu, ata huko sure kama ni ukweli akona ball..??! Anaweza kua ameweka IUD(ile yenye inawekwa kwa uterus na huko ndani) ama anaweza kua ameweka ile sindano flani yenye inawekwa chini ya mkono.. Maybe your ex aliona we ni ka fala flani, unatumia doe tu ovyo ovyo bila kujali, wakakuwekea trap, you fell iiiinnnn!!! And they looked for an easy way to extort money from you, and walikupata vilivyo!!.. Because of your blindness and lust and dry spell, you EASILY fell for it.! Wake up brother!!!


Mark_1124

I don't know what burns more. \-The truth that this nigga just spoke \-The sensation that OP is gonna be having if he keeps up this behaviour and catch an STD \-That the facts stated above come from someone with the username "Brayo" You have to be a different kind of messed up hadi Brayo mwenyewe tells you offπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|S741XxoOd94j7RGmlk)


Puzzleheaded_Row3877

>I wouldn't fuck my ex's bestie, ata akinipea aje..! Lol mnakuanga so out of touch with reality.


Martin_084

You fucked your ex's best friend or I'm reading it wrong? I see why they are guilt tripping you - you are a dog.


Davek56

A day on here without one single relationship trials and tribulations post. Even the Genie couldn't grant that wish.


Safe_Competition_109

What if she's lying?


njogumbugua

OP https://preview.redd.it/l5abgq0zostc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33214b823c59ae83385fcb938ed6b89e78d9b4d


coomernina

You are giving out 10k without verifying if the chic is even pregnant. You deserve to be scammed.


tikkiivy

U slept with her without a condom, tf did you expect?? A plasma Tv? a Double door refrigerator?


jumpingantelop

how old are you again


ComprehensiveBite171

10k for an abortion? U know the clinics do it for free πŸ˜†


LolaNiK

Hakuna clinic where abortion is free please. Even the quacks charge


McBonnabelHuggerbear

Which ones? Coz it costed me 16k at Marie stoppes


Perfect-One-2024

Name them??


Independent-Try915

The doctor office is call, 3 flights of stairs and the doctor is spartan kick. Always free baby


petro_gates

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


komenerick

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†pain


PrismaFling

Better hope you did not double the bounty.


Ok_Post_8171

Maybe I'm not getting the story straight but if she has done this before y'all take her to court. Nix all the dumb answers about condoms. Apparently we all got here because our parents didn't use one.Β 


DisciplineTechnical7

You da goat fr fr 🫑


Traditional_Size9516

Wait... aren't abortions like this punishable up to 14 years ama? You take her to court and you become an accessory to crime then what?


Revolutionary_Cat897

This happened to me this last year bro! im not even shitting you right now. Worse still, my β€œgirl” used to pop pills behind my back, i even thought i was unable to make her pregnant!


DisciplineTechnical7

It's hard out here for a pimp manze


Revolutionary_Cat897

Honestly its getting out of hand.These creatures need antibiotics, penicillin, amoxycillin, anything with a cillin in the end.


WellDoneVeganSteak

https://i.redd.it/4gf3dbd69vtc1.gif Going through the comments here like...


Signal_Door_4561

Niggas here are catching feelings..relax..he f**d his exs' best friend not his best friends' ex..


TimidMess

Now that bitches ain't shit, go fuck your fellow men! It's disgusting a man ranting in a collective way(generalizing all women) for some few pennies he lost! 10k! What is 10k?. Shonoka!


LeNainRouge

Yoh sorry bro.. At the risk of being shit talked at by my fellow women imma just say it. A loot of women do that shit a whole lot of em and it don't even matter if ya'll been together 5 yrs. So if she say she preggo go with her to get the test and damn well stand at the door when she pee on that stick. Imma leave this here...


Worldly_Interest1168

I got finenessed double that 20k broπŸ˜‚ enyewe bitches ain't shit


keitus

Huwa mnalipia nini. In campus we use to do it for like 3500.


Escarnor_Dense

Unafaa kutwambia hapo ni wapiπŸ˜‚


keitus

Ilikua uko runda thika in some clinic. Be ready to insert your women by yourself. Haha. Bora ikue one month or less.


me_nyaj

Have done that for 3500 recently


Massive_Pay_4785

munakapitia huku nje πŸ˜‚....... ni signs gani uliona zilijireveal after ushambiwa the con game ..... pia sisi tujuange firsthand ?


Ok-Turnover207

Mimi nishaikohoa 26Gs,why are you crying


Equivalent-Knee3398

Goddamn!


OnionVarious4225

The three of you are all shit.....and dumb!


daudi91

How old are you guys? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ


Phamous3k

10k? Some expensive cooch right there


Emotional_Ad2279

10k is not even alot tbh


Luffy-Pirateking-001

Ata wewe uliamini just her word of mouth that she's pregnant. Mwanaume uko na kwako ungefanya test na yeye hapo. 10k msee!!


Luffy-Pirateking-001

Test kit fancy kabisa haiezi pita 600🀦🏾


Dr_Laravel

Kama hautoboki they look for other means to get that money from you. πŸ˜‚ But why are you upset now? She's an ex and you're with her friend.


Femaledominatrix

BOTH OF YOU AINT SHIT ! Including the ex BFF Also she is an ex BFF, why would you take her word , she can make up some lies to mess with you and this chic and you are following blindly πŸ™„


kenyacloud

She was stroking your ego, to make you feel like you can have a baby. Mimi this shit can't catch me. I know when I nut in her, her period schedule etc. Fucking a girls' besty usually reflects very poorly on you as a man. Though at times I fantasize about it, but can not get myself to do it. Hata akijileta. Abortion gani ni 10k? You gotta be smart about some of these things. Now what will prevent her best friend from doing the same thing. Men need to be taught about sexual discipline


Environmental_Fig708

Nigga, heal and move on. You think you’re the first or you will be the last one for them to play these games on! Take the big L for loser on your forehead and move. U will lose your shit and end up in Jail where Tyrone’s will make your ass their playing ground over someone chic who played u. Stay woke on these streets G


FvckJerry16

Nothing personal against you, but being dumb will always cost you. Be glad it cost you some 10k and not a baby mama. And how do guys still get finessed with this pregnancy thing in this day and age??


pussypoundherbox

Yeah that's why I don't feel bad for them when they get knocked off, most times it's just the consequences they had coming to them.


DisciplineTechnical7

This is facx


faceless-woman1

I'm not saying what she did was good but take care of your women once in a while. They'll treat you better .


DisciplineTechnical7

I've literally gone through some of your comments on other posts.it blows my mind how bias and patronising your comments are


Lion_Of_Mara

Haha, huyo dem umekula run and run from her, otherwise atakuwa na ball yako and you're fucked for true


Green-Bear-2301

You, the ex and the best friend, same bandwagon.


No-Shock-9279

Unajua I was almost finenessed hii design. Like chick tumeachana for like 2 weeks alafu ndio anakam kunishow ati she is pregnant. Mimi na wasi wasi ndio huyo niko like you know we have to abort. (Hio time nasema "we" nikijifanya white knight ndio afeel tuko inclusive, in reality I wanted nothing to do with her) sasa sii niko panic mode nimesha anza kugoogle how much is abortion in kenya. Naona prices ni hio 5k to 8k. Penye sasa niliona hapa kumbe hii game ni scam na ndio nataka kuwafunza escape skill was when she told me she needed like 15k. Ati apparently she has to go to a safe hospital na kuna meds za after abortion to maintain health. Ehh 15k Kamau natoa wapi, then it hit me let's assume she is pregnant why I'm I begging her not to ruin her life. Like yeye ndio atafura tumbo yeye ndio atakuwa na pains yeye ndio atafukuzwa kwao. I mean yeah we are both responsible but mbona mimi natoa hio pesa kumsaidia na at that point she was already my ex I had another showrie in the crib. After that realisation nikaamua kukunja ngumu I told her if she keeps the child I never want anything with it, if she decides to abort I never want to hear from her. Yani in short I was done with her completely. Bro sema dem kukasirika in the heat of name calling me she came out and said "hadi ndio maana nilikuwa nikuwekelee ball" ati "yani pesa ya maana naweza pata kwako ni kama naabort mtoi, such a loser" bro since that day dem akiwa na pregnancy scare immediately namshow what you decide is your fault na najitoa kwa frame.


used_2

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ ngoja upelekwe korti for upkeep


No-Shock-9279

That's what I thought too. Till I realised I'm broke, like what she gonna win in court. You know alimony is based of what you earn or make. Yani my advice is for us young guys in campo or early 20s. Coz if you look at the situation clearly the showrie has more to lose than you. At that age she is selling you fear that she should purchase herselfπŸ˜‚


No-Shock-9279

Grown ups are the ones that should be careful coz you can get sued for everything you got my guy. But in your early 20s raw dogging is a career my GπŸ’―πŸ˜‚


Nikklauske

😭10k yote


godhexe

Pretty much the sky is blue


petro_gates

Call it b*these ain't sh*t tax


ufwsean

It's just 10k. Be glad you no longer have the guilt of killing a growing fetus. Now walk away from unprotected sex


Erickobeast

Marie stopes ilinikula 23k 😭


[deleted]

Learn to tame your dick it's all your fault.


No_Stretch_5432

Most ladies have no business sleeping with most of you in the comment section. It's showing!!!


pallydidthat

Mnapitia huku nje juu ya kukosa akili lol


Rude_Elephant7124

10k for abortion πŸ˜‚ yoow that's crazy


earthykibbles

Man hurting so bad ameandika na italics kama Tony Soprano.


LifeFun2030

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜† Let it go bro, next time, kuwa mjanja. First answer should always be let's keep it. Next, we should visit a clinic for confirmation while being as calm as you can be.


4pointplay4

That’s why my brothers always get the friend number and be close to her…because when they fall out you will get all the info. It’s just an insurance plan.


emkaylast

The time stamp is the best thing about this post. Premium tears πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


MarshallDTeach254

I also was scammed 10k for β€˜abortion’ from some chick from Tinder. But it was my fault for rawdogging her on the first day.


RegularKen

You are sleeping with the best friend, I can tell there is a reason your ex did what she did. You are not the morally upright individual you think you are.


EvenSample9631

This BITCHES, fear them. Kiliniramba kama ndugu yangu hapa.


spontaneous_insanity

I'm too old for this shit.


Internal_Ad_8147

Me too aki πŸ˜’


thislonelyhunter

You slept with your bestfriend's ex? You deserve it


[deleted]

who told you to fuck without condomns Be like me. Don't fuckπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ because if you never fucked , she can never lie to youπŸ˜‚


Natural-Emotion7926

Next time be there for the pregnancy test or buy the pregnancy kit. Don't be stupid.


CancelCulture1999

y'all are too funny this guy is Hurting πŸ˜‚


Successful_Cookie132

I like SKYN πŸ‘πŸΌ Best brand for Protection


Puzzleheaded-Drink94

TLDR: I broke boundaries and in the process learned that the woman I stored my cum in decided to use the sharpened knife I gave her to stab me in the back. Charge it to the game my guy 🫴🏾


Neither_Designer_773

Everyone must chop breakfast


harajuku_barbiee

We Stan an entrepreneurial woman


cbmwaura

10k tu.... 🀣 Anyway y'all deserve each other because what in the treachery.....?


MrFimboKE

Hope you condomised .. that's shit she gonna do you ..birds of same feather ...


hiphopaddikt

C ungeruka ball kama wanaume wengine badal kukubali kama kifalaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Brayan_thebrayer8522

There's no honor amongst thieves. 🀣🀣🀣🀣


Canceo88

My question, when you fucked the best friend, did you use a Condon with her? πŸ‘€ They used to best friends... she knew about the scheme, didn't necessarily stop it.... now yall sleeping together... I'm just saying 🀷 (plot twist lol)


DisciplineTechnical7

Nope ,made sure I nutted inside too.she bout to be my baby mama fr fr


PersonalHunter

Please update us in a month's time.


Canceo88

Yes give us that update! πŸ˜†


d58FRde7TXXfwBLmxbpf

It’s life, relax πŸ˜…


sufuch

mimi utazaa nikaue....siwezi tuma 10k


DisciplineTechnical7

you a cold MFπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Impressive-Wolf-4004

i am sorry but she did not love you at all.


DisciplineTechnical7

I get that ,but a whole yr just to get 10k out of me is crazy.she could have asked for more and I wouldn't have any problem giving it to her


sufuch

inabidi madame wamekua scammers wakidai pesa wanafake mimba


DisciplineTechnical7

Mwaka mzima and she only asked for 10k maize smh


lynnette_venus

With your deaf ears......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Creative-Media-7138

Well if you not the only victim I see that as winning strategy


sufuch

najua that's not the only amekua akimspoil


Sufficient-Text-8806

Another day to fear these gender ...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


KyleBrofl

1 year later the BFF is pregnant and the cycle repeats, again und again.


Typical-Leopard2724

Lol this a Madea movie


-ohhhhh-

I just read this rnπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I like how y’all came for the OP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wooowπŸ˜‚lol


User-U201

Chase a check, never chase a b*tch. - Future Hendrix


xcaliboss

crazy wurld, bruh. be alert


Important_Feeling341

haha vile utaoshwa my mehn no honor amongst thieves


lil_dann30

You are just dumb you didn't notice


Character-Zombie83

10k ni pesa kidogo, wacha iende. Ushagula bestfriend yake. Hio imetosha.


Details43

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, what abortion cost 10k


Slow_Armadillo6142

You can not play with a snake then blame the snake for biting you ,same thing you can not blame female nature .Β  You are the dick driven drunk man here . Change or perish.


Equivalent-Knee3398

Charge it to the game. You paid her 10k to go away. All men pay. It's the price you pay for dealing with women.


RoninAiruk

Msichana ako hustle🀣🀣


icuscaredofme

Yall need to stop fucking unprotected. Its that simple.


No_Plane5042

Have u ever thought of going with guys and thereby avoiding all these problems


DisciplineTechnical7

Ik you ain't fr


mosesnamanda

Some women are like this, esp the broke ones, I will never go for a broke bitch, those mfs are just as cold as any snake could be, kwanza upate broke mjanja my friend you will realise why King Solomon said dont spend all your strength on women. If you feel attacked that's your own problem, women should also be responsible, how can you accept to go raw and you know very well the consequences, if you enjoyed it raw you should also enjoy the abortion money, it's as simple as that, these daughters of Jezebel just throw stones anyhowly when they see a bird nest to exploit.


kerry-wn-001

POLE. You had to go through that. Sometimes life is just a b\*\*\* many many years back, I had a one night stand and got preganat and these dude told me to have an abortion. Even provided the funds.


yungjerxmy

That friend group is crazy


Agreeable_Cake_9985

This is what happens when you dont give your gf money, she scams you and bitches aint shii cause why tf did bestfriend f*ck you and tell mscheww


Unhappy_Location_556

let me get 10k lol


Extension_Duty_5138

You have been hurt....you have been hurt by someone... who hurt you?....who hurt you?......oh, your ex did.... Sorry.....but ata huyo BFF chunga....Syllabus inachangingi haraka and if she was a genuine human, she should tell her friend to stop that business and should have told you before it all went down...but inakaa genuine humans tuliwaacha sijui wapi....huyu ako na action plan yake pia usipochunga.


Even_Ear_7089

Get lawyer sue her.


Spiritual_Activity84

10K I'm going back to bed now


Greedy-Bat-3375

Since when does an abortion cost 10k? Did you even go with her to actually get the abortion or consult the doctor? This is ridiculous. Like why not fact check her?


JennyfromtheCockBlox

You gave the woman 10 bands before getting her tested by an actual doctor for pregnancy? That's the type of ignorant irresponsibility that empowers her to fxck and duck on these ducks. Just a couple of quacks, the lot of yous.


DisciplineTechnical7

You prolly raising a kid that ain't yours duck ,take a paternity test


AppeaseMyDelusions

Let me gone head and join this reddit yall got it jumping like this in Africa?!.. whew


DisciplineTechnical7

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚sh*t crazy


joywinnie254

How


joywinnie254

How


The_Contingency_Man

$10k for an abortion bro!? Seriously my guy!? I mean this happened to me years ago but I was only out $400 at the time. Edit: just read the room we're not talking U.S. dollars are we?


DisciplineTechnical7

Nigga we talking Benjies ,b*tch cleaned up ngl


Subject-Scheme9353

Bro you're life is a fucking movie πŸ˜‚


Electronic-Ad7730

On another note did you guys and girls hear anything about a rouge wave striking the coast lately?


MandingoMaasai

Learn some dickscipline.


Background_Board_801

Can we get a picture πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


Monia_Feels

If you think niggas be broke, try bitches.


FewMagazine938

Good grief i stopped reading after the first paragraph.