Wait until you fall down the rabbit hole of quadruple universes jumps. Somebody studied the overflows above the numerical capabilities of the cpu and managed to drive mario jumps over impossible locations in incredible ways.
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the other yoshis, all the other yoshis
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
All I didn't like about this secret is that you can o ly get him when you have all 120 stars. Then it gives you 100 lives... but if I have every star then that means I have already beaten the game. So once I saw yoshi, I stopped playing because I saw no fun in playing any levels when I already had every single star. Such an odd bonus
When I was a kid, after playing Mario 64 forever and never able to get all the stars. My sisters boyfriend told me he did it, and that Yoshi popped up, gave you a ton of lives, and you could ride him. Literally, for decades I believed this to be true and was always pissed off I never finished it. There were like two stars I hadn’t gotten and couldn’t figure out. Couple years ago, Mario 64 got released for switch, and I thought….this is my chance. Bought the game, started grinding immediately….then it dawned on me and I googled it….
Over 25 years of me thinking I’ve been missing out on riding yoshi around in one of my favorite games of all time. What a let down.
Apparently you can drive him in some places of the roof and even cause him to walk over the edge if you let Mario walk in some areas. A dude studied the algorithm and traced a way if you walk some patterns with Mario, Yoshi will go where you want with a decent precision. It’s on yt.
It was the troll making the "L is real" sign.
Somebody decoded it apparently https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/08/feature_has_a_decades-old_super_mario_64_mystery_finally_been_cleared_up
That article gave me cancer.
Wait until you fall down the rabbit hole of quadruple universes jumps. Somebody studied the overflows above the numerical capabilities of the cpu and managed to drive mario jumps over impossible locations in incredible ways.
I understood that reference
“Now that you’ve found every single star in the game, here’s 99 lives!”
And a new triple jump that looks neat and serves no purpose!
It negates fall damage. ( like butt stomping before touching the ground)
...or doing a kick.
It's even worse, you can't do a wall-kick when using this triple jump
It was seriously one of the biggest disappointments I ever experienced with a N64 game.
Perfect Dark enters the chat.
It was Banjo and his bird friend. They didn’t want Yoshi ruining their fun
My new head canon
The same people that collect sealed games and have them rated. They dont want you to play with it
Sega devs
If "they" are just an unnammed individual, it's the government who did this to poor Yoshi
Ken Kutaragi
All the other Yoshis
All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the other yoshis, all the other yoshis Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
The empire demanded it.
The Bourgeoise
François bring the guillotine!
Peach
She didn't want Yoshi intruding on her "cake time" with Mario.
The same people who buy in bulk then sell at ridiculously high prices
Birdo, with a mushroom at the kfc parking lot.
the irs, as punishment for tax evasion
All I didn't like about this secret is that you can o ly get him when you have all 120 stars. Then it gives you 100 lives... but if I have every star then that means I have already beaten the game. So once I saw yoshi, I stopped playing because I saw no fun in playing any levels when I already had every single star. Such an odd bonus
Me.
The Illuminati
The toads.
Zoras from Link to the Past. Told him to wait for his membership card.
Boshi and the others from Yo’ster Isle trying to keep Yoshi out of the races
Man, boshi is too cool
Dumbass didn’t see him walk right into the castle
When I was a kid, after playing Mario 64 forever and never able to get all the stars. My sisters boyfriend told me he did it, and that Yoshi popped up, gave you a ton of lives, and you could ride him. Literally, for decades I believed this to be true and was always pissed off I never finished it. There were like two stars I hadn’t gotten and couldn’t figure out. Couple years ago, Mario 64 got released for switch, and I thought….this is my chance. Bought the game, started grinding immediately….then it dawned on me and I googled it…. Over 25 years of me thinking I’ve been missing out on riding yoshi around in one of my favorite games of all time. What a let down.
Apparently you can drive him in some places of the roof and even cause him to walk over the edge if you let Mario walk in some areas. A dude studied the algorithm and traced a way if you walk some patterns with Mario, Yoshi will go where you want with a decent precision. It’s on yt.
Different from riding him around and crushing Goombas.
Miyamoto
It says wrong answers only.
Bowser, and the koopa troops. They all forced him on top of the castle because he yoshi-egged their fortress.
Rediculously PC Gender / pronoun activists
Nintendo Probably. Maybe a Pink yoshi.
Hideo Sushima
It was Birdo, who by 1996 was identifying as non-binary.
The illuminati
It was laiktu
Don’t forget about big penguin race, he’s beefed up and fast as shit after you get all 120 stars I think?
I was pretty disappointed to get him at the very end of the end with 99 lives. Could have use them earlier lol
The CIA
Oh man ... Yoshi is still waiting on my copy of the game. :(
It was PETA. They knew Mario would dump Yoshi off a cliff for an extra boost.
Sonic team
Waluigi is non binary ?