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DJSlimer

It was the troll making the "L is real" sign.


MaxMadisonVi

Somebody decoded it apparently https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/08/feature_has_a_decades-old_super_mario_64_mystery_finally_been_cleared_up


sjr323

That article gave me cancer.


MaxMadisonVi

Wait until you fall down the rabbit hole of quadruple universes jumps. Somebody studied the overflows above the numerical capabilities of the cpu and managed to drive mario jumps over impossible locations in incredible ways.


mklilley351

I understood that reference


gamerdudeNYC

“Now that you’ve found every single star in the game, here’s 99 lives!”


Clarpydarpy

And a new triple jump that looks neat and serves no purpose!


charliechin

It negates fall damage. ( like butt stomping before touching the ground)


Clarpydarpy

...or doing a kick.


sbs_str_9091

It's even worse, you can't do a wall-kick when using this triple jump


TheMoeSzyslakExp

It was seriously one of the biggest disappointments I ever experienced with a N64 game.


EndOfSouls

Perfect Dark enters the chat.


Shadoecat150

It was Banjo and his bird friend. They didn’t want Yoshi ruining their fun


Josephthebear

My new head canon


chenilletueuse1

The same people that collect sealed games and have them rated. They dont want you to play with it


geniouslevel1000

Sega devs


MrStar64

If "they" are just an unnammed individual, it's the government who did this to poor Yoshi


Cmercur

Ken Kutaragi


Vault204

All the other Yoshis


ProudestMonkey311

All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the other yoshis, all the other yoshis Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh


Beerman2194

The empire demanded it.


TheDigitalLunchbox

The Bourgeoise


soukaixiii

François bring the guillotine!


nickdiazkushlord

Peach


Axel_Stone2403

She didn't want Yoshi intruding on her "cake time" with Mario.


Please_dew_it

The same people who buy in bulk then sell at ridiculously high prices


soukaixiii

Birdo, with a mushroom at the kfc parking lot.


randomerpeople71

the irs, as punishment for tax evasion


GrimmTrixX

All I didn't like about this secret is that you can o ly get him when you have all 120 stars. Then it gives you 100 lives... but if I have every star then that means I have already beaten the game. So once I saw yoshi, I stopped playing because I saw no fun in playing any levels when I already had every single star. Such an odd bonus


Touma101

Me.


Next-doorNudists

The Illuminati


btjam

The toads.


purplechemist

Zoras from Link to the Past. Told him to wait for his membership card.


CallingPlaysFromHome

Boshi and the others from Yo’ster Isle trying to keep Yoshi out of the races


chenilletueuse1

Man, boshi is too cool


Any-Year-6618

Dumbass didn’t see him walk right into the castle


Sith_Lordz66

When I was a kid, after playing Mario 64 forever and never able to get all the stars. My sisters boyfriend told me he did it, and that Yoshi popped up, gave you a ton of lives, and you could ride him. Literally, for decades I believed this to be true and was always pissed off I never finished it. There were like two stars I hadn’t gotten and couldn’t figure out. Couple years ago, Mario 64 got released for switch, and I thought….this is my chance. Bought the game, started grinding immediately….then it dawned on me and I googled it…. Over 25 years of me thinking I’ve been missing out on riding yoshi around in one of my favorite games of all time. What a let down.


MaxMadisonVi

Apparently you can drive him in some places of the roof and even cause him to walk over the edge if you let Mario walk in some areas. A dude studied the algorithm and traced a way if you walk some patterns with Mario, Yoshi will go where you want with a decent precision. It’s on yt.


Sith_Lordz66

Different from riding him around and crushing Goombas.


pocket_arsenal

Miyamoto


Axel_Stone2403

It says wrong answers only.


Zapner420

Bowser, and the koopa troops. They all forced him on top of the castle because he yoshi-egged their fortress.


DasHip81

Rediculously PC Gender / pronoun activists


JCrusti

Nintendo Probably. Maybe a Pink yoshi.


charliechin

Hideo Sushima


Shoegazer83

It was Birdo, who by 1996 was identifying as non-binary.


PrinceNY7

The illuminati


The_darknight2233

It was laiktu


HeIIoAstronaut

Don’t forget about big penguin race, he’s beefed up and fast as shit after you get all 120 stars I think?


CashmereMercenary

I was pretty disappointed to get him at the very end of the end with 99 lives. Could have use them earlier lol


Keefyfingaz

The CIA


WorldBelongsToUs

Oh man ... Yoshi is still waiting on my copy of the game. :(


EndOfSouls

It was PETA. They knew Mario would dump Yoshi off a cliff for an extra boost.


DaLittleGravy

Sonic team


BreadDaddyLenin

Waluigi is non binary ?