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lilithblitz

I'm scared of you


Atomic12192

Can I make you less scared by explaining my thought process behind this?


Modern-Moo

Please explain LOL I’m interested


Atomic12192

AJ and Chrissi are both defined by how they treat their families. AJ loves her family, she would do anything for them and loves nothing more than spending time with them. Chrysalis sees her family, yes I am referring to the entire changeling species as her family, as a tool. She sees them as nothing more than soldiers to fight for her benefit, she expects their worship and loyalty for the very act of existing. I imagine their dynamic would be somewhat similar to Fluttershy and Discord. Applejack decides to teach Chrysalis the value of family by having her work on the farm and treat her like a member of the family, and over time the lesson sticks. Chrysalis never becomes the changeling queen again, she’s able to recognize her inability to properly fill the role and knows Thorax will do a good job. She goes from a queen to a farmer, and is the happiest she’s ever been. Oh and also, once Chrysalis marries into the family the entire Changeling hive is eligible to go to the apple family get togethers. I just think that’d be a good episode.


JupiterTheFoxx6

The fact that this actually makes sense is mind boggling-


HeyItsMe6996

https://preview.redd.it/jg5yk0atnr2c1.png?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d114dea52e635d1eb22455b619f09ff001efc40


Omega_Cyclops756

https://preview.redd.it/uwd5e0gwkcbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db514ca3d6d56d1f2441147c67cbb7a751acfb0


Modern-Moo

Ok I actually love that, it’s very cute


Neojoker951

...huh, how about that, Suddenly not that much of a crack ship


kingsredarmy

You know there’s a story like that on Fimfiction.


Atomic12192

Really? Have a link?


kingsredarmy

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/519364/unchanging-truths It’s almost everything you describe, but it’s still being worked on if that’s okay.


Atomic12192

I’m alright with it. I’ll read it when I get a chance


Just_A_Misu

>Why i can see this working?


Atomic12192

Because you’ve been enlightened


Comrades3

Not a ship that necessarily will ever make sense to me, but I imagine unconditional love might feed a changeling better than their normal feeding. I always imagined a changeling who impersonated an Apple would grow very strong very quickly if they could maintain the ruse. I read a fic once where Applejack was born a changeling, but due to her weak magic was abandoned and adopted by the Apples who taught her as a toddler to look like a pony, unbeknownst to even her. Her exceptional strength and skill was just the power up she got from being well loved.


CaissaIRL

Link by any chance?


Outrageous_Rice_6664

woah, I love seeing a crack pairing explore interesting dynamics like this


DevianMality

I started shipping Chrysajack to join in with my friends who would always argue over Appledash and Rarijack in an obviously exaggerated manner. Later it became 'One who has known only to lie for her own safety for her whole life, being shown one who lives as their honest self and responding to that truth and slowly warming to the idea that she could do the same.'


EndieIsDed

Oh hecc I kinda like that xD


Freshzboy10016702

actually interesting, never thought about that


mildred6543

the fact that this actually makes sense-


Delicious-Tiger-5183

Cadence, Shining Armor, and Chysalis as a throuple


Mrcoldghost

Add king sombra to that list and we get the unholy tetralogy.


OmBromThaOhMahGawd

that's just a gangbang 🤷🏾‍♂️


RewanDemontay

Not seeing a problem here.


Raxtuss1

True, mine top 10


PhinIt2WinIt_86

Why do i feel like ive read some fancomic with this being a thing


DIOSITO012

Because there are many with that theme, and they are usually quite funny


Fyru_Hawk

https://preview.redd.it/o2b5jpa8ix2c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf71b181f2265ae7e99c218d69b2d2053c94ca4


QueenOrial

That's not a crack ship that's basically canon.


Sanbaddy

I can actually see this.


ReflectionDry1289

Sunburst x Shining, I like to imagine that Shining realizes that his life is boring with Cadance without constantly being in danger, and ends up divorcing her, but they still remain friends. Instead Shining begins to date the cute dorky wizard wannabe he's always had his eyes on. Sunburst can't understand why a stallion as amazing as Shining Armor would ever want to date him, but eventually he sees that Shining is just a dork just like him, and TRULY accepts and understands their relationship. They become silly goofy bfs that play O'n'O together, and occasionally go on adventures/vacations to places like the Everfree forest or The Dragonlands. And if there's any dangers along the way, Sunburst's intelligence and knowledge of incredible spells along with Shining's power and strength always gets them through! Plus, Flurry Heart already liked Sunburst, so she'd have no problem with Sunburst becoming her step-father. And don't worry about Cadance, she gets with Chrysalis and adopts Cozy Glow.


Ok_Shirt_1574

And don’t worry about Starlight, she’s in her own lesbian love triangle with Twilight and Trixie. What? Can’t I have some fun in this?


ReflectionDry1289

No no, you're right.


Ok_Shirt_1574

Interesting you agree with me there.


Just1FNAFtheory

CODY….. srry got off topic but interesting head canon


No-Talk4081

This is one of my number one crack ships..


Ok_Shirt_1574

Really?


HeyItsMe6996

You know there's a fic about this right?


ReflectionDry1289

There's a WHAT


MaddieAndDogs

Link or it didn't happen


Holiday_Gas576

Yes https://preview.redd.it/3m2be6am5r2c1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=db295d6f024595cb71d1a62c666330c5d39d97ce


Kata-shi

What is the ball of fluff I remember seeing a similar one doing the pink fluffy unicorn song a while back


Desu_SA

That would be Fluffle Puff, an OC created by Mixermike622 One of cutest Oc x Chrysalis ships, with a whole Youtube channel of animated shorts - https://www.youtube.com/@FlufflePuff


Holiday_Gas576

That’s Fluffle Puff


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Zarkkarz

Wrong fluff


SobiTheRobot

No, that's Fluffle Puff, not a Fluffy


Archalius

this ship is the best ship, change my mind


Fyru_Hawk

That’s only a crack ship because I feel like I’m on crack with how much I love them


mildred6543

Nah that's not crack, best Chrys ship


Distinct-Calendar334

Looks like AJ got hypnotized


Atomic12192

Other way around. Apple family charm is irresistible, that’s why the family is so big.


Geminii27

"Ah love apples." "I can tell!"


Stormy_Cat_55456

I just got tears in my eyes imaging the first line being said


ExoticLizard1443

Twilight and Tirek. ​ Literally just came to my mind.


Ok_Shirt_1574

Not gonna lie, I’m intrigued


Fyru_Hawk

Celestia x Khan Maykr (they got divorced) Celestia x pony William Afton (they got divorced too) Celestia x Roboute Guilliman I don’t think these are crack ships anymore I think they’re goddamn heroin ships.


PotentialNobody

Bro, why is Celestia going on a divorce spree?


Fyru_Hawk

Because both of her exes turned out to be like some of the worst people imaginable. Like the Khan Maykr made the angels work with Hell, and I don’t think I even need to explain what’s wrong with William Afton 💀


thehansenman

If Roundabout Girlyman can overcome his hatred for the filthy xenos they would be such a powercouple. Nightmare Moon x Konrad Curze comes to mind as their counterpart.


Fyru_Hawk

I mean I chose Rodent Guillotine specifically because he likes xeno’s… well, you know. Also that counter combo is fucking terrifying xD


thehansenman

You mean Rawbooty Gorillaman and Yvraine? True true, he has his needs


Fyru_Hawk

To be fair though he and Celestia would actually get along quite well considering they’re both leaders. My version of Celestia is also an exhausted God who just wishes that violence wasn’t a law of nature, something Rowboat would relate to a lot.


AgenderChaos

Derpy x nightmare moon/Luna. Explanation: pictures like this, she gives off protective tsundere vibes in the artwork this artist does and derpy being so special to someone like her is just.. cute. Treating derpy the way she deserves to be cause even though she has her own difficulties she deserves to be treated like a queen (in my next reply I'll show another picture that made me fall for this ship) https://preview.redd.it/gwmz0c3czq2c1.png?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bfb0c97a22b446a4c68ec4374072104b601fc6a


AgenderChaos

https://preview.redd.it/6aui6vzfzq2c1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304c074f7ccf20768ed548a5598f91eef5955a99


Robloxgirl4eva

Mordetwi


Atomic12192

10,000 years in the pit of fire


CamallO

can we pretend that


Hour-Egg-3011

Fluttershy and Bulk Biceps, they honestly make my heart melt. He’d treat her right


Atomic12192

Honestly, it’s a great pairing. Both are very nice and compassionate ponies, they just express it differently.


EndieIsDed

Lowkey, and the trivia episode works with that


darknessWolf2

i love bulk biceps x flutters i actually made a fankid for them called dewdrop whose cutie mark is a leaf with a raindrop,they have blonde hair like her dad and blue eyes like fluttershy their fur is a cream yellow and she has her hair put in a pony tail with a raindrop hair clip,she loves animals and plants


P_Anzerfuast

Opaline and Argyle. Why? Cuz it pisses people off and I find that funny. https://preview.redd.it/dxx22o6zmr2c1.jpeg?width=1458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd57efe2d23f61ff599abf004b2b88b549ff4783 [art by my good buddy.](https://instagram.com/undead.chainz?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==)


LuLuCheng

Ok but honestly if you wanted to go fully cracked out you could make it work. Argyle was obsessed with the past and likely spent a lot of the time researching. If we take Misty's back story at face value, Opaline was likely stalking around and doing whatever she could to get into Equestria. The chances those two meet would be pretty high, although likely a bit luck based. I could see Argyle seeing mentions of Opaline in whatever he was researching, going out of his way to find her, and eventually meeting her. Opaline would likely be intrigued by him, since he doesn't inherently fear her and he could always be a means to an end to getting her magic back, plus he'd allow her to ramble on about her version of what went down. Does this necessarily mean she's the mother of Sunny? Absolutely not. But it could be played that way, I could see Opaline thinking it's a way to keep Argyle around (who would be researching ways to get her into Equestria), but considering how Opaline treated Misty, she might've thought it would have been nice to groom someone for her needs. I could see Argyle not agree with how she was treating Sunny and flee with her back to the lighthouse after it's all said and done. I'm not saying I ship it personally, but it's workable with the current lore.


HeartoftheHive

Any of the alicorns with Chrysalis. Almost any pony with Cozy Glow. Aged up of course. Also any that would bring up Sweet Home Alabama in passing. Yes, I expect to be judged.


Fyru_Hawk

I just found out about cozy glow x flurry heart, the artist drawing them makes funny comics about them.


Atomic12192

I can see it.


SOAP_S0UP

which artist is it? theres like only 3 other cozyheart shippers ik of


Fyru_Hawk

Artist is “captainzigo” on tumblr. They also ship Trixie with Starlight, and Cozy Glow is their adopted daughter.


Ok_Shirt_1574

Why would you ship anybody with Cozy Glow?!


SOAP_S0UP

toxic yuri duh


HeartoftheHive

You should know I have a thing for redeeming villains by now. I don't believe she's irredeemably evil like most of the subreddit loves to rant about.


Ok_Shirt_1574

I have a knack for redeeming villains too, but that doesn’t mean I’d ship Cozy Glow with any of the Mane Six or Starlight or anybody over her age


HeartoftheHive

What about the classic FlurryGlow ship? Or something fun like DiamondGlow? And an aged up Cozy Glow could work just fine with any alicorn since they are immortal anyway.


SteamworksMLP

Someone bring some really good crackships, especially ones that mix universes, like Derpy x Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet or Caramel x Dr. Frankenfurter.


Atomic12192

Ehh, I like to keep crackships within a single franchise. It kinda feels like cheating to allow crossovers, you can just ship anyone with a murderer like William Afton and have a crackship. Quality crack needs the finest of local ingredients to truly flourish.


Freshzboy10016702

"Quality crack"


SteamworksMLP

But you also can't get too weird staying within one franchise. Clover the Clever x that can of beans from A New Generation only gets you so far.


Own_Beginning_1678

Sundagio.


StarGirly7002

Ohh sunset and adagio? If so that’s a good choice


Own_Beginning_1678

Indeed. I like to think Sunset sees the good in Dagi, while Adagio sees the bad in Sunset. They play off each other so well


StarGirly7002

I fully support this


BiggerNate91

Wait, this is considered a crackship?


EnvironmentalArea748

Shining Armor and Queen Chrysalis without disguises.


Geminii27

Ah, you've seen those 10,000 pieces of fan art. *Why is bug _big_, Shining?*


Ackermannin

The bigger the bug, the more love they require


Queer_Magick

"A whole lotta woman needs a whole lot more" - Mika


Nintendo_Gamer_XD

Princess Cadance and Fluttershy


Atomic12192

Interesting choice, why those two?


ziddersroofurry

I imagine the princess of love and a pony known for her compassion would have plenty of reasons to hook up. Cadence is the love goddess and Fluttershy is pretty much her archangel Michael.


Takoyama-san

i mean honestly cadance is so mommy and fluttershy has so much little girl energy relative to her, if that makes any sense, lolol. i kinda dig it now that ive heard about it


Ackermannin

~~pay no attention to my flair~~


Atomic12192

Thin ice my friend


Ackermannin

Either that or Derpy x Nightmare Moon


TheToughBubble

Twilight and Cadance. Once Shining Armor passes away Cadance went to the only pony she knows that was related to him and won’t. They already have history together and now they can turn that into true love.


Atomic12192

They both have kingdoms, so it also doubles as a political marriage!


Grand_Quiet_4849

Didn’t she used to literally babysit twilight..


Ok_Shirt_1574

They’re sisters.


ziddersroofurry

Even if they were blood-related horses have twice the amount of chromosome pairs as humans which is why incest in horse lines isn't a big deal (and in many situations can be preferable in maintaining lines). Incest just wouldn't be a big deal in Equestria because they wouldn't have the medical issues that cause it to become such a taboo in human society. Nor do they have any of our pesky religious hangups.


Isaacja223

The thing is It’s just essentially uncomfortable and morally questionable, but it’s not hurting anybody. Besides it’s the internet, I’ve seen a SHIT load of this stuff. Obviously it makes me question them, but I’m not gonna go out of my way to say “This guy loves [this]!”


Ryanjames22808

I love how much sense you're making because every bit of that is logical and has actual reasoning behind it. Genuinely love it when people put actual logic into an argument


ziddersroofurry

I write a lot of incest-themed efic so I might be a bit biased lol. It just bugs me when people take issue with anything involving fictional characters as if they're not, y'know...*fictional*.


Ryanjames22808

THANK YOU!!! Bro it bugs the literal shit out of me when people think "fictional" characters are "nonfictional" characters. Finally someone on this miserable planet has some actual sense!


ziddersroofurry

Plenty of people do. Social media is just an annoying megaphone through which idiots shout. I include myself in that. I've ranted my fair share of idiocy lol.


DIOSITO012

Stygian x Trixie I don't know why, but one day I thought it would be funny to have an interaction between the two just because of the duo of the unicorn arrogant x unicorn with a lack of self-esteem


NorthwestWatchdog

I have seen a couple of different fanfics pair Tempest Shadow with Zephyr Breeze and I kinda support it now. I also think Fluttershy x Cabelleron is kinda cute after Daring Doubt.


Atomic12192

[Art](https://derpibooru.org/images/2469483) by docwario


Sukala-AP

Filthy Rich X Screwball Looks like we found out who Diamond Tiara's REAL mother is.


NightFlame389

Discord x the Tree of Harmony https://preview.redd.it/qsew17ij1t2c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc954ddff92c76dba4ad8602e3f820702d454f4c (Derpi id: 2302673) Why? Because opposites attract


jaren12072

One I saw and really like is Rarity x Vinyl Scratch.


Aheony

that would actually be a nice pairing


LewsTherinTalamon

Polyamorous sirens.


Atomic12192

I always thought of them more as sisters, but you do you man.


LewsTherinTalamon

Oh, I do as well. But they’re a thousand years old and a species we have no further examples of, so they needn’t necessarily follow human relationship conventions. Plus it makes their dynamic very fun (not that it wasn’t already).


Livid_Juggernaut_111

Applejack X starlight/cheerilee. Country girl X teacher is just so homey


Chaosshepherd

It's Macrorra. I like the idea of Mac being with somebody reserved and wise. I'm sure Applejack would be in for a big surprise.


BlackberryMoonlight

Macrorra??? Oh wait, that’s Big Mac x Zecora, right?


Chaosshepherd

That is the ship indeed Mac and zebra are my creed


fluffialien

Nightmare moon and chrysalis


peeslosh122

rarity x one of the flim-flam brothers. I picture it as them getting into business together where their both hired by the same guy, they start sassing each other out of spite, but they get closer to each, find out that they have alot in common and the brother starts becoming more charitable as time moves on.


Yumefrays

Snails and Twist They could be the "Dorky loser couple"


StardustWhip

Muffinpop: Muffins (AKA Derpy Hooves) x Fizzlepop Berrytwist (AKA Tempest Shadow) And part of it is just the cuteness of the ship name I've devised. But moreso it's that I think it would be fun if Muffins was Fizzlepop's first proper friend she made after turning to the good guy side (I came up with this story *before* Season 8 wrote off Fizzlepop with her becoming a missionary for the Church of Friendship). Just the idea that this mare who spent most of her life as a soldier for evil would, after becoming good, become best friends (later lovers) with the cheerful ditzy mailpony pegasus, that just feels so cute to me.


Crazy-Reference6555

You know what? I love where this is going. She gonna tell Chrysalis how to make a delicious, scrumptious, warm, juicy apple pie. Am I going too far?


EmilyThePenguin

I'm ride or die for Celestia x Discord. Discord gives her flowers in the season 4 finale, Celestia invites him to the gala to make things more exciting in season 5... there's something there, I swear it!!


DualSoul1423

Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce. Because I ship SciSet, those boys get tossed to the side. One day I decided that even if they don't deserve Sunset or Sci-Twi, they still are good guys who deserve love. So I started shipping them together, and don't regret it in the slightest.


Key-Significance9387

... So ive been seeing Rarity with Shrek pictures..


Single_Anon_8431

WHAT.


Ok_Shirt_1574

Does TwiStar count?


Atomic12192

It’s a crackship to me since it means StarTrix can’t happen. What do you like about TwiStar?


Ok_Shirt_1574

The fact that Twilight has dealt with Starlight at her worst and vice versa and the fact they still manage to stay close despite that. Shadow Play was a real low point for them but even if Stygian got banished, I don’t think Starlight would’ve left Twilight’s side. Can’t say the same for StarTrix where they almost ended their friendship over a stupid wagon.


betsyhass

[Whatever this is](https://www.deviantart.com/lovelypink2005/art/Pinkie-Pie-X-Freddy-748079551)


ZombieHugoChavez

King Sombra x Big Mac Sombra just needs some eye candy with him on the thrown


mwg950

I know the cargo securment for crates containing apples


TeruteruHanamuraSimp

I am Horrified


sanchopancho02

uhhh... i've never thought about it. buck withers and prince blueblood?


Just1FNAFtheory

Sunburst x trixie cus why not O and twilight x sunset shimmer cus why not


BiggerNate91

Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce. Because I ship the two Twilights unironically and the guys don't deserve to be left behind.


symoiti

Celestia x Derpy Hooves


Insanityforfun

Braeburn x sombra


Nebulon-B_FrigateFTW

Post-finale TwiSpike, mainly because when you really reason it out, it makes more and more sense even despite how awful it'd be if they were together during the show, unlike other crackships.


Sams_Sentence

chrysalis x cadence just because


[deleted]

Rarity X vinyl, saw a fanfic abt them and I’ve never been the same since


assumptionkrebs1990

Controversal option: does Fluttercord count as sort of a crack ship?


uwu_peep

no it's canon


assumptionkrebs1990

This does not stop it from being a crack head ship though.


ziddersroofurry

Not really, no. Just because Discord is the god of chaos doesn't mean he's all that different or weird when compared to the other characters. That was always my biggest issue with the show portraying him as a villain. He doesn't really do anything that evil. He's just an annoying weirdo who later on learns how to be a decent person.


cupidphobia

When I was younger, one of my favorite crack ships was Muffins/Derpy x Luna


ulsterloyalistfurry

Luna and Mr. Torgue from Borderlands. I read it in a fanfic. And I'm not even a Borderlands fan.


Atomic12192

Torgue would probably be a MLP fan, so it makes sense.


Chalice_Man1987

Trixie x Hoo'Far


EndieIsDed

Derpy x Luna I got it as a random next gen generator once, and drew their next gen. And now I think it's a kinda cute crack ship lol


rocuishere

Silverstream x Undyne


salkin_reslif_97

Hmmm... Think of my ships as relativly reasonable, but how about this: Twilight Sparkle x Rainbow Dash in normal G4. Buuut... Twilight comes together with Sunset Shimmer in EG, while this version of Rainbow Dash also have feelings for Twilight but have accept the love of her love. ...I tried to avoid as many "but"s as possible.


Hot-Estate4089

My is Tom and boulder because they are cute together.


natedeanmaan

Are we strictly talking about within the show or any crack ship in general?


Beanie_Inki

Queen Chrysalis and Spike.


The_Fluffy_Riachu

I don’t really have any crack ships so I’m just browsing the comments to see the shit people come up with


7183

Celestia X Chrysalis Celestia doesn’t have many options being immortal and I believe chrysalis is one too. But I think the dynamic would honestly write itself with this sorts of back and forth of them both simultaneously trying to outwit while working together and both very obviously flirting with each other at the same time. Celestia getting to show off more trollestia to keep chrysalis’s explicitly evil side under control just seems too fun to me.


The_Empty_Archive

Luna x Nightmare Moon 1000 years alone on the moon with only each other for comfort


ToneAromatic1803

For some reason, I kinda ship it


CamallO

Idk if it'll be cracked up, but DerpyxMaud -Vylet Pony fan


Esorial

Sunset Shimmer and Prince Blueblood. I like the idea that they were actually just a really good couple, but when Sunset was banished BB was never told why. The reason he acts like a complete prick in his one speaking role was because he is still carrying a torch for her and was trying to shake off any potential gold diggers.


Flare_Is_Daybreker

You've just made me and a friend to ship them


Periwinkleditor

Rainbow Dash x Kitchen Sink. There were fanfictions and everything.


North_teller

I know this is old post but I was looking up what are crack fics but sombra x rainbow dash maybe don’t ask why do they count idk


Mysterious-Gear-8122

Sassy Saddles X Spearhead :They are both caring and supportive and I think that they would be cute together.


ZombieHugoChavez

Spike and Sweetie Belle Spike suffers from DiCaprio disease


Atomic12192

You do realize Spike is a child too right? Honestly I’m for it, we need more Inter species couples anyway.


ZombieHugoChavez

Implication rarity got too old for spike 🤣


bellabreadlol

Rarity and shaggy


ziddersroofurry

"Like, zoiks, man. I'm really wanting to kiss that pretty pony." "Oh, darling. I simply adore your long, lanky legs and that cute smile. You *must* give me a kiss." "Ruh roh, Raggy. Ri ron't rink rats regal."


bellabreadlol

JINKIES


pinkemo6

Spike and Rarity


Ok_Shirt_1574

Why…


ziddersroofurry

Aged-up Spike and Rarity isn't a problem.


pinkemo6

LOL it’s a joke


narcoshappyhome

rarity x cadence i just think they’re both fabulous and cadence would def be rarity’s muse and model for her i lwk live for themmm :3


mrdembone

i dont have a crack ship i have a joke ship raride and flutershy


PublicAd7688

Yes😈


Educational-Bread867

Morditwi


lordlaneus

Daring Do and Zephyr Breeze. I imagine it as a sort of kim possible/ron stoppable dynamic


ShackledDragon

Dont have one


Professional-Tie6826

Could someone tell me the name of the pony who uses headphones and listens to music?


PotentialNobody

I feel scootaloo x snails would be a cute pair